Angry niggaman and "don't need no man" white woman. These two dipshits ruin the movie for anybody else? Why does Hollywood shoehorn in useless characters like this?
>ahora, vas a conocer Reddit
no but they damn well tried
glad her and her beta shadow got btfo at every turn
>>64454102
They were only in the movie because they needed a dipshit patzy to make all their super illegal bullshit look legal.
Just be happy the movie itself references how useless these two characters are instead of pretending like they actually did something like that moron in Zero Dark Thirty.
Why does /tv keep referring to him as nigger, he had a fucking name.
> emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>64454102
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do. But in the end, you will understand.
>>64454193
BETA SHADOW XD
>>64454102
are you talking about star wars?
>>64454102
That black guy is pretty based to be honest, he's been in some good British stuff.
they were both useless
>>64454212
toby?
>>64454102
they were literally meant to be useless. that's their role
DUDE NIGGERS LMAO
DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO
>>64454212
his name was reddit
>>64454276
That's true. Has every movie out right now got a WF/BM lead? What is going on here?
>>64454102
>mfw the nigger and the slut almost blew the entire operation because MUH ETHICS
>mfw the entire symbol is an allegory for the current situation in the US
>>64454231
Isn't she married to the guy from The Office
>>64454348
Fuck off, dumb nigger.
>>64454429
dude i'm racist on the internet ayyy rolf
>>64454102
they were necessary to show how hard by the book naive people get bitch slapped by reality when entering the world of the drug war
not only are they useless but they also try undermine the entire mission and get themselves in danger because of it. by the end the special forces dudes were annoyed af by them and even told them to shut up, stay out of the way and dont even bother taking the safety off their weapon. then she gets the crazy idea to point a gun at based del toro, literally btfo, and then gets manhandled like a man when she punches a guy.
>>64454295
Their role is to illustrate the how deliberately they've outmoded of the rule of law, but /k/ and /tv/ just think they're sticks in the mud in the way of their action flick.
Literally just watched this yesterday. What was illegal about what they were doing?
Isnt this what the cia is supposed to do? And the fact that delta guys are also on this means that higher ups in washington sanctioned thia whole thing. I assumed they even knew about benecios revenge mission too. Like, the only thing this was a surprise to was emily blunts character.
Unless brolins character was acting alone, that would be the only illegal thing, but it was apparent that he wasnnt given sydney bristows dads whole speech at the fbi hq
>>64454102
They really did. I don't understand why Hollywood can't just make a nice action movie anymore. Its not like women are interested in this shit.
>>64454423
Yes. I know the word cuck gets thrown around a ton, but I 100% believe she openly cheats on him.
>>64454102
yes because the whole point of the story is to show you that women are useless and a burden when there is real work to do
Why dis blunt point her gun at baswd del toro? What was he doing that was inherently suspicious? The guy was apprehending a suspected cartel member. Nothing about that screams "i am a bad guy". Why did blunt do that? That was the only scene that was unbelievable for me
>>64454568
I assume the illegal part was propping up the Medellin cartel so they could control the drug trade
>>64454617
you don't get it. you're not supposed to sympathize with her. she represents the flaws and the "muh by the book" bullshit that keeps anything from getting done in the war on drgus
>>64454627
Let's be honest here, Jim looks like a fucking beta cuckold.
>>64454757
women love him cause his character was the super sensitive thoughtful guy they all fantasize about
>>64454391
Yeah two movies what a fucking travesty for Hollywood.
>>64454647
>HE SURRENDERED WHY YOU GOTTA BE MEAN TO HIM HE MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES IN A COURT OF LAW WHAT SORT OF DUE PROCESS IS THIS?!
idk man
>>64454705
If that's what you took from the film you need to kill yourself.
This film is completely the antithesis to the 'we need a loose canon cop to cut through the red tape and get shit done' trope.
You're ironic.
>>64454462
>getting that butt hurt and offended
confirmed nigger
>>64454102
Everyone i was with was so confused as to why they were included in the film at all? It was a cool action movie with two assholes in it for no reason ..? why?
>>64455125
wanted to reel in the women viewers i suppose but the film DRAGGED when it was just her. especially the bar scene holy shit
>>64455125
To fill quotas.
She looked ridiculous in SWAT gear leading a fucking raid.
>>64455182
this. almost dropped it when i saw this scene. wouldve been believable if she was some sort of high ranking official in the background like the white old guy in the suit but no she had to be the fucking elite 110 lb alpha team squad leader
>itt: people who are too dumb for sicario
incedible
>>64454212
Nigger?
>>64454794
Its almost as if blunt read the script and knew the cop guy had a son and was a regular guy
This is the worst Star Wars movie.
>>64454691
But the cia did that same thing in afghanistan....
Maybe im just not getting the whole goal of the cia. Isnt the cia supposed to be doing illegal shit for the us? Theyre there so that obama can tell them to do shit like prop up a cartel and never have it trace back to the gubment
>>64455534
Yeah but nobody cares about bumfuck, Afghanistan.
The shit they pulled happened in a country that borders the US
>>64455580
With the approval of the Federales no less. If both sides AND her own boss were ok with it, why was she such a stick in the mud?
>>64454102
You sound like you went down the wrong tunnel.
>>64454207
wrong
>>64454409
wrong
>>64454518
wrong
>>64454568
wrong
>>64454647
wrong
>>64454691
holy fuck wrong
>>64454705
WRONG
>>64455534
wrong
you people are idiots
>>64454409
Seems like the filmmakers understood that blacks and white women are holding society back.
>>64456069
the hell you on about
>>64456069
>not a single you
feels good
>>64456093
>Watches Sicario, understands drug war
>"hey guys whats the big deal with boots on the ground"
You probably thought Zero Dark Thirty cast a positive light on torture, didn't you?
>>64454102
You're asking how watch works. For now, let's just look at the time.
>>64456195
I think I agree with you just wanted to point out that your reply was written in reddit like style
>>64456195
>You probably thought Zero Dark Thirty cast a positive light on torture, didn't you?
got us bin laden
>>64456195
>replies to a bunch of people
>doesnt elaborate on his ideas or thoughts
Reddit pls
>>64456274
>expects elaboration on ideas or thoughts on /tv/
>>64454193
>beta shadow
>>64454102
Is the movie's message that whites allied with the more decent spics will rule the burgerstan, while bitches and dindus will go on without understanding shit about the situation?
Wwhat a shit thread. Fuck you guys
When this was IN THEATERS, I made threads, got some replies, had good discussions
But now that the rips are out, threads arr shitpost central
Seriously, you people are scum that ruin this site
>>64456372
>he literally hit reply button 61 times
>>64456438
were poor senpai
how does this make /tv/ feel?
>>64456594
keep her away from action movies please
>>64456594
sad tbqh (to be quite honest)
(sorry for bad english)
>>64454647
Women are irrational and unreliable. That was realistic behavior for her character.
>>64456616
CON PAZ
CON PAZ
>>64456594
MY FUCKIN EYES
WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT
>>64454791
Yeah, cuz such a pairing is SOO unusual outside of those two movies. God you cucks are fucking pathetic. Kill yourself prep boy.
Is that fucking Parking Pataweyo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw5d8GwEC2s
>>64455181
>dem tits
>does facial aesthetics
>dem cheekbones
>dat low bodyfat percentage
I was crying alone for weeks at night after I saw Sicario knowing a woman as beautiful as her existed and was probably going down on John Krasinski
>>64455302
At least they showed her getting easily manhandled by that bar redneck. That's why a woman like her would never be part of a swat team. She's an absolute liability, it is like bringing your kid to work.
>>64454791
well there was hunger games, mad max, inside out, jurassic world
>>64456444
HAHAHAHAH BTFO
trips confirm tbqh
>>64456195
>You probably thought Zero Dark Thirty cast a positive light on torture, didn't you?
Except everybody in the theater cheered when Del Toro blew the wife and kids away. If they wanted to portray it negatively, they wouldn't have made his character into a badass, and they wouldn't have cast an annoying skank like Blunt as the antagonist.
You are thinking of something more like Training Day. Ethan Hawk was sympathetic, Denzel Washington came off as an asshole.
>>64456594
Look at those stupid faces. Will probably have stupid children too. Good goy, more wage slaves.
>>64456616
But she is so tough and cool, she could even beat up Mayweather!!
WOMAN STRONG
MAN WEAK
>>64456947
>annoying skank
I agree with most of your points, but why does it make you feel powerful to slut shame women? Also, since when is Blunt even known to be promiscuous?
>>64457087
Sorry, I mean her character was an annoying skank. Which is true, went to fuck the bar guy after an hour of knowing him, and strutted around in her bra in front of black men.
>>64454348
>HATING WOMEN
WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM :^)
>>64456298
Shit you're right better go back to the chan that shall not be named
>>64454102
A white woman and a black guy were included in a serious operation because of the legislation, they had no idea what was going on and they almost fucked the whole thing up.
It's literally a metaphor for the affirmative action.
BLACKED when?
>>64457865
ITS FOR SHOW, BROLIN HAD TO SELL HIS ILLEGAL OPERATION TO THE POLITICALLY CORRECT MUH LAW N ORDER WORLD
SO HE USED THE MOST >2015 POLITICALLY CORRECT PAIRING OF FBI AGENTS POSSIBLE AS THE OFFICIAL FACE OF HIS TASKFORCE
PC SCAPEGOATS, UNNECESSARY TO THE OP, JUST USED BY CIA AS A COVER
Black agent was supposed to be the smart one. That's why Brolin calls him a "sharp kid" and rejects him, because the black man is so super intelligent that he can't be used by them for their operation. For example, he pegs Brolin as CIA immediately.
Why are black people so much more intelligent than white people?
>>64458398
No, it means black males are more intelligent than white females.
Not really an achievement.
![Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.36.12_[2015.12.24_20.23.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/suNemZU.jpg "Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.36.12_[2015.12.24_20.23.09].jpg")
>>64458398
HE REJECTS HIM ON PAPER BEFORE EVEN SEEING HIM BECAUSE HIS FILE SHOWS HE WAS STUDYING LAW
BROLIN IS DOING ILLEGAL SHIT, HE DOESN'T WANT LAWYERS WITNESSING HIS SHADY DEALINGS
HE PICKS THE WOMAN AGENT BECAUSE WOMEN AREN'T WOLVES AND EASY TO PUSH AROUND, HER SIDEKICK BACKS HER UP BUT STILL GETS KEPT INTHE DARKEVEN AFTER THEIR CHAT AT THE DEPORTATION BUS TERMINAL
>>64458574
No, the black guy is supposed to be he smart one, as they explicitly state. Look at the motel scene when Brolin reveals he is CIA. Blunt is shocked when he says it, but the black guy isn't at all surprised, because he already figured it out. Black men are always one step ahead, you can't compete with our mental game.
>>64454102
Aww, did the woman an the dark man violate your safe space, wittle baby? Have a cry, you'll feel better!
>>64454102
I want them to have a sex scene so bad.
>>64458808
>man
Blacks aren't people. You know that.
>>64458679
BLUNT CALLS HIM A SPOOK RIGHT AFTER THE CONVOY
BUT SHES GOT NO BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
HER LAWYER SIDEKICK STEPPED UP FOR HER AND FORCED SOME INFO OUT AT THE BUS STATION, BUT THEY WERE STILL BOTH BEING PLAYED AND ONLY THERE BECAUSE CIA NEEDED A DOMESTIC AGENCY ATTACHED TO DO THE OPERATION AND THESE WERE THE AGENTS BROLIN HAND PICKED TO BE THE MOST EASY TO MANIPULATE
>people think this movie was deep
![Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_00.18.44_[2016.01.02_03.21.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lmyQ7Hd.jpg "Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_00.18.44_[2016.01.02_03.21.56].jpg")
>>64459025
NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOUR AMERICAN WATCH
>>64458933
Then why was Blunt so shocked when Brolin said he was CIA, but the black guy wasn't phased at all? Because the black guy already knew. He was the smartest one.
So much for /pol/'s claim that all black people are stupid. /pol/ BTFO yet again.
I think I missed something but how did the black guy end up getting involved for so long? Or was that only for the grab in Mexico?
>>64456742
What the fuck? Do britfags really call meter maids "parking patawetos?"
>>64459242
HE WASN'T PHASED AT ANYTHING BECAUSE THATS HOW LE KOOL KATS ROLL
SHE KNEW HE WAS CIA AFTER THE FIRST SHOOTOUT BUT WAS POWERLESS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT TO HERSELF
>>64459401
THEY NEEDED A RIDE, LITERALLY BEING USED A DRIVER, CIA UBER, DRIVING MISS DAISY
>>64459401
He was her beta orbiter.
>>64459508
Yes, but then he stuck around for multiple days, etc.
>>64459575
Yeah, cool. Fair enough.
>>64454212
His name was Diversity Johnson
>>64459575
If he was so beta, then how did he hook up with the hot blonde chick at the bar? She could have gone with any redneck at that bar, but chose the black man, because he was an alpha.
![Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.46.34_[2015.12.24_04.36.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R79DqxF.jpg "Sicario.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_01.46.34_[2015.12.24_04.36.57].jpg")
>>64459672
HE WAS JUST AN AVERAGE MAN STANDING UP FOR HIS WEAKER FEMALE PARTNER, NOT AN ALPHA WOLF IN A LAND OF WOLVES
YOU CAN SEE THE DYNAMIC IN THIS PICTURE >>64458933 BENICIO IS ALREADY THINKING OF THE WAYS TO DISAPPEAR HIM IF HE GIVES HIM ANY SHIT
>>64458679
>Black men are always one step ahead, you can't compete with our mental game.
You were not one step ahead during colonial times
>>64459467
they're called traffic wardens, thats just his personal name. pataweyo.
>>64458574
Are you afraid of the dark?
>>64459886
We were morally, and morality is linked to intelligence.
>>64454786
>his character was the super sensitive thoughtful guy they all fantasize about
But he was always a smug asshole towards people.
>>64460097
GOD THAT LINE WAS SICK
THE DELIVERY, LAUGHING HIM OFF LIKE HES A BETA, WHILE THREATENING HIM IF HE DARES TO TRY ANYTHING
HOW FUCKING BASED WAS THIS CHARACTER
>>64455699
Because she's a woman and knows better than all those silly men.
>>64460155
Not based at all, black guy totally out alphad him. Remember when they are walking back to the car, black guy asks Blunt how she is, Brolin answers, black guy tells him he wasn't talking to him.
Next, when the black guy demands answers at the immigration detention center. He threatens to walk and take Blunt with him. He out thinks them and they have to fill him in on what's going on.
>>64454102
It's funny because she actually represents the idealism of justice and due process that men like Brolin's character are trying to protect.
She wasn't wrong, it's just that doing things by the book isn't practical in a frontier of lawlessness. Her insistence on human decency and following protocol is noble, but just not feasible given their available options.
People like her should remind these guys why what they're doing doesn't make them as bad as the real criminals.
It's easy to be an edgelord and say she was just clueless and naïve, but it's people like her that are worth saving and protecting even if they aren't "wolves" - hell, especially because they're not wolves.
It's these kind of people who are worth fighting and dying for.
>>64460120
>morally
How? By selling your own people to white slave traders ?
>>64460120
[citation needed]
>>64460270
NICE PASTA KIDDO
BENICIO PUT THAT GUN TO HER HEAD TO SAVE HER FROM HER DELUSIONS OF STRONK WOMYNHOOD
SHE REMINDED HIM OF HIS DAUGHTER, HE DIDN'T HATE HER, HE LIKED HER, HE SCARED HER OUT OF TOWN TO SAVE HER LIFE
BECAUSE WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM :^)
I liked her better in movies when she acted like a normal woman instead of trying to fulfill male roles. Why have they made her into the new tough girl actress?
>>64460270
>It's these kind of people who are worth fighting and dying for.
A slut who fucks a rando at bar 30 minutes after meeting him isn't worth dying for.
>>64456069
autism
>>64460394
I wouldn't mind her if it wasn't for the constant resting bitch face. Unfortunately female actors equate being bitchy to being strong.
>>64460395
the hate is palpable. is it because she is more alpha than you?
>>64454102
did you watch this movie?
>>64460268
Not really. He drove them. He was like a little kid acting tough and if had been a bigger problem he would've committed suicide. They literally humored him.
>>64460365
Benicio put a gun to her head because CIA told him to, and because he doesn't technically exist, so there's not way to stop him. If she didn't comply, he could come back at any moment and cap her. She will live the rest of her life in fear if she tries to expose them, so her only option is to leave the land of wolves.
>>64460805
NICE FOXE
WHAT YOU SAID IS RIGHT AT THE PLOT LEVEL, BUT THERES ALSO THE CHARACTER LEVEL
HE DID THREATEN TO KILL HER, AND IF HE EVER SEES HER AROUND HIS NEW TERRITORY SHE'LL BE DEAD, BUT HE'S ALSO DOING IT TO SAVE HER BECAUSE HE LIKES HER, HE FEELS LIKE HE'S SAVING THE DAUGHTER HE COULDN'T SAVE FROM THE CARTEL
>>64454102
in any other movie they would've been put on a pedestaland have interracial coitus
just be glad they both get BTFO for 99% of the movie
>>64460395
>why didn't she fuck my instead??
Because you call yourself a nice guy and then accuse women of being sluts when they fuck anyone but you.
>>64461305
Most movies with white women and non-white men don't end in sex or even making out.
Meanwhile 99% of movies with white men give white men the girl. Hollywood is well aware of your insecurities and how to pander to them.
>>64454212
So do we, yet we keep calling each other Anon, Virgins and Faggots.
>>64461330
that image is literally my life
>>64456438
I was hoping to have a conversation about Sicario but instead I got a thread filled with autistic, racist and sexist comments that aren't even remotely funny or original. I guess I shouldn't expect anything more from this board.
>>64456092
There was one very light skinned black Special forces dude. Mulatto or bust, fear the darkness
>>64456594
He is such a fucking unfunny talentless hack it fucking hurts, I'd rather watch vince vaughn mumble for 2 hours straight.
Yeah I remember the show, he was garbage
>>64459242
He was literally a one in a million law school atendee
>>64461330
Partially true. I do tend to call women sluts, but I don't call myself nice. Also I'm married.
>>64461389
I could make a collage just as big as that with black men and Asian women. Pretty much Bai Ling's entire career after Red Corner has been sex scenes with black guys. Likewise Wesley Snipes usually has Asian love interests in movies, he stipulates it since he has yellow fever irl.
>>64461555
>I guess I shouldn't expect anything more from this board.
No, you shouldn't, and I recommend you leave this site and go somewhere like 9gag where all the big meanie racists are banned.
>>64456438
Sicario threads were full of shitposting even before the Bluray rip. Have you actually been in any of them?
Did you discover /tv/ after TFA's release?
>>64454163
>Now, you are going to know Reddit
I dun ged it
>>64460270
>le due process
>while fighting men that literally flay and behead their enemies
