What movie will you be watching during New Year's Eve, my neet brothers?
>>64306706
>implying I won't be at a bar gig
The force awakens
>>64306737
normie pls go before you summon the angry frogman
>>64306737
>tfw my friends are plebs and want to go to a fuckin reggae bar for new years eve
>>64306737
This. Gonna get fucked up with my girl tonight and usher in the new year with some sex
>>64306737
>>64307152
Fucking hell I didn't even know.
>>64306706
Implying I dont have 28 different get togethers, house parties, bars and clubs I have to visit tonight.
Implying im not spending the entire day working out a schedule to make it all work out.
Implying it wont all collapse during the second or third visit and the evening gets progressively worse because my expectations are to high.
Implying I wont wake up fucked up in 2016 to just another normal day and wonder why I keep bothering every year.... Ill watch a film then.
>>64307519
Which one though? Y'all motherfuckers better start answering my question or I'll make you watch problem child 2
I'm gonna watch Groundhog Day. But I want moar recommendations not NEET related but something comfy.
Gonna get off work early, have some friends come over and watch the National semifinals, get loaded on booze and weed and have a great time.
>>64306706
None, I'm working during the whole goddamn night. Planned to watch The Seventh Seal. rip
I'm going to be watching Die Hard with my wife and her son. Can't wait!
>>64307848
>my wife and her son
>>64307848
will her black bull come too?
Oddly enough, I will be watching Breaking Bad.
>>64307937
He's actually in prison at the moment for raping me
I fucking hate NYE. The best one I remember was 99/00.
Which of these should I watch tonight?
>Breakfast at Tiffany's
>Dr. Strangelove
>I Origins
>Inherent Vice
>Leviathan
>The Hurt Locker
>Youth (2015)
>>64307973
>>64307927
meant to reply to you, oopsie
I have no idea, OP
>>64306706
ghost in the shell: the movie (2015)
None. I just bought 50€ worth of weed and a bottle of absinthe. I'm going to 5 different house parties and one of them is in a literal mansion
What's the matter with you OP?
>>64307991
I think Youth and its themes are best for today.
>>64308088
>and a bottle of absinthe.
Oh boy
>>64306706
>neet brothers
Need something depressing to watch lads, any suggestions?
>>64306706
might try watch the revenant with some takeaway,
i was jacking off
>>64306737
>Mfw I want to but are sick and really do not feel like drinking
But it's not like sitting at home in front of a screen with some ice cream is the worst thing in the world
>>64306706
Dunno yet. Which one should I watch?
>Dinner for one
Same procedure as every year
gonna play Cards Against Humanity with some friends senpai
>>64308261
How is Japan, anon?
I was thinking Harry Potter marathon but the sad bits would probably make me depressed even more.
Damn I forgot how normie this board is
>>64308352
>sad bits in harry potter
maybe if you're 13 years old you fucking faggot
>>64307519
How does one get invited to 28 different get togethers?
>>64308310
>>64308088
>>64307815
>>64307152
>>64307080
>>64306737
>>64306788
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64308261
>>64308350
>tfw not living in japan where I just have to grab my dick and let an earthquake do the rest
why is life so hard?
>>64308362
This board is 50% reddit at this point, and reddit is 80% normals. Do the math to find how many browse this board.
>>64308183
The 90% alcohol volume one they only make in europe
All of Roger Deakins movies I haven't watched, long beautiful shots so I get lost in the movies and the night goes by fast
>>64306737
>tfw you have to go to your gfs parents house when all you want to do is get drunk and watch knight of cups
I'll probably be getting off work some time around 10:30 to 11:00 and not make it home before midnight, or possibly make it home just around midnight. Then, if I'm not too tired, I might drink some booze and watch youtube videos until I go to sleep. I work tomorrow at 11am so I can't go too overboard.
>>64308377
he's pic related. people love him.
>>64308420
I went to spain once and brought back a bottle. I had some fucked up dreams after drinking that shit.
>>64307991
Inherent vice
The lobster
>>64308456
>watch youtube videos
>can't go too overboard
aye, we wouldn't want another escalation of funny cat videos. slow down, anon.
anyone got some good movies about solitude?
I'll get them feels anyway so I might as well go all in.
>>64308577
if you want to go all in on them solitude feels watch The Hunt. Fucked me up good
>>64308466
"oh look, here comes doublemint dave and his son, mark the mint man"
Got invited to a house party but I'd rather sit at home and drink. Goddammit I'm 29 you'd think that the whole "feeling guilty for not being social and going out" thing would've gone away, but nope.
>>64307991
Dr strangelove is best and comfiest
>>64308649
already saw that one and it made me rage hard.
quess I'll watch the revenant
>>64306706
The Big Short
Going to a house party later (pic related). Freaking out about everyone getting drunk around me while I remain joyless and sober.
>>64309217
just get drunk faggot
>>64309217
just be yourself m8
>>64309217
>not getting fucked up
Are you some kind of a straight edge faggot?
>>64309266
now that's just plain bad advice.
>>64307973
Not for long. It's almost 2016.
>there are 20somethings who will sit at home during NYE
God I love being a normie.
>>64309266
>>64309358
No I just hate social situations
>>64308088
>absinthe and weed
>"hey guys im edgy snd cool can i come to your party?"
>>64306706
Knight of Cups, of course.
Get on my level, plebs.
>>64309217
>>64309405
hey dude.
if you're nervous about talking and stuff then check some of this guys videos out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNMXolhSLM
>>64309393
Go out with your friends then, let's see what she's gonna do.
I'll be writing my novel.
>>64309405
Alcohol generally helps. Just don't overdo it.
>>64308466
That's sort of cute. In a really sad way.
>>64309217
>>64309405
just b urself bro !
>>64309405
Get drunk. It helps. Especially if everyone else is drunk as well.
>>64309217
I was at this kind of party week ago I dont even know how I ended up there if you're not used to these kina of parties the only thing that you will enjoy will be alcohol and you're gonna want to leave as soon as possible
>>64309420
>>64309405
some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S1kTByq1f0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6ZKIyNJYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAZpP6nF10Q
just get drunk and have fun man, well all die someday and then you and your actions will be forgotten fore long.
Happy new years anon.
>>64308466
That pic gives me feels :(
>>64308765
I'm 35. It doesn't go away, ever.
>>64309420
>>64309528
Wow. Cheers, anon, and the rest of you. Happy new year to you too.
>>64309393
Is her bull going with her?
>>64309436
Fucking terrible advice. If you don't want to go don't go, if you're actually going at least try to have some fun. Just drink a beer or two it's inevitable in this kind of situation
>usually hang out at friend's apartment with close group of friends and get fucked up
>his newly acquired gf from the east coast is visting for the week
>probably gonna change the whole group dynamic
>probably just gonna stay home now
fuck him for becoming a normie 2bh
>>64309618
Where do you live?
I'd say start walking to nowhere particular, but that might turn out lethal if you live on a small island or in a blizzard.
>>64309573
Nigger, I don't feel guilty.
I'm 30 and I'm staying in and using my 20% off dominos coupon.
Watching The Martian and The Missouri Breaks.
I just saw Home Alone.
I'm clearly too old for this movie.
>>64309650
living in a blizzard must be fucking annoying
>>64309618
You had 31 years to do it, what makes you think you'll change today?
>>64306706
>>64307848
it's a christmas movie; you're a little late.
>>64309618
I wouldn't do it. You'll die in a few years anyway, why rush it?
>>64309776
what is that? soap`?
>>64309776
Christmas doesn't end until February
>>64309714
it was fine until quentin tarantino showed up and started shooting some shit movie. he left but there's a bunch of black guys who used to fuck uma while quentin would suck on her toes and those fuckers just stayed here.
Just got home (2:57am), absolutely fucked and tap water is disgusting and warm. Work at 4pm tomorrow rip
Happy new years
>>64309618
at least wait until Thor: Ragnarok™
>>64307991
Inherent Vice
>>64308394
Im going to my mates cabin in his garden and the 4 of us are going to eat pizza and watch movies.
Am I normie now?
>>64306706
This
district 9 is on today, will watch it with my family
gonna prepare our traditional crab leg dinner before that
>>64308466
i do things like that guy
Get out normies.
I'm going to watch LOTR. I can actually see the fireworks from my room, and I will be closing the blinds to stop the glare.
Next year will be better, right guys?
>>64309972
Yes
I'm going to dinner with my family then I'll probably get drunk alone and watch John Wick.
>>64309972
only after your friends rape you
>>64310039
you should know by now that things are only getting worse as time goes by. just when you think you hit rock bottom, you fall through a trap door.
>>64309405
only one answer: alcohol. just drink some water inbetween when it escalates.
>>64309656
Fuck they gay friend to assert dominance
>>64310139
HOLY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS BATMAN
>>64310139
>>64310180
Yeah for reel. Buh buh muh suffering. Just get a job and start going to the gym again (even though I doubt you did that in the first place) and you'll be fine.
>>64310180
>I just flew in from reddit and BOY are my arms tired!
>>64310375
>get gym card
>buy 3 extra large pepperoni pizzas
>eat pizzas at home while sending pics of your gym card to people on the internet
you made it, breh.
>>64310446
>bullying people on new years eve
Don't you have a girlfriend to fuck you filthy normie
>>64310375
TRAITOR
>>64310490
same here although I'm even worse since I have a home gym. the barbell is literally 3 feet away from me right now but I didn't touch it in months.
as time goes by I have less and less hope that my drive to do something comes back. fuck these feels.
>tfw said yes to a couple of normies invitations
>but I won't go
what's the best excuse /tv/? should I turn off my phone?
>>64306706
>watching a movie
All the cool kids will be watching Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin and shitposting
>>64310729
>being invited
I don't know you fucking normie, you tell me
>>64310729
Tell them you ate bad seafood. Or just shut the phone off.
new years is just an invention by the calendar industry to make more money #stopcounting
>>64309217
pic related
this year i'm probably staying home
fuck trying to act normal
>>64311312
this one had me in stitches
>>64311490
Turn off CNN and go for a walk
>>64311555
>CNN
>UK
Why are americans so self centered and absolutely oblivious to things going on around them
>>64310729
Same happened to me but the alternative was being forced to a cringe dinner with half my family for 4 hours so i'll go out instead, how bad can it be ?
>>64311312
a real autist and a real an hero
>>64311312
a real human bean, pic related is me
>>64311760
Brighton's the one where they broadcast muslim calls to prayer right?
i'll be out trolling for pussy tbqh
>>64306706
i have an approaching cold to fight off as a semi excuse. but since this is the third year in a row iam staying at home iam kinda comfy about it.
its raining here in germuny and the thought of going out to a place to get smashed is attrocious.
i have in moviepipeline:
>the rairoader some japanese 1999 weird story about a railroader
>ex machina
>far from men
>budapest hotel
>Je Vous Trouve Très Beau inuit some french movie about an ugly french farmer who gets a hot waifu from eastern europe
what should i watch familia?
>>64311783
>hehe, still funny
errytime
>>64311829
>trolling for pussy
>>64311783
>crash this party
With no survivors?
And OP I will be watching my family getting drunk
>>64306706
I'm going to marathon Star Wars with my husband's girlfriend.
I'm home from college for Christmas break so I'm going to watch some football and then I'm cooking dinner for my parents. I probably won't watch a movie but I might watch a little sopranos, I'm on the last season
>The Vanishing
>Amour
>jerk off to fart porn
>Wake up to a glorious 2016 full of brand new opportunities and fun times
>>64311895
cuckette
>>64311895
This is getting hard to understand
>>64311895
>you will never be a homely barren woman who watches her husband impregnate a young and beautiful girl
Knight of Cups master race
>>64311617
Literally me, only that it's a fucking party with a DJ in a three floor building.
Still beats having dinner with mom and auntie I guess.
Shitposting on /tv/ of course. What else would I rather do?
>>64310729
nobody's gonna call you to check on you, anon. slit your wrists already
>>64306706
Well I'll be too blackout to remember
>>64306706
>tfw actually alone at my computer with 4 hours of the year to go, drinking Grant's and Coke, debating myself over which kids movie to watch to better stave off the tears
2015 was going to be good, they said.
>>64312368
2015 was the worst year of my life pretty much
>>64312227
I'll try to get hammered asap, good luck with yours.
>>64312155
how the fuck is Knight of Cups out already.
>>64306706
Watching pic related then maybe LOTR if i don't drift off.
no one gave me an invite
guess i'll just sit at home alone and browse /tv/ tonight
>>64312652
You are not even close to enlightenment. I never expected an invite. You need a deep introspective and realize everyone is out for themselves so do what you really want to do, like drink a fuck ton of booze and punch someone in the face.
>>64312590
>chad the movie
>>64311783
get on my level
>>64309405
>i don't drink
WHY?
>because i don't like social situations
>BUT THAT'S WHY EVERYONE FUCKING DRINKS YOU RETARD. HARDLY ANYBODY ENJOYS BEING AROUND PEOPLE WITHOUT SUBSTANCES TO MAKE IT EASIER. DRINK OR DON'T GO. WHY DO YOU TORMENT YOURSELF LIKE THAT
Ghost Busters.
>>64313268
It's because retards who haven't done drugs/drink cannot comprehend how a substance can altar your brain in a way to make a situation more enjoyable. It's completely unfathomable unless you've done it, so they just don't do it.
>>64306706
None. I'll be working like a sucker.
>>64308466
>>64308466
Jesus my sides
>>64312423
Me too bro, spended my entire year unemployed, writing a book that no one will ever read, at least I got my driver's license
>>64312423
Yep. Ended up in a psyche ward twice this year. Only thing I did right was kept on lifting. Unemployed all year too and writing screen plays nobody will read.
>>64313440
Lol hey me
>>64308466
mfw this was me
>>64313051
>show up party
>it ain't me doesn't start playing
>I hope no-one notices my receding hairline
kek
>>64306706
Atop The 4th Wall the movie
I'm already drinking and might kill myself at midnight, so it will be like poetry, it will rhyme.
>>64306706
Not neet but staying home tonight anyway. As for what I'm watching: Walking Dead a bit later but for now deciding on a movie, any grand ideas?
>>64313622
Which method you choosing?
>>64313622
At least you can afford alcohol...I might kill myself and don't even have any alcohol! Haah
This time last year was shitposting on /b/, drinking cognac.
This year will different. This year it will be on /tv/
Going to watch this, never seen it and it seems quite comfy.
The last time I went out for new years was 3 years ago I think, or 2...and I just went to London and got smashed in that big park I forget the name of it. Was a good night, wish I could do the same tonight but unfortunately I'm broke and I don't want to bother my friends asking them what they're doing, because I've been cocoon mode for a while.
>>64310180
>Being lonely is a first world problem
Yeah, no.
I'm playing Homeworld 2, shitposting on /tv/, eating foie gras and drinking white wine
>>64312537
Late Christmas present from Santa Terry
>>64313909
Being lonely while browsing the internet and talking to thousands of other people is a first world problem
I'll be having great time watching movies with my mother's only son :(
>>64307991
I've had my eye on Leviathan for a while. Go for that one
>>64313695
sounds like you're going places, anon!
>>64313051
>it's not even 3:17 yet
kek'd
>>64306706
Return of The Jedi
>>64313993
>getting paid to nibble on Hershlag's toes
Bale's life confirmed for the best life.
>>64309505
Not him, but I have Crohn's Disease so I can't drink. Wat do?
>>64310260
Kek, gotta start using this
>>64313051
I'll probably get stoned alone and watch Tromeo and Juliet when I get off work to honor Lemmy's recent passing. All my coworkers are probably going to the bar after work, but I won't be joining them because I don't drink alcohol which I feel alienates me socially sometimes. I can't drink because I have hepatitis c and a bladder problem that gets a million times worse with alcohol. I'm also an ex drug addict, so I don't really like getting drunk in bars because if I came across the wrong people and I was drunk, I know I would be susceptible to doing hard drugs. Being a loner is the easiest way for me to fight my addiction problems.
>>64314332good movie choice though
>>64309405
>be that introvert faggot that never speaks
>drink
>talk to everyone and their mother
>approach random people and they join us
>talk shit all night long
I wish I was like this the whole time.
>>64314846
Speaking is dangerous. You might say something wrong.
>>64306706
Anomalisa. snacks and beer are steady ready
>>64306706
I'm out of weed so I'll probably be too drunk to watch a movie.
any /tv/ streams tonight?
I dont wanna spend NYE alone ;_;
>>64316975
Oh man thatd be nice
Someone should start a thread
A high bandwidth Twitch style stream would be good.
>>64308466
Leave it to 4chan trolls to get a nice positive advice, and turn it into a negative.
Poor guy just wanted friends.
>>64316055
Nah, worst thing I said was that this one dude looked like Ezra Miller.It was a compliment. dunno if he thought that I was calling a faggot. kek
>>64317554
I have a SJW "friend" who fucked up with a girl because he wanted to say "I don't like people who don't like blacks" and said "I don't like blacks" since he cucks at english
>>64317750
![cb92a1a58dc2e64efd4532ab6d74245aea68817359652f2f99b03ae4ed9d1f50_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mhnjQA6.jpg "cb92a1a58dc2e64efd4532ab6d74245aea68817359652f2f99b03ae4ed9d1f50_1[1].jpg")
>>64308394
>le reeee
Truly, my favorite meme
>>64317938
I've never noticed how weird her hand looks.
>>64306706
At work
>mfw we get shitfaced instead of cleaning the store at 12AM
>probably just walking around the city chainsmoking and taking Xanax until I grow enough of a pair to go to a bar by myself
>then going back to my hotel to ponder my life while looking at pictures of spurdo to cheer me up
At least all my friends are meeting me the next day ;_;
>>64307991
Leviathan or Inherent Vice. Just watched Leviathan tonight. Great watch, if you can handle slow pace. I guess the same goes for IV.
