>you will never be cool like the Doctor
Why even live?
And Clara was worst and most bullshit companion.
Last time >>64405455
>>64435413
OP IS A FAGGOT
I found this pic of Peter Capaldi on /r/creepy.
>>64436109
Where did the other thread go? >>64435262
>mods deleting /who/ threads
IT'S OVER.
>>64435262
Other thread was deleted.
Was it because of the slash art in the OP or the underage guy who got caught masturbating by his sister?
>>64436109
Cunt.
>>64437546
How did the mods spot him so fast? Why was he even on 4chan?
>>64437546
He said his sister was 10, not him.
Deleting an entire thread because of one underage is pretty stupid.
>>64436109
>>64437618
>How did the mods spot him so fast?
If there is one thing the mods are quick to spot, it's posts involving sexual activity and minors.
>>64437537
Hiro is cracking down on "Generals."
I, for one, welcome our new Laotian overlord.
>>64437694
I'm not even underage, you dumb fucks. I trolled the fuck out of you. Admit it. You got pwned.
>>64437769
>trolled
>pwned
>not even underage
Sure.
>>64437840
You mad, faggot?
>>64437769
You could have at least fapped to him.
What the fuck happened?
>>64437975
/who/ is about to get banned.
>>64438038
For what?
>>64437975
/who/ is over
>>64438057
Faggotry.
>"Jamie Mathieson is currently writing an episode set in Ancient Egypt for the next series."
WHY IS HE SO BASED?
>>64438145
tfw we'll have to move to /lgbt/
>>64438246
>tfw we'll have to move to /trash/
RIP comfy
2015-01-03
11:21 - 15:40
>>64438226
nice source bro
>>64438246
Good.
>>64435413
THANKS A LOT FAGGOT YOU RUINED COMFY /WHO/
McGann's Chin will always be there for us
>>64438226
MOTOE part 2 coming, right? I hope you're not lying.
>>64438384
he's lying
its the le fake quote maymay yet again
he is writing an episode though, moffat said he came in with a great monster
>>64438363
we should move there instead of trash imo
sound webms are GOAT
>>64438426
McGannChan is ugly as fuck. I'd rather have furry diaper and inflation porn than that
>>64438426
>>64438384
>tfw the Doctor will ride a camel
About time.
>>64438527
fuck you
Why the fuck hasn't there been a The Mummy-like episode where the Doctor basically goes in a pyramid and fights a Mummy? This never gets old.
>>64438542
Eat my ass faggot
>>64438616
Pyramids of Mars.
>>64438635
suck my balls you cunt nugget
>>64438616
Hello?
If /who/ could be so kind, what are your top five First Doctor stories?
I watched them all years and years ago, now I'm especially interested in the ones that show the First Doctor's character the best (not necessarily the ones with the best plot or setting).
>>64438713
Change my diaper you fucking anal sewage
>>64438668
Yeah no, I meant NuWho.
What the FUCK was "Sleep no more" about senpaitachi?
I wanted a medieval episode. We got Robot of Sherwood. I now hate that time period.
I wanted a Vikings episode. We got The Girl Who Died. I now hate that time period.
I wanted an Edwardian episode. We got The Girl Who Waited. I now hate that time period.
Why? Because they were all shit.
What period are they gonna ruin next?
>>64438936
>dat short hair capaldi
Why haven't they done a holocaust episode? There's not even any novels or audios about it
>>64438745
10 Little Aliens
Campaign
The Aztecs
The Daleks
The Tenth Planet
>>64438936
>Robot Of Sherwood and The Girl Who Died
>Shit
>>64439160
>any gaypiss episode ever not shit
>>64435413
>You'll never go on cool adventures with the Doctor
Just cut my hands off and strangle me with them already ;_;
>>64439160
>>64437878
Hey 2007!
>>64438736
Pass me on to the Doctor
>>64439371
Is it me you're looking for?
Which Doctor cared least about his companions?Appart from early one
>>64438745
>I'm especially interested in the ones that show the First Doctor's character the best (not necessarily the ones with the best plot or setting).
Here's a list, it's not a top 5 but you can pick the 5 that interest you more.
The first episode of An Unearthly Child and the start of the second, before they get out of the TARDIS. You can watch the whole story if you want to, but I wouldn't recommend it.
The Edge of Destruction is not excellent, but it's very interesting in terms of characterization.
The Aztecs is a must-see.
The Dalek Invasion of Earth, or at least the speech at the end.
The Romans, The Space Museum or The Time Meddler (or all of them) for the funnier side of the First Doctor (I prefer The Time Meddler; The Space Museum is generally hated, but I liked it, while The Romans is generally very well-liked but I'm not that keen on it)
If you can bear to watch reconstructions, I think The Daleks' Masterplan does a great job of showing all the sides of the Doctor's character across 12 episodes.
Also a recon, the final episode of The Massacre (Hartnell is barely there for most of the serial, but there's a great scene at the end).
Either The War Machines or The Tenth Planet to get a taste of the First Doctor at the end of his run. While The Tenth Planet is his regeneration story, he's missing for most of episode 3 and episode 4 is a reconstruction. I prefer The War Machines.
>>64437878
>Using Troll Face in 2016
>>64439514
I'd say Three. He was a bit of a dick for no reason sometimes.
>>64439653
Yeah, nicking sandwiches and whatnot... at first glance you'd think Seven with his 'human pawn' motif, but he was generally doing it for their own good (like Ace in Ghost Light) and seemed to have some regrets in the books.
>>64439498
No, this is the Cloister Crab.
>>64439514
Six, he definitely wasn't the most caring Doctor at the start of his life.
Also because of the way his first reaction when seeing the recording of Peri's death in Mindwarp is "I am not responsible for that!"
Last Party where?
>>64441033
what?
>>64441093
someone wrote a fanfiction script here
i wanna read it
>>64441316
Here you go
>By stars, is the Eleventh slack-jawed now. With no warning from the Old Girl, his Tenth self’s appeared, leaning on the control board; hair tousled, clothes wildly askew, face blooming red. Thank goodness Amy was out.
>”Hello,” his past says, husky and inviting. ”Fancy seeing you again, Bowties.”
>”Ph-ph-phased back to the wrong point in the time line, I presume?”
>”Yeah,” Ten sighs. ”But I don’t really mind ending up with some honey-hearted codger like you, Chinny.”
>”Skinny little brat,” Eleven grins, sauntering closer. ”You don’t know what I’m capable of.”
>”Tease.” Ten slings an arm out and around and pulls himself into a hug. ”Y’know, we’ve seen each other enough times before. Why don’t we have a proper fuck already?”
>>64441568
>”What? I-I, wha– maybe? Really? Now? Literally right now?”
>”Something the matter?” Ten loosens his grip and looks him in the eye, curious.
>”It’s just that–” Eleven feels the blood rushing to his face and his fingers twiddling. ”–I’ve kind of gotten myself a new love interest. Human.”
>”Oh. Congrats, mate.”
>”Thanks. But she’s… very experienced.” Eleven sighs, drags a hand through his thick fringe as an excuse to rub his temple. ”She’s so gorgeous, and so active. She rode me so good on our first night together, and I just – didn't even do anything, I just lay there–!”
>”Stop! Right there. Just, stop.” Ten puts a finger up to his future lips, gesturing to his own barely buttoned shirt. His abdomen is still sweaty and red from the clawing of nails.
>”I just got back from Four’s place after having pretty much every single thing from the toy box stuck inside or on me, and coming harder and harder by the minute. Trust yourself, you might have gotten shyer or whatever, but there’s no shame in that. You know how to please humanoids.”
>”Th-that may be true, but–”
>”Come on then, Sweethearts,” Ten growls, breath like steam against his neck. ”Practice on me.”
>>64441620
>>64441568
shut the fuck up you fucking cunt
>>64441316
>”Well… She’s got a vulva, so I suppose I should be the one penetrating…”
>Ten giggles between kisses. ”You can’t be too sure with humans. She might prefer oral, or manual, or pull out a strap-on.”
>”Mmm, she said she’d like to…”
>”How communicative, I already like her. Now let’s find some place soft…”
>>64435413
That's right OP, rub it in, why don't you-?
>>64441033
No but seriously he said he'd finished it last thread why hasn't he uploaded it anywhere.
>>64441817
he said he a few days ago he's not going to upload it because he thinks people will steal it
>>64441947
Yeah but today he was literally asking where to post it.
>>64441983
true Idunno I guess.
maybe he thinks people will shit on it? /who/ is never very nice to fanfiction here unless its intentionally bad. the guy said he thought it was good.
Why is the first episode of Doctor Who so good?
Even for the time it's genre-aware, sets up an interesting mystery, and has good characters. Hell, even the editing and music are really good for 60s television.
Why is the stupid caveman story afterwards so shite?
>>64438936
Past sucked, this is why we invented the present.
![Philomena-Cunk-012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rFuBgbY.jpg "Philomena-Cunk-012[1].jpg")
You all know time, yeah?
So what is clocks?
>>64442762
Cunk would be a GOAT companion.
>genuine sense of wonder at the universe
>fresh dynamic with the Doctor after intelligent and capable companions
>constantly exposing the moral corruption of the world around her
What is you favourite quote of Doctor Who??
For me:
"The logs of time are mine! AND THEY WILL OBEY ME!"
>>64443592
"listen here u little shit"
>>64443592
>logs of time
Yeah, Lumberjack Who is pretty good.
Second Doctor- There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought.
>>64443592
"Don't play games with me. Don't ever, ever think you're capable of that."
- Eleventh Doctor
>>64443592
>I am the Doctor. I'm coming to chop down every tree, and I will never, ever stop.
>>64443592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8VawoXU1Ss
>>64444723
I AM THE DOCTOR
AND I CHOP TREES
AND IF ANYONE HAPPENS TO BE LISTENING WITH ANY KIND OF PROBLEM WITH THAT
TO HELL WITH YOU
>>64443592
>Amy Pond, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a Lumberjack with an axe!”
>>64444809
>>64444954
what episode was this?
I assume the same one?
was it the christmas one with the living forest?
>>64443592
>The Doctor: You've been chopping them down for furniture for centuries. If that's love, no wonder they're calling down fire from the heavens.
Pretty hypocritical quote coming from a Lumberjack...
>>64443592
>There are forests out there where the trees are burning, and the birds sleep, and the squirrels dream; tall ones made of oak and small ones made of pine and fir. Somewhere there’s timber, somewhere there’s splinters, and somewhere else a bonsai's getting old. Come on, Ace. We've got wood to chop.
.
>So, Doctor... do I look sexy?
>mfw came back and everyone's now in my thread
Someone fucked up in the other thread didn't they?
>>64445328
The first quote is The Girl Who Lived, Series 9 Ep 5.
The second one is Eleventh Hour, Series 5 Ep 1.
Jazz time
>>64443592
>>64444554
"I'm being extremely clever up here and there and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point of having you all"
>>64446080
Just an anon exposing himself to a minor sibling if i were to guess from reading.
>>64442762
I wonder why she doesn't get that mole removed...
>>64446561
Hey, Cloister. Here's some other stuff I wrote for anons.
http://pastebin.com/efRR6K5H
http://pastebin.com/NDn1SMxP
http://pastebin.com/AHhm3GgZ
http://pastebin.com/akj7vNBv
>>64446891
>http://pastebin.com/efRR6K5H
Checking it out, already like this one.
>>64446891
First one was funny. I was just thinking I'd like to see 12 tool around with bessie. Second one was pretty good too. The third I feel there weren't enough penis jokes or innuendo with Jack and the robot however coldnt stop grinning. The final was pretty cute, needs more bemused resignation from the Brig perhaps
>>64447339
Thanks. I didn't want to get too cheesy with Jack.
>>64447452
I thought you were probably erring on cautious after I wrote that. It's hard to draw the line with camp.
>>64447562
That was my first time writing the Brigadier or Jack, so thanks.
>>64447827
Wouldnt have guessed it was your first time. Glad I was gentle. I couldnt give you any specific pointers on how to play up the brig. Your stories are always rather enjoyable.
>>64448013
No need to be gentle. If you have any other criticisms, let me know. Reviews are always welcome.
>>64446396
Jazz Time is best time.
>>64443592
can we have all of that comfy EDA's debate in here? that was cool. /who/ talking like civilized fucks
>>64447339
They made it look like she was really up to something. She must not have been available near the end or they changed stuff to focus on Ashildr.
>>64449455
>They made it look like she was really up to something.
Did they...? Her line to the Daleks at the end is blatantly just Moffat going "she survives, don't bother me about it".
Why is Big Finishmas so shit?
I want to watch Doctor Who or X-Files, but I've been playing video games too much recently. I feel like I wouldn't be able to follow a plot if somebody held my hand through it.
>they're letting it die
>again
The absolute madmen
>>64450290
Watch a comfy ep.
Reminder that books
>>64451773
>>64435413
>old people
>cool
>>64451851
underage pls go
>>64451851
Hi tumblr!
>>64449313
Sure, I'll play. I've been ignoring the EDAs since Night basically confirmed BF as McGann's story, but I kind of like the idea they have their own little AU continuity. Can I just start with Alien Bodies and soak in the Lawrence Miles experience, or is it more arc-based?
>>64452121
in the last thread, they discussed the Lawrence Miles arc, and FP related stuff
>>64452121
Company of Friends exists
>>64452121
You should probably start with Vampire Science.
>>64452458
Yeah, I read those posts, it seems cool but also a deep pool to dive into (especially when Faction Paradox gets involved)
>>64452547
That's what I'll do then, Kate Orman was great in the NAs and... well, it's Jon 'Cheers' Blum, how can I not?
Anything to avoid? (I read War of the Daleks on a random charity-shop buy, and... yeah, I can see why someone wanted to get rid of it.)
>>64450290
Just do it.
>>64452121
> I've been ignoring the EDAs since Night basically confirmed BF as McGann's story
That's kinda silly, even ignoring that BF has used EDA characters. For Night to 'confirm the true McGann story' would imply that 'the true McGann story' is a concept with a meaningful bearing on absolutely anything.
>>64438936
>implying Girl who Died wasn't fun as fuck
>implying you aren't just as autistic as barneyfag for letting something you didn't like sour your opinion of another thing that's only tangentially related
>>64452886
War of the Daleks is famously bad.
Skip "The Eight Doctors." Skip Ancestor Cell.
That's about it.
![d630f6a5481cfbcb391c87d9559a0495[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/R3cR5F6.png "d630f6a5481cfbcb391c87d9559a0495[1].png")
So, uh... what the fuck did I just listen to? It had a couple interesting ideas, but overall it was just so bad and a clusterfuck. Didn't help having to suffer through all the terribly sloppy American accents in addition.
>>64448373
It was a virginity/first time joke. No criticisms that i can think of. I always enjoy your fun romp short stories. >>64448898
Life needs a horns section.
>>64449455
I try not to speculate too much or read too deeply into subtext or character motivation in DW. It never lives up to in my mind what it could be and even if it's better i end up somewhat disappointed.
>>64453603>>/mlp/?
>>64454063
Dunno man. Long ago an Anon convinced me it was a good BF to start with. I tried about 3 times never finishing it. Even the foley effects seemed bad.
>>64454063
I told you about Minuet in Hell bro
I had a dream last night of the end-series twist of S10
>simm's master shows up at the end of the series, reveals he was behind it all
>starts talking to the doctor about everyone he left behind on gallifrey during the time war who died because of it, listing previous companions
>Mentions granddaughter
>Capaldi is angry "You don't know that"
>"Actually you got me, she's not dead, I saved her. Would you like to see her again?"
>shot of two robot legs, with a third one that lowers into shot, pan up to see susan's lifeless torso on top
>the master's rebuilding susan as a cyborg to be his own granddaughter
>capaldi's legitimately distraught at this revelation, starts crying and shouting and shit
What dreams did you have last night /who/?
>>64445647
This thread needs more webms.
>>64438936
>I wanted an Edwardian episode. We got The Girl Who Waited. I now hate that time period.
what the fuck are you talking about you complete moron
>>64454478
I had a dream about a Seven and Donna dream last night.
>>64454478
I had a dream about Twelve and Clara.
>>64454478
My dreams are nsfw
>>64455033
Do you mean what I am meaning?
>>64441568
>1568
Mortlake get
>>64441947
>1947
Dying in the Sun get
>>64441983
>1983
Cold War get
>>64442204
>2204
The Final Sanction get
>>64443738
>3738
A Klytode Christmas get
>>64451851
>1851
The Next Doctor get
>>64451975
>1975
The Ghosts of N-Space get
>>64452471
>2471
Doctor Who and the Doomsday Weapon get
>>64452547
>2547
Biology Lesson on Mal Oreille get
Nice gets :^)
>>64455104
Tell us about yours dreams anon.
>>64455114
Maybe?
>>64455154
Cute
/who/,is there a place I can download classic who DVD commentary tracks?
>>64455151
But anon, they're not /who/ related either
>>64455365
Then leave.
>>64455154
It just occurred to me we never had shots like this in the coral tardis
it's amazing how far the set design has come just in terms of filming practicalities and potential for different types of shots in the one room
>>64455435
>leave my own thread
Don't think so m8
Reminder that The Legends of Ashy Larry
>>64455532
>/who/ thread
>dreams are nsfw
>they're not /who/ related either
The classic TARDIS console room was one of the most popular things about Hell bent. In fact it was proberbly one of the best things about series 9 as a whole. Why don't they just use that "skin" for the Doctor's current console room?. hell if they need an in series explanation for it, just say that the interior settings have fucked up like the chameleon circuit.
>>64455605
I have no interest in seeing, hearing or reading about that character again.
>>64454478
I have dreams about /who/. It's always comfy shitposting that barely stays topical. I sleep like a baby.
>>64454664
My favorite /who/ webbum
>>64455104
I've only ever occasionally had nsfw dreams. Less than 10 that I have been able to recall probably throughout the course of my life. I've never had a nocturnal emission. Do wet dreams actually happen? Was I too ugly an adolescent to have succubi abscond away with my seed while I slumber?
>>64455642
Because they already spent all that sweet TV liscence cash on the current desktop and want to get as much life out of it as possible. As for why not the next go round /who/ nose. It will probably depend on the next showrunner and design team. A retro one mite b cool but i'd like one like 4's secondary or 7/8's feature movie one. Needs more wood and leather.
>>64455611
You asked me what my dreams were last night, you didn't ask for /who/ related dreams
>>64455739
Capaldi himself said in an interview once he'd like a retro inspired tardis console
maybe it'll happen if he stays around for a few more years, there's only so many more lights they can throw onto the current console
>>64455739
>Do wet dreams actually happen?
Yes. Happened very frequently during my early years of puberty.
>>64455642
It was cool because it was a nostalgic callback to the classic series. If they used it all the time it would just be the regular console room and as a regular console room it's not really as cool as what they're using.
>>64455849did you just never wank? I don't really understand it, I never had them either
>>64455642
They probably like having a set they can actually do things with/inside.
>>64455807
>implicit
>>64455154
I need a greentext about this.
>>64455867
>it's not really as cool as what they're using.
I Disagree. IMO The current console room is dark and boring.
>>64455955
Well IMO the old console room is bright and boring.
>>64455876
>did you just never wank
That was the likely cause. Never had much private time in a house with 5 other people and sharing a room with a sibling
>>64455849Maybe I jerked off alot and was out of gas before I went to sleep but I was never at the extreme end of what I heard other's daily wank totals to be. I would think there'd be chafing or fabric burns involved. I mean I've woken up raw and hard a few times. Id think i would have injured myself going much further.
>>64456033
>sharing a room with a sibling
B-Ben?
>>64455474
We never even saw any hallways or something. Honestly the coral tardis kind of sucks. The big coral pillars look fake as shit, the yellowish roundles in the backround don't look good and that big garbage bag thing on the top of the center. I remember really liking it when I first saw S1 but it hasn't aged well at all imo.
>>64456087
Who's Ben?
>>64456100
The coral tardis is an abortion. I get what they were going for with the organic feel but honestly it's just fuck ugly and the garish way they always lit it didn't help.
>>64456134
Yeah it's pretty ugly. I like some of the stuff on the console like that one area that 9 would bang on with a hammer but eh...
>>64456111
A "ginger porridge wog" that shared a bunk bed with his brother and might have been touched without voicing consent by said brother that said as such on /who/ once upon the time using the trip "My name is Ben". Pretty cool guy. He was around for a bit in series 9 going just by "Ben" this time around.
>>64454664
agreed
>>64455144
how do you know this gets anon?
>>64455474
Well to be fair the current Tardis is a full set, the coral one was a partial one.
>>64456100
Can't fault them for trying something different, but I'm glad they've moved past it. The only time we saw another part of that tardis was when 10 was choosing his outfit in what I guess was meant to be a wardrobe but was really just the console room with heavy green screening and a spiral staircase replacing the console
I wasn't too keen on 11's first tardis, it was an improvement as far as making it feel like something with more rooms but I wasn't fond of the whimsical messy look and it still had that one inexplicable coral wall
The current tardis console (the 7B, 8 and 9 incarnations all) are the first tardis in nuwho that actually looks like a machine, and it's also a really well designed set in general with all of the different potential filming spots in the one set
>>64456418
>Well to be fair the current Tardis is a full set, the coral one was a partial one.
That's part of what I meant by practicalities
>>64456437
Didn't they actually show us the other side of the coral tardis once and there was nothing there but another wall? I might be imagining that though.
>>64456418
Someone should add subtitles to this webm. Seems really exploitable, actually.
>>64455708
Well
It was pretty good, it has pirates and dead kids
>>64456516
Possibly in The Doctor's Wife but I can't really remember
If I remember right the physical set just had a massive black curtain covering the fourth wall, it's possible that was visible in some shots
>>64456418
Reminder that Husbands of River Song is not canon because capaldi breaks the fourth wall in this scene by looking at the camera
>>64456765
Bad meme.
>>64456797
You're right, Husbands is actually canon because it references Silence in the Library, making Husbands canon under the rule of two way canoning
>>64456836
It's more like Silence preemptively referenced Husbands since it was all part of the Moffat master plan.
![maxresdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bm6X4rM.jpg "maxresdefault[2].jpg")
>No wonder time is such a mystery. Literally no one can understand it, apart from Time Lords.
>Even the people who govern time don't understand what time is.
Philomena Cunk companion when?
>>64457567
Not another shitty meme
![husbands-of-river-song[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/guvHgcb.jpg "husbands-of-river-song[1].jpg")
I did it /who/, I marathoned all of River Song's stories in one day in the order from her perspective, meaning
>A Good Man Goes to War
>The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon
>Let's Kill Hitler
>Closing Time (just the last scene, where River gets kidnapped)
>The Wedding of River Song
>not rewatching Good Man and the series 6 opener because fuck it and I'm not even sure where they are in adult River's timeline anyway
>The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang
>The Time of the Angels/Flesh and Stone
>The Angels Take Manhattan
>The Husbands of River Song
>Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead
>The Name of the Doctor
I have to say I found Husbands by far the most enjoyable. It seems like River Song always brought out the worst aspects of Moffat's writing in the Matt Smith era.
>cringey dialogue
>melodramatic speeches about how the Doctor is the most important and threatening guy in the universe
>all the season finales desperately trying to top each other by having the universe end in an even more spectacular way
>reused plots ideas like "the Doctor knows how he's destined to die and it's totally for sure going to happen that way even though we said that last time and he still got around it"
>arbitrary shit like not being able to go back for Amy and Rory somehow because Moffat says so and lol timey-wimey
>trying to take itself too seriously while also having absurd shit like the Doctor speaking baby
By the time I finished Angels Take Manhattan I was starting to seriously wonder why I even liked Doctor Who in the first place. Even otherwise tolerable episodes like the series 5 finale were rendered hard to watch because I got so sick of Moffat's writing. But Husbands is just a 10/10 all around comfy and enjoyable episode. I loved it despite having seen it recently and its being pretty late into the marathon. Why can't Moffat write more episodes like this that manage to have emotional impact while still being fun and don't have plots that are convoluted and nonsensical?
![maxresdefault[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IRZfVAb.jpg "maxresdefault[5].jpg")
>>64458191
>>64458304
>I was starting to seriously wonder why I even liked Doctor Who in the first place
Welcome to the club
>>64458304
>Why can't Moffat write more episodes like this that manage to have emotional impact while still being fun and don't have plots that are convoluted and nonsensical?
He can, they just don't have river song in them
>>64458304
How is Let's Kill Hitler not the first? That's the one where she actually becomes Alex Kingston, isn't it?
>>64458512
Yeah but I was watching her whole life, so that includes babby River and astronaut kid River.
>>64458304
>>not rewatching Good Man and the series 6 opener because fuck it and I'm not even sure where they are in adult River's timeline anyway
Moff needed to constantly remind the casual viewer of adult river's existence so the twist in Good Man would make sense and have impact to them
>>64458471
This desu. I rewatched a bunch of NuWho last off-season with /who/ streams and most of it was really terrible. I remember suffering through Shakespeare Code and it was pretty much unwatchable for example.
Part of doctor who's charm is how unapologetically shitty it can be
>>>64454478
I had an 11th Doctor dream once
Am I the only one who found 11th and River's romantic relationship akward.
I mean Matt Smith is like 20ish year old guy and River looks like she is 40 or something.
Seeing 12th and River was much more natural.
>>64459063
tell us about it
>mfw /who/ doubted me when I said the 12-river dynamic would be better than 11-river
>>64459142
When Moffat wrote Silence of the Library/Forest of the Damned the 11th Doctor hadn't been cast yet. I think he planned on casting someone Capaldi's age and didn't want to make the Doctor look like a cradle robber but then Matt fit the part so well he ended up casting him and had the reverse problem.
>>64459333
That webm is absolutely horrifying.
1 AM 1 thread
>>64454667
Give him a break he was only about 250 years out.the fucking moron. Assuming he meant The Woman Who lived. Or maybe he meant The Girl in the Fireplace, so he was only 150 years out?
>>64439525
These are good pics. I'd agree to watch the start of An Unearthly Child, and then all of The Aztecs, The Dalek Invasion of Earth and the Romans and The Time Meddler. Actually you might as well watch The Daleks straight after An Unearthly Child, as its so iconic.
>>64460350
Time for /who/ confessions I'll start
>Matt and Tennant are does as my favorite
>Sometimes on rare occassions I find Jackie Tyler and Donna hot
>Moffat is the best writer for the show
>I just want a damn noncanon Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover already.
>I want a milf companion
>>64460538
>are does as my favorite
What?
>>64460566
Sorry my autocorrect sucks.
I meant to say they are both my favorite tied
>>64460538
>I just want a damn noncanon Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover already.
Fuck offerino back to tumblrino.
>>64460538
>tfw I have no confessions really since most of my opinions align with /who/
>>64460350
Six hours out m8. Try to keep to The Queen's British Greenwich Mean Time.
>>64460538
>I just want a damn noncanon Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover already.
>>64460714
nl I want Nuwho and modern Sherlock
>>64460714
It said NON canon.
You autists have a new companion yet?
>>64460538
Mine:
>I only really have a problem with a handful of episodes
>S6 and S7 weren't really a problem for me
>S8 is probably my least favorite overall except for a handful of gems like Flatline, Listen, Mummy and the finale
>I really enjoyed S9
>I like of the Coral Tardis as much as the current one
>I really don't like 9 too much or S1 for that matter except for, again, a few gems.
>Martha wasn't terrible, Donna was great, and Rose was garbage, I didn't like Amy that much but she was acceptable.
>Clara was great overall except in series 8 where I wanted to strangle her for being a cunt. I also liked her ending.
>The only Classic who episode/serial I've seen fully is Castrovalva.
>I haven't watched the TV Movie
>>64461052
>except for a handful of gems like Flatline, Listen, Mummy and the finale
>5/12 episodes
>only a handful
Eh?
>>64461052
>So Clara was a fund
That's what BBC does to women
>>64461275
Cunt not fund
Dumb sjw autocorrect
>>64461275
>>64461302
It says cunt though.
>>64461177
>5/12 a handful
its literally a handful /s
I guess for me the other episodes really dragged the overall quality down for me.
>>64461275
>>64461302
Yeah but in series 8, only the whole Danny Splink deal made her unbearable, but the everything was good in series 9.
>>64460538
I think Human Nature/Family Of Blood is meh and overrated. I don't understand why he had to turn into a human. His reasons IIRC are that they're going to follow him everywhere but it feels so flimsy. The Monsters are kind of stupid and don't really feel like much of a threat imo so it makes the whole premise shoddy. And I don't really care for the ending anymore. I used to like it but I rewatched the scene recently and it felt really OTT. I like the stuff with John Smith and Joan but the rest of the episode is meh to me.
>>64460538
>I just want a damn noncanon Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover already.
Heaven Sent is as close as you'll get, 12 was straight out using sherlock's mind palace technique
>>64460538
>7 and 11 are my current faves, 12 is about to bounce someone. Sorry chinny.
>Love and monsters is one of my favorite 3 tennant era episodes.
>The only female nuWho companion I haven't found attractive is Rose.
>Martha was the most capable astute nuWho companion and frankly the only one really deserving to be on the TARDIS.
>I greatly prefer Moffats wibbily wobbly bollocks over RTDs but I eagerly await a new showrunner
>I really don't hate tennant as much as I let on.
>I really do think 5 is bland and boring as I let on.
>I just want a damned non canon DoctorWho/BillandTed/Tripped crossover already.Tripped if you haven't seen it yet is in it's first series and is GOAT. Highly recommend.
>I want a non-human companion that I'd like to fuck because there isn't enough inter-species erotica.
>If they don't bring bessie or the whomobile back in my life time I'll die very cross.
>If sean pertwee doesn't play a canon version of his dad within my life time, even if it's for a quick karate chop I'll die very cross.
>I miss taking pictures for /who/.
>I wish radio free /who/ or /who/gaze were still a thing when I woke up in the morning.
>>64461037
I'm quite happy with mine thank you. She's cleaning. It's very satisfying in a patriarchal way. I think I'll have her make me a sandwich.
>>64439498
She looks like Boyega in the Force Awakens trailer here.
>>64461803
>His reasons IIRC are that they're going to follow him everywhere but it feels so flimsy.
He thought he could avoid a fight by waiting for them to die naturally, as they have very short lives.
It's stupid, but then that's S3/S4 Ten for you, going to stupid lengths to try and save the bad guy.
>>64454063
vk dot com slash video-5742320_167668971
Minuet in Hell confirmed canon.
>>64456765
Since when does breaking the 4th wall constitute anything like a non-canonizing thing?
It's just a regular tv / film trope.
>>64463681
If the doctor were actually aware he was in a TV show it would completely kill any emotional scene with him, as he would be aware ultimately that he is a work of fiction
Therefore any episodes where the doctor breaks the fourth wall are non canon by default to maintain the integrity of the narrative
>>64463713
I know that that may sound well thought out in your head, but that's not what breaking the fourth wall usually does.
>>64463746
He's always known he was a fictional character anyway.
Pls let the new companion be his guitar. I don't think i could face Season 10 without it.
>>64463746
What does it do then?
>>64464014
>we might never see the sonic sunglasses again
>>64464042
It is merely a humorous literary device to get a little more of a laugh out of the audience. Basically saying: Yeah, we know this is funny, we're with you. Has been used since the old greeks and even Shakespeare has used it plenty of times (and I don't mean soliloquies or an aside). According to your logic, some of the greatest works of literary art are now no longer canon to their author's work.
>>64464170
Do you mean to suggest that 12 talking to the audience about a boostrap paradox was a 2 minute long joke?
>>64464150
Don't do this to me man. It would be like taking away 10th's coat, 11th's bow tie, 4th's scarf, or 6th's pies.
>>64464170
>According to your logic, some of the greatest works of literary art are now no longer canon to their author's work.
Not at all. There are works of fiction where characters knowing they're in fiction is perfectly acceptable. Doctor who is not one of them
>>64464188
No. That was a soliloquy, you dense fuck. It is done to include the audience into his though process, not to be metafictional.
Can you please get out? Clearly, you have no idea how text is analysed
>>64464202
>genuinely emotional scene ruined by a gopro
fucking hell when will the gopro meme die
>>64435413
Clara is hot as fuck though
>>64464229
Is there something I'm missing? what gopro meme?
They've closed the Spoiler and Speculation thread on GB. Now we'll have to rummage through all the shit threads to get some spoilers. Fuck you GB.
>>64464265
The meme where directors legitimately believe that gopro cameras are acceptable to use in professional cinematography. They lack the focal range of proper professional cameras so the shots often look incredibly cheap as a result to the point where it can even kill immersion
Just look at this and tell me the gopro barrel shots aren't incredibly distracting and out of place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM7byUTrSZA
>>64464392
Well I will admit that everything looked particularly fake but I think I was attributing it more to CGI than anything else, are you telling me that the fakeness stems from the actual cameras? if so it seems very amateurish.
>>64464207
I agree. But just breaking the 4th wall does not mean that the character(s) know they are part of fiction.
You're talking about metafiction and intertextuality, but breaking the 4th wall only barely scratches the surface of metafiction if at all
>>64464451
It depends what fakeness you're talking about. There's certainly CGI fakeness but there's also shots like this
Since gopros are tiny cameras their apertures are also inherently small, which results in a large depth of field that does not blend well with professional cameras that have an appropriate depth of field
In doctor who this effect is made even worse by the fish eye lens
>>64464188
A two-minute joke. God. Unheard of.Doctor Who is a deeply postmodernist metafictional work which has no canon, m8E
>>64465658
Doctor who has multiple canons consisting of interlinking episodes which reference each other. There are multiple groups of episodes which reference each other but do not reference any episodes in another group, so they are not canon to each other but are still canon to themselves
>>64460873
that's why he posted Big Finish
>>64462572
Fuck off
>>64465658
Go to bed, Phil.
>>64463713
>integrity of the narrative
>in doctor who
>>64465743
>falling for two-way canoning
>>64466794
I dare you to find a better canoning rule
because it's certainly not 'everything is canon'
>>64467146
>because it's certainly not 'everything is canon'
Yes it is.
>>64467146
>he hasn't read Lance Parkin
>>64467146
go fuck yourself you fucking cunt
where can i download classic Who?
>>64468935
>being this upset because I found a better canon than you and you are retarded
;)
>>64461052
same desu
i liked Amy tho
