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You just know
>>64359458
Carrie Fisher fucked the entire crew of Star Wars BUT Lucas
Lucas was completely faithful to his wife, which is why when she cucked him he spiraled into a depression so severe he thought the prequels where good ideas
>>64360399
is this why the prequels were so bad?
because he was cucked?
>>64360399
>he made Star Wars backwards
>after being left and having rotted away into an empty husk, he felt he knew what he must do for the prequel's story
>make it all about the downward spiral of a great legend who was manipulated by the wrong people and is now seen as a villain to mimic his own life
>>64359458
damn, she was bangin
>>64360425
Lucas wife fucked the contractor that built Skywalker Ranch while it was being made
how can a man's sanity survive by living inside a giant reminder of your cucking, built by your cuck
>>64359458
how were there no pussy slips in set photos etc!?!?
>>64360399
did she say once that she fucked him?
something like "I hope it was him that I slept with to get the role because if not than who was it?"
judging be what she said publicly I don't think it was just a joke, this quite might be BS though as I'm not sure where I've read about it and how long ago
>>64360553
>Lucas wife fucked the contractor that built Skywalker Ranch while it was being made
>Skywalker Ranch
Cuckland?
>>64360555
There was. Just one. I was given it a few years ago from a Japanese businessman I worked for as a translator in Japan. He was something of a westaboo and thought I would appreciate it because I'm white and like Star Wars. He told me he paid several million yen for it from an underworld connection in California back in the 1980s. I'd never scan it. This one is for me. Just me.
>>64360826
You are a mediocre storyteller, m8.
Just give it up.
>>64360399
She didn't fuck Hamill
>>64360985
prove it fag
I hope she didn't fuck Mark Hamill, he's too pure
>>64360553
Source?
.
>>64361128
Pretty sure Mark Hamill is gay.
>>64361128
my wifes son just got home and went to his room with a girl. should i offer them milk and cookies?
>>64361128
Mark Hamill was already happily married with kids by time he was casted for Star Wars
>>64361264
He has three kids and a wife
>>64361363
That man is beacon of human decency in a world full of degeneracy. God bless
YOU JUST KNOW
>You'll never stick your rock hard cock in Carries young belly
>>64360399
She did sleep with Lucas though, that's how she got the part, she slept with Lucas (or hopes that it was him)
>>64361464
The exact reason he never had much a Hollywood career outside of Star Wars,
>>64359458
Mmm, dat body doe.
>>64361558
Even Portman fucked Lucas
>>64361587
He didn't have much of a career outside of Star Wars because he wrecked his face so he couldn't compete with the likes of Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise for all the dating movies
>>64360399
If by faithful you mean cold and distant then sure. Lucas has always been depressive, and making Star Wars was too difficult for him to get through without getting hospitalized for stress. Lucas has weird emotional issues.
Basically he threw himself into his work, had (has) a huge ego (which is funny since he did fuck all for most of ESB), and ignored Marcia until she threatened to leave him.
Saying she made him a cuckold makes it sound as if he's guilt free for their marriage ending when it was largely his fault to begin with.
>>64361128
She raped him daily.
>>64361478
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64362302
YES
>>64360399
>>64360425
bonjour reddit!
>>64362302
She really was taller? H-Hot
Makes you wonder what would have happened if they went for the friendzone ending in ROTJ since being siblings barely affected anything and it came out of nowhere.
Sure Luke snapped when Vader threatened Leia, and she was shown to be Force senstive in ESB, but both could have gone any number of ways.
>>64362392
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64359458
Flat chested coke head
Mark Hamill/ Skywalker is the biggest c.u.c.k in the universe.
>>64362607
>i-i wouldn't bang that ugly whore! i'm too good for her!
>>64362607
>>64362685
She's a Jew, but she was incredible attractive back then, like death to a maggot.
>>64362685
Her face is ugly.
>>64362671
>married to an attractive woman for over 30 years
>cuck
Kill yourself.
>>64362607
She's both pretty and busty. They taped her tits down in all the Star Wars films because Lucas is weird.
>>64362785
Skywalker you faggot.
TFA is all about him, he wasn't even given a single line in the whole film.
That is the definition of a c.u.c.k
He's a struweltpeter for Harrison Ford.
And you all idolize him, you're the real c.u.c.k.s, you worship a c.u.c.k character, kek
>>64359458
how much cocaine did she do on a daily basis back then?
>>64362905
>She's both pretty
No. Her body is 10/10, but her face is barely 5/10.
>>64363095
>he wasn't even given a single line in the whole film.
>hurrr there won't be 2 more movies after TFA
You're a retard. Stop being jealous over /tv/'s boner for him.
>>64359458
>>64363095
>Skywalker you faggot.
>>64362671
>Mark Hamill/ Skywalker
>Mark Hamill
This is pathetic b8
>>64359458
We never gonna see something like this again.
>>64359458
Id've loved to get in on that tight little fucking bod.
Fuck my gay fucking shitty life.
>>64363171
I think she's pretty.
>>64363308
Praise Progressive, moralistic, and righteous Western civilization.
>>64363171
She had a QT face.
It's a shame she turned out to be such a drug whore trashy woman.
>>64361464
why is hamill considered good while fisher and ford arent
>>64363730
Ford's great and I don't hate on Fisher. Yeah she does drugs, but so do most of us and she's never afraid to speak her mind.
>>64359458
There are no bras in space, white slave!
>>64363842
I don't do drugs
>>64362905
They were taped down because it was uncomfortable and distracting.
>>64364048
Here's your medal.
>>64362607
>Flat
>>64363730
/tv/ generally likes everyone in the original trio, it just likes poking fun at Ford's autism and Fisher's batshittery.
>>64364208
Speaking of that movie...
>>64364283
are there any webms of braless leia around?
>>64363513
>>64363729
Your tastes are shit.
>>64360399
>>64360499
omfg poor george
>>64364387
Okay.
>>64364283
It's a bit nipply out right now.
>>64364275
>Ford's autism
Seriously, why does he look like he hates everything and wants to die?
>>64364387
No yours are
Imagine being Lucas and having to direct THAT.
>>64364387
Body
Carrie > Ridley > Portman
Face
Portman > Ridley > Carrie
>>64364459
he has social anxiety
>>64359458
Just so you know for your information, lucas has fucked every living soul on the planet, sorry to break it to you buddy old pal
>>64361128
This pic always gives me the feels.
So much storytelling in such a simple package.
>>64364459
He just thinks Star Wars is shit and he's repulsed by the fanboy culture it created. Nothing wrong with that. He seems a lot more pleasant when discussing Indiana Jones. Probably because he has more respect for Spielberg.
>>64364509
>Body
>Carrie > Ridley > Portman
Ridley's body is shit though, she has no shape at all.
>>64361660
Maybe he should have changed his name to Tom.
>>64364598
He hated Bladerunner though, nigga has no taste.
>>64364613
At least Ridley is fit.
Portman's body is just there.
https://youtu.be/HSmkxy24iwc
>>64364682
>Portman
>not fit
You're an idiot.
>>64361660
Also because he's too pure and a huge nerd.
>>64364745
You're an idiot.
>>64364786
He has such a 70's cutie face
>>64364387
What is that man doing in the middle?
>>64364794
Great argument, boyo.
>>64364882
Thanks, boyo.
>>64364646
To be fair that production was a nightmare and most of the people on the set were sure it was going to be shit. The first version of the movie also had that horrible voice over that Ford didn't want to do so there's that as well.
>>64364459
He's probably daydreaming about random shit.
I do this all the time and people think I'm depressed or something, no you fuck, I'm just thinking about the hierarchy of ant colonies.
>>64364786
>>64364829
I know right, no homo though. Too bad he got force lightning'd in the face when he got older.
>>64364855
>yfw Daisy Ridley is actually a trap
>>64362392
>pull my finger
>>64364283
gr8 twatcakes lads
>>64364711
Woof.
>>64362487
Redditt i see you. Could you please leave
More pics guys..
>>64362259
Found the woman
>>64362259
spotted the woman in the thread
>>64360399
She did sleep with him though. She also had an affair with Ford
>>64364951
All the time though?
>>64365098
Aren't you a little slutty for a princess?
>>64365167
>>64365180
womanmind
>>64365167
>>64365180
Nah, I just know that Lucas is crazy and obsessive. He's like a caricature of Charles Foster Kane.
>>64362508
>She really was taller?
No, but she still clearly dominated his boypussy.
>>64365265
>maybe
>>64365674
Rey, on the other hand, is actually taller than Luke.
Rey raping old man Luke confirmed.
>>64365098
>>64365675
>now looks older than her 80-something year old mother
What went wrong?
>>64365675
>you will never build sandcastles during a romantic picnic at the beach with a young carrie fisher
>>64365825
drugs anon
they fuck your shit up
>>64365825
HAHAHA O WOW
COKE
NOT EVEN 100 TIMES
>>64361660
He's a character to make the real lead look better
>>64363095
Carrie confirmed has sex with harrison ford on the set of empire. They fucked in the set room closet
>>64365893
>that pic
Han looks like a hideous caveman compared to NH Luke. Stop trying to b8.
>>64365893
>starWars.jpg
Literally fuck off
>>64365825
She gained weight and got old. Life happens when you stop giving a fuck. I don't think she gets much plastic surgery either, which is ready jarring in Hollywood since every woman there has more plastic on their body than I do in my house.
>>64365893
>He's a character to make the real lead look better
>implying Han served any purpose or relevance past the first movie
>implying he wasn't dead weight and worst character by the last one
>>64365978
That's why Chewbacca's there, to make him look normal.
Also, I bet Chewbacca could talk at some point in pre production but Ford got extra lines by having a retard next to him at all times.
>>64359458
Goddamn she had a bangin bod
>>64365978
It's the 70s; the country didn't develop a sense of aesthetics until 1982.
>>64366003
>>64366031
Sorry you plebs don't understand character extensions, and their relationships.
this image
>>64366055
>>64366075
Cocaine bod
>>64366055
Recognize
>>64366101
>m-muh love story's so important
Keep trying, faggot.
>>64365675
What's wrong with that sand it looks so awfully coarse.
>>64360425
>is this why the prequels were so bad?
>because he was cucked?
>the prequel trilogy is literally about love fucking over the entire galaxy
What the fuck do you think?
>>64366155
They're not really on a beach you know.
>>64362671
>>64363095
>>64366055
>>64366101
Autist pls go
>>64366194
But couldn't they bring in decent sand and not fucking gravel?
>>64366151
>>64366225
I'll leave when you say it.
>>64366189
>One autistic prodigy falls in love and drives her away, while building a huge empire and becoming the thing he hates.
Holy shit. How did I not see that? Anakin Skywalker is his self-insert.
>>64365675
Never really had the hots for her but this thread is makin me reconsider
I wish I could have fugged her poopy hole.
>>64360399
>Lucas completely cut Marcia from any credit and money.
>It's been widely acknowledged by the crew that she kept the movies from being complete fuck ups.
If it wasn't for Marcia, Darth Vader would look like a Muslim woman dressed in a Niqab.
>>64366232
No because sand would trigger Vader.
>>64366284
Or, you know, Citizen Kane.
>>64365893
Costanza and Luke a best
Kramer and Chewie are GOAT
Jerry and Han a shit
has lucas ever had sex? none of his children were born as a result of intercourse.
>>64366304
There was a time when many VHS tapes went to shit during her bikini scenes.
Luke is best girl
>>64366321
>Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
Marcia saved us from this, lads.
>>64366338
Well I said Lucas pretty much was earlier in this thread. I think it was this thread anyway.
>>64366358
>none of his children were born as a result of intercourse.
CCC
UUU
CCC
KKK
>>64366358
Yes, but he's a never nude.
>>64365825
drugs, alcohol, cosmetic surgery
>>64366399
Visionary
>>64366018
She looks older than her 83 year old mother, anon. She's 59.
This is the face of drugs.
>>64366399
That would have been cool as shit.
>>64366390
Luke IV had the face, Leia had the body. Skywalker twins best girls.
>>64360985
Hamill's gay.
>>64366399
She's responsible for a lot. The entire trench run sequence was terrible until she reworked it and got George to redo it.
>>64366542I wish
>>64363095
The word filters exist for a reason cancerfag
>>64366536
>tfw I prefer post crash Hamill
>>64359458
Lucas' kids are absolutely disgusting.
>>64366399
No. The idea was that after Vader dies he puts on his helmet and says, "Now I am Vader." It's in the making of ROTJ book during one of the story conferences.
>>64361537
I wish I could have... I bet her cum face was cash
>>64366401
Real life imitating art imitation more art
>>64366626
Luke V is still qt, but Luke VI a shit. Even Luke VII is better than VI.
>>64366678
>BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE
>>64361287
eggs
>>64366724
>Luke VI a shit.
It's that damn hairdo.
I liked how confident he was though.
>>64366678
This is what happens when you give a child anything she wants.
>>64366678
I taught that was Rebel Wilson
>>64362905
>mfw i got my first sexual boner when i realized she wasn't wearing a bra
I was 6 at the time
>>64366678
THICK
>>64366678
Aren't all his kids adopted?
>>64364951
>tfw
>>64366678
FOOT GAME
>>64366626
I like both. Pure fresh faced twink Luke and then the more handsome manly version.
>>64367077
Tell me he doesn't browse 4chan
What does she taste like?
>>64366815
His outfit in RotJ was the best in the series though.
He's like part Jedi, part King of Pop. Those boots were dapper as fuck.
>>64361464
>>64361363
>>64361128
He was indeed an angel in human form.
Too bad ageing fucks everything.
>>64359458
>two fingers slipping inside his pocket
Why did he mean by this?
this is now a qt luke thread
>>64366815
Manlets shouldn't be confident, they should be submissive and easy to take advantage of.
>>64367134
Pussy
>>64361660
What happened to his face?
>>64367205
I-is Han hitting on Luke there?
>>64365207
Ford looks fed up with Fishers arm in his face
Fisher looks like she's trying to stuff her face
Hamil looks autistic
>>64367158
His face structure was perfect. He was lucky to have aged as well as he did after the accident/reconstruction.
>>64367258
Car crash
>>64367234
It's better when they act confident because it makesoverpowering them and bending them over a table even hotter
>>64359458
Guyver thread?
>>64367378
MY NIGGA
his best film tbqh
>>64367234
l-le-lewd
>>64367299
>tfw no Han x Luke reunion in the new trilogy
;_;
>>64367417
Jesus Christ wat
>>64366401
>George Lucas is building a new 262,000-square-foot studio complex in Marin Couny, outside of San Francisco. One catch: It seems to look exactly like the nearby Casa Grande section of Hearst Castle—the ornate architectural folly that inspired Xanadu in the movie Citizen Kane.
You can't make this shit up.
>>64367486
Brian Yuzna strikes again.
>>64367472;_;
![41kNSDcwT+L._SX940_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4yF1kSx.jpg "41kNSDcwT+L._SX940_[1].jpg")
>>64367472
That gif is more romantic than all scenes of Anakin/Padme. The hand grabbing is so full ofrepressedfeelings
>>64366626
I always thought he looked badass in VI, the crash actually made them change his character arc and unintentionally made him more mature by VI
>>64367490
Jesus Christ.
>>64367386
what a cutie
>>64367590
motherfucking slipstream
>>64367370
I like the way you think.
>>64364958
riley looks like a pre pubescent boy , anyone that likes her is in the closet
>>64367708
That was what killed his career and not SWs.
Did people blame him for its failing? After that, he took really odd roles on what I think was a way to distance himself from golden boy Luke.
>>64367472
Luke is so bashful. Is it possible that everyone in the original trio wanted to fuck each other?
>>64366678
>>64367077
Lucas only has one biological kid, and of course it's the one with his current wife. All the others were adopted, which is weird because Katie could pass for being his biological daughter.
![502692390-actor-mark-hamill-is-photographed-with-yoda-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZB20iD0.jpg "502692390-actor-mark-hamill-is-photographed-with-yoda-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>people exaggerate the accident
>he just aged
>his children have his post accident face
Explain this, fuqbois.
>>64367839
They probably did. Or, at least, Mark and Harrison each fucked a hole from Carrie, while sharing a kiss, two or a bit more.
>>64367769
But I like her and I'm out of the closet
Your statement is invalid. Please refrain from making uneducated generalizations in the future.
>>64363730
Ford is fine, he's just a dick.
Which could be good or bad depending on your outlook.
>>64367784
he was great in body bags.
>>64367519
>bryan yuzna
all you needed to say
>>64367922
Her jaw and neck are more butch than Luke's, anon.
>>64367784
I think he realized what everyone was always thinking. We'll never see you as a bad guy unless you remove the face we associate so much with Luke. So he started doing voice acting.
A tonne of fucking voice acting.
>>64367914
>Or, at least, Mark and Harrison each fucked a hole from Carrie
Nah, more like Harrison fucked Carrie while she strap-on'd Hamill.
>>64368031
That has nothing to do with the comment I was responding to
Leia's neck and jaw are more "butch" than Luke as well, anon. (see >>64363171) What's your point?
>>64368047
And he was good at it. He voiced people i didn't know he did voices of for so many years
>>64367082
Prime Carrie Fisher had to be an absolute freak in bed. Hell, she's probably still spry enough to pull off a few moves.
>>64367914
Make UnJUST him self
Carrie undruged her self
Harrison uncaveman him self
>>64367134
Cocaine
>>64360985
I work in the film industry. 95% of young actors and actresses are bipolar sex machines. They all fuck each other. No exceptions.
Carrie Fisher is one of those nice sluts. Those who are just nice people. Not the mean type of slut who would say "ewww" at ugly guys.
>>64368210
Most kids are.
>>64368210
>dem jeans
>>64368108
>>64368047
It's because he's a decent actor, actually, pretty good; so when he is behind the cameras he can shine because no one thinks of Luke or his "sad career".
Guy has more than one - worldwide! - cultural iconic role, a stable family and monetary life, and we are suppose to feel sorry for him, to perceive him as a Joke? Yeah, nah.
>>64365978
Luke was such a pretty girl...
>>64367611
>ywn surprise bear hug Luke from behind >ywn feel your dick rub against the small of his back because he's just that short
>ywn effortlessly lift up his small body and carry him bridal style as he gets flustered and embarrassed
>>64367134
>>64367158
>>64367205
>>64367234
>>64367340
>>64367386
>>64367611
>>64367754
>>64367839
>>64368031
>you will never fuck a circa 1975 Mark in your casting couch as he's desperate for a role
life is cruel
>>64368176
>cokehead princess hides in the "snow" planet
Pottery
>>64368161
She looks very ugly in that picture
>>64367134
Mark and Carrie look so happy together
>tfw you will never ever live such an intense and careless friendship
Why even live
Damn. Carrie Fisher was hot af.
>>64368350
Write him a letter. He's a pretty cool dude.
>>64368331
I wish to be the cat snuggling against Hamill.
>>64368210
Mark is pure.
PURE!
>>64365098
Muh dick
>>64368315
I don't want these feels today, i'm running a fever.
>>64368386
You think he'd reply?
>everyone's gay for Prime Mark all of a sudden
>>64368331
> not posting the turtle flip one
hello reddit
>>64367126
holy shits thatss jett , hes that jedi kid that got killed in ep3 by clone troopers in front of senator organa , leias dadd
>>64368474
You never know unless you do it.
>>64368486
post it nyigah
>>64359458
slave leia was overrated. she had like an old lady's face. it was fucking disgusting. wanting fuck old women is dysgenic
>>64368485
>all of a sudden
![319297cf2de6413ba88c47bf3302f584[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BeJjNS5.jpg "319297cf2de6413ba88c47bf3302f584[1].jpg")
>>64368331
>Mark will never caress yourpussy
>he will never hold you in his arms
>>64368555
hello virgin
>>64368464
get well soon
>>64367708
is this teh sw storie where he pretends to join the darkside to kill the emperor clones?
>>64368084
>Leia's neck and jaw are more "butch" than Luke as well, anon. (see >>64363171 (You) #) What's your point?
That Luke is a better girl than those two whores.
>>64366468
>>64365825
Is that Aggie Cromwell?
>>64368600
thank you.
>>64368621
Well thanks for jumping into the conversation for that useless contribution
please respond to me with more unrelated bullshit
Posting more Carrie
![502692392-actor-mark-hamill-is-photographed-with-yoda-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNE11Aj.jpg "502692392-actor-mark-hamill-is-photographed-with-yoda-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>64368145
>>64367914
Puppet Yoda represent a lot of Luke lusters here. tbqh
