Why do you hate female comedy?
i hate females
Because women arent supposed to be funny, they almost literally dont know how to create comedy other than slap stick and sexual jokes
>>64270676
I just hate SNL cast members deluding themselves into thinking they deserve/have the ability to act in feature length movies
Don't you get it? They're dressing badly and making retarded faces. How is that not funny?
>>64270676
women often or not are barely formed human beings, like empty vessels that need to be crafted into something resembling humanity.
>>64270719
>look at me guys I can parrot Christopher Hitchens :)))
>>64270676
>My vagina
>Shouting """""""""""""non-pcr"""""""""""""" jokes
>No originality
That said, females are much funnier in small groups.
Tina Fey and Kristen Wigg are both hot as fuck and occasionally funny
>>64270788
Look at me guys, i will ignore facts because im so much smarter!
Give me four genuinely funny women and ill change my mind. You can't start with that one lady who made fun of people who died last year, blanking hard on her name.
>>64270676
>tfw you will never be the meat in that milf sandwhich.
And i dont mind tiny fey, i liked 30 rock and she was the main person behind that. Amy is not as funny imo, she seems to rely alot more being a whachy character
>>64270993
Oh I don't actually disagree with it.
Thanks for confirming that you are actually parroting Hitchens though and can't think for yourself :)
>>64270676
I don't. Lucille Ball was a riot. Carol Burnett.
>>64270676drunk sloppy nasty threesome never
>>64270993
I believe you mean Joan Rivers?
>>64271114
Thanks for confirming that im right.
Maybe i am parroting, but that doesnt change the facts its true. Women are supposed to be pretty, men are supposed to attract those pretty creatures, comedy being one of those ways.
Again, give me four women who can perform a five minute standup without talking about her periods or vagina ONCE and ill stop being a parrot
>>64271177
Yeah i loved her, she produced genuine comedy, her standup from when she was younger is still hilarious.
>>64270676
This one's actually pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gvNwOwL2Y
>>64271199
Joan rivers
Sarah silverman
Chealsea pereatti
Maria bamford
The last 3 are not that funny imo, ( but u dint say they had to be funny, just be able to do 5 mins) but they are well estalished stand ups who dont constanly rely on their gender for material.
>>64271316
Lol you got me there, actually being funny is something i forgot to add..
Other than joan, three women who are funny and dont use their bodies as the basis of their 'comedy'
>>64270676
Women are so self-abosrbed that even when they try to do comedy to make you life they essentially still just attempt to make themselves look sexually desirable.
There's female comedy?
>>64271399
Anna Russel?
>>64270676
Because it's not funny. It's like mixing comedy and porn. When I watch porn I want to be aroused, when I watch comedy I want to laugh. When I look at women I want to be aroused, not laugh, so I only like 'female' movies with qts. Sorry but women just aren't entertaining in any way but being sexual or cute.
>>64270676
At the core of comedy is self depreciation. Watch a something like Curbed your Enthusiasm, or Steve Carrell's character in the Office -- men doing comedy will actually make themselves the butt of the joke. Female 'comedy' is usually "OMG a creepy guy hit on me! Can you believe how wacky this situation is!?" They just have zero humility or self awareness.
Amy schumer
Just fucking kidding
>>64271690
Curb your enthusiasm is one of my favorites
>>64271114
>>64270788
>>64271199
Hitchens didn't say that women couldn't be funny, just that they didn't need to be.
>>64271690
30 rock is pretty self depricating at times.
>>64272018
I was going to say this. Same with Parks & Rec and to some extent that show with that indian chick from The Office.
