How much do you tip your hotdog guy at the cinema?
Standard 40%
>>64457798
His tip is not having his eyes scratched out by my falcon
>>64457798
It's generally suggested that you put at least 65% of your annual income towards tips every year
>>64457798
80% less than my crablegs guy
It really depends on his mustard distribution skills.
I usually don't have any tip money left after I get past the penis inspection guy
>>64457798
do you even know what hot dogs are made of?
>>64458793
They got mustard at your theater? Mine's BYOM.
>>64457798
Last time I bought a hot dog the idiot dropped mustard on my brand new anvil, I almost hit him in the head with my hammer.
I don't tip them anymore.
>>64457798
>paying tips
>ever
Do americucks actually do this? I thought it was a meme
>>64459069
at mine you're not allowed to say popcorn because it sounds too much like "cock porn." We call it crispy fluff instead.
>>64457798
Your honor, OP is leading the witness with condiments he knows nothing about!
I don't usually have a lot of cash left after bribing the penis inspector
>>64459050
ANKLES AND ASSHOLES
PLUS TIP
This thread is chemo
>At theater to go see TFA
>As the lights dim and the Lucasfilm logo comes on the screen everyone starts cheering
>The hotdog man is walking up and down the aisles screaming "HOT DOGS GETCHER HOT DOGS ERE"
>A latino man sitting 3 seats away from me asks for one
>The hotdog man throws it so hard it breaks his nose
>The man is on the floor screaming in pain as hot mustard seeps into his orifices and burns his face
>All the white people in the theater stand up and don their "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" shirts and hats
>They all start chanting "BUILD THAT WALL!" in unison
>A well endowed black male walks
>All the men sit down and look at the floor nervously while all the women begin lubricating their labia and breasts with soda and pizza grease
>Suddenly the lights come up and the movie stops
>The theater manager enters with 2 policemen and a K9 unit
>They come up to me and tell me I have to leave because of their "No Singles Policy"
>As I leave everyone cheers while throwing food at me
>One person screams "THIS IS THE PRICE OF FREEDOM" as he fires off a machine gun into the air
>Tfw can't see movies in theaters anymore
