>order tickets online to see the special 70mm screening of The Anvil Hoarder (1930) at my local city cinemaplex
>spend hours getting past the website's standard firewalls
>set new record
>purchase 2 tickets (one for the holy ghost that resides inside me and myself) to cheat the singles policy
>before paying, website gives me the option:
>[ ] use theater anvil provided by the cinema
>[ ] use personal anvil
Which do I choose /tv/? Youre my only hope!
>>64412457
Only a hammerhead wouldn't bring his own anvil.
you should an villain yourself
>>64412516
I don't want to be "that guy" with the different colored anvil that draws attention though. I usually only ever bring my anvil out of the house for dates and anvilcon.
Wait...is this the film that started the whole anvil trope in flicks?
Well then fuck this shitty fucking movie. I'm sick of every piece of kino garbage having an anvil gag.
>>64412664
The Anvil Hoarder (1930) is essential anvilcore.
of fucking course its a dumb reddit frogger forcing this garbage
>not having your own personal anvil
You don't want to touch the theater anvil. Shit is filthy.
>>64412457
TAH fucking sucks, overrated trash.
This meme is absolutely fucking retarded.
>>64413122
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
kek!
kek kek kek!
>>64413000
>>64413122
delet this
>>64413077
Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves a carpenter who seems to be lost.
This is blacksmith country feller. Go on. GIT!
>>64413122
GET THIS HAMMERHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>64413654
the hell you on about
>>64413695
the hell you smithing on
>>64413122
Who do you want to meme? Some autistic actress? Or the son of a bitch who dented the anvil?
>>64412559
Kek
Anyone got any rare anvils to trade?
>>64412457
>>64412664
dumb frogposter
>>64416809
HOLY FUCK a new age of anvil posters. fucking saved
/tv/'s gone too far
it's now inventing movies out of thin air
I don't understand the meme, and I won't play along with it.
This is the most forced meme I've ever witnessed.
>>64416989
Found the first post (I think) at http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/64353535/#64353757
I would be willing to bet that 80% of the replies are the op
Fucking sick of this board. These aren't even funny. You shit on Reddit daily but you fucking CUNTS constantly post these forced as fuck memes reminiscent of Reddit style posting.
This is the only board on 4Chan that never seems to have ANYTHING to do with its topic. I've had better conversations about topics in FUCKING /b/ than this fucking hole of a board.
I could tolerate Baneposting, I could tolerate actress threads but you're just making shit up and FORCING memes out of nowhere. This is some Milhouse-is-a-meme tier faggotry. No wonder people hate 4chan and are leaving in droves.
Fuck.
/rant.
>>64412457
>not taking the anvil to sit on so you sit atop the plebs
learn 2 cinemá, fag
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