Somebody told me not to try Googling Johnny Depp of 2015 but I did it anyway and what the actual fuck happened?JUST
That woman is sucking the life out of him.
He looks good for 52
>>64395609
What makes a man turn mexican?
>>64395609
Search for "Johnny Depp drunk" on YT
>>64395609
#MadatMort
It's almost as if people get old.
>>64395609
tv is autistic
>>64395609
He's finally aging.
>>64395715
tbf I'd let her suck the life out of me too kazoku.
>>64395870
dude has urinating problem
look at the floor
How was Black Mass?
If he got a haircut more age appropriate, he would still look pretty damn good, it's the hair style that ages him the most.
>>64395896
Hawt
Did they ever got the dog smuggling settled?
I hope they'll get a good makeup artist for the potc 5 man
Magazine ad from 2015.
>>64396141
Candid picture from 2015.
>>64395609
>tfw that Johnny Depp impersonator from Tim & Eric and Nathan For You looks better than the real thing now
>>64396141
that's a perfume ad.
he drives an old charger/challenger in it iirc
What a surprise, people age eventually. He looks good for his 50's, considering that he looks to be late 30's at most. If you still look young in your 50's then good for you, but I doubt that's gonna happen that way.
>>64396183
he looks smelly senpai desu
is there an age cutoff for bracelets and mascara? its just weird to think this man is older than my father. its like my dad accessorizing
She stole his heart...and his soul.
>>64395609
He looks like 2013 Bruce Campbell.
>>64396583
didnt he dump her
they should be 2g4 though
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
>>64395609
bad haircut, shitty beard and fat, all of which can be fixed desu
>>64396655
From what I understand it was pretty mutual but he took it much harder in the long run.
>"I believe he never really loved Kate Moss. I mean, I love Johnny like a son, but he never was the same. I believe, also know, he belongs with Winona. So many people try to tell him and Winona they should just talk. They never say anything. Winona kept him calm. Kept him cool. Not like out of control. I feel Johnny got arrested because Kate couldn’t stop him from being wild and free. Winona could. There was one night, and Johnny was really drunk, he was shouting ‘Winona! Winona! Winona! with Kate stood right there. They got into a terrible argument. You see, he was so desperately in love with Winona, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time."
- Tim Burton, 1997
>>64396940
why were the two of them so retarded then
they honestly seem like a great couplei'm such a faggot lol
>>64397151
Young people? Doing stupid shit and fucking up good relationships? You don't say.
It's the bittersweet curse of life, anon. You will probably fuck up the first few. You get wiser, and so you'll do a better job later on, but you can never have back the ones you fucked up early on.
>>64397151
In interviews she has said that during that time period she was under a lot of stress, and I think as two hot big stars at a young age, etc, that the public was hounding over them as a couple and it got hard to live like that.
As far as aging goes, all these years later, she is literally glowing and he looks like an old shoe on the side of the road...
>>64395758
he's 28
>>64397333
yeah but she cray cray
also women really do care about looks less than men. you wont believe it but its true, it's mainly about security for them. johnny depp has status and wealth which is what women gravitate too. of course she's wealthy herself but this is a hardwired human trait. if she can be intimate with depp in a way that she cant with anyone else then they should seriously get back together.
also depp's daughter is turning into a real skank/druggie. too bad.
>>64396940
Holy cow what an aesthetic couple. I need to put this on tumblr
>>64396940
>that '90s greaseball look
i'm so glad hair gel is over and done with. hope that shit's not coming back till after im dead
>>64396940
he was ~27 in this pic, she was ~19
that's a sign you're true alpha motherfucker
>>64397580
I think she really isn't as crazy as /tv/ wishes she was; even as the oddball, nerdy, introverted person that she is.
>>64397808
You bet he shattered that hymen like a pirate would too.
>"When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that word.” - Noni
>“Believe me, this Winona Forever tattoo is not something I took lightly…Her eyes kill me“. - Johny
>>64397955
>>"When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that word.” - Noni
>>“Believe me, this Winona Forever tattoo is not something I took lightly…Her eyes kill me“. - Johny
what the fuck? why dont these faggots just get back together already
>>64398522
:^(
>>64398236
I dunno but now Winona's with a more attractive dude named Scott
>>64398604
How to age like the guy
>>64395758
>Johnny in 2014
and him in 2015 in OP
I think maybe it was doing the whitey bulger role, he also stopped drinking for a while.
>>64398604
damn she really does look great...
ive never seen a woman age that well in my life. how old is she now, 40s? incredible. she could pass as 28 in that photo.
of course theres been surgeries, facelifts, botox etc though no doubt
>>64395609
Snorting kilos of coke off ambers buttocks
>>64398693
forgot pic
>>64395609
He looks like a stinky lesbian now and only a few years ago women were crazy over him in pirates of the caribbean.
Just? Definitely.
>>64398735
wow a lot can change in less than a year, they should have filmed POTC 5 then and not after black mass
>>64398731
She really hates needles and has always been opposed to surgery. Shes 43. You can totally tell sometimes on screen; but yeah she's aged wonderfully.
>>64395609
hes 52 and hes fat. he wears 20 layers to try and hide it but the dudes fat. hed look fine if he shed the pounds. he looked okay as whitey bulger
>>64399013
did she have kids too?
if not, that really helps
>>64395609
his parents broke up
>releases the best movie of his career in 2015
>somehow is doing bad
>>64399079
No kids.
It happened to them, it will happen to you.
That's what happens when you get older.
>>64395838
Fucking kek
>>64395609
>>64396583
His mustache looks like pubic hairs just glued on...
>>64397253
>but you can never have back the ones you fucked up early on.
What if he/she was the only you loved?
>>64399013
She stayed out of the LA sun, used moisturiser, avoided botox and surgery, and ate a healthy diet.
A lot of women in hollywood opted for silicone plumping, surgery, botox etc. as soon as they saw the first crow's feet on their faces. Big mistake as the short-term improvement is outweighed by the long-term damage. Goldie Hawn and other monsters are the result.
y'all are going to get older too and you probably wont remember this thread, but I will. And I'll be there. In your closet, laughing at your wrinkly assand masturbating
>>64399841
>stayed out of the LA sun
yep
