So what happened to Kanjiclub and the tentacle-rape monsters?
>>64430869
>>64430869
everyone died except spacescotty and a few of his henchmen
I never even made a deal with Ganja Club
>>64430869
'AN SOLO
>>64430970
TALE AT A KANJIKLUB
>>64430933
Tell 'at to Kanjiklub
>>64430909
It's more like an otyugh you FUCKING CUNT
what a stupid fucking excuse for an action segment.
why not have a nice calm discussion and some exposition between han, fin, and rey? have han explain whats went down in the galaxy since luke left? holy fuck this movie was bad.
is Kanjiclub a meme?
is Joe Flacco ELITE?
>>64431182
back to /sp/ you gono, but eli is
>>64431137
'ANON SOLO UR A DED MON
>>64431137
Show not tell
Runteldat to Kanjiklub
>>64431210
when the entire movie is "show" you need some "tell" to give the audience a breather.
>>64431137
Wrong. That segment felt like a comfy spinoff. The movie is a 7.5/10.
>>64430869
>So what happened to Kanjiclub and the tentacle-rape monsters?
FOUND OUT IN THE NEW NOVEL TALES OF KANJIKLUB
>>64431249
watch the next movies if you want some boring talkie shit you pseudo-intellectual
>>64431137
The rathtars were the first ever Star Wars monster that I thought was legitimately scary.
tell that to kalujaklube
What language did they even speak? I thought all humans have a common language in space?
>>64430869
probably in the novelization
>>64430869
The people that boarded the ship should have been aliens
Maybe like greedo kind of aliens
Too many humans
>>64431520
Kanjuclubbianese
>>64434252
Tell that to Kanjiklub.
>>64430869
They allied themselves out of common interest for japanese little girls.
>>64430869
I guess the Kanjiklub got told.
>>64431520
Idiot, they're supposed to be space gooks
>tfw you will never be part of Kanji club.
>we want the Guardians audience
>>64431520
These guys better return. If they don't... I'm killing myself.
>>64430869
>We want the Japanese audience
>>64434252
My take-home from that scene was after Jabba died a bunch of human criminal organisations rose to prominance
Stop forcing this shitty meme
>>64435282
It's worse. It's:
> We want the chinese audience
> Uh, how do we do that ?
> Dunno, do what we usually do for Japanese pandering, it probably will work.
>>64435149
>persona plebeians
>>64431137
You need to have an action sequence every 20 minutes. Y'know. For pacing.
>>64435369
Marvel Disney is all about pandering to the Chinese audience though
>>64435395
That's every 6 minutes, you old fuck.
>>64435465
How out of date are you? It's every 3 and a half minutes.
Can't have the ADHD audience get bored and get their phones out.
>>64431520
They're not human, they're chinese from the Ninja Planet.
>>64435738
> chinese
> ninja
>>64435443
If I was chinese, irrelevant space chinks with topknots and meme names would not pander me t.b.h. Make Finn chinese and change nothing in his characters and they will like you.
I'm a spic and every movie with spic sterotypes becomes worst in my eyes by default.
They got married and settled on endor.
>>64435773
>not knowing about chinese ninja warriors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKAtUeWCfrE
>>64430869
JJ Abrams wrote Lost, let that fucking sink in for a second and then realize NONE of the shit you want to be explained will be explained or will make sense when it is
>>64431520
Indonesian.
No I don't know what the in-universe justification for it (and for Han Solo understanding it) is, but I didn't care because I thought it was rad as fuck seeing the dudes from The Raid making a cameo. I'm assuming they were around to help fight choreography, and JJ went "You guys want to be in the movie?"
>>64435941
He didn't write it. He was the producer.
>>64435640
Actually the whole movie has to be an action sequence.
i dotn know about you guys but the entire scene, lighting, style, ect looked off.
the ship looked more like soemthing made on earth, with the shit lighting.
and the whole ordeal felt like some shitty Star trek or firefly episode.
none of it screamed star wars.
>>64431520
i thought it was aurebesh?
>>64430869
where is space scotland anyway
>>64436470
That's just the alphabet.
The language is called Basic, IIRC
>>64435941
No he didn't, you're retarded. Lindelof wrote Lost redditor
>>64437458
They share the same retarded theories about storytelling.
>>64437390
Right next to Space Australia
>>64437481
They don't at all, and Lindelof has also really improved as Leftovers shows.
>>64431278
This, wish we got to see more space bounty hunters and thugs like this.
>>64437552
>leaving everything unexplained because having "mysteries" make the story "deep".
They are doing the exact same shit everywhere they go, shitting all over everything they touch.
The abandoned freighter with the rathtar still running amok on it would be a great premise for a horror movie/game.
>>64437716
Abrams doesn't do this at all though
>>64435640
Bullshit. If thats the case, then theyd bust out lightsabers every five minutes.
