Couldn't even finish it.
Within thirty seconds, I began to murmur "flick...flick....flick". I had started shaking with nerves about a minute later. By the time I got to the halfway point, I was yelling quite loudly "FLICK, THIS IS A FLICK, THIS IS A FLICK" and jumping up and down on my couch. Seeing Daniel Day Memeis' face contort on the screen in front of me spitting out faux cinematic fedora dialogue was too much. I got up and walked around my room, waving my arms in the air and blowing raspberries inbetween accusations of "FLICK, FLICK, FLICK!!!!". Eventually, the movie came to an end and I turned the tv off and lied on the floor still blowing raspberries until my mom came in to clean because I spilled my bottle of Black Cherry Faygo on the couch a few minutes prior.
I can't believe I let you guys tricked me into watching this. 'Tis but a flick, nothing more.
IT'S A REDDIT MALE THING
>>64393317
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I DRINK IT ALL UP REDDIT
>>64393379
>>64393384
Reddit loves this edgy, anti religious lowbrow faux cinema.
>>64393317
It has nice cinematography. Me and my wife's son loved it
>>64393317
I like reddit the people over there are nice to me and don't make fun of my favourite movies
>>64394150
MOAR
>>64393317
It's pretty good. Give it another shot
Like The Big Lebowski, it's a movie only Redditors can enjoy.
>>64394243
>>64393317
Good job guys
>>64393637
>anti religious
Yeah that wasn't the point of this movie at all
The movie was a deluded piece of shit.
>>64393317
>buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
Now this is autism
>>64395739
shut up cuck
>>64396734
i saw there will be blood in theaters. easily one of the best movies of the last 10 or 15 years. you have shit taste to be sincere with you
>>64393637
>>64393379
well, this days autists like you people thinks that literally EVERYTHING is reddit now so, who cares anyway?
>>64394150
who is this hymen fireman?
>>64393317
>Four hours of nothing ever happening, capped off by le fahnny milkshake maymay: the movie
>>64396840
>Posts video game reaction images.
>Thinks he is qualified to to discuss cinema
If it can be enjoyed by entry level 16 year olds then it's not real cinema. This is but a fascimile. If you used it as a stepping stone to move away from Finchertino on to more advanced movies then fine, but if you think it's a good film in it's own right then you are infantile about the medium.
>>64393317
You should've taken your autism pills before, anon
