Sticky Vicky edition
hi
>>64395021
I'd make Vicky sticky, if you catch my drift, lads ;)
If he doesn't pick megan I'm tracking him down and ramming hedge clippers down his throat
>NO WOGS ALLOWED ON FERNANDOS
Any chicks with hairy arms in this?
>not going for fun size chick
>>64395058
I'd would like to fuck her, if you get me ;)))
emma is gross af
megan top choice
>>64395090
Nah, you've totally lost me.
>All the batty bois turning down Emma
>>64395021
MEGAN
E
G
A
N
>>64395090
i dont quite catch your drift...
>>64395098
fuck off
>Melissa looks just like my ex
it fucking hurts jesus christ
>love at first light
>ella
Ewww
>please select all images with street name signs
>>64395127
>butthurt scotcuck
Scotch bird has a pretty hideous smile
BEDT GIRL GONE
>>64395138
>not turning on the old captcha
Prefer fatties in all honesty lads
>tfw no Milly gf
>>64395135
Ella is fit as fuck
>>64395114
I'd spin her around on my cock the beautiful midget.
>Jock turned off twice in a row
lel should have left the union ya cunts
<3 Megan so much
he'd better look after her or I'll track him down and shove hedge clippers up his arse
>>64395138
>settings
>quotes and replying
>turn on legacy captcha
you're welcome
>>64395138
Just select three of them.
Next guy is a cool black guy that does back flips and shit. All the women want his BBC
>>64395098
Lel no, she is a filthy Glaswegian goddess
The kind of girl who would ask for you to stick it in her arse in the middle of sex
"GOWAN YE CHEEKY GOBBAH. STICK IT UP ME SHITTAH"
Did anyone watch Catch Me If You Can last night?
All these fat girls for what purpose
>11 kids
Mormons are fucking mental. Binned.
>>64395135
She's hot. Better than that fucking hook nosed munter he picked.
>>64395098
Emma is prime slag material, m8. If you took her to Fernandos, you'd be getting your dick wet for sure. I'd just pick the one most likely to give me a cheeky blowie after a night of getting pissed.
>>64395164
>ella
>bitchy face
>halfcast nigger
>fake blonde hair
>slutty dress
>girl he got
>classy dress sense
>pretty face
>nice voluminous hair
ella needs to fuck off
what is this and how do I watch it
>>64395201
>not liking them thick
sucks to be you lad
>>64395138
It's doing my fucking head in. If the really Christmas Captchas suffice, why can't we have that all year round?
>>64395187
>black guy every time shows up
>no lights off in the first round ever
>brits have literal cuck commericals
HOLY FUCK
you really want those refugees to take over dont you?
the girls are all fowl
if there is a interracial coupling on this im going straight to ofcom
>>64395202
>Supporting white genocide
>>64395187
why did you go see it lad?
>>64395201
Low test faggot detected
>>64395201
To filter out the low test faggots
>>64395202
Who's got 11 kids?
>>64395225
*really obvious
>>64395213
>what is this
a tv show
>how do I watch it
with a tv or online
>>64395213
>use Hola.org
>select UK
>go to tvcatchup.com
>select ITV
>>64395238
>TFW your comment gets read on point of view
>>64395243
Yer mate maidstone studios. Was pretty comfy
>>64395229
Reckon it's fear of being seen as racist?
So lads we all watching the gossip too right?
I reckon Megan gets her tits out after 2 WKDs.
>2016
>not using legacy captcha
wew lads
Fucking love the new Bieber album lads, not gonna lie
>>64395287
never watched gossip but i'm up for it
>mini fist-bump feeling
I don't like these hip new terms.
>Nivea
normie advertising
>carphone warehouse
Thought they said Carpet Warehouse
>Sky
pandas lol memes
>Beechams
Good lads desu, defeated my cold this christmas
>Mars
surreal desu
>booking.com
lol wordplay that sounds like swearing lol
>implying they even need to advertise
>RAF reserve
Weekend warriors a shit
>>64395236
What was the ad?
Lads what song would you play as you come down the lift?
>>64395287
lmfao
so much banter in this post
>another fatty
>>64395298
The feeling is a mint song pal
ABBY
B
B
Y
Where the fuck did she come from? She belongs in the hobbit desu lads
>>64395278
I like how Nige has literally become a nobody since his embarrassing defeat at the election.
>pro-ject manager
Northeners are fucking disgusting.
He's not Black, you lied to me.
B L A C K E D
CLAIMING ABBY
>bowtie
>no lights off
Women are retarded
Can't tell if he's half nig or a paki. Either way someone's getting loved tenderly.
>Fat
>Paki
For what purpose
Nigs never pick other Nigs
>Suspenders
>Dickie bow
>Gaz
>No lights off
That's definitely done to avoid being seen as racist.
>>64395328
Teenage Kicks
Fucking Kek
He's dressed like a shoe shine boy.
>>64395314
itv2 it basically shows you what they did in the night, usually man swapping, cuckoldry and a refusal at the bedroom door.
It's worth watching apart from the orange Essex prick on it.
>>64395336
Thanks lad.
>>64395187
How did you know wizard?
>all lights on
Bullshit, obviously not to be seen as racist
>>64395328
we've been over this s m h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8t4zi_uEL0
>black lad gets 0 lights off
JUST FUCK MY INDIGENOUS POPULATION UP
>>64395328
WAKE ME UP
>>64395366
yes he is
>cheeky
that's just code for nigger isn't it
>you will never have 50 girls ready to fight over your dick
>>64395288
>legacy captcha
It's fucking shit
>nigger from notts
Colour me not surprised
>>64395379
>Sheep hair
He's a half-nog.
every one of those mix racing slags are now dropped
>20 lights off as soon as he mentions literally any hobby
Glad they aren't considered racist
>Beckie confirmed for being a total slag
>Gemma confirmed to be a fat paki
>Vicky confirmed to be the memest girl there
>casual racism about nig hair
top kek
>I'm aroused by him because he looks like a sponge
Brilliant.
>keeping your lights on for a young David James.
I hope he takes one of his kind. Had enough race mixing for toinght.
I'd put the poo in Gemma's loo.
>>64395328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6MOiOqd_NQ
>>64395427
No, he's brown or a halfcast. I expected a gollywog you nig nog m8
Why can't white women resist black men? Is it because they're more handsome than white men and are very well endowed?
>>64395468
LET THE CHICKEN... MEET THE MADRAS!
>y-yeah I turned my light off because of his bike
>black girls turned off
Why is this?
>turning him off for being /fit/
What do women even want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
>>64395476
fuck off rasheed
>I'm black
>all lights on
>I like to exercise
>nooooooooooooooooope
Obvious racism. Te fact that nobody turned their light off at the dummy shit is just amazing.
>>64395475
You wouldn't fit you fat cunt.
>yfw his talent performance is sucky an oversized dummy
>>64395328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
Try to be normie as fuck lads
Ring ring pussy
>>64395518
They want their dad. They have issues
>>64395518
Not even they know
>Milly turning mocha nog off
>>64395518
Breh they didn't turn off for his hobbies, it's the ones who don't like nigs but won't turn off as soon as he comes out.
>>64395486
Because Black Men are the only thing White Women can't win an argument again because being Racist is worse than being Sexist.
They basically get cucked themselves.
>>64395530
come on man stop being nasty
>Milly turned off
Based white men only slag
Maybe he does jumps and shit on his bike actuall, I was absolutely wrecked as fuck when I was there
>>64395512
Blacks never go for other Blacks if given a choice
what is this fernandos they keep referencing?
so many of these women are old or haggard
>too weak to do 6 pressups in the same session
PUSSY
Is Charlotte retarded?
>>64395563
No one likes you.
>>64395492
Underrated post
She skipped leg day
Serious question time lads.
Why do most men have interesting hobbies and active lives or actually try to better themselves intellectually or physically whilst girls hobbies are watching the telly, eating and "having a dog".
What are my chances?
>>64395590
check out this yank
Andrea is one clapped out ol' girl.
The other blonde speech defect is a red line for me too
>>64395535
>Tae Kwon Do
It'll be poofy butterfly kicks or whatever they call them.
>Woman in the navy can barely do pushups
This nasty as "women"
>>64395590
The place they have their date
>girl actually afraid of a robbery
Are we watching The Dark Knight after this??
>>64395590
They go to Cyrpus and do a heavily choreographed "date"
>>64395590
It's a fake island, they basically just go on holiday to some place in spain, tenerife or some shit.
is CHICK MADRAS the first meme of this TMO season?
>>64395612
TURNED OFF!
>>64395612
>he's set foot in the hallowed ground of that kitchen
you're in m8
>>64395598
She's an autist like us
this shit is awful
who would turn their light off for that?
>Black flip off wall
>Black flip off railing
>Roll
>Shitty kick
>Reusing the pushups
That was underwhelming.
>>64395156
Turned it on and doesn't seem to work, looks like i'm stuck with the shit pictures one
>Elena
>can't remember if she's a racist who turned her light off or not
>Had to turn my light off
>It's still on
Toppest of keks
>black robber
lol
All these geordie slags
>All the girls are Northern or not from England
Goes to show how desperate and thick the rest of the nation is.
Based Surrey coming through lads.
>>64395611
They don't have to be interesting. They get put on a pedestal for literally anything.
IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL http://strawpoll.me/6432162
AHAHAHAHAHA ANDREA GET FUCKING REKT YOU WANNABE MAN
>That latina with an Irish accent who insists that despite her name she doesn't have any Spanish in her at all
Sure thing, O'Gomez.
>Skips the navy whore
>She claps and giggles
>He goes back and turns it off
This show is top fucking quality.
BIG
>>64395711
Based Berkshire m8
Andrea looks about 40, probably lifts to fill the crippling void of loneliness and hearing her biological clock ticking
>>64395711
Based surreybro
>IT'S A PRANK BRO
>IT'S JUST A PRANK
id do anything to have charlotte
>>64395711
fucking kek, here we go again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15qeGWNtWVU
Surrey here too
wow he kept the retard and the turboslut
MEME'D
please dont steal based charlotte
>>64395737
Looks like she banged a gypo tbqh.
>Charlotte's voice and inability to string together a sentence
BOMB
ESSEX
NOW
>>64395665
Christ it's true
Got mental eyes too
>>64395735
we never do tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ
>Leeds slag
>into black men
Not even surprised
>muh hatfu is gone in the first week
Over/Under 6 weeks to get rid of Gemma?
WHERE DA BLONDE WHITE WIMMINZ AT
>I thought Charlotte's name was Sophie
You can see the regret in her smile now.
Charlotte is mentally ill ngl, he fucked it.
>Charlotte will be made impure with his BBC
charlotte gone
>thought charlotte's name was sophie
What the fuck mang
>accidentally turn off your Love At First Light because you got her name wrong
>admit this to your eventual date
>>64395852
he was lying
pretty based desu
Who's watching the gossip on ITV2 then lads?
>>64395817
Happened with this one a few years ago
Just like to mention that between every take ( 15 mins a take ) like 20 make up people's run on and redo make up top the girls up and touch their hair up. It's pretty ridiculous
Why hasn't Mark Shite been kicked off TV yet, the dull faggot?
What happened to the Mystery Girl option?
Well, same time next week, lads? See you there.
Nice little segway into the Dark Knight now.
>>64395831
She'll die of heart disease within 2.
Casualty on in ten minutes lads
this site wasn't made for you to discuss your britbong garbage
Do you think Charlotte gets chicken madrased?
>>64395834
>>64395852
He's trying to save it by pretending to have meant to write Charlotte but thought it said Sophie on her stand.
She seemed dumb enough she probably forgot it as soon as they were up the stairs.
BIG
Mark Wright lads
>>64395912
Only applies when there's only one girl left. didnt happen this week
well that was fun britfriends
i dont care about the date portion so i'll see you all next saturday
>>64395900
She was my waifu that series
I don't have one this year, are shitskins, fatties or average imo.
Charlotte looks like a proper bunny boiler. The fool should have worn his hipster glasses.
ITV2
T
V
2
>>64395891
can't without signing up to ITV player. Not sure I can be arsed haha!
>>64395917
I feel bad for everyone that doesn't have Julian doing their segues.
Will they ever do a version where the genders are reversed.
>that fat cunt who clapped her asscheeks
>>64395964
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-2/
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-2/
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-2/
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-2/
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-2/
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WATCHING ONLINE, NO NEED FOR ANYTHING BUT TO WATCH.
>>64395956
Best one from any series imo.
What would be your talent lads?
>>64395989
You mean Blind Date?
Who /tsuuu/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uyNZpEd4UA
>>64395989
It wouldn't work. Paddy was on BBC1 breakfast with Grimmy the other week and he said it would never happen
>>64395989
>pornhub
>>64396020
>implying I'd get that far
>tfw ugly
Not sure I can handle how normie this itv2 show is starting lads
>>64395990
I'd clap her arse cheeks.
With my duck.
http://strawpoll.me/6432264
http://strawpoll.me/6432264
http://strawpoll.me/6432264
>>64395927
I'm sick of talking about star wars though mate
>You will never be as alpha as Mark Wright, or have a 10/10 waifu like he does
apology for poor english
when were u when heat legend dies
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring
'heat is die'
'no'
and you?????????
>>64395930
Without a doubt
>>64395990
>Being a low test nonce
>>64395989
What, and just send down 2's and watch 8's fight over them?
The UK is too imbalanced with attractivness.
Average guy is a 6, girl a fat 4.
In somewhere like Slavic states it would have to be the other way around where women are 7 and men are 3.
http://strawpoll.me/6432278
http://strawpoll.me/6432278
http://strawpoll.me/6432278
>>64395990
LOW TEST
O
W
T
E
S
T
This thread is Britain's last stronghold in the sea of American cuckoldry lads.
>>64396020
I'd ask them to bring me a laptop so I could shitpost for them.
>>64395927
Fuck off, Barrack.
What happened to that peng woman that used to host?
>m8s trying to make me go out tonight
Hide me brehs
>>64396064
paddy's missus is something to be looked at s well 2bh
Wew lads, pepe johns order is on the way
>>64395947
Fuck off.
>I kill Thebbus Dreiffer
What did he mean by this?
>>64396154
>not dominos
ya dun goofed my friend, ya dun goofed.
>>64396020
NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW THE BACHELOR THE FROG, ANON IS GOING TO DISPLAY HIS RARE PEPE COLLECTION!
>>64395989
It wouldn't really work, men wouldn't turn off their lights unless the girl was properly repulsive, and nobody wants to see a properly repulsive girl.
>>64395328
Would have to be some normie shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIAPvz6HeI
>>64396131
>m8s
>plural
I don't get the appeal of this show?
A bunch of average looking morons, fighting like a pack of dogs fighting for the last of the scraps, over an equally moronic chav.
Why do you watch this shit?
>>64396020
I literally don't have one.
>>64396162
"Do what? fucking melt"
>>64396154
>>64396176
G-Got my Sainsbury's deep dish ready to go.
>>64396078
Dark Knight is on now m8.
>>64396202
*tips fedora*
>i'm quirky
get fucked my dear.
>>64396241
That's why I posted f.am.
It's like someone asked her to say all things that are repulsive about 21st century women.
Good job.
>>64396202
I just watch it to shitpost on here desu senpai
There's also some decent fap material like ass-clap slag.
>>64396154
>papa johns
Are you rich or something m80?
He sounds like Don Dogging Roobles
think that Southern guy is a genuine poof, he's gone on here to show his mum he's not.
*CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLA...PHRRRRRRRRTTTTT-PARP!*
WHOOPS! SORRY, ANON, I HOPE IT ISN'T THAT SMELLY!
Was the DKR bank prologue scene released before the movie like the plane scene?
>bank manager will never get his own movie
>>64396154
>Not supporting your local chicken shop
Fucking tratior
>>64396222
What a pointless dumb cunt he is.
