Celebrity death predictions: 2016 edition.
Tom Cruise
>>64334598
George Lucas
>>64334598
Brendan Fraser
>>64334598
alan arkin and alan alda
>>64334685
Val Kilmer
bob dylan, sean connery, and snoop dog
harrison ford
Jerry Seinfeld, Lena Dunham, Woody Allen.
>>64334980
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
Abe Vigoda
William Shatner or George Takei
>>64335070
>Bob Dylan
Fuck. him and Brian Wilson look old
You just know
>>64334980
>>64334980
I know you niggers would love for somebody to stifle your stupidity, and victim complex.
I really hope not, but somehow I just know.
Bill Murray
July of 2016
Caption this and lose part of your soul to a higher and lower power.
>>64335196
I'm gonna build him a skatepark
>>64335125
>You just know
Yep =\
Everybody has expected Ian Mckellen to die for the last 6 years, but I think it will happen in 2016.
>>64335208
>Ghostbusters reboot is dedicated to him
I couldn't think of a better funeral barge since it's ready to crash and burn.
>>64335208
>tfw Wes Anderson peaked with life aquatic so you can rest easy knowing bill gave every single good performance he could with no wasted performances
four to six months tops
>>64335208
that's kurt russell
Bill Murray
Dick Van Dyke, fuckin guy was born in 1925
Stan Lee
>>64334598
This motherfucker is going to outlive us all
>>64335106
>>64335208
These
Prince
Alan Rickman
someone from Glee
>>64335772
>Alan Rickman
No. Never. Ever. Alan Rickman is a god among men.
>>64335840
Thumbnail looks like a Hitler stash.
Also Adolf Hitler dies in 2016
your waifu
>>64335638
Part of me feels like when he dies we'll find out he was actually the biggest serial rapist in Hollywood.
>>64335135
Lol! You want a Reality show actor as president. Say hello to the trailer park for me, anon!
Gene wilder
Its always someone you don't expect, usually some irrelevant person. No one really cared when Christopher Lee or Robin Williams died.
>>64336015
>>64334906
And everyone else whose name starts with an A. Fuck them for getting to sit at the front of the class, their time is over.
>>64336098
came to post this
I hope not but fuck look at him
>>64335932
I think he'll be dead within a month. Dude's not looking good.
Betty White
Frankie Muniz
Christopher Lloyd
Ian McKellen
Mel Brooks
Doris Day
Gene Wilder
Clint Eastwood
Jack Nicholson
Calling it now. Once you go double crutches you know the grim reaper isn't far behind.
>>64335932
JUST
>>64336042
Hello
Fucking Star Wars cancer
>>64336268
stan lee can't keep getting away with it
also i predict julianne moore
>>64336404
Can anyone here actually prove that Stan Lee has actually aged in the last 30 years?
Jack Nicholson
Sean Connery
Mel Brooks
Gene Wilder
Bill Cosby
Max Von Sydow
And I feel like we're definitely going to lose a young guy that everyone's going to be really surprised at, like Heath Ledger.
Also I'm calling in advance for 2017:
Robert Redford
John Goodman
Jerry Seinfeld
Michael J Fox
Tatsuya Nakadai
Max von Sydow
Jean-Luc Godard
Bonus round:
Predict the token celebrity suicide/overdose/died not due to a medical condition
>>64336231
frankie muniz wtf?
>>64336456
>Gene Wilder
;_;
>>64336456
>>64336468
>Godard and Von Sydow are still alive
hmmm
>>64336114
Are you kidding?
Robin William's was a big deal, lee was expected
>>64336231
Owen Wilson actually tried to commit suicide. I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself this year, he should though.
>>64336383
>he would unironically vote for an even retarded version of dick cheney
hello autism
>>64335137
Hes gonna live forever
>>64336475
Miley Cyrus. Not kidding. Screencap this.
>>64336521
Was that movie he was recently in any good? (the one where he's in Asia) trailer looked promising
>>64335648
Every time someone makes a "Stan Lee will die" prediction, he adds one more year to his life span
it's time
>>64336475
Charlie Sheen. Ol' Tiger Blood's not gonna wait around for the gay disease to take him.
That or facing his own mortality makes him reflect on who he is as a person and he turns it all around to become a great artist in his final years, leaving behind a proud legacy so he can die assured that his life meant something.
But probably the first thing.
A few days ago I got this sudden feeling that Paul McCartney will die soon. I hope I'm wrong but thought I'd mention it.
>>64336475
if dubs Zachary Quinto offs himself
>>64336592
RINGO CONFIRMED STRONGEST BEATLE
>>64336592
>implying he's not already dead
>>64336611
IT'S HAPPENING
>>64336456
I don't know man, John Goodman has been looking a lot better lately.
>>64336555
He absorbs the life energy of other celebrities, shorting and ending their lifes and extending his own.
Car crash
>>64336649
wow. good for him.
Moot
>>64336015
No way he's not jewish
chevy chase or whatever his fucking name is dude looks like he is about to croak
Clint looks like he's on his way out. Will genuinely be upset if he does this year.
Artie Lange (respiratory failure)
>>64335135
>calling someone stupid while defending donald trump in one sentence
please don't have kids anon
>>64336983
Really only three kinds of people who don't support Trump. The stupid, the brainwashed, or the cucked. Which are you?
>>64335638
He actually looks really good for that age. It's amazing he isn't bound to a wheelchair or a walker at this point.
Uncle Leo.
If Patrick Stewart dies, I will blow up the world.
He can't die. He has to outlive me.
>>64335106
Takei will be the last of the TOS crew standing.
>>64337238
We can hope, right?
>ctrl+F
>no David Lynch
Guys this is serious. He's not looking good.
Hair is still sick as fuck though.
>>64336649
HELEN MIRREN KEKED
>>64336475
Miley Cyrus
The cast of Seinfeld. Most of them, anyway.
please
>>64335932
Much like Joe Paterno, he will die on commanr sensing troubled times ahead.
Seijun Suzuki is a goner this year. Screencap this.
>Ian McDiarmid
you just know it
>>64335638
A man walked into a talent agent and said he was an excellent actor.
The talent agent saw his audition and was excited and asked the mans name.
Penis Bus Lesbian, The man replied.
You cant be a Famous actor with that name! Go down to the office and get your name changed then come back and see me.
So the man came back the next week, I changed my name! he said.
What did you change it to mate?
Dick Van Dyke.
>>64336015
The next Jimmy Saville you reckon?
>>64336442
He hasn't aged because he's been stealing Stan Lee's life force.
>>64336383
This is what is wrong with you.You not only think that scoffing, and quite correctly I might add, a Trump presidential run is some how a "Star Wars" cancer, but you base it out off of Reddit. There by confirming it's superiority over this cluster fuck.
Congratulations.
>>64334685
>>64339488
It's honestly just a matter of when and where at this point
>>64336579
;_;
>>64336231
>Gene Wilder
He always looks so content nowadays, like he knows he's had a good run.
Chevy Chase
>>64336665
Who the fuck is this, Ted Danson
>>64336475
Shia
>>64339575
Gene Wilder is a shell of a man without his wife
me
Tim Curry
2/5 will go this year. Although my tarot-cards didn't tell me which ones.
this is a two for one, actually.
>>64335159
NO.
>>64334980
Under rated post
>>64339850
you take that back you mother fucker
Is Zsa Zsa Gabor still alive?
>>64339957
>Coming death thread
>ctrl-f "David Attenborough"
>ctrl-f "John Hurt"
>no hits
Whew
>>64340100
Didn't mean to tag this post.
>>64336231
>>64336747
>Clint Eastwood
I usually don't care that much when a celebrity dies, but I will be extremely sad when this happens. I've seen so much of his movies and also lots of interviews and behind the scenes and he seems like such a wonderful man. Hopefully he will make it this year, he looks pretty good for his age in my opinion.
>>64334598
hell be fine
>>64334671
ayy, body melt
>>64334721
you've improved
but you are not a big guy yet
>>64336490
Guy had 2 strokes before he was 25
Doc from BTTF
>>64340245
mini-strokes, manlets don't even get full strokes
>>64338632
>>64335106
YOU
HAVE
AIDS
I HATE TO TELL YOU BOY BUT
YOU
HAVE
AIDS
>>64340282
FULL
BLOWN
AIDS
Bone cancer. His last words will be "Sorry for...making....a-a-anime...."
>>64334598
Maybe then we'll find out if he really did rape Natalie Wood
Ian Mckellen
listen to these words
>>64338632
FUCK YOU
>>64340402
Nope.
>>64340402
He deserves a state funeral.
There is nobody alive that has given the world more than he has.
>>64340092
JUST
>>64334671
lol
>>64335137
God doesn't have the balls to kill him.
>>64340226
he's the big guy aaaaaaahhhh
>>64335196
Hes not dead?
>>64340572
Gary will pull God's endocrine system from out of his body if he kills him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMuwhxv1yDo
>>64339943
>>64336649
John Goodman's looking pretty good, man
>>64336649
I didn't know John Goodman had cancer. How long does he got left?
Howard Stern.
>>64335932
imagine if some radical feminist bombed him
>>64336649
Holy fucking shit
>>64340047
"JJ, why are we filming my scenes first?"
Wayne Rodgers
OH WAIT
>>64340047
>D&D, why are you filming my scenes first?
>Creatively it made sense to us because we wanted it to happen
Miyazaki might die this year.
Why? Lung cancer. Because he still smokes cigarettes, have been for decades since his teens.
Great animator and artist, but man this dude smoke chimney. He longed longer than chain smoking men who died young due to similar predicament.
>tfw Miyazaki dies, one of the few artistic celebrities who I will genuinely mourn. The other is Clint Eastwood.
>>64335125
What the fucking fuck?!
He survived a plane crash and a metal door falling on him in the same calender year, and he strolls around looking better than ever.
Nothing can kill him (except perhaps SJWs, who want Indiana Jones to be played by a black Indonesian bi-curious Hindu midget with Lou Gehrig's disease)
>>64336114
Hello rebbit!
>>64343356
japan is one of the most smoking countries in the world and they still have one of the longest average life expectancy stats in the world
>smoking means you'll have cancer someday
is this what americans really believe
>>64340402
Better fucking not
>>64335106
>George Takei
>Implying a wealthy health-conscious japanese person won't reach 100+ years old
>>64336512
Von Sydow fucked Death over back in 1957
>>64336579
top qt
>>64334980
>>64336042
>if you want Trump for president you're a redneck racist!
I want Trump for president because he is the only candidate who actually understands economics. Bernie is complete fucking braindead regarding that.
>>64334685
Keep dreaming cucks
>>64344633
Trump is a retard. But SJWs are bigger retards. Sometimes it takes a retard to fight a retard.
Plus, we need to have an open discussion in our society as to whether or not we really want a brown low IQ country with high taxes and high regulations, and low standards. SJWs are thrusting this on us while simultaneously limiting all discussion on it.
It's time we talk about it out loud.
But yeah, Trump is a tard
Gene Wilder
Regis Philbin
The dude who replaced Paul McCartney
>>64344858
>>64344881
Are you gonna give me reasons or keep spewing childish shit? Why is Trump a tard?
He has some really good political views (not talking about immigration right now) but it's hidden behind a cloud of "ALL MUSLIMS ARE JIHADISTS"
>>64344633
>understands economics
>had to declare bankruptcy 3 times
Sure, friend
>>64335208
What went wrong?
>>64343580
Kylo Ren can
>>64344930
>100 companies
>3 go bankrupt in a backwater town known as atlantic city
>still make enough profit that you can consider it a wash
>>64344914
>he has really good political views
>except his bad ones
Top kek
>>64344930
>has a BA in economics from a Yale school
>makes money in every business he goes to
>net worth of 4,5 billion
>good tax plan
But hey, I guess he does not understand economics
>>64345006
>300 million citizens
>9million die of trump related stupidity
>who cares the rest lives?
>>64343580
Disney used some black magic to prevent him dying while filming TFA
The payback is coming this year
>>64344930
>trump casino inc.
>declared bankruptcy more then any other corporation ever
>understands economics not just a trust fund babby
>>64345016
His immigration political views aren't bad, but they're not going to work out obviously
>>64344633
>Donald "My father gave me a small loan" Trump
>understanding economics
He barely understands business or entrepeneurship. He's a good negotiator, that's about it.
Might as well vote for one of the hosts of Shark Tank for your head of state. A state is not a corporation.
>>64335291
Pretty astute observation here desu.
>>64344914
I wasn't calling Trump a tard. I was calling you a tard for believing all his shit. He's playing you, he's for the 1%, he's not for America.
He doesn't understand economics. It's fine to deliberately go bankrupt when your company owes more than you want to pay, but just try that tactic with a country and see how far it gets you.
>>64345025
>net worth mattering
>degrees mattering
I thought we were hating those ivy league elitists fags? Not anymore, I guess.
Also never talk about his ACTUAL solutions for nationwide problems, just swallow his vomitspit about how he'll fix it.
How?
'I'll just do it, I got a good brain'
>>64336231
pls no jack
>>64345085
And you believing Bernie's "plans" does not make you a tard?
>dude FREE HEALTHCARE, FREE COLLEGE, FREE WEED, FREE STUFF
>well who is going to pay for it?
>u-h, I-I.. the 1% from Wall Street!
You're a retard if you actually want communism.
>>64339488
>>64339499
Oh fuck.
>>64345025
>makes money in every business he goes to
Nope. That's why he filed for bankruptcy multiple times. You can't do that if you're in profit.
>>64345025
He was born with the surname trump, meaning when he started out in the business world he already had a credible brand.
He was born the son of fred trump, meaning when he started out in the business world he already had considerable capital.
Give me the advantages Trump has had and I'll do at least as well. Dude needs to check his privilege desu
>>64345160
>implying I believe any politician
>implying I'm going to argue with your misrepresentations
You're new to this game, aren't you?
>>64336268
That was 2014, he looked a lot better last year.
>>64345320
>>implying I believe any politician
Oh, you're a special little snowflake.
Bernie Sanders
>>64345394
is a communist jew who has no spine and filled with while guilt
>>64335208
He's still 65, he'll be around for some time.I hope.
>>64336114
Christopher Lee died?
>>64344914
Because he is occasionally clumsy.
He gives the brainwashed Social Religion-serving media an easy target and turns legitimate political ideas into cartoon shows.
But he's is entertaining as fuck, and he's stumps the SRBs over and over again. And for that, he's pretty based.
And I want the big classy wall in the worst fucking way.
>>64345349
You're a Trump supporter, your opinion is worth less than the illegal Mexicans he employs on his building sites.
>>64336552
It's actually amazing this hasn't happened already
>>64345414
This is a death prediction thread m8. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with anyone here.
Just saying, dude looks old as fuck.
>>64345602
>"You support X, so your opinion does not matter!!"
classic liberals
>>64336114
>No one really cared when Christopher Lee or Robin Williams died.
Wasn't there a sticky for both of them?
We cared.
>>64345675
>I don't know who you support but I'll claim you support Bernie and call you a communist
Classic right wing sheep.
>>64345739
I hope it's violent
>>64345739
what a repulsive creature
>>64345739
a murderer's son
>>64345837
>>64336579
we share the same birthday.
It's she, me, and Charles Bronson. Both 3th of November
>>64335101
this nigga needs to die in 2016
>>64345859
Charlie fucking sheen
Possibly Martin
Hopefully Emilio
>>64337521
Is there a wacky comedy man more unpleasant?
>>64334598
>>64339943
>>64335208
Unfortunately these are the most realistic answers
>>64346767
>Charlie fucking sheen
Unless he's fucking murdered or dying in an accident, that seems unlikely, even he stops taking meds, he could like another 4-10 years
>>64344633
>he is the only candidate who actually understands economics
HUR DUR HE RICH HE GUD MONEY
I await your stunning comeback that starts with "well he beter dan"
>>64345025
>has a BA in economics from a Yale school
And George W. Bush had a Harvard MBA.
>>64346493
> swasticopter
ok 8/10 but that's the best I can do
>>64334685
>>64335932
>>64340542
We can only hope
>>64335638
>>64335208
I'll be sad
>>64339943
>>64347467
>these are the most realistic answers
I have bad news anon...
>>64334598
>>64334604
HIGH WAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
>>64339943
>>64348503
I HAVE A PICTURE OF QUAD POST GET IN THE CHRISTOPER LEE DEATH STICKY THAT SEAN CONNERY IS NEXT
>>64348503
>June 2015
WTF I never knew it, I was in vacations during that time, seriously I was expecting a christmas message like previous years
>>64345050
You're retarded. You seriously think that "argument" makes any sense?
>>64344930
To be fair most corporations and rich people declare bankruptcy to avoid paying debts, not because they are going down a shithole like most normal people do.
>>64334671
>>64349316
>most corporations and rich people declare bankruptcy to avoid paying debts
A few, not most. If it were "most" there would be no confidence in any contact and the economy would suffer horrendously.
>>64348446
he better fucking not
>>64339592
Holding out hope for this one.
>>64348265
>he believes the 'Bush was an idiot' maymay
Hello reddit!
http://keithhennessey.com/2013/04/24/smarter/
Tommy Wiseau
>>64340139
nobody cares about this faggot
He got big after the TV series and stopped caring about his original fans so nowadays nobody cares about him anymore.
Here's a portion of the official /tv/ list for 2016, you might want to cap it OP:
Sophia Loren
Francis Ford Coppola
Barbara Eden
Bob Newhart
Jack Nicholson
Chevy as noted, but another SNL death will precede his, sadly not Lorne because his life is extended 5 years for every dead cast member
Picture unrelated
>>64349986
>his wife died of old age 23 years ago
>>64343356
Last words: "Anime truly was a mistake"
>>64335208
hell be fine
>>64339616
Jim jarmusch you total pleb
>>64336649
TSUJ just like Mark Hamill
>>64350184
/mu/ pls go
>>64350316
Mister Kilmister is kill
>>64345025
He went to Wharton at UPenn you fucking idiot
>Yale school
>good tax plan
you sound very ignorant of what you're talking about
>>64336611
>RINGO CONFIRMED STRONGEST BEATLE
look at the fucking shrews the other 3 married, he got a Playboy centerfold and is still happily married to her
>>64348446
he'll be a force ghost don't worry
>>64336611
Really though, nigga could pass for 40-something and is still making his own music. He's got a while.
Same with David Bowie, he's looking old but as long as someone remains mentally sharp doing what they do, they'll continue to live.
>>64340264
Will this be the year they finally learn?
>/pol/ only supports Trump because "LOL BUILD THAT WALL"
>/tv/ sees through his bullshit and isn't afraid to call him out on it, along with every other candidate
This truly is the best board.
>>64339712
>the remaining monty pythons will die in your lifetime
>>64349836
>Bob Newhart
He's still alive?
>>64348446
>implying he wont bespinning in his grave
>>64350877
>supporting Trump is merely a meme, guys!
When will you dumbfucks learn?
Statistically, someone posting ITT RIGHT NOW will die this year.
Who will it be?
