Post your top five films. Other people rate and try to guess your personality.
>Happiness (Todd Solondz)
>Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green)
>Week End (Godard)
>The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (Buñuel)
>About Schmidt (Alexander Payne)
>>64455152
10/10 but you're probably Frank Reynolds tier irl
Sofia Coppola - Lost in Translation
Wes Anderson - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Jim Jarmusch - Mystery Train
Kieslowski - Three Colors Red
Bergman - Persona
10/10 would watch kino with
>>64455243
Holy shit, Jarmusch and Wes Anderson? You must be insufferable.
>>64455152
Casino
Freaked
Superbad
Heathers
Kingsman
>>64455152
But those are all flicks OP.
>>64455243
These seem more like movies than films to me.
>>64456883
Pretty much anime
>>64456871
You didn't even mention that he said the worst of Three Colors and Le Fite Club Sweden edition.
Punch-Drunk Love
Buffalo 66'
End of Evangelion
The Master
Mad Max: Fury Road
you fags honestly probably haven't seen them.
>>64456930
Freaked is kino at it's finest. Heathers is a excellent film. The rest are movies at best.
The Mummy
Philomena
World's Greatest Dad
The Vanishing
The Fellowship of the Ring
>>64456984
My guess is 28 years old, smokes a lot of cigarettes, and is insecure of his lack of masculinity.
>>64455152
Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Blade Runner
Lawrence of Arabia
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Shining
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Toy Story 2
The Thing (1982)
>>64455152
Independence Day
Shark Tale
I, Robot
Hancock
I Am Legend
>>64455152
>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (Tobe Hooper)
>Big Trouble in Little China (John Carpenter)
>Ordet (Carl Theodor Dreyer)
>Late Spring (Yasujiro Ozu)
>Punch-Drunk Love (Paul Thomas Anderson)
>>64457452
Let me guess, your wife has a son, and he does not share your DNA.
Upstream Color (Carruth)
Andrei Rublev (Tarkovsky)
Weekend (Godard)
City Lights (Chaplin)
The Holy Mountain (Jodorowsky)
>>64457452
13 year old who's parents could only afford the bargain bin and goodwill movies.
Seven Samurai
The thing(1980's version)
Scott Pilgrim vs the world
Back to the Future
The Protector
Blade Runner
Alien
Robocop
Total Recall (Arnie Version)
Terminator 2
>>64456959
I only watched white and it sucked shit.
The Holy Mountain
Synecdoche NY
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Lion King
La Pianiste
>>64457800
Adam, get the fuck out.
>>64457745
You're basically Uncle Rico: a stupid Beaner stuck in the 1980's.
>>64457745
Hello me.
>80's Sci-fi/action>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else
Withnail & I
Barton Fink
Chungking Express
Bad Lieutenant
Boogie Nights
>>64457133
this is about 60% correct
>>64457884
>uncut version
kek
>>64457273
Hi dad
Resident Evil
Resident Evil 2
Lethal Weapon 3
x-men
watchmen
>>64457452
H O L U P
O
L
U
P
Stand By Me
Planet of the Apes
The 'burbs
Synecdoche, New York
The Lost Boys
>>64456890
>Happiness
>flick
Lawrence of Arabia
Andrei Rublev
Blade Runner
The Seventh Seal
The Thin Red Line
>>64455152
conan
the big blue
repoman
sonatine
fallen angels
thief
sorcerer
nice 5
>>64458155
You're an edgy dork who looked like this in '03. You've since lost some hair and gained even more weight. You also wear glasses and have stopped wearing makeup and goth shit. Instead you opt for cargo pants and hooded sweatshirts. You're an weird idiot who thinks everyone else is stupid even though they just don't like you. You smell bad and have not matured past the edgy junior high rebellious goth phase. Marilyn Manson is still one of your favorite musicians.
Assassination of Jesse James
Apocalypse Now (original)
The Big Lebowski
A River Runs Through It
The Shawshank Redemption
Ben Hur
Empire Strikes Back
King Kong (2005)
Brazil
Terminator 2
>>64458401
Dadcore
>>64457653
You're a compulsive liar and an insecure emotional retard. You think liking things that most people don't makes you superior, but it's a shallow front and no one gives a shit about you or your taste in shitty entry level arthouse flicks. You probably used to steal money out of your mothers purse to support a drug habit as well.
>>64457800
le epic nerd on the outside who's about as deep as a drop of piss in a pop bottle top in reality. stupid heart broken queen who never got over their first love on the inside.
Zerkalo
Sans Soleil
Andrei Rublev
The Color of Pomegranates
La Belle Noiseuse
>>64458401
>>64458212
hey dad
Reminiscences of a Journey to Lithuania
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
Մեր դարը
แสงศตวรรษ
Obrazy starého sveta
>>64458518
A student of the school of wikipedia summaries who spends more time browsing IMDb trivia more than watching movies. Your father hates your guts.
>>64458528
Hey bait.
Satantango (1994)
The Sacrifice (1986)
Au Hasard Balthazar (1966)
Too Early, Too Late (1982)
The Story of the Last Chrysanthemums (1939)
>>64458417
>>64458523
>tfw you're only 28
>>64458437
>>64458572
You seem upset
>>64456871
What's wrong with Jarmusch and Wes?
>>64458690
Not him but Mishima is legitimately great. I recommend it
TDK
TDKR
Interstellar
Inception
Dunkirk
>>64458110
25 no kids
Synecdoche, New York
Memories of Murder
LA Confidential
Street Fighter: The Movie
Hard Boiled
Probably something I'm forgetting instead of Hard Boiled
LOTS OF RATING AND JUDGING GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>64458690
Its actually not, foreign names shouldnt scare you anon
In no particular order
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2. Inside Llewyn Davis.
3. Brazil
4. For a Few Dollars More (personal favorite from the trilogy)
5. Tossup between Escape from New York and Before Sunset
>>64459081
>In no particular order
>proceeds to order them 1-5
>number 5 is 3 movies
Your personality is potato. 0/7. End it.
>>64459170
pls no bully
>>64459170
>number 5 is 3 movies
>only two listed
Yeah you need to stop sucking horse cock.
>>64458978
5/5. Great contribution. Fantastic taste in film. Sparkling personality. Radiant even. Would hang out with and might play footsies, too.
>>64459224
Clean the shit outta your ears, junior.
>>64459229
rate me
>bee movie
>the pest
>mouse hunt
>drive
>shrek
How High
Norm of the North
Cube 2: Hypercube
Ishtar
Catwoman
>>64459229
Great personality. Shit taste in film. 5/10.
>>64459298
Mugi is a meme character
>>64455152
Good god those are some bad flicks bud.
>>64459308
you're secretly a black person
>>64459386
Nah
Uranus
Big Fish
Guy X
Four Lions
You Can't Take It With You
>>64456883
Freaked is patrician
>>64459320
a time traveler with such a refined, patrician taste in cinema that it comes off as pleb to our puny mortal brains
>>64459308
good goy
>>64455152
Happiness was probably the most awkward movie I've ever watched. It's like /r9k/ in movie form.
Goodfellas
Metropolis
Vertigo
The gods must be crazy
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugiy
>>64459439
>le imdb movie buff
Stroszek
The Double Life of Veronique
Come and See
The Piano Teacher
The Spirit of the Beehive
Hiroshima Mon Amour
Fando y Lis
Scenes from a Marriage
Taste of Cherry
>>64456890
>freddy got fingered
>not pure cinema
>>64458437
>that last part
dont remind me anon ;_;
>>64459614
you barely remember what joy feels like
>>64459458
It's literally the only movie before 1995 that makes me laugh
>>64459758
underage pls go
>>64459732
you're absolutely right
>>64455243
A 22 year old woman who posts artwork and black and white photos of old movies on your tumblr.
You're all faggots who like to post on 4chan about how much you love black & white foreign movies about middle aged men going through some kind of identity crisis that somehow leads to them fucking teenage girls. Anytime a real person calls something a "movie", you sperg out & go on a 20 min rant about the differences between "movies", "films", "kino", or whatever buzzwords you use in an attempt to sound smart.
This drives away most of your friends so you spend your time shitposting on 4chan & masturbating to the girl from Star Wars, while simultaneously posting threads about how ugly she is.
/thread
Those aren't your favorite films you cunt you're just trying to push the "Freddy Got Fingered is actually le masterpiece" meme
Last Year at Marienbad
L'ascension du Chevalier Noir
Lost River
Bee Movie
Stalker
>>64459957
Tell that to kanjiklub
>>64459810
ghostbusters isn't funny
>>64455243
You think you've seen lots of movies, babble in foreign trash, so that somehow grants you taste.
Watch more movies and stop embarrassing yourself, pleb
>>644599
Pff. Someone has a dick in the ass.
>>64459957
you're taking the meme too seriously there newfriend
>>64460040
How did you get that if I didn't say anything other than my favorite films
>>64459957
lel, stick to Nolan flicks, redditor
>>64457452
10/10 top kuk
Eraserhead
Stalker
End of Evangelion
Spirited Away
Army of Darkness
>Happiness
>In the Mood for Love
>2046
>Dogville
>Eyes Wide Shut
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>The Master
>Being John Malkovich
>Angel Heart
>Only Lovers Left Alive
>Goodfellas
>Darjeeling Lmtd
>The Dark Knight
>Inside Llewyn Davis
>The Wolf of Wall Street
Im all across the board
- The Master
- Triplets of Belleville
-Trainspotting
- Killing Them Softly
- The Shining
>>64462431
>inb4 pleeb core
Those were my favorite films when I was 19 too anon.
>>64457536
>Late Spring
>Punch Drunk Love
You get off on liking the worst of a director's body of work for some reason?
>>64462466
Ok
Thanks
>>64457049
>be 12 years old
>>64457452
>>64462489
no problem kid.
>Punch-Drunk Love
>Tirez Sur le Pianiste
>Aguirre: der Zorn Gottes
>Manhattan
>Solyaris
>>64462444
I like you. >>64462331 poster here.
Akira
Eraserhead
American Psycho
Amadeus
Adaptation
>>64458714
can you explain these fuckers to me
also
Celine and Julie Go Boating (Rivette, 1974)
Bicycle Thieves (De Sica, 1948)
Les miserables (Bernard, 1934)
The Thing (Carpenter, 1982)
The Mother and the Whore (Eustache, 1973)
>>64462528
I like you too, Andrew Dominik is very underrated.
>>64462530
patrician here
>>64462521
10/10
>Gummo
>Taxi Driver
>Barry Lyndon
>Raiders of the Lost Ark
>A Streetcar Named Desire
>>64462530
you don't enjoy movies made after 1990
Vernon, Florida
Crumb
Knife in the Water
Equus
A Serious Man
>>64462588
thanks anon
>>64462669
does Satantango count?
>>64462604
Aww, thnks anon
>>64462722
if you apply a liberal definition to "movie," I guess
A Short Film About Killing (Kieslowsky)
Alice In The Cities (Wenders)
The Spirit Of The Beehive (Erice)
Pictures Of The Old World (Dusan Hanák)
Menace II Society (Hughes Brothers)
The Seventh Continent (Haneke)
>>64462987
so many patrician nihilists tonight wtf
>>64462987
D-destroy me /tv/
>>64462675
boring, closet homosexual
>>64458319
brutal
>>64462987
i know you from the 3x3 threads anon, why did you remove menace ii society from your chart? that was the thing i liked about, it looked cool between films by antonioni and resnoir
The Social Network
Rope
Mulholland Drive
Eyes Wide Shut
Fargo
>>64463124
your only purpose in life is to feel superior to your normiecore friends
In no order:
The Matrix
American Psycho
Office Space
Napoleon Dynamite
Scarface
Tropa de Elite
Police Story
Face Off
Superbad
Road to Perdition
>>64463111
i don't know, that was retarded on me, plus adding two french films i saw the same day, i'm going to change my chart now anon
>>64463231
you regularly smoke weed
>>64463231
You work in a shitty office and resort to escapist fantasies to fill your day before you go home and try not to kill yourself
>>64463231
You regularly wear flip flops and sweat pants in public.
>Barry Lyndon
>Scanners
>Snatch
>The World’s Fastest Indian
>Fallen Angels
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Lawrence of Arabia
28 days later
Chinatown
The French Connection
In no particular order, other than the O Brother is my favorite movie
The General (1926)
Strozek (1977)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
>>64463172
True to an extent.
I am superior though.
>>64463431
you feel sexually repressed
what's the point of putting in the year other than to show off how old one of your 'favorite' movies is?
>>64463541
there are remakes, films with the same name, etc
>>64463538
not at all, pretty much the opposite
>>64463431
Yeah, damn, what >>64463538 said.
>>64457452
Will Smithcore
>>64463561
no point to do it for movies that have none of those
>>64458724
Don't worry bruh, dads get pussy.
>>64458978
Don't ever fucking post unless you're contributing to the thread.
Ghostbusters
Das Boot
Blade Runner
Sorcerer
Eraserhead
>>64463731
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>64455152
young man who is just starting to see arty films.
>>64455243
hipster who takes him/herself too seriously.
>>64456883
normie who likes Casino for all the wrong reasons
>>64456984
a bit of a dirty liberal who has some taste.
>>64457273
normie with stable job.
>>64457314
young. spends weekends doing nothing.
>>64457653
film student wannabe
>>64457679
i'm sure you're a riot at parties.
>>64457745
a disillusioned '80s baby
>>64457800
a killjoy
>>64458043
you like weird shit because your life is normal
>>64458167
you're an older dude who is pretty cool and dark and shit.
>>64458212
you pay a lot of attention to your DVD collection.
>>64458401
a photographer?
>>64458518
you stink like ass.
>>64459081
no stranger of the friendzone.
alright too many. here's mine:
White Dog
Days of Heaven
A Matter of Life and Death
Wings of Honneamise
Storytelling
Return of the Living Dead
Creepshow
Gremlins
Kung Fu Hustle
Terminator 2
!!!FACT!!!
>>64455152
Come and See
Goodfellas
Silence of the Lambs
Man Bites Dog
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>64463774
You're over 30 years old
A Serious Man
Andrei Rublev
Mulholland Drive
Apocalypse Now
Brazil
>>64463899
Nope, I'm 27.
>>64464004
>still on 4chan after you are 21
ha.
>>64463821
You have my taste when I was a senior in high school. Good shit anon
>>64463981
Literally me.I'm a pleb
>>64463743
True dat
>End of Evangelion
>8 1/2
>The Passion of Joan of Arc
>The Holy Mountain
>My Winnipeg
>>64463808
>a photographer?
I'm actually a dishwasher.Though I'm also finishing up my Bachelor's in History as well
>>64464307
your breath stinks
>>64464307
You were between the ages of 14-16 in 2001, not an outcast, but certainly not the coolest kid either. Kind of like a background character in your own life.
>>64464311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc4I9MweBy4
Labor 'till the work is done, anon
>>64464329
yes
>>64464338
maybe, i hope not though
Lost in Translation
The Ninth Gate
Princess Mononoke
No Country for Old Men
Babel
Amadeus
Knight of Cups
The Piano Teacher
The Ninth Gate
The Shining
In the Mood for Love
Manhattan
Shaun of the Dead
The Night of the Hunter
Stand By Me
>>64464384
The first three suggest to me a very healthy, maybe even overactive, imagination.
> Only God Forgives
> Black Souls
> Eraserhead
> The Sky Crawlers
> Reservoir dogs
>>64464384
>The Ninth Gate
Legitimately interesting choice, you would be fun to talk to in my opinion since you'd probably have some cool stuff to say about film in general.
>>64463351
almost mine exactly, except for why the fuck is the world's fastest indian in there?
>>64464384
p good taste anon
>>64464427
you own a gun
In Bruges
Pan's Labyrinth
Holy Motors
Adaptation
Drive
am... am I Fedoracore /tv/?
Broken Flowers
The Long Goodbye
Naked
Possession
Calvary
>>64462331
>Angel Heart
Whoa lad forgot about that spicy one
>>64464384
do you live in TN?
>>64464450
you drive a ford/lincoln
>>64462331
>Only Lovers Left Alive
So good
>>64462529
Couldn't be more entry level film snob.
>>64464450
Is Only God Forgives that good?
I've been debating watching it but everyone says it's awful. What about it makes you like it so much?
>>64464490
you don't have a lot of friends, i wouldn't want to be near you
>>64464503
I drive an old stiny renault, lol
>>64464487
> Refn
> Drive
Yes, yes you are.
>>64455152
Look at me guys I watch like super artsy films and stuff
>>64464512
he's waaay below entry level
Have your tastes changed any in the last decade /tv/? What would your past self think of your list now?
>>64464470
Because it was my dad's favorite movie.
He passed away a couple of years ago so whenever i get dad feels i watch it.
Fellowship of the Ring
Fargo
No Country for Old Men
Munich
American Psycho
>>64463808
>you like weird shit because your life is normal
was expecting something more disparaging but yeah that's still pretty spot-on
>>64464557
You don't watch nearly as many movies as you did five years ago.
>>64464525
It's the first real experience I had in a theatre.
Is visually breathtaking and it's kind of ermetic but then everything becomes clear, what the story is all about, and it's so flawless, how all the pieces get together, that for me was an immense pleasure.
Truly one of the most rewarding experience in my life.
Also it was my first Refn movie so I didnt know him and had zero expectations
>>64455152
Alien
The Matrix
Starship Troopers
Star Wars: A New Hope
LOTR Trilogy
>>64464592
That's pretty true, anon. Reading kinda took over.
>>64463808
Kryptonormie with a taste for anime. Median job, median life, lacks effort in all aspects.
>>64464616
You are an autistic shut in and likely a virgin.
>>64464433
I suffer from paranoid delusions.
>>64464496
I live in Louisiana.
>>64462987
Fond of travelling, a bit distant, likes to observe.
>>64463231
Normie as fuck but a pretty cool guy
>>64464450
Probably working in IT.
>>64464490
Moody but reasonably affable to the few people you choose to talk to, quite introspective.
>>64464525
Glacial, though worth rewatches. Ages like wine.
>>64464549
My list hasn't changed much, despite watching and enjoying many more movies. I'm trapped in perpetual nostalgia. I suppose I'm just bland.
Super
Chinatown
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Trollhunter
Barton Fink
Holy Mountain
Pulp fiction
Eraserhead
I think we're alone now
Springbreakers
>>64464863
You are a homosexual pedophile with a love of cruelty.
Die Hard
Taken
John Wick
Dredd
No Country for Old Men
>>64464999
You watch far too many B and Z movies. To the point where you become disgusted in yourself.
>>64464999
You're a well adjusted human being with a stable job and a satisfying sex life. In ten years you'll be married and have two wonderful children and you'll probably die in a hospital bed sorrounded by your loved ones
>>64464999
You are a shallow man with no meaningful human contact. And you pee sitting down.
>>64464556
i don't know why, but as i finished reading your post i started crying, i'm sorry for your loss anon i'm sure he was an amazing person and so are you
The Big Short
The Lobster
Creed
Sicario
Mad Max: Fury Road
>>64465078
you're a horrible person, you asshole chad.
you think you're funny but you're just a mess and everybody hates you
>>64465078
>>64455152
The Thing (1982)
Escape from New York
Big Trouble in Little China
Escape from Precinct Thirteen
They Live
>>64465070
faggot
Heat
Legend
Leon The Professional
Brazil
Robocop
>the dark knight trilogy
>whiplash
>american psycho
>son of a gun
>superbad
>>64465236
>Leon The Professional
SIREN SOUND SIREN SOUND
PEDO SPOTTED
>>64465201
You go on /pol/ too much and have started believing the memes.
>>64465236
You smoke and think you look cool doing it, your confident but have an edgelord side to you.
>>64465273
>Nolan
>Amemeican Psycho
>Superbad
All not bad, but not great.
You better enjoy those friends you have.
>>64465236
You desperately wish you could own firearms.
If Brazil is on any of your lists it means you are lazy and do not like to work
biutiful
i kina spiser de hunde
enter the void
my neighbor totoro
superbad
Lolita
Salo
The Heart is Deceitful Above all Things
Leon the Professional
Sleepers
>>64465322
where do i go from here
>>64465426
Not that guy, but I personally liked Nightcrawler a lot more than American Psycho
>>64465414
You've tried to kill your self or at least think about doing it regularly
>>64465414
pedo
>>64465485
i have it downloaded havn't watched it yet, i added superbad just to have a comedy in there if not i would of said memento, meaning my whole list is practically fucking nolan unironically
>>64464525
it's love it or hate it
i personally love it but can understand why someone would hate it
Aliens
The Thing
Blade Runner
No Country for Old Men
Pulp Fiction
Horrible taste itt
Highlander
Interstellar
The road to el dorado
Starship troopers
The 13th warrior
>>64466413
You desperately want to be like people 8-10 years older than you.
Encino man
Bedazzled
Journey to the centre of the earth
Inkheart
Goat: George of the jungle
>>64457273
>>64457314
>>64457745
>>64464999 (and nice trips)
>>64465597
Very nice, would hang out with.
>>64465236
>>64462431
>>64456883
>>64457049
>>64457800
>>64458167
>>64458212
>>64459565
>>64462444 (and nice trips)
>>64462529
>>64462666 (and nice satanic trips)
>>64463231
>>64463233
>>64463370
>>64463774
>>64463808
>>64463821
>>64463850
>>64464384
>>64464427
>>64464557
>>64465386
Solid.
>>64466413
>>64465414
>>64465201
>>64465078
>>64464961
>>64464863
>>64464490
>>64464487
>>64464450
>>64464413
>>64463808
>>64463431
>>64463351
>>64462530
>>64462521
>>64462331
>>64460212
>>64459308
>>64458967
>>64458926
>>64458714
>>64458518
>>64458401
>>64458379
>>64458155
>>64455152
>>64455243
>>64456984
>>64457536
>>64457653
>>64457679
>>64458043
>>64462675
>>64464307
Average
>>64459439
>>64459320
>>64459976
>>64463124
>>64463981
Meh
>>64466551
>>64457452
Bad
No lists were terrible, and I ignored those who included more than five movies in their lists.
Here's mine:
>Heaven Can Wait (Lubitsch, 1943)
>Star Wars (Lucas, 1977)
>The Princess Bride (Reiner, 1987)
>(500) Days of Summer (Webb, 2009)
>Inception (Nolan, 2010)
>>64466741
You've had a stable romantic relationship but you at least get some measure of lonely sex. Sometimes you feel guilty or dirty afterwards from shame.
>>64466780
Close, but still in the relationship. Thanks for the crystal ball, though.
Bourne ultimatum
Transformers
Ikiru
Eyes without a face
Rear window
Pulp Fiction
Modern Times
Fight Club
5cm per Second
Inception
>>64466840
You want to fuck Matt Damon or have him watch someone else fuck you.
>>64466841
You're 18 years old and don't watch many movies, but at least you try.
>>64466932
I can live with that.
>>64463351
Youre a proper Brit, lad.
>>64466741
Nobody asked you, cretin.
>>64467861
See
>>64455152
>Other people rate and try to guess your personality.
>The Maltese Falcon
>The Ruling Class
>Fight Club
>The Lobster
>The Skin I live in
In the shadow of the blue rascal
Blind Chance
Withnail and I
Fifth Seal
Syndromes and a century
>>64468079
6/10
>>64468140
5/10
>>64468079
Pleb who thinks hes patrician.
1. Hiri kiri
2. Bring me the head of alfredo garcia
3. The fly
4. Theif
5. No country for old men
>>64468218
7/10
>Goodfellas
>Magnolia
>Kill Bill
>Robocop
>Watchmen
>>64468260
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