>I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend
wait, if yoda was sheev's friend, why was sheev trying to kill him?
>>64409093
>you will always be a green friend, not a good one
>>64409093
mind=blown
>>64409132
It's funny because pepe is also green :)
Sheev wasn't actually trying to kill Yoda. Only beat him to teach him a lesson about hybris so that Jedi and Sith could live in peace later on. You know: IN BALANCE
Who the fuck is Sheev
>>64409346
maybe yoda misunderstood sheev's intentions?
the way yoda speaks makes me think he might be autistic, which explains why he couldn't understand what sheev was trying to do
...how are you this fucking dense
YODA WAS SHEEV'S MASTER, PLAUGEIUS
HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK HE LIVED TO BE LIKE 900 YEARS OLD
it's why Waddle was even in the movie to show what a young healthy aged greenalien should look like by comparison
God does Lucas have to literally spell everything out
>>64409093
I wonder how long it took OP to come up with this stunning bit of humor.
>>64409431
Relax fatty
>>64409525
>i wish i would of come up with this
WTF? Nobody cares bro
>>64409295
>its like pottery
I don't get this scene.
Especially when he's all "You were my brother, Anakin!"
It doesn't make sense because Obi-Wan had never been to Tatooine and Shmi had never left so how could they both be her sons?
I mean maybe he means half-brother but Shmi says there was no father and we take that to mean that Anakin was conceived by the Force.
But Obi-Wan couldn't have been conceived by the Force or everyone would've thought he was the Chosen One before they ever met Anakin.
See what I mean? It just doesn't make sense for them to be brothers.
And it's even weirder because he's like "You WERE my brother" like they can just stop being brothers or whatever.
It's not like changing to the Sith changes your DNA so I have no idea what the hell he was even on about.
Did you guys pick up on this?
>>64409652
Maybe its a thing that only makes sense in the star wars universe. Like, Sheev claims to be an entire legislature, and I could never figure that out one.
>>64409652
>>64409132
Good is a point of view, Anakin
>>64409431
>when you try to continue the meme but go full reddit
>>64409723
not just the star wars universe
>>64409652
He was using "brother" like the way darkies use the word, to connote good friendship. Hope this hel
>>64409723
He said "I am Thissenate," referring to the legendary Darth Thissenate, who created the prophecy of the chosen one.
>>64410499
Was Anakin a brother? Are Jedis the niggers of the Star Wars universe?
>>64409093
PLOT HOLE !!!
>>64410575
Did you think it was a coincidence that Mace Windu led the revolution against Palpatine?
>>64410575
well Anaking was a nigger
born slave on Space Africa
kills all his friend for pussy
doesn't care about the law
literally changes his voice into a black one when he becomes darth vader
>>64409093
Sheev is a former lover of Yoda, who spurned him
>>64409402
>>64410771
yeah im from reddit so what?
>>64410499
Anakin isn't black, though. Do you think they were foreshadowing James Earl Jones voicing Darth Vader?