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who hyped for Warcraft
>that painted armor
>those character you would only know if you'd read the books
>that CGI
realer then real life
looks great
REALER THAN REAL LIFE
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Cant wait for this hot garbage to hit theaters. Im gonna get high as fuck and eat and candy bar with my 5 D glasses on and laugh myself right the fuck out. Im gonna loudly laugh and fart and kick the seat in front of me. Might even smoke a cigar in the theater.
I just want to ruin for anyone who might be seeing it fir honest reasons.
>>64431975
Absolute madman.
>>64431975
>DAMAGED
>>64431975
MOMS
DUDE SHOULDER PADS LMAO
this will not do well
Warcraft is not a novel or any kind of story. The title makes no fucking sense.
There is no known character or plot.
This will not attract a big audience
>>64431739
It will be like 300. Have an impact then become completely forgotten years from now.
Literally What the series.
>>64431739
>that pic
>>64432257
are you retarded friend
>>64432324
you obviously are with that retarded response
what's next: Nigger? fag? shitlord? cuck?
you are a fucking imbecile mate
[Dirge]
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>>64432257
there are many Warcraft novels
there are many known characters and different plots
it already has attracted a huge audience
in short you are retarded
Played the shit out of WoW and WC3 but I couldn't care less for this.
It should have came out years ago when the hype was at its peak.
>>64432576
Same as Twilight. Doesn't make them any special anon.
As a person who only ever played Warcraft 2, what exactly are they gonna make a movie about? Are there like characters and shit that people would recognize?
>>64431739
great another movie about leftie multiculturism and the evils of racism.
i think i'll pass this time.
>>64432576
complete shit
its known to handful of cunts who play the games and buy those fanfic 'novels'
you're a fucking idiot if you think real people will flock to see this
it looks like a shitty Hobbit ripoff to normal people
I think it's going to be the next LOTR. Lenghty fantasy movie, we'll get sequels most likely.
>>64431739
>actual Humans
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>>64432257
>this will not attract a big audience
>>64431739
>implying /tv/ won gobble that shit up
>but to look like a cool kid you keep pretending that you won't (see LotR/Avatar/Capeshit)
Is this hypocrisy? Do you need to look cool on the inter webs?
Bad or good, I'm still going to watch it.
>>64431975
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>reading warcraft books
Kill yourself.
>>64431739
it looks like the hobbit, which looked like ass
the alliance in armor looks neat man
>>64431975
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>>64433035
Pottery
I actually find the lore more interesting than tabletop games/videogames 2bh.
Definately will torrent it.
What really stands out to me is that all the human characters look like generic, overwashed and overgroomed 20-30 year olds and it's surprisingly the fakest part about this movie family
>>64431739
>those embarrassingly generic fantasy names, themes and plots
Yeah, make an expensive movie based on uninspired drivel, video game ''writers'' lifted from other writers in the 90s, that was only supposed
to serve as background for an RTS game. What could go wrong bros?
>>64431739
>those character you would only know if you'd read the books
i despise having to jump between 3 or 4 mediums to get a complete story from start to finish nowadays.
It's just an annoying method of sucking more money from people
Cant wait for the quips about thunderfury leeroy and/or ETC.
Im seriously going to watch this movie purely for the memes.
>>64434627
there wont be a singel wow meme
>>64431739
Oh look it's a movie led by what's-his-name-the-guy-from-vikings-who-acts-very-fucking-strange
If any of you knew the actor you would already this movie is going to bomb
DUDE IMMIGRATION IS GOOD LMAO
>>64431975
Le cheeky savage meme man
>>64431739
I will watch it, but hyped for it is the last thing I am. I'm only hyped for the potential memes.
>>64431739
>state of the art CGI
>make CGI characters based on real actors
Someone please explain me how this isn't pants on head retarded? Why handicap yourselves with reality?
Is it because they want to hear actors say that "sheeeeiii it's like they don't need us real actors no more" meme from FF Spirits Within?
>>64435193
>What is Avatar
Mate, you're pants on head retarded.
>>64431975
/mischief/
Warcraft is going to be shit. The only fanasty film that I can think of that is coming out in the next few years that might have a chance at being decent is the Witcher film that is being based on the books but the odds are stacked against it.
>>64431739
i AM OP cannot wait
>>64431739
Not me. It's gonna be shit.
1. Metzen is involved.
2. It will pander to the WoW crowd.
3. It's made by today's Hollywood
4. It's not full CGI
>>64432653
It does, you just don't like it.
>>64432688
Guldan the man
>>64436081
They float Thrall down a reed river just like the baby moses in the theatrical trailer
>>64432688
In theory, Warcraft 1.
In practise, Hollywood's version of a WoW version of Warcraft 1
>>64436381
Ok, well at least I can't get mad about them butchering source material when the source was never good.
>>64436427
I'll get mad about them butchering the source even with it being bad. They're making the orcs good.
>>64436581
Just the frostwolves and they've always been the no demon juice clan
>>64436427
Warcraft 1 is pretty simplistic but Warcraft 2 expanded upon the initial story very well. Hell, if they just adapted Last Guardian, I'd be happy.
>>64436581
Well, if it were literally just a straight-up film adaptation of I then it would just be:
>oh no, evil cgi orcs are coming through a dark portal: they are evil devil worshipping evil orcs who are evil, we gotta stop 'em!
>ok, let's kill the orcs! We can do it!
>*kills orcs*
>'yay, we did it guys! We killed the orcs!'
Not even pleb audiences would sit through that garbage.
>>64436730
Humans lose wc1 though. They win 2
Why didn't they start with Warcraft 3 with the super interesting Arthas story instead of this boring shit?
>>64436632
That really shouldn't mean they are automatically humie friendly. Doomhammer was no demon worshipper but he still rekt the Alliance as much he could. And Frostwolves liked him.
Then there is the color changing Orcs retardation.
>>64436764
Oh sorry
>*is killed by orcs*
>we failed guys, the orcs killed us! :^|
>the end?
>credits roll
>stay tuned for Warcraft movie II: I'm theaters summer 2020!
>>64431739
Why is this movie getting so much hype now on /tv/?
>>64436795
>muh Arthas
I honestly don't know why people keep dickriding Arthas. It's just a descent into darkness.
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>>64437069
Shills
>>64436866
Yes, yes, you weren't even born when Warcraft I came out, we get it.
>>64436795
Because the studio decided that Warcraft should be centered on the tragedy of the orc race, rather than boring humans.
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>>64431739
Why are his hands so big?
>>64436866
pretty accurate I'd say
In between there's gonna be a lot of blurry CG nonsense and "MAI PEEPLE." And Pocahontas with prosthetic fangs.
>>64437069
Because /tv/ is 90% new plebs who come here for Star Wars now.
>>64431739
I actually kind of wanted to be hyped for this, but the trailer was disappointing. The orcs look great (with the obvious exception of baby Thrall), but all the humans look identical. Lothar and Andiun are fairly obvious, but everyone else is just "that white guy with the weird mustache."
Then again, I haven't had any sort of faith in Blizzard's ability to release anything that isn't complete shit since they gave Metzen complete artistic control over the franchise.
>>64431739
First WoW cinematic made me took the animation career of 5 years.
And now I will never see a Warcraft movie compete and destroy Pixar and Dreamworks on full CGI Animation.
That's the saddest part of it. They could have entered and conquer the whole Animation genre with a different take on tone, even if the story is shit. It could be praised for doing what The Spirits within couln't, this is the perfect time for it, It has 0 fucking competition ON THE GENRE.
But no, we'll get Generic RL Fantasy (+CGI!).
>>64431739
its gon be shite. it will be altered for filmic and narrative purposes which will fuck off the WOWfags and everyone else wont give enough of a shit to sit through it no matter how much action.
>>64436795
Because Arthas is literally Anakin from the prequel trilogy. Why didn't they make it about Bolvar Fordragon or Varok Saurfang, the only two characters anyone ever liked?
>Holding dust
What did he mean by this?
>>64437529
Because all bolvar does is sit in the throne room before dying and becoming lavaman
>>64437746
Bolvar was never supposed to actually leave the throne room in the first place. He is practically a regent-general after Onyxia got outed, and ran the country's affairs for years. The only reason why he should be sent to the front is if he became so powerful politically that people convinced the king to have him killed. But instead Blizzard just tosses Bolvar into the meatgrinder because they needed a lavaman and putting Saurfang's boy on the throne made them uncomfortable for whatever reason.
>>64437324
Anduin isn't even born, senpai
>>64436795
orcs are good boys the dindu nothin
>>64437983
Probably because the last time the lich king was an orc he wiped out lordaeron
>>64438734
That doesn't stop Blizzard from consistently portraying the orcs as a tragic heroic race of noble savages.
>>64431739
>mfw I got that achievement just the other day
>mfw I still do "anal" jokes before server shutdown
>mfw OP is a pretty cool guy
If Maximillian of Northshire isn't chasing imaginary dragons in this, I'm going to fucking boycott the SHIT out of it.
>>64431739
This movie is one selfie scene away from memeing.
>>64438845
They both have badasses on their side I think that's the selling point. What is Uther, Turalyon, and Lothar? What is Durotan, Thrall, and Orgrim? Get your nuts outta the batter.
>>64438535
I derped and named Lothar twice. Llane Wrynn was the obviously the other I meant.
>>64439643
>Turalyon, Thrall
Literal cucks.
>>64439742
>using memes to defend your argument
Grow up, little man.
>>64431739
friend worked in post, film got way delayed
orc fights are good, story sucks
yes, it ends with the intention of setting up a franchise
>inb4 nintendo dad
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>>64439905
I think that'd be the opposite with this movie. The CGI looks like shit but I know the storyline is good.
Saw the trailer for this in theaters.
Everyone started laughing a few seconds into it.
Some people laugh through the entire thing.
One girl nearby whispers to her boyfriend "Holy shit how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to see that?"
I bet it'll do well.
>>64440392
>making things up
Are you a little guy?
