GENERAL!
>>64350524
Looks like bennedick cumabatch.
>>64350546
That's because he's an alien.Cumberbatch, that is.
>>64350546
indeed
![char_11106[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ODrjGmN.jpg "char_11106[1].jpg")
>>64350524SCALES
>>64350524
KENOBI
>>64350524
why did he yell? the general was just trying to hold himself accountable.
Fuckig awful wholly unoriginal design
Did jackshit in the movie but is suppised to be some big badass?
They shouldnt have even showed him in the first movie. Him and Maz were the worst parts of the flick. Amateur
>>64350524
Totally Darth Plagueis I mean just look at the similarities XD am I right guys?!
>>64350981
>why the long face
>>64350981
>that alien design
I sometimes wonder if what makes me love Star Wars is just how carelessly retarded it is. Being this creatively indifferent takes skill and a certain lack of dignity.
>>64350524
SNAKE!
>>64351228
>Being this creatively indifferent takes skill and a certain lack of dignity.
George designed the species so you should really know that what you said is especially redundant
>>64350758
>Him and Maz were the worst parts of the flick.
These two, coupled with "le bigger death star" meme completely ruined the movie for me. TFA is obviously just a popcorn flick, but how could they mess it up so bad? Fucking Jurassic World was better.
>>64350981
it's not canon that Plaguies is a Muun
Plaguies could be a gungan for all we know
>>64351009
Underrated
>>64350981
Its luke in disguise
>>64351552
he could change his shape with sith magick or some shit
knockoff empire
knockoff vader
knockoff tarkin
knockoff emperor
what the fuck were they thinking
General Ayy Lmao
>>64350758
In the concept art his face was a lot more broken and he looked sadder.
Now he's literally just Voldemort.
>>64350758
I didn't understand what was the purpose of Maz in the movie. I've seen that she's supposed to be a female Yoda, but she clearly isn't.
>>64351552
>Plaguies is a Muun
What does that semen snorter have to do with this?
>>64351782
Care to share?
>>64350981
When I shouted Plagueis he looked at me
>>64351228
this made me laugh so much
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MO-CAP AND GO FULL AYY LIKE PIC RELATED
>>64351891
>>64351857
>Yoda: "When gone am I, last of the Jedi you will be. But there....is another..."
>Luke: "My sister..?"
>Yoda: "...Who? Talking about pirate queen Maz Kanata I am. She is an over one thousand years old Force sensitive who refused to be trained. Convince her you must to so do something in Episode VIII."
>>64351719
Better Empire
Better Vader
Better Tarkin
Better Emperor
>>64350981
Yes
>>64351986
Empire is all about human racial supremacy.
To have an ayy lmao in charge wouldn't work.
>>64351986
Because it's the corpse of Vader or Palpatine
>>64351999
I like the second one, like he's a dusty old relic of a sith that could only emerge once all the bigger players were dead. fuck the boring ass voldemort/azog cross we got instead.
>>64352080
Fuck off JJ, all you did was take a "better" dump on Star Wars than the prequels.
>>64351719
hey, shhhhh.
It's okay.
See, this is what they call a "soft reboot".
The "soft" means they get to assume you are familiar with the previous films, thus obviating the need to establish setting or character.
The "reboot" means they don't actually have to come up with a new story.
This way they don't have to do anything new or interesting while putting in minimal effort and it's still a great film!
Get it?
>>64352080
George's influences - Kurosawa, Flash Gordon, Campbell, Jung, Ben Hur, Citizen Kane, Spartacus and so on
JJ's influences - Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6
>Anon, what was the big hologram guy called? "Snood" or something?
>Snoke?
>Yeah, that's a dumb name
>I don't know, I think it works in the universe
>If I managed to think it sounded like "Snood" then it's a dumb name
Did my gf have a point?
>>64352080
>better Tarkin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
all are wrong but this one was just silly. be more subtle next time kiddo
>>64352414
Yes, she does. It is a stupid name, so is The Force Awakens (doesn't seem asleep in Kylo at all), so is Starkiller, so is Hux (Adlous Huxley?), so is First Order (since it comes second to the Empire anyway) so is the Resistance, since they're not resisting, they're fighting the FO aggressively.
>>64352375
>George's influences - Kurosawa, Flash Gordon, Campbell, Jung, Ben Hur, Citizen Kane, Spartacus and so on
and then
>George's influences when making the prequels- Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 and trying to outdo Ridley Scotts movies
ftfy
>>64352375
JJ did a great job with the look of the movie. It look's more like ralph mcquarrie's original artworks than the original movies. It still has the feel of 70s retro-futurism.
>>64350981
Is that Adam Driver?
>>64352736
The designers did a decent job.
And then JJ fucked things up with his stellar shaky cam and lens flares.
>>64350981
The guy that could manipulate life and death?
That would be so fucking cool
>>64352736
That's the problem.
It's meant to be set 30 years later.
I disliked plenty of the prequel aesthetic (and loved some parts) but it definitely had its own feel of a different time.
>>64352750
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're going to contribute to the thread.
>>64352080
>Better Tarkin
Pussywhipped Nazi was a shitty replacement.
>>64351982
bendthatdick cuminbitch
>>64351982
You know, Bendydick Cumonback
![Jjportrait[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l6YLwQh.jpg "Jjportrait[1].jpg")
>>64351552
>Plaguies could be a gungan for all we know
Let's not be hasty now. Meesa positive Plagueis could NOT be a Gungan. He's probably anything BUT a Gungan.
>>64354018
when was jar jar in the clone wars animated show?
![tumblr_ngr5yxbh5P1svo87uo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3rbiL3Q.jpg "tumblr_ngr5yxbh5P1svo87uo1_400[1].jpg")
GENERALI BRING YOUCORN!
>>64352375
just shop it in already
>>64352818
The prequels were set in the end of an age of decadence. Between them and episode 7, the galactic government was made useless, taken over by an evil empire, dissolved, and then destroyed again when the empire fell. No one has the resources to continue all that fancy-ass shit, except for the empire, who used them to build giant space ships.
>>64352811
>The guy that could manipulate life and death?
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>>64352080
Better Sheev?! More like knock-off Sheev. Back to Reddit you go.
>>64354350
What's up with the recent meme of calling Palpatine "Sheev"? What does Sheev mean and where does it come from?
>>64354538
His name is literally Sheev Palpatine.
>>64354334
It's not something the jedi would tell him, anon.
>>64354596
Really? When do they ever say that in the movies? They always call him Emperor Palpatine or Senator Palpatine. I didn't even think he had a first name, like they just wrote a last name and figured that's good enough...
In any case, people shouldn't be so familiar with such a respectable fellow.
>>64350524
TELL THAT TO KANJICLUB
>>64354538
>does not know characters names
Jesus bro. Sheev is literally his first name, it is not a meme. Go check wookiepedia you fag.
>>64354708
>Darth Sidious was a human male Dark Lord of the Sith who served as the last Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and as the Emperor of the Galactic Empire. Sidious, born Sheev Palpatine, was trained in the dark side of the Force by Darth Plagueis.
>>64351719
>thinking
They probably didn't even got here.
>>64352414
It sounds like a dogs name. How does it "work in the universe"?
>>64351857
Don't have any actual ideas? Just change the gender of an old character and call it a new one.
>>64354787
That wasn't in the movies though.
>>64355108
You know the clone wars cartoon is canon right?
>>64355161
Disney said that all EU material outside the movies themselves are non-canon, so no.
>>64352599
>Adlous Huxley
Adolf Huxler. Did you see his speech? Very subtle JJ.
>>64355161
Yes but that anon was asking if they said it in the movies and you just ignored him quoting the wiki, anon.
>>64350524
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>"You know what they say, General....where there's Snoke, there's ire"
Jesus christ really?
>>64355225
Incorrect, they specifically said that the ongoing series was canon.
>>64355311
I did answer, I implied it was said in the canon clone wars cartoon.
Thus I also implied it was not said in the movie. I assumed my meaning would be inferred.
>>64350732
Is Grevious a robot? I never got that
>>64350732
wait
since when Grievous has 6 fingers
>>64355469
Cyborg, like robocop
>>64355469
He is basically a darth vader. Once alive, now kept alive with a robot suit as his knowledge and skillset was, like anakins, legendary.
>>64350524
You guys think Snoke is the force ghost of Plagueis?
>>64355469
Half alien half robot, they made him a robot to save his life. Not that different from Vader.
>>64355161
He's never called Sheev in the clone wars cartoon, it was explained in the novel Tarkin
>>64355748
It was first used in the novel tarkin, and it has since been used on the clone wars cartoon.
>>64354159
A couple Season 1 episodes for sure
>>64355998
Are you sure ? I watched the six seasons a few months ago and i don't remember him being mentioned as Sheev
sorry for english but why is voltemort in star wars?
SUPREME LEADER
>>64355225
The movies, The Clone Wars movie, The Clone Wars TV show, the Rebels TV show, and all future books and comics (unless stated otherwise) are canon
>>64351982
Bananadick Cucumberbitch
>>64355586
George is such a fucking stupid shit. He literally writes in a cool-looking cyborg just for the sake of it, and doesn't even realise that how easily he could use it to foreshadow Anakin's fate.
>>64352080
It's treason then
>>64351552
Wait, gungans? I thought they were called goongas.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BjBOZ2Q.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>64358693
Wait, goongas? I thought they were called boohbahs.
>>64359396
>Wait, goongas? I thought they were called boohbahs.
>OOBA
>>64351719
"Holla holla get $$$" - Disney
>>64355469
An explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4
>>64359528
>OOBA
What did Lucas mean by this?
Does Snooke look like skull face to anyone else?
What are the best books/comics for more Sheev content?
>>64359881
Remember the ayy lmao
>>64360053
SUCH A LUST FOR THE FORCE
>>64360053
>5 minutes of pure silence
What did Kojima mean by this
>>64359990
I'm not super well read but there's a short story called Orientation with good Sheev material, as well as the novels Tarkin and Lords of the Sith
>>64350654
SQUACK KRAZOA PALACE
>>64360053
WHOOOOOO
>>64351982
Beneficial cucumber
>>64360100
He was emulating his experience with conversations at parties.
