Anyone have a link?
>>64348110
its not on for another 2hrs 45mins lad
>>64348142
im aware, just wondering if anyone has a method.
>>64348110
Is this any better than the RDJ movies? I liked those.
Is the screencap floating around about the series any true?
>>64348346
The last 3 seasons are a modern spinoff set in 2010s, so its not really comparable to the RDJ movies, it is a great series and you should watch them.
This one off episode is going back to the 1850's
OP here found a stream of BBC one, will be a good watch.
stream2watch co /live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
>>64348177
nope
>>64348177
Lol just watch it on the beeb what are you a johnny foreigner or something, m8?
>>64348668
thank you familia
They're releasing it in cinemas in mainland China and Taiwan next week. I saw an advert in a bus stop in Taiwan when I was out there last month. Madness.
eastenders is sick
>>64351015
90 min. tv show in cinemas?
L O L!
>>64351772
They are adding 25 minutes of extras, the Chnese cinema running time is 115 minutes.
>>64351772
It's out on Monday. There will be a dubbed version and a subtitled version. The show will be followed by a behind the scenes special feature.
>>64352239
In that get-up, Cucumberbatch actually looks the part.
I haven't bothered watching previous Sherlock stuff, although I've seen a little bit. Moffat's not going to pull some bullshit meta twist where this episode ends up linking back to the actual thing, is he? Presumably I can watch this as it's own self-enclosed thing.
Any torrent yet?
Can't believe that new Sherlock episode is airing and all everyone cares about is that childrens space opera.
>>64352377
it hasn't aired.
stream2watch co /live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
starts in 6 minutes.
>>64352324
The new stuff is garbage anyway. I'd say there's around a 95% chance they're going to put some dumb link in, Moffat is one of the worst writers in recent years.
>>64352942
any other streams? that works only for brits
>>64352324
They said it will further the plot in some way so expect it to link back to the main story in some way.
>set in the Victorian age
What's the betting pool for the first nigger sighting?
I'm turning it off the second a chocolate man shows up in a fucking period piece.
>>64353020
works in australia mate.
starting in the next minute, get in here.
stream2watch co /live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
this isnt sherlock
fucking sort it out bbc
Anyone actually excited for this? Feel like I've already seen it and it hasn't even started yet
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/06/bbc-one.php
Bravo Big Black Cocks.
>>64353228
that one sets off my malwarebytes
>BBC overrunning again
You'd think they would be able to keep the timing under control when theres no fucking adverts.
>>64353128
There were black people in 19th Century London, ya know? It wasn't common but it wasn't rare either.
>>64353218
Not really, but there's nowt else on.
Hope the thread doesn't get filled up with dumb Tumblr cunts like usual.
>>64352996
>>64353059
>So far on Sherlock
What the FUCK. Moffat you faggot.
Here we go lads
Great now I have to wait two hours for a decent torrent.
>>64353128
In London... yes it would be historically inaccurate to not have them.
Wait a minute, that card...: The Show.
is this really going to be S01e01 all over again in 1850?
>it's still Moffat's autist sherlock
Yeah no thanks
>>64353467
Yes
Wait, is this going to be literally the first episode all over again?
>>64353479
>unintelligible drivel now with a Victorian slant so you have to pay even more attention
I already want to switch off.
DUDE
REFERENCES
LMAO
>it's a meme episode
Already reeks of Moffat.
>>64353467
>>64353508
Apparently not, just some lazy writing
Shit so far
Have I missed anything?
>>64353652
Watson is a nonce
stream looks like ass ill wait till its done and download it
So everything that has already happened, happened but in the 1840s?
>>64353664
13 mins and the only development is watsons retard.Yup sounds like 2016 sherlock
>holmes is psychic and can detect and identify people who haven't even entered the room yet
c'mon...
This really doesn't work desu
I'm just seeing the same characters but with costumes on
>Sherlock does something autistic
>how did you do that!?
>Sherlock explains he is autistic
Wait a minute, that card...
>>64353700
Nope, they seem to be going off the book canon in this 'Blue carbuncle', and not the BBC TV one
>you will never watch Steven Moffat drown in a pool of his own blood while Mark Gatiss gets raped by a pack of wild bears
W-why did she pump the shotgun?
>fired both barrels of the shotgun
>policeman didn't detain her as she slowly walked away
bravo joss
God I love Wizard Holmes, Moffat. So much better than actually adapting him appropriately. Fucking Robert Downey Junior is more like Holmes.
I'll commend the remarkable restraint, no blacks or gays thus far. For BBC that's worth mentioning.
Twins
Mary BTFO
>It's a shotgun wedding
He's gone full Dr Who dialogue...
>it's a shotgun wedding
Bye
muh feminism
Steven "Progressive" Moffat.
>le suffragette joke
>>64353868
>I'll commend the remarkable restraint, no blacks or gays thus far. For BBC that's worth mentioning.
Spoke too soon lad, she's a suffragette
>Woman's vote
Oh god this is fucking doctor who tier
>>64353910
Watson's a cuck? Seems like they really enjoy pushing this shit.
What about the massive cliffhanger at the end of the last season?
>>64348110
>it's a sjw meme episode
>pumps a double barrelled shotgun
>bobby doesn't detain her
>it's a shotgun wedding
>>64353910
Whats the bet its her and Mrs Hudson that solve the mystery.
>Shotgun wedding
When did this phrase originate, because I doubt it was Victorian times... I'm guessing this is a dream or vision or something in the actual continuity.
>bearded woman
What is going on here
>>64353842
I get so annoyed with Gatiss. He's a shit writer but his History of Horror series was breddy gud and it really highlights his love of horror.
This is wank.
>>64353949
it's a shotgun wedding
omg they actually made a woman put a moustache on the absolute madmen
>>64353891
>>64353940
Well it is the same fucking guy, who's proven himself time and time again of being incapable of writing half-decent dialogue. What do you expect?
this is probably the most self masturbatory thing i've ever seen on TV
Is that a sweet transvestite?
>woman with a moustache
Alright, I was wrong. Thought a chocolate man would make me switch off, but instead it's another form of retarded bullshit.
>>64353910
Literally as I posted it she said it. I'm not sure whether to blame Moff or Beeb. Probably both.
>feminist subplot
>Watson's wife and the landlady confirmed to be genderswapped Sherlock and Watson
>a tranny being able to live during Victorian times
Moffat does it again.
Its going to be a twin in the end, isn't it?
>>64353901
>>64353904
>>64353932
They just couldn't fucking help it could they
I thought he said "cum in the mouth".
what on earth is going on? this bird has a moustache
>This Molly Hooper in drag
What the fuck. Not every actor has to pop up, guys. We know Molly can't have her job in Victorian times, just don't put her in the show.
Over/under till the first non-white appears?
I give it under 5 minutes
>>64354084
the guy cucking Watson will be black
>>64354070
I think it's meant to be a funny joke thing, but it just isn't.
>"In a man's world"
>literally tips fedora
Looks like the darts is going back on m8s
Sisters
everyone hated S3, right?
This feels like an extended Comic Relief segment
(You)
>>64354118
Yeah nevermind, the hat tip thing, she's meant to be in drag even in the show. Great. I would have preferred it full panto.
>>64354084
I'm shocked we've spent 20 minutes without having a darkie out.
And holy shit, it wasn't a fucking joke. She's literally playing a fucking transvestite. How very progressive for Victorian times.
>other guy didnt know
Is he blind, death and retarded
>>64354141
Kill me
I bought papa johns for THIS
>>64354195
kek
>>64354195
What you got lad?
Is this real? Kind of feel like someone is watching me and laughing tbqh
>>64354158
Yeah it moved from what made it good into unrealistic self aware back patting. Basically what this is
>>64354161
Holy shit, this.
>le angry for no reason woman cause she's strong and independent
I legitimately fucking hate Moffat's writing. I rarely use the word hack in seriousness, but it's like trying to watch something a 15 year old girl wrote.
>>64354184
>Death
I can't hear the laugh track?
>>64354084
Only a gook whorehouse for 3 seconds. That was pretty nice.
>I will have a word with my wife to have a word with you
That's the first thing I've laughed at.
>>64354230
He's the quintessential "guy who campaigns for women's rights on Twitter".
>blatantly rude house staff
That just wouldn't happen
who the fuck does this cheeky maid think she is
>>64354298
This fucking whore would be flogged to death in the street.
Watson really is the biggest cuck on the planet. Is he meant to be Moffat's self insert?
This is fucking awful
LOL I am literally laughing
This is an original joke.
>tfw both of the qts from Jekyll and Hyde are in this.
what the fuck is this autistic sign language shite
>Fat suit
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
POTATO xD
What the fuck is this, Austin Powers? Fuck you Moffat
"Potato" actually made me smile, fuck me boys.
BRAVO GATISS
>Dialogue is so awful the actors have resulted to sign language so they dont have to say it
>fat suit
am I watching Monty Python?
>>64348110
I dropped Sherlock at s3 because it was complete shite. Is this ep worth watching? Does it actually have a plot?
>>64354408
There's no saving you now f.am. You know what you have to do.
>>64354408
Blog about it.
>>64354438
Worst episode of the series so far
>>64354438
This is even worse so far. Can't wait for the glowing reviews from the cuck press.
>>64354438
read the thread and it should give you an idea
>>64354438
Cringeworthy at times so far
>>64348110
Yes, PBS.
>interracial couple
SHERLOCK YES
I want to see a RTD episode of Sherlock
>>64354499
stream2watch co /live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
>>64354385
I need to dust that off, it actually wasn't all that bad. The most annoying character was without a doubt the half-black girl but I can tune her out.
>let's get the cast of ____ back together and put them in zany situations with crazy characters and references joking about the show
When does that Justin Lee Collins turn up? He used to do this didn't he?
Since its basically a Children in Need sketch is Lenny Henry going to appear and ask me to give £5 to tranny rights?
>>64354518
I think I'd prefer the gays over the feminism and interracial garbage at this stage.
OI CRIMBO YA WANKERS I WANT PRETTY HANDS
Holy fuck, this is absolute wank. How the fuck is Moffat not fired yet?
Jesus fuck i hate the watson actor so much he was the worst thing about the hobbit as well.
Also hate the suffragette bitch, cumbercunt and the fuckin housekeeper why the fuck do i watch this shit.
I hope there is based moriarty he's the only one who can save this.
>shit tier fan fic is literally being broadcast on BBC 1
Ah hello Darling.
>>64354606
Oh you're one of those people
>DEATH, IT'S DEATH
>"darling what's wrong?"
>NOTHING.
What the fuck is this shit, I feel like I should be posting a pic of pepe
This is literally the first episode I'm ever watching. People actually like this show?
>>64354552
>is Lenny Henry going to appear and ask me to give £5 to tranny rights?
>>64354606
Don't watch it then you absolute fucking retard
Well this period drama bodes well for War and Peace.Dano will save it right
>>64354606
>tfw you can enjoy things
>>64354606
>based moriarty
Moriarty was shit. Magnussen is the only one who could save this.
HERE COMES THE KLAN
>>64354661
I can't even begin to tell you how bad this is compared to some of the early seasons.
Of course they have a fucking maze
>>64354661
We thought it was alright for a laugh in the first season.
Nobody with a brain has enjoyed anything after that on any level. The threads are entirely Tumblr.
So I assume the bride was some type of whore who's getting revenge on blokes that used services she offered. Either that, or they're previous marriages that broke her heart or some shit.
>tens of thousands of pounds of license fee payers money went into this shite
Bride is Watsons wife
OMAR COMING Y'ALL
>>64354716
lmao exactly my thoughts
>trips over twig
>"blast!"
>>64354734
Literally millions u mean mate
>>64354732
Who fucking cares? It's going to be something retarded anyway.
>>64354559
Just nipped upstairs for 5 mins you telling me I missed an interracial couple? Where was this?
"Are you for or against?"
"Get out"
Brilliant #Sherlock
>the people enjoying this are the same ones who start every Doctor Who General with "well i liked it"
LMAO
>>64354764
That's because this is a show about a smart person written by someone who isn't a smart person who is trying to think of things a smart person would do that makes them clever
>tl;dr
Smart man written by stupid man
>>64354832
What can you expect from women? They literally don't have the mental faculties to judge on anything but face value. "It had Sherlock and a mystery so it was gr8".
Turned it off lads. Put old episodes of Toast of London on. Infinitely better
>>64354833
https://twitter.com/BBCOne/status/683037695078232064 LOL
The brides are a terrorist branch of the suffragettes.
The plot is going to turn out not being supernatural case but at the end we'll see a ghost to prove supernatural elements exist like in every fucking "it's not really a ghost" story.
>>64354833
We're staying for Mrs Brown's Boys after this right, lads?
What's with these transitions.
>>64354833
He actually did something I could see book Holmes doing.
The "Interesting, I didn't mention she was a woman" thing. That's reasonable, non-wizardy observation that an actual human is capable of.
>>64354908
Oh dear I hope you are wrong
>>64354905
haha.
I'LL TRY SPINNING
>>64354951
Some editor really wanted to prove he was worth the insane BBC paycheck he's getting. Fucking welfare queens.
>All of these quotes direct from the books.
>Pls kill me.
>>64354950
>>64354989
That's a neat trick
>>64355014
Someone didn't watch the premiere of d'Movie last night.
If anyone hasn't watched then there were none yet then I'd recommend watching that instead of this
What the FUCK is this dialogue? This is not how people speak.
Is it over yet?
>>64355047
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
oh and the bride will be a man
remember anon, men can be brides too, it's 2016 ;)
>It was a hologram
>>64355074
My brain gladly shuts off whenever this bullshit starts.
>>64355074
this is how autistic people speak
>>64355094
John Oliver is dead, son, accept it.
Why are Gaitiss and Moffat the two most hack writers in television so popular?
Just saw it in theaters.
They drag Moriarty back up.
It's a cult of women, killing for women rights.
Enjoy.
I really wish they'd stop bringing up Holmes' sexual proclivities in this show.
It's also a bit of a shame that Adler isn't American in this.
It's a dream, it's all a dream of the modern Sherlock while he's on that plane.
inb4 Watson gets scared and accidentally shoots him
>>64355131
For fucks sake
Pretty blatant that the wife killed him.
IT'S 1815
The ghost is Watson's missus
IT'S THE 19TH CENTURY. I MEAN, COME ON.
>>64355131
anon pls
>IT'S THE 19th CENTURY
Isn't this show just a straight up action thriller
Like I watched the first few and the only one with a credible mystery was the pilot.
>>64355167
Which is the 19th century. Whats your point here?
>characters gliding across the floor obviously using """hoverboards""""
Absolutely hate this meme. Seen it in too many shows and movies lately.
>>64355131
Not even mad. Nothing can hurt me after Star Wars, Spectre AND MGSV were both spoiled for me over the course of a few months.
>>64355194
Hooper is in the cult. Watson's maid is in the cult. It's all connected.
Why hasn't this Sherlock bigot accepted any refugees yet?
>a spooky ghost behind you
>decide to run instead of shooting her
Fuck this faggot.
*raises arms*
spooky!
Rating out of 10 so far anon(s)?
>>64355131
>It's a cult of women, killing for women rights.
Called it >>64354908
Good night.
>>64355217
happened in doctor who too
what a shitty fucking meme
>>64355131
>It's a cult of women, killing for women rights.
>>64355224
>both
*all
This is worse than the Rathbone films for making Watson useless.
>>64355230
Not even mad about the potential spoilers, just the outcome
>>64355248
Like a 6
>>64355230
>Hooper is in the cult
Of fucking course she is, self proclaimed feminist probably came up with the idea
>>64355248
2
>someone's trying to kill this man
>let's both wait outside the mansion and not have one of us right by the target
SMART
>THERE ARE NO GHOSTS
hamming it up more than he did in star trek into darkness
>>64355210
memes m8
Holy fuck, Cumberpatch is seriously the ugliest motherfucker to make it onto television.
Why does everyone run away when she tries to raise her veil? She's not a fucking basilisk.
I like the lighting. That's it though
That Mary is the women's rights terrorist leader
>>64355330
It's the same fear gas from the Baskerville episode
Here we go.
>the virus in the data
Inb4 this is actually modern-day and all happening in Sherlock's mind palace.
Every female besides mrs. Hudson and Mary is in on the plot.
>The virus in the data
M Night Moffat, ladies and gents
>>64355127
They're both two very good 'style-over-substance' writers. This appeals to people who watch shit without thinking about it, especially if they're (and let's be honest) young women, particularly if it's written towards their sensibilities.
Style-over-substance is basically why JJ Abrams is even a director. Very powerful tool nowadays.
>>64355400
>>64355133
the dubs of truth.
>levitation
USE THE FORCE, SHERLOCK
dude weed lmao
>>64355400
Correct. The episode ends basically right at the end of the previous episode.
Sherlock is taking drugs.
>>64355378
False. See >>64355412
Why does this feel like the most disconnected piece of crap ever?
DUDE WOMEN'S RIGHTS LMAO
haha british people love tea :D
>>64355470
Because it's Moffat.
>>64355400
I've predicted this a couple times already in this thread, there's been a few other out of place phrases and I'm sure the sound that played while they were in that carriage was a plane.
#jimlock
>Everyone loving it
>Praising it
>/tv/ doing nothing but bitching about how bad it is all episode
This is Sherlock, not Star Wars. Your contrarian shit won't get you any points.
>>64355470
Because it's written by Moffat and Gatiss.
