If you lived in the star wars universe, what kind of droid would you have as a companion?
IG-100 Magnaguards.
>>64353265
>>64353184
Ig-88
i would be ded though
>>64353184
does the SW universe have any basic pleasure models?
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Claiming best droid.
>>64353372
Only if you're a baby.
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>>64353184
Claptrap
R2-D2. He's based as fuck and a good friend.
>>64353372
>>64353372
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/BD-3000_luxury_droid/Legends
They've got to have a jerkoff function or something
>ride around on top of a hailfire droid.
General Grievous
>>64353648
Forgot image.
We all know...
>>64353184
BX-series droid commando
>>64353576
This nigga
Punished C3PO
>>64353668
That's not a droid you fucktard.
>>64353553
Why does a babysitter have built in blasters?
>>64353707
C-3PX?
>>64353184
>>64353721
>a droid with some organic parts left over
>not a droid
>>64353796
The only correct answer.
>>64353734
For blasting.
>>64353372
Why do you need pleasure robots when you've got flesh and blood sex slave humans, twileks, and torgrutas?
ooba
ooba
>>64353829
You can program the droid to shut the fuck up on occasion.
>>64353721
Wtf is he then? The only organic parts he really has left are his eyes.
>>64353811
a droid is a robot Grievous is a cyborg
>>64353503
That thing should be in the pound.
>>64353878
>Implying you can't back hand a bitch to shut her trap.
>>64353902
No, he's a droid like every other droid. Back to Wookiepedia with you.
I'd bring my waifu.
>>64353926
Nah, just sets them off more and they get more shrill and speak faster. Then some asshole downstairs calls the cops and it's that shit all over again. Gotta explain to your boss that you didn't come in on monday because the bitch had you arrested again.
...it's just a fucking pain...
BB-9
>>64353898
a cyborg
>>64353957
Luke skywalker is a cyborg.
Is luke skywalker a droid? no.
Grievous is a cyborg
Is general Grievous a droid? no.
You're retarded.
>>64353668
>>64353721
>>64353811
>>64353898
>>64353902
>>64353957
I'd he started off organic and is now more machine than man, he's a cyborg.
From the wiki:
>Grievous was the Kaleesh cyborg Supreme Commander of the Droid Army of the Confederacy of Independent Systems for most of the Clone Wars.
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>>64354009
They're your slaves, not your wives you fuck. Storm Troopers would show up and punch them in the face for talking back to their master.
Having slaves in Star Wars is awesome, because not even the most powerful beings in the force will do jack shit to free them, unless one of your slaves turns out to be force sensitive. If that's the case, just free it and give it to the Jedi. They'll make sure it doesn't come back to fuck your shit up.
>>64354100
>Luke skywalker is a cyborg.
He's a human. His arms doesn't change that, just like eating an apple doesn't make you an apple or putting on a coat turns you into a jacket.
>>64354124
>From the wiki:
Like I said, fuck off with that shit. Not canon, just plain autism of the most ridiculously stupid calibre. Place should be nuked like the rest of EU.
>>64354312
>>From the wiki:
>Like I said, fuck off with that shit. Not canon, just plain autism
You're the only autist here. The literal definition of cyborg is "a person whose body contains mechanical or electrical devices and whose abilities are greater than the abilities of normal humans".
BB-8
Come at me.
>>64354312
It's in TCW you fucking retard
Neck yourself
>>64354312
>just because you have a cybernetic arm does not mean you're a cyborg.
>the wiki
The EU and all that shit has nothing to do with this, general grievous thinks with an organic brain. You can see his guts just before he gets nuked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfF0ibbxZ8
>>64353693
Yep.
>>64353796
godtier dialogue
>>64353184
An astromech. R2 series, preferably.
>>64353734
That particular droid was the nanny of the Solo kids in the old EU. So it was to protect high value wards from potential abduction.
>>64354664
kinda weird how oscar isaac only made robots with tiny tits
>>64354834
Its so he could fuck them. Didnt you watch the movie.
>>64354834
He has patrician taste
>>64354983
I know but why did he make them with small tits only.
>>64354834
Nigger detected
>>64355023
faggot detected
>>64354655
>yfw Lando actually made droids like these
We'd go everywhere together. It would roll around and I'd pet it and it would make happy chirpy noises and then someone would threaten us and it would spring into action.
Droidekas are best ekas.
>>64353796
Come to post this
>>64355921
what about the budgetary restraints
>>64355983
I'll build one out of scraps from the no doubt vast junk yards full of trade federation crap.
>>64353184
protocol droid set to meme in over 5000 languages
I like those bunny like droids you see a lo tin the 3d animated clone wars series mainly serving people.
>>64353184
Do I need to fight people? Destroyer Droid
For farming , R4D5 with a fresh motivator.
If I am a fighter pilot, BB series dreoid
>>64353957
It has a fucking heart.
>>64353184
R5-D4, otherwise known as Skippy The Jedi Droid.
It's a fucking jedi droid, do you need more explanation?
