>tfw I took the wrong color Skittles with me to the theater and they won't let me in
did you at least get to shower
>>64269691
>no reclining sofa chairs with dual cup holders as theater seats
what do you live in some third world country?
At least in your local theater you don't have X-Ray scanners.
I can't smuggle food in any more because they x-ray the bags and do body patdowns.
>>64269791
I do not believe you.
>>64269807
You're lucky
>>64269807
It isn't like I want to believe it either.
>tfw exit signs in both corners of the front of the theater throw red sheens across the sides of the screen that are noticeable during the movie
>>64269856
those signs are green in my country and they're super subtle
just like the skittles I forgot :(
>>64269691
I haven't eaten Skittles since I was 4 years old and even then I only ate then like twice.
Are they super chemicalish?
>>64269791
What's keeping you away from hiding it up your garbage tube?
>>64271771
I don't like dirty food?
>>64271822
Pack it in plastic first?
>tfw you live in a country where people don't applause every 5 minutes or have niggers yelling at the screen constantly
feels good.
>One night at theatre
>watching the Dark Knight rises
>Have to pee really badly
>Still 3 hours until Dance intermittence
>Don't want to miss a scene
>Drop my watch on the ground
>lay down on the floor and act like I'm reaching under the seat
>As I'm down there, I pull out my dick and begin to piss on the floor
>Smirking at my own ingenuity
>Suddenly a blood hurdling scream is heard
>Women next to me looks horrified and stands up to run
>She slips on my piss puddle falls down face first into some kids hot nachos
>Kid screams as her face is being scalded, im still mid piss
>security runs in and see the whole scene
>About to get arrested when suddenly a man with green hair begins shooting the actors on the screen
>Everybody panics and I get away Scott free
>>64272046
>not having a tube running up your legs taped around your member to avoid spilling
>at the bottom of you legs the tube is bent a bit upwards
>all you have to do is reach down and pull the tube out and aim it away from you
>easy, no mess
>zero visibility
>>64271972
I still couldn't eat it
Thats why you go with a buddy if the movie is really interesting.
>>64269791
My theater still does ocular patdowns so I can still easily hide chippies in my baggy trousers.
>>64269756
No lie, when I went to see TFA, they had just installed those, and oh god, it was so good.
>>64272393
does mac work there
>>64272353
why?
>>64272451
Because its gross?
>>64269691
Tfw green skittles aren't vegetables
>>64269691
The last time I forgot to include meat-flavored Skittles in my bag they didn't let me in because it had a vegan-free policy.
>>64272499
not if it's been protected in plastic?
>>64269791
Ha. Last movie I saw in theaters I got blazed and smuggled in mcdonalds
>>64272538
But pizza is according to the american government.
So make the skittles pizza colored
>>64272601
Skittles aren't vegan. They're made with pork gelatin.
So, really, they're not kosher either.
>>64272046
Did you just run out of cinema diapers?
>>64272499
Do you touch your dick after you put a condom on
>>64272444
I haven't seen him, but we have a strict spaghetti policy so I would think so.
