>trailer for comedy movie
>"Hall of the Mountain King" starts playing
I think that song is so overused and others like it because it's outside of royalty/copyright, isn't it? They can literally use it for free.
>>64401381
>Christmas movie trailer
>Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite - Russian Dance Trepak starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ISRMSIyX8
>>64401381
Name just one trailer where this happens
>>64402652
its also because it is literally a meme. its not used because it is so good in evoking upbeat feelings but because you associate it with those feelings and even though its not a funny song plebs laugh at any scene this is played under. i fucking hate it
>>64402756
This pepe is very unsettling.
>>64402756
i dont mind this much, nutcracker is a Christmas story after all
>>64402779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lc73nhR8fg
>>64402904
jesus christ im poking my eyes out
>>64402779
Rat Race
>>64402904
>Julia Stiles
Seems like she her career really took off after Jason Bourne
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>64404795
Name literally one film where this happens
>scene is a jock surrounded by girls
>record scratch and scene pauses
>"no, this is me!"
>rewinds to an anvil
>>64404795
name 4 anvils, 5 sickles and 400 horseshoers were this happens.
Great songs ruined by Hollywood general?
ANVIL
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>>64404937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
>>64404824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF4H8lB2Y_o
>>64404824
The Anvil Hoarder (1930).
>>64404937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
>>64404937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
>>64404984
The novel was better, the film left out way too much
>apes are all asleep
>one of them wakes up
>sees a peculiar object mere feet away from him
>others wake up, see it too
>they begin to be hesitant to touch it
>their behaviour becoming more and more erratic
>one of them touches the anvil
>apes become hysterical
HIGH-HO
LETS GO
HIGH-HO
LETS GO
>>64405049
I like to think their behaviour was a tool to tell us that they had too many anvils as it was.
>>64404937
Pretty much any dad rock.
>Gimme Shelter
>All along the watchtower
>It ain't me
>Free Bird
Just a few off the top of my head.
>>64404937
How can a song be ruined if it's been used by Hollywood?
>>64405049
What the fuck is the deal with anvils?
>>64402779
The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>Trailer for serious modern or near-future movie
>WUB WUB WUB WARRRRRB (seizure inducing screen flashing)
>Black silent screen for 3 seconds
>Character says some form of expletive or hopeless statement
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHMMMMMMMMMMB
>Series of intense action scenes with either no sound or very low sound
>Screeching EEEE tone to help inform the audience that this is intense
>Throw in a couple more screen flashes/fades during an explosion or mass collision
I'm really tired of this.
I'd honestly prefer if every movie would go back to using Matrix parody scenes and "Who Let The Dogs Out".
>>64402779
Half of the Adam Sandler movies.
>>64405414
>Trailer for serious blacksmith or near-carpentry movie
>CLINK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLINK (seizure inducing screen flashing)
>Blacksmith silent for 3 seconds
>Character says some form of expletive or hopeless statement
>CLUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>Series of intense smithing scenes with either no sound or very low sound
>Screeching EEEE tone to help inform the audience that this is intense smelting
>Throw in a couple more screen flashes/fades during a hammer strike or mass helmet production
I'm really tired of this.
I'd honestly prefer if every movie would go back to using The Anvil Hoarder (1930) parody scenes and "Who Smelt The Sword Hilt"
>>64405140
Because people care too much about what others think of their favourite things
>>64405674
>>64405674
fucking lol
>>64405308
There is so deal, I have too many anvils as it is!
>Trailer starts getting reALLY FUCKING LOUD OHFUCKINGSHITAAKO5TI__'"(#=×
>suddenly everything is dead silent
>>64404905
Nice one friend
>>64401381
>America's goons oppressing minorities at the direction of the military industrial complex overlords
>Ride of the Valkyries starts playing
https://youtu.be/GKaYOW9zMoY?t=1m16s
>>64403061
it made sense in rat race
>>64401381
>fancy party scene
>Vivaldi's Spring starts playing
>>64405308
You're witnessing the induced labor of a new "meme".
>>64405308
>>64404905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhVu3jPko7w
>>64401381
>trailer for Zoophilia
>I have no idea what played because the audience wouldn't stop laughing and clapping and pissing and shitting themselves
> in the hall of the mountain king
> not Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb, Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
>>64401381
name six flicks, one cinemarama and two kino where this happens
>>64407154
The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>>64407212
I asked for kino, this is cinéma
>>64401381
>movie has a circus scene
>"Entry of the Gladiators" starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5csNO3oMrQ
>>64407245
>>64407212
I hate memes
>>64407296
No memes here.
>>64407296
Where do u think u r
>>64407296
>goes on /tv/
>hates memes
literally why
>main character fails badly at doing something really simple and common
>"It Anvil" starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wlznFoCeZI
>Guy has to meet his girlfriend/fiance's family
>She has a male family member who takes playing a pickup game of a sport way too seriously and ends up hurting the guy
MODS ANVIL POSTING MODS ANVIL POSTING MODS ANVIL POSTING MODS ANVIL POSTING
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>64404937
>Bad to the Bone
>Walking on Sunshine
>All Star
>>64407595
>Blacksmith has to meet his girlfriend/fiance's family
>She has a male family member who takes anvil hoarding way too seriously and ends up smelting some weaponry
>>64407296
You can tell that to the kanjiklub
>>64407609
DELETE THIS
>>64401381
>motion picture
>has 1812 Overture
A number of things quickly happen during the climax
>>64407861
like anvil hoarding
e-v-e-r-y-t-i-m-e
>>64407921
I've never seen an Anvilcore film end well
>>64404001
one of the prettiest actresses
>>64404976
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGD3Ukb3Q0
>>64408018
They never play it safe, the critics would crucify themusing nails made with their own anvils
Sequel. Back in Black.
>>64408140
>not knowing how to frogtext
>character chases his victim to eat it
>falls off cliff
>anvil lands on top of him
>>64401381
check em
>>64408229
>>64408173
> sequel
> back in black
>>64405414
Thank you, Christopher Nolan!
>>64408229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7K1SgywkiI
>>64408263
faggg
>detergent commercial
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0PjECSyJ7w
starts playing
>character has sex with another character
>the other character being sex on doesn't like it and begs the character who sexes to stop
>>64408497
It's for smashing open your crab legs
>>64408497
>characters start having sex
>after a while he wants to change position
>she struggles but eventually gives in
>he reaches under a bed and pulls out an anvil
>"would you like this anvil!"
>>64408650
>anvils start having sex
>"metal on metal" starts playing
>>64402756
It doesn't even have to be a christmas/holiday movie at all. It just has to be released in december
>>64408699
I love that song!
anvil
>>64410894
I've got too many as it is!
>>64410965
fuck you, I spilled my white russian on my keyboard
>>64405356
Kek
>>64401381
>recordscratch
>>64402904
dirty bombs part made me chuckle
>go to see latest Snub Pollard kino
>it's another Anvil flick
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0321251/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_18
>>64405356
>>64410990
I could never imagine someone getting off of reading on /tv/.
I need an advil cuz of this meme
I don't have enough as it is
