>go to theater to see the new dumb star meme movie
>get nachos popcornos for maximum comfy
>film starts
>it's not a film
>it's not a movie
>it's not even a fucking flick
>I bought nachos popcornos for a glib facsimile
Disappointing films thread
>spelling it wrong
what else did you expect from j j hackbrams
>>64319659
Clearly it was just a
COMPETENT COPY
A SHALLOW REHASH
an unoriginal remake
>>64319702
spelling what wrong anon?
>they're out of steak sauce
>steak has no flavor despite it being well done
>cinema shower is out of body lotion again
s-some kind of copy...!
>Go to cinema to watch Star Wars
>stumbling through the dark looking for the right theater
>barely any light in the twisting turning mazelike hallways
>theater is somehow much larger inside than it is on the outside
> muffled drilling noises from deep within the walls
>everything is wet and cold
>long scratch marks on the walls and doors
>every few minutes I hear crying and sobbing from somewhere far away
>the employees smile and chat but they all have strange eyes, like the eyes of crows, or chickens
Movie was a 7/10
>>64320631
You're on to something with this. Keep it up.
>>64319659
>nachos
>not crab legs
pleb
>>64320631
Spoopy
>>64319659
UNINSPIRING DOUBLING
>>64320258
>steak has no flavor despite it being well done
kill yourself
>>64320631
This needs to be longer.
I felt the creep factor, loved the nonchalant tone.
