I CAN'T PUT ON WEIGHT
>>64350882
TOP
MEME
That's silly.
They should have just had her have the same condition I have, where something about the thyroid/metabolism makes me feel no hunger until I'm literally starving to death. Then again, she could just take a pill for that.
Is this the replacement spergfu thread?
fug
I need to watch this movie again
Rooney is for ronery fags oh god hold me Patricia I cant take it anymore
>>64350986
It's never revealed wether she truly has such a condition; it's just what she says. She only eats one happy meal every few days and smokes a few cigarettes; she's not gonna be a big girl.
desu senpai I am thin as fuck just because I am always busy and never feel very hungry. I don't get people that say it is so much easier to gain weight than lose it from my perspective. I can just not eat and I won't feel hungry, but to eat I have to put all this effort into cooking and then eating when I don't feel like it
>>64350986
NICE BLOG FAGGOT
>>64351096
Don't turn this into a waifu thread man, keep it meme.
>>64351068
Thanks. I worked really hard on it.
>>64351096
because they're all tranny sjws who just want to look at black penis all day. Cuck porn racebait thread? Janitors are nowhere to be found. Rooney thread? Watch how fast they spring into action.
Which version do i watch of this movie?
I wish I had a woman that couldn't put on weight. Then again, I'd rather have a girl with a little bit of chub than stupid facial piercings.
>>64351169
sweden
>>64350882
Let's make I CAN'T PUT ON WEIGHT threads the stealth Rooney threads from now on.
>>64351169
roon roon version of course
I was one of you for about a year after this movie came out. By the time the Soderbergh shit came out I was over Roons. Sad but true. Still love the movie though.
Because Fincher's TGWTDT will always >>>>>>> Oplev. I don't necessarily blame the latter, it's nothing against Noomi, and Fincher's version was far from perfect too... some of HIS calls were the most cringeworthy lines in the film. But it still shits all over the "original."
>>64351169
The one that has rooney in it of course, you cunt
>>64351169
Funny how that pic just proves how shitty Sweden's own version really was, Lisbeth made fun of her girlfriend's stupid dog collar in the book and then they go and dress her in that 4edgy9me shit.
>>64351169
Merican version
>>64351169
Swede here, go for the American one. You can actually feel the cold and atmosphere in that one, whereas in the Swedish one they have Nyqvist fucking rubbing his arms like he's in a fifth-grade theatre production.
high metabolism doesnt even exist
>>64351575
lol
>>64351575
haha what a loser XD
>>64351575
He's making it 200 times worse than it would be by overreacting and forcing the aggressive Roonposting out of control. He knows how easy it is for a clique of determined shitposters to dig their heels in and force something, because that's how cunny exists. The same thing will happen to Roon as it slips through his pathetic cuck fingers.
He also can't even ban us either because he's just a faggot janny. He has to get the mods permission first LEL.
>>64351619
Here's your reply fat ass
>>64351575
Holy shit you are mad.
This is what you do with your time? Rage impotently at the 4chan modding team because your fat ass can't post ugly actresses?
>mfw everyone tells me to watch the american version because its better but both swedish and american version get identical scores on RT and IMDB
>>64351675
It's honestly hilarious how inept the jannies are. Like they have no concept of how things go on this board
>>64351734
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64351696
It doesn't tho, I remember reading many times that metabolism differences between most people are negligible.
It's all about calories in, calories out.
>>64351776
I have no idea where 90% of their decisions are coming from. It's literally a neckbeard power trip.
>>64351394
yeah but lisbeth was 'edgy as fuck' regardless in the fincher version
dont know how that rooney moron character could ever be laughing at someone else for being 'edgy'
holy shit tgwtdt is literally edge: the movie
>>64351575
One mod is a SW fag, probably mad that his British slut waifu isn't as popular as Roon.
>>64351749
>RT
>IMDB
Go watch the Fincher version.
>>64351921
I'm going to be writing to Hiro tonight. We'll get this situation sorted out.
>>64351984
>Dear Hiroshima,
>The hotpocket-eating janitors keep deleting my waifu pictures. I would like this to stop.
>Please respond,
>Anonymous
>>64351879
Fuck you faggot you'd look like Jabba the Hutt if you ate as much as I do
>>64351983
anybody else fucking adore the aesthetic/cinematography of fincher's movies? the editing is also superb, they're so fucking slick just to look at alone
>>64351169
The English one, it's closer to the book. All though the rape scene in the original is more brutal.
>>64352061
>>64352061
Skinny people overestimate how much they eat, fat people underestimate it. I doubt you eat as much as you think.
>>64352058
>he can't tell the difference between meme posting and waifu posting
Back to Reddit, no fun rulefag.
>>64352267
I wish I over estimated 2bh
>what I'm eating right now
>>64352348
>Dear Hiroshima,
>The hotpocket-eating janitors keep deleting my meme pictures. I would like this to stop.
>Please respond,
>Anonymous
>>64352394
That's a small meal to a fatty
>>64352410
>people are posting memes
>on fucking 4chan
Holy SHIT thank god you were here to put a stop to that
I'll just start attaching random roons to my posts from time to time. See if other people join in.
>>64351749
Most of the bad Fincher reviews came from faggot brits who hate everything America, you probably can't even find one that didn't use the phrase "pointless remake," they didn't even talk about how beautiful Finchy's looked because they hated it before they even saw it.
>TFW she looks like Tom Hiddleston
>>64352394
This makes me feel better about myself
>>64351308
the two movies don't even compare to each other. the swedish original is a cheap TV-movie and the US remake a 90million dollar david fincher movie.
sure, noomi rapace is a good actress and arguably looks more like book lisbeth, but that's about it.
>>64352394
How long do you spend eating that, though?
I eat regular-sized meals, but I do it over a period that's twice as long as normal people and fatties gobble it down in two seconds.
>>64352394
and? thats nothing. i ate 2 sausage and cheese biscuits, 2 chicken breasts, and a large sweet tea from bojangles for breakfast this morning. just for breakfast. then i had teriyaki chicken and rice with double meat for lunch. probably over 3k calories an i'm still going to eat dinner. you skeles are as delusional as fatties
>>64352394
>eating at restaurants that sound like stripper names
do Americans really do this?
>>64353092
In what way did she look more like book Lisbeth, other than maybe the tattoo? I disagree. And neither actress really captured the feel of book Lisbeth to me. She was lighter at times.
>>64352394
There better be a Chik in there or you're doing it wrong
>>64353340
you can argue that rooney mara is a little bit too pretty.
>>64353418
Waifuists would. I wouldn't. She can be cute at times, other times she looks terrible, like op pic/scene. Even Fincher talked about how she can almost channel Audrey Hepburn AT TIMES, but definitely not all the time. She was younger then too, never looks as cute anymore to me.
What's the deal with Rooney being autistic?
>tfw swedish and watch the swe version
>>64353574
well I'd say you can take a bad picture even of good looking people or pause a movie at the wrong moment.
>>64354498
Oh, Roon-Roon. You and your goofy expression.
>>64353574
>She can be cute at times, other times she looks terrible
You just described almost every human being
>>64353574
>Even Fincher talked about how she can almost channel Audrey Hepburn
Biopic when? ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFVQnT6whdQ
>>64354683
Nah, her far more so than others, like even her sister. Back when she was my momentary waifu I would get frustrated by how many terrible photos existed of Roons vs cute ones. She's never been terribly photogenic. JMO. Audrey Hepburn looked cute in most of her prime photos, yet I can only point to like 3 or 4 of 100 type ratio where Rooney looked like Audrey, back when Mara was younger and had the short hair mind you, she doesn't even look that great on film anymore to me.
>>64354498
She looked terrible in that entire scene at the police station. Tbf Fincher might have said she was sick during that day filming on his commentary...
I know 2 girls who literally are literally her. Same facial expressions, EXACT same voice. I think they're autistic.
>>64350882
>pissed off /fit/izen
>>64355449
where on the spectrum?
>>64355649
AMA SHOOT THE WHOLE LOAD, HOLD ME FAGGOTS, FITIZEN HERE, CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS INFORMATION.
>>64355649
jeff pls
>>64355745
>>64351619
>this is what fat people actually believe
>>64355700
And why are your 'Merican niggers so fat?
I'm used to seeing media pictures of fat american white males and fit american niggers with six packs.
I come to Atlanta to visit, and EVERY SINGLE NIGGER IS MORBIDLY OBESE. I mean need a cart to wheel around obese.
WTF?
Is this what most of america is like?
>>64352394
>3 sliders and fries
>>64356382
Excuse me, I'm Swiss. I don't appreciate being called an American. I've just learned their language sufficiently to win literary prizes, but I haven't learned their table manners. I'm a fitizen, after all.
>>64356382
>Is this what most of america is like?
You've been watching to much liberal American media anon.
Here's some facts:
Adult Obesity
African Americans have the highest rates of obesity of any race.
African Americans on average have 51 percent higher prevalence of obesity compared with Whites.
53% of African American women, 36% of African American men are obese compared to 42% and 32% for whites.
>>64356526
>African Americans on average have 51 percent higher prevalence of obesity compared with Whites.
All that laziness and fried chicken will do that to a people.
>>64356593
- fried chicken was fed to slaves because very calorific and easy to make
- watermelons were fed to slaves because easier to transport than water and very hydrating
Literally, Ameriblacks love slave food and their ebonics is 100% Southern accent, which they inherited from their masters.
Literally redneck accent. Isn't that hilarious? They'd rather speak like their former owners, hillbillies and redneck shits, than speak "too white", AHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Please make some OC about this and share on "social medias".
>>64356526
>African Americans have the highest rates of obesity of any race.
>African Americans on average have 51 percent higher prevalence of obesity compared with Whites.
>53% of African American women, 36% of African American men are obese
What happened to the Big Buck Nigger myth?
This is dissapointing. I want my niggers in shape with 10 inch BBCs. Not fat, obese shits who's so out of shape they cant sustain a proper erection for me.
This is highly disappointing!
>>64354287
>tfw Swedish and watching the American version with Swedish subtitles
It gets confusing as fuck with the Swedish accents and all the signs and shit being in Swedish, fooling the brain into expecting the subtitles to match the spoken words.
>>64356763
Also, and this is 100% true but rarely mentioned: black genetics are worse than white's: they are more likely to be vulnerable to many diseases and genetic conditions than white people are. Absolute fact.
Don't race-mix if you care about your children.
>>64350882
SS+GOMAD
>>64356707
I love how SJW's are have started saying that a lot of southern slang like "ain't" is a black thing and white people shouldn't use it. They really have no culture of their own so they just steal shit from everyone else and pass it off as their own.
>>64357044
>>64356979
>black genetics are worse than white's
Not sure if its genetics or behavior:
From the NAACP:
When we look at HIV/AIDS by race and ethnicity, we see that African Americans have
More illness. Blacks (including African Americans) account for about 13% of the US population and about half (49%) of the people who get HIV and AIDS. The AIDS case rate per 100,000 for African Americans was more han 9 times that of Whites in 2005.
African Americans are 13% of the population; nearly twice that many die from heart disease each year.
African American men are 30% more likely to die from heart disease than non-Hispanic white males.
Blacks are 1.5 times more likely to contract diabetes than Whites 43% of African American women, 39% of African American men suffer from hypertension (CDC)
African Americans have the highest rates of obesity
51 percent higher prevalence of obesity compared with Whites 53% of African American women, 36% of African American men are obese.
>>64351619
actually i can't put on weight. I eat a lot. I mean, usually double dose than everyone else around me.
195 cm, 85-90 kg, depends on how much I ate that day + water
Started to hit a gym, got a diet to put on weight, doesn't really work well, so my weight goes up only when i build some muscle mass. Stopped gym for a month, everything went back where I started.
Sucks
>>64357219
>actually i can't put on weight. I eat a lot.
You don't.
How many calories do you eat per day?
>inb4 "I don't count"
>>64356492
>1 pound of water - weight 3800 calories
That's the joke
Can't they just write it in kJ?
>>64357133
>SJW's
>don't realise that "ain't" comes from rednecks
>don't realise niggers learned to speak English with rednecks
Also, dreadlocks are Polish originally. Centuries ago, till the late 19th, they had dreadlocks. That's right, even dreads are white.
>>64357350
>Can't they just write it in kJ?
No, because calories work better for nutrition, everything's built around it. That said, kj are always shown next to cals on food, so there ya go.
Better than the Led Zeppelin version?
https://youtu.be/mVLJkIZvFlo
I like this version more because the female singer moaning at the end of the song sounds like Rooney Mara having a really strong orgasm
>>64350882
how do i get a gf like her
serious replies only pls
>>64357404
Dreadlocks come from india
Poland has contributed nothing historically
>>64351169
The og gersion.
>>64357625
>Poland has contributed nothing historically
>Polonium
Are you serious? Marie Curie, idiot? No? And that's ONE person.
post the still of her where she's in her skivvies
>>64357753
BTFO
T
FO
KUUUUUUUUUUUUURWAAAA
>>64357625
>Poland has contributed nothing historically
You're not running your mouth anymore, are you, dumb shit Ameritard.
Poland has contributed more to science than your fat ass ever will. Fuck right off back to McDonald's, you moronic imbecile.
>>64357919
yeah I bet half of your family is plunging toilets in mcdonalds at this very moment pollock
I have to agree, Poland is pretty shitty
>>64350882
>tumblr pandering
really?
>>64357517
prowl autist forums devoted to a single niche subject, like how to make the monster under your bed go away when big sis is away shooting a movie
>>64350882
CAN'T
>>64358357
I need a Rooney/Kate pasta about that now
>Rooney said in an interview that in her early 20s when she was just starting out as an actress she moved to Los Angeles to live with Kate
>Rooney and Kate lived together in LA for a few years
The memes we missed
>>64351983
Sweden doesnt look like that...
>>64357457
sounds like typical Fincher movie trent reznor. did I guess right?
>>64354961
sorry. that role has already been filled.
>>64353092
how the fuck do you blow 90 million dollars on a film that at it's most fucky fucky involves people running around
>>64360161
Fincher does a billion takes and wastes entire days on one set up. His shooting schedules are as autistic as roon roon. Probably why she loved working on that film so much.
>>64360051
oh gosh, is that bunheads :3
>>64351169
The Noomy Rapeface version is waaay better...
>>64360296
you mean the best cancelled show of all time? of coursh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgkdS5jfvko
>>64360459
> those qt muscles
man I bet she could give a brutal handy
>>64360161
Ridiculous detail and perfectionism.
>>64350951
why is she so angry
>>64352394
that's nothing, that's one big meal, you're overall calorie intake is probably very small
>>64361254
Conan asked her if she ever goes outside.
>>64350882
Grimes?
>>64355649
oh GOMAD
was this the /fit/ ruse of the century?
>>64361451
yes
>>64350882
I have a friend that drinks slimfast after every meal in order to not lose weight. Like, decent regular sized meals followed up by ~500 cals in order to not die. It's so crazy
>>64361627
How skinny is he?
>>64362186
2skinny
It's not my fault I'm skinny, FUCK.
>>64350882
this is the best thread on /tv/ right now.
what a dissappointing start for 2016
>>64362882
Rooneyposting V2 is the best thing to happen to /tv/ in ages.
>>64363174
yes thats true. but the distance between all the other threads is just atrociously high.
its like /tv/ is right now this one thread
also is it just me or is it that she is morphing more and more into her sister?
>>64363314
Honestly all I ever see when I look at her is Sheldon Cooper in makeup and drag.
>>64363314
She's morphing more and more into a lesbian.
>>64363378
stupid sexy sheldon
>>64360459
>>64360516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQavQroe8yY
YOU MEAN
>>64363624
