ITT: We write Rooney Mara a letter one word at a time
DEAR
GOD
VADER
HOW
Problem
CONSENSUAL
KATE
AUTISM
IS
Please marry me Rooney I know you're the only girl for me. I know you browse /tv/ to shitpost too, you probably started this thread. I love you babe, I've loved you ever since I saw that fat fucker eating your ass in Dragon Tattoo. Come on baby we can make it work!
Child
WAS
SUSHI
>>64287341
Skype?
ROONTANG
CUTE!
>>64287341
although you probably made it up, it would be a cool thought if she did browse /tv/
2
>>64287380
SHITPOSTING
you guys are bullies
THROAT
THAT
SNIFF
WHITE
>TFW
TRANNY BRA
>>64287367
roonroonbufoonasssnax98
BLACK
IS
LOVE ME
>>64287421
WARM
STRAIGHT UP FOOT CLINIC
>>64287404
Go away Kate, we're just fucking with her
LITTLE
KATE
HUGE
>>64287341
Oh u
WHITE
WHITE
JUST
AND
TURIAN
STAB
EXACTLY
>>64287283
kek
LITTLE
TUMESCENT
MY
ANUS
MOMENTS
BIG
GUY
>>64287341
don't listen to him, Sailor Roon
pls respond to me instead
>>64287341
I know you're just joking around, but there are people who post shit like that who are 100% sincere.pic relatedRIP. I think he finally got convicted. He'll be sending Kojima and Stefanie Joosten letters from prison now
PENIS
LlTTLE
EROGENOUS
MARA>ROONEY is one word, right?
TURGID
GODDESS
PILLU XD
ASSHOLE
YOU
DIMPLES
LICK
>>64287341
Imagine being Yorick van Wageningen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Roony Mara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hit the craft service because the donuts are getting cold. Like seriously imagine having to be Yorick and not only climb on that bed while Rooney Mara flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfects that naked victim struggle. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ROONEY MARA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who
who have to shove their face into her mannish fucking gremlin ass and smell the scents you didn't even know existed before that day.
You've been doing nothing but a healthy diet of brilliant character roles for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Netherlands. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the shit ring on her cleft asshole as she puckers it to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to shove your face into her "shapely (for that is what she calls it)" anus, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Yorick. You're not going to lose your future Broadway career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face in that ass and bear it.
DANGUS
DINGUS
SHIT
QTFEET
LITTLE
HITLER
MAKE
ITTY
BANE?
ASSSNACK
BLACK
REGRET
Dear god vader, how problem? Consensual Kate autism is child, was sushi, skype? Roontang! Cute! 2 throat that sniff white tfw tranny bra. Roonroonbufoonasssnax98 black is love. Warm Straight up foot clinic. Little kate, huge white, white just and turian stab exactly.
Kek little tumescent my anus. Moments big guy. Penis little erogenous mara. Kek turgid goddess pillu asshole, you dimples. Lick dangus, dingus, shit. Qtfeet little hitler, make itty bane?
PLEASE
DAINTY
PALE
I
people are so fucking retarded they can't even create a two word combo. how hard is it to refresh the thread right before you post your word
AUTISM
SOFT
we need to get refn to go grab goose and rooney and go make the ultimate autism movie
maybe we can settle for villenueve casting her in the blade runner sequel but i kinda want a greater victory
>>64287262
Rooney is it weird diddling with Cate Blanchett when your sister's name is Kate
>>64288059
>retarded
Dont you mean autism?
PERFECT
>>64288157
I'm listening to all her interviews where she talks about her scenes with Cate and I pretend shes talking about her sister Kate while masturbating my dick
ROONEYFEETS
FISHY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s061mza0vx7s
>>64288157
Her sister's name is Mara. Why do you people not get this?
Can we turn her into the next Aidan Gillen?
>>64288297
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s061mza0vx7s
nice
Rooney you cant go full transient meme because you are so fucking cute and sweet. Virgins will always talk about your asshole eating scene or how they can relate to you and this will diminish your chances for meme fame. Release a sextape just like any other socialite.
>>64288297
BLACKED
MASTERPLAN
>>64288301
I found Rooney
MORONGA
>>64288297
send it
>>64288297
Kek'd
>Rooney waits on the sofa
>10 minutes later
>the secretary asks if she wants anything to drink
>Rooney smiles - no thanks, I've drunk so much before coming here!
>20 minutes waiting
>A-Amy surely will be h-here any minute!
>the secretary gives her a pity look
>30 minutes waiting
>the secretary calls Amy and talks for a while in a different room
>I'm so sorry, mrs Rooney, mrs Pascal had a very urgent...
>No worries! I know that Amy is a very busy person! My career can wait, ha ha! I'll just show myself out...
>Mrs Rooney, that's wrong way...
WARM
BLACK
DINGUS
Kate the Great > Rooney the Looney
>>64288842
I want to fuck kate
but I want to SMELL rooney
>>64288842
>not liking both
>>64288842
>>64288876
>I want to fuck kate but I want to SMELL rooney
What did he mean by this?
>>64288842
OOOOOOOO A BOOOOOBYYYYYY DOOOOO ROON ROON I WANT TO WALK LIKE YOU TALK LIKE YOU OOOOOOOOOH UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
>>64288738
it's funny because it's true
>>64288977
Kate is a cheap slut and Rooney is a beautiful princess.
>>64287262
FISHY
>>64288907
>ywn dump a load into Kate
;_;
>>64288907
>Mara in the light
>Rooney in the shadow
>>64287671
What am I missing, who is Tommy? an /a/ sensation?
>>64289032
;_;
>>64288907
I made this picture just for Kateposters
>>64289072
/v/ and cripplechan guy obsessed with Stefanie Joosten (some girl that played in Metal Gear Solid). He made a string of bizarre Twitter accounts and videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqNwLe-NPDk is the only one still online I think. Most of it was removed by the police and because it was far too NSFW for youtube. https://twitter.com/tommyraidenleet is his only twitter account still online; the rest was either suspended or removed by the police). He was mentally ill and actually thought the girl loved him. When she didn't visit him on his birthday he decided to try to kill some people to get her attention. His masterplan didn't work out and he's currently in jail/prison
>>64289436
your average 8ch@n poster tbf
>>64289548
There's a whole board filled with guys like him (/joosten/). They now claim they always disliked him, though.
>>64289599
>joosten
never saw her appeal
>>64289063
>poetry
>>64288738
Kek
>>64289436
So getting caught wasn't part of his plan?
>>64289808
of couuurshhh not
>>64287803
lol, did he audition for that part knowing what was to come?
>>64289808
Nope.
He wasn't a big guy though.
>>64288907
What's the story behind this?
>>64289260
Kate looks like a fox you'd get a raging boner just from linking eyes with across the room, RoonRoon looks like the kind of girl who you want to smell her hair and hold her hand and cuddle with.
>>64290024
Kate is standing in the light, whilst Rooney is in the dark. This was the last time they spoke as sisters.
>>64290129
> This was the last time they spoke as sisters. Why's that?
>>64290024
>Mara in the light, Roon in the dark
What more is there to add
>>64290219
someone needs to lurk moar
>>64290219
You're one of those people who needs everything explained and spoonfed to them, aren't you
>>64289964
Kate became a semen demon while Rooney became a Sith Lord
>She will never be your gf ;_;
>>64290399
whoops, meant for >>64290024
>>64290422
>RoonRoon will never blink at you
why do I continue to endure this putrid existence senpai
i'm postponing my order of my oxygen tank until AFTER i see the Malick/Roon/Goose movie, god damnit just release it already, at least a trailer.
>>64290481
I've touched a hand that touched her faceI know it's very sad to thinks about such a thing
>>64290564
Terry is is postponing it so you stay alive. Based Terry. Being a bro is a 24 hour job.
>>64290585
w-whose?
>>64290422
Hold me
Ive loved you since youth in revolt. Come to the patrician, Patricia.
>>64290422
More?
>>64290623
Not telling.I'm one touch away from Roon's face. yippee!
>>64287404
you know we'd never want to hurt our little roon roon
>mfw all those Roon threads
/tv/'s corpse is getting revived
>ywn kiss her dimples
>>64290422
you'll never cover her nose and mouth while she rapidly blinks at you. kmn
>>64290422
>I want rooney's pooney
>>64290837
SHE EVEN DOES THE HANDS THING DURING INTERVIEWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64290803
Why? Are you lying?
>>64290564
>3 years already
>During principal photography of the Untitled Terrence Malick Project, the director reportedly demoted Ryan Gosling to cameraman and cast himself in the lead role for the unsimulated sex scene with Rooney Mara. The scene was not used in the final film.
>>64290837
I just want to make Rooney smile to me like this
why have you cursed me so, God?
>>64290920
I don't post shit about people I know IRL on 4chan, friend. I don't want him/her to be identified.
>>64290982
So basically you got bitch slapped by mara's pimp
my voice is monotonous. do i have autism?
>>64291016
If only. Wouldn't that be kinky?
No, he/she is my friend.
>>64290930
>gosling
>>64291052
>tfw Rooney is shitposting on /tv/ right now about her own hands
Uguu~
>>64291052
Why did they touch her face? Are they famous?
>>64291096
>rooney touches her own hands constantly
IT FITS
Anon please dont do this to yourself. Dont destroy your psyche over this. New Years is coming and its time to turn over a chapter of your life. Be loved and make it real.
>>64291052
Rooney, stop it.
>autosage
It'll be over soon, friends.
>>64291134
why is she so cute?
>>64291262
>This one waifu thread is clearly clogging up the catalog so better autosage it, but let's ignore the 50+ SW threads
>janny "logic"
>>64291566
youll never rub her throat. why live senpai
>>64291676
no use
only dreams now
>>64291566
We need those seven "Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that the title of the movie is Star Wars The Force Awakens?" threads, bro!
see ya autists lmao
