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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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JUST
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>having sex with a woman

there are consequences.
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>>64260470
Whatever, this manlet deserves it. Brendan Fraser on the other hand...
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If you're any kind of successful, why in the hell would you get married without a prenup?
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>>64260470

He actually did pretty well. Something like 7% of his yearly salary. Most men get hit with 20%.
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13k doesn't sound as bad as what some of these other slags have got.
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Why does someone need $13,000 a mont to raise children?
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>>64260487
As if he's not actually a massive faggot.
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>>64260538
>Something like 7% of his yearly salary

An actor has a fixed salary? Don't they get paid by the gig?
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>>64260552
you have to guarantee them the same lifestyle they had when they lived with you
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>>64260552
Child support is not determined based on the needs of the children. It is calculated based upon a fixed percentage of the husbands income. This is why gold dogging whores actively seek to get knocked up by rich men. They will get paid for 18 years for taking a dick and nothing else.
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>>64260538
are you retarded? look up what happened to Dave Foley
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>>64260552

Gold plated diapers.

>>64260588

>treat woman horribly
>hoard your money like a dragon
>she wants a divorce
>gets $25 in McDonald's giftcards as alimony

The perfect plan.
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>>64260588
This. It's a legal principal that the children of divorce can maintain more or less the same quality of life as when the family was intact.
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>>64260588

That is absolutely fucking retarded. Funny that feminists will claim they're all about equality but omit shit like this from their list of causes.
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>>64260552
gold diggers

plain and simple
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Is it a celebrity thing or are humans incapable of any sort of stable relationship? I bet the explanation was that it "didn't work out between them."
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>>64260664
he's basically paying his wife to go away so he can fuck the hordes of sluts throwing themselves at him

based renner
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>>64260664
i think a lot of celebrities and rich people are just assholes or opportunists in general

might just be me though
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>>64260612

I am retarded, so please don't bring it up and trigger me.

>>64260609

>get set for 18 years
>18 years later
>no plans and no more income
>already played your hand as a gold digging monster

I know we're dealing with women here, but what is their backup plan after those 18 years are up? They're too old and busted to land another gold mine.
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My boss got cucked this week by his fucking landscaper.

His wife is taking the house, the kids, and half his shit.

>2015
>marriage
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>>64260664
If anything celebrities have more stable relationships than the average human
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Seriously, how do we stop these fucking CUNTS from getting away with this legal robbery?

Men need to get a damn prenup if they roll the dice with marriage. I will never get over this shit, where is the moral justification?!
Un
Fuckin'
Believable
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>>64260652

You divorce wives, not children, anon.

That said, the system is ridiculously biased in favor of women
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>$156k a year

Thats more than both of my parents combined what the fuck
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>>64260695

>what is their backup plan after those 18 years are up

If its a girl teach them to do it, or stay fit and healthy and do it again for themselves.

Do you not understand the game of these whores, they know nothing else. Remember uroburos
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>>64260705
>Wife cheats on the husband
>Still gets more then half of the stuff

JUST
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>>64260695
Generally speaking these whores have children from multiple men in order to keep the gravy train rolling and try to at least stagger the births in order to keep the money coming in for as long as possible. Ultimately, when they're all used up and the ride is over they begin to leech off their own adult children for survival.
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>>64260664
Actors work for 8 weeks filming then 6 weeks promoting it worldwide. Its not really a stable family situation
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>>64260751
IIRC prenups are worth fuck all
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>>64260470
Sluts
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JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD WITH AN ARROW

FUCK YOU CUPID
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>>64260756
>That said, the system is ridiculously biased in favor of women

That's all you had to say

no one's sticking up for these guys so don't act like you're taking the moral high ground in playing devil's advocate here, guys get fucked like this routinely without a word

If we're going to go full 2015 how about we actually go full 2015 and not just "women's 2015"
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>>64260627
Then just give full custody to the parent who make the most money.
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>>64260470
At the end all those slut jokes caught up with him.
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>>64260805
He's paying the mortgage on a house she pressured him into chasing. That she still lives in without working. And apparently Senor Landscaper Rodridguez may or may not be the father of their 3rd kid.

Something like 25% of our profits are going into her pocket directly. She called him "emotionally distant" and "boring" in family court.

Poor SOB just shows up now, shuts up in the main office unless he's got something business related to say, and cries. He's worrying me with his muttering about women though.
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>>64260912
Well worth it though
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>>64260751

Leave the country, take your cash in dollar bills and go have fun in the sun in mexico.
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>>64260826
Prenups should be enforceable by the death penalty.

It's the only way to save society.
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That's actually a really good deal for a guy that earns as much as he does, very good indeed.

Not saying that it isn't a scam, but it's still definitely in his favor considering he makes millions every year, that is only $156k / yr.
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>>64260470
>Talked to my mom about relationships and marriage today
>Tell her marriage is pointless, I can get sex without marriage etc
>She has no real defense
>See this thread
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>>64260751
Just go gay. Your kid will turn out fucked up but he's statistically less likely to drop out or be incarcerated compared to a lesbian family
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>>64260846

What moral high ground? Making sure the kids keep a similar lifestyle makes perfect sense, the wife pocketing a stratospheric percentage of a dude's money does not.
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>>64260470
Marriage is so worth it guys...so much love.
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>>64260938
If this is all true it would actually be incredibly helpful if the guy went public with this bullshit, but I know that's probably the last thing he wants to do. It's disgusting what women get away with.
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>>64260470
Maybe now he'll finally come out as gay.
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>>64260751
Just get married literally anywhere other than the USA
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>>64261074

There's nothing to say you can't give the kid more money if you want! It's the legal obligation to do so, which is fucking retarded since you're putting that cash in the bitches hand.
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>>64261089
>HURR THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN AMERICA
Please go be retarded somewhere else.
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>>64261089
Not true. Eurocuck here.
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>>64260705

>2015
>not knowing how to avoid cunts

>if they look like a bitch stay away (pic related)

>if they are dolled up in makeup stay away

>if they are hitting on your and you have alot of money stay away (do not fuck them because they will try to fuck you with claiming rape)

>if they believe in feminism and do not agree that men and women should be equal stay away

>if they come from a bad home life with daddy issues stay away

>if they wear a shit ton of jewelry but dont come from enough money to support them wearing it stay away


These are just a few rules to not get JUST'D


but easiest rule to follow, if you meet woman and she has a bitchy tinge to her personality just stay away.
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Remember. In Islam, all you have to do is say "Divorce divorce divorce" in order to divorce a woman and you can divorce her, but she cannot divorce you. Also, you get to keep what you want and it is common to throw the woman on the street with nothing. And a man can marry as many women as he wants, but not vice versa.
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>>64261165

This. It's illegal to ask for a fucking paternity test in France, shit.

the Western world is solidly becoming anti-man
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>>64261089

This guy >>64261165 is right, you're being a retard. This shit happens everywhere, I'm not even american and I've seen this a million times.
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>>64261183
A stable family life is a big one. Every girl I dated and then broke up with had a family issue that continued into their adult life.

Others had issues in different places, but the thing that never changed was mommy/daddy issues.
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>>64261089
In Germany and France paternity is a social construct so you could technically pay child support for a child that isn't yours because you need a judge to take a paternity test
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>over 13000 in child support
What is the mother giving the kids to eat, beluga caviar or something? Christ.
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PRENUP
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>>64261233

true, ive never seen a bad home life relationship be a happy one. ive seen people stay together but its never pretty and never worth the head ache.


and man once they have a kid its all fucked from there
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>>64260756
>You divorce wives, not children, anon.
>implying she's not going to blow half of the child support in fancy Manolo's and or jewelry.
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>>64260524

>why in the hell would you get married

Isn't that the question of the day?

Seriously, justify doing this straight men. I don't think you can.
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>>64260470
child support makes complete sense though, its the alimony that gets the JUST treatment
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>>64261108

Come on, you can't just give it to the kid, it's about maintaining a lifestyle, if you give the money to a 10 year old he's just gonna buy a shitload of videogames or something, it sucks, but there's no other way than directing the money to his legal guardian. To me the fucked up part is when a dude loses his fucking house and most of his income while having to somehow pay rent for a new place.
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>>64261386
There used to be physical and social benefits to getting married. A lot of people stayed virgins before sex and having a stable career meant being married. Otherwise you were seen has a closest homosex or a pariah.

For a woman nothing has changed. They have kept all the benefits, men have lost theirs.
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>>64260470
SLUTS
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>>64261393

Exactly
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>>64261394

>Come on, you can't just give it to the kid

To me, child support just means making sure the child survives and lives """"""""comfortably"""""""" eg a middle class lifestyle. Not fucking $13,000 a year. Proportions make no sense whatsoever. It should be more like $1,000 tops.

>giving it to the woman is a better and more responsible option

le fucking mao

If she's so concerned about her finances she can consider not hoarding custody
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>>64260470
Serves him right for being a misogynistic shitlord.
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>>64260470
Women win again.
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>>64260695
I know a girl who got knocked up 3 times by 3 different dudes. They all pay child support. She works though but only at fucking Wal-Mart yet she lives in a nice 2 story house and each kid gets their own room. Meanwhile my wife and I both work and still have to save up for a few more years to get a house.
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>>64261386
If I ever get married, it will be in spirit, not by law/

Seriously, what's the point?
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>>64261429

This is all of it.

All of the old social constructs that used to tie our society together? Over the course of civil rights, 1st 2nd and 3rd wave feminism, women have struck down most of the male benefits, of almost everything, while retaining their own. Literally having their fucking cake and eating it too. And yet you'll still see these bitches insist they're about "egalitarianism". It is a fucking rotten joke.

They JUST made rape against men an actually legally recognized thing in the United States TWO YEARS AGO.
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>>64260695
13k a month for 18 years? That's close to 3 million buckaroos. You'd have to be completely retarded to fuck that up.
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>>64261386
Well... Joint bank accounts are pretty cool.

Also tax breaks and splitting the bills in half are nice.

There's also the companionship.
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>>64261386
Child support goes to the kids, doesnt matter if he is married. Just ask me, im your father and fooked your mum faggot
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>>64261183
>if they look like a bitch stay away (pic related)

You realize this girl is an heiress and likely worth more money than any potential partner? She'd probably have to pay you

Also, is $13,000 per month worth it to have intercourse with pic related?
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SLUTSSSSSSS
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>>64261089
why getting married in the first place? if you bring up the idea that it's a confirmation of love or something well...i'll tell you it means much more when you do it after at least 10 years of a solid relationship with someone. But most people do it in the first or second year thinking it's all gonna be forever and sunshine from now on!
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>>64261205
>Pay for this kid
>Prove it's mine
>No, it's yours. Trust us. Pay.

Why is France so retarded?
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NOT BASED JEREMY
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>>64261634
You can get a fucking joint banking account without marriage. Plus those tax breaks aren't so great when you owe 10k once April 15 rolls around. Bills aren't split with a joint account, its "our" bills. Companionship is available without marriage.
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>>64261729

More and more I find this to be the case

sad world we live in, guys just can't trust any more

what's in it for dudes to settle down?
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>>64261341
10/10 bait
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>>64261634
Beta male, please.
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>>64261672

What are you talking about? She is just a model and not even on any net worth chart. Also she is just some skinny slut. I know girls who look like her. Definitely not worth it.
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>>64261672
>Also, is $13,000 per month worth it to have intercourse with pic related?
No, I can fuck better looking escorts for less.
Or not-as-good-looking-but-still-good-looking sluts for 2 gin tonics and a fake story about my life.

Seriously, if you want to have a heir do like Christiano Ronaldo did.
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>2015
>Marrying a woman

Plebs gonna pleb, I guess.
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>>64261818

my god

Ronaldo truly is the man with the plan

and here I was deriding his autistic attention to fashion and detail
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>>64261493

Oh ok, let me just give the $13,000 to this prepubescent boy, you edgelord.

>$1,000

They're fucking Jeremy Renner's kids, they probably go to private schools an whatnot, I get that you're arguing about the legal obligation, but they still have to take that shit into account.
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>>64260470
kek

Next time find a better beard
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I thought he was gay
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>>64261672

Lol what?
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>>64261848

No. No you don't. Why is Jeremy Renner obligated to provide a life of luxury to kids the courts have established he has no full custody of?

It's Renner's choice whether he wants to provide the luxury to them. As is any dad's choice you fucking mong. My dad didn't make giving me everything his #1 priority and yet I still love him and he made me better for it, kids don't "need" all that fucking shit.

Your legal obligation should be to provide the necessities and a few extras along the way, not to ensure you grow up a little rockstar. Jesus Christ, the entitlement attitude.

>OK, let me give $13,000 to my fucking divorced wife

Yeah that comes off the tongue so much better
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>>64261773
settling down is a terrible idea. Trusting your partner is essential, but it doesn't mean that you can predict the future...and you should know that a relationship works if people can adapt to the many changes that come up in a relationship.
I just want my next relationship to keep going as long as it can, but putting it under contract as if my couple was a prison just seems like relationship suicide to me. Unless you marry much further down the road in the relation, and that is indeed a celebration of that love then, and not just a fucking las vegas bet on life.
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>>64260695
>>64261616
>18 years

You realize it extends to 21 if the kid goes to college right?
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$13000 a month from $35 million and his net worth will keep going up. So basically he gets to fuck sluts while some whore rises his son. Cool
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it's even worse with countries that automatically declare you a couple

Rich people here have to
- not live together with their sluts
- break up after 6 months

if you live together for a year you can be declared in a relationship and be screwed if she claims for money
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>>64260470
>H-hey there Bob...listen uhm..about that Hawkeye spinoff...
>Yeaaa...listen Jeremy..i'm affraid it's on hold for now...
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>>64262022
You make it sound like he had an option to keep his kid
it would be way cheaper if he could, he would've done it as well if not for the courts
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>>64262082
fucking kek
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>>64262082
JUST
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>>64262082
>N-now hold on bob.. what about j-just a Netflix series.. It could be gritty like Daredevil or Jessica Jones.
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>>64260938
Be careful anon. Make sure you don't become a victim if he decides to become the designated office shooter.
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>>64262074
where does this even happen
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>>64262228
Sounds like Bongistan or Finland.
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>>64262172
Nope, the guy will kill himself and that will be the end of it.
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>>64262237
It's actually Canada.
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ITT: retards

He makes over $80 million in a year not just from capeshit from advertisements and shit too. We're talking about a fraction of a percent going to child support.
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>>64262237
Tfw this is true, in Canada.

The only benefit for me was I got to go on my girlfriends insurance once we lived together for a year.
The bad side it once I was making more money than her I am in constant fear of losing everything if she wants out.
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>>64261198
>divorce divorce divorce
No way. Also salam.
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>>64261198
>Divorce divorce divorce
ah, the ol Bettlejuice clause
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>ITT people who lack people skills and understanding that you don't pump a baby into random sluts

I've never stayed with a bitch or a crazy cunt, then I dated a girl for 5 years to understand if she wasn't like the rest, then married her, been with her for 10 years so far, best choice I've ever made. Time reveals a true person
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>>64262333

>Robbing someone is ok because it's only a small amount
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>>64260576
This is literally directly ripping off that scene in Nisekoi
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>>64262331
>>64262335
Fuck Canada man. Might be the worst place in the world to get married. Joe Rogan has a really old podcast of a Canadian friend of his who got divorced. Did is completely fucked, his alimony was rated when he was making lots of money as an actor. Now he gets no work and is fucked. Even says if he can't pay the Canadian government will arrest him and throw him in jail for a long time.
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>mom divorces rich dad and tries to JUST him with a false domestic abuse claim, attempting to send him to prison while getting all his cash
Am I the child of a fucking gold digger who waited 16 years to enact her plan /tv/?
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>>64262399
Ensuring your retarded ass wife has money to take care of your children isn't really robbery.

Although not insuring she actually spends a good amount of it on the child should be criminal.
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>>64262459
Rarely happens that it's spent on the kid.
Thousands in child support- wow that kid must really love designer handbags.
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>>64261183
This fom knows
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>>64262452
Do the right thing. Prove the claim is false and live with your dad.
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>>64262492
Pretty much, good luck proving she's blowing the money when she has a restraining order against you. Life if suffering.
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>>64262503
>tfw live with my dad but mother has paid fuck all over the years
Fucking cheating whore.
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>>64262452
Kek
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>>64261074
That doesn't make any sense. Why the fuck should children be "guaranteed" a lifestyle? What are they, royalty? They're fucking kids. You feed them, clothe them, and give them school supplies. Anything else they should be fucking grateful for.

If you and your wife want to maintain your children's lifestyle, then don't get a fucking divorce.
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>Sonni Pacheco says Jeremy is lying in his legal docs when he claims she hopped in an Uber and left their nearly 2-year-old daughter Ava alone for 15 minutes. She also says allegations that she was smoking and drinking during her pregnancy are a lie as well. She says she did NOT stop breastfeeding because she was hitting the bottle. Sonni says she stopped because her diet was making Ava gassy.

>She also says she's a doting mom and Jeremy is spotty when it comes to caring for the kid. She mentions an incident shortly after Ava was born, claiming Ava burnt her head on his fireplace glass and he expressed no concern other than to tell her to bring over some polysporin.

>Here's what she doesn't mention ... Jeremy's business partner said in his documents Sonni allegedly tried extorting Jeremy, saying she'd release embarrassing videos of the actor if he stopped helping her get a green card. She makes no mention of this in her legal response.

This is what happens when you race mix
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>>64262333
The child also gets 5% of whatever he makes over 2.5 million.

JUST
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>>64262503
The claim fell through a couple months ago. His shit was 50% fucked up at the end of it though, he lost his medical license just because the claim was made.
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>>64262545
When her cunt is all dried out and useless she will come crawling back for your affection.
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>>64262333
He's networth is only 35 million
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>>64262614
Why... Is this the world I get to inherit from my parents?
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>>64262333
What happens when he stops being an Avenger and doesnt make that anymore? You can't expect the same income for the rest of your life.

Just ask Dave Foley. He got a divorce when he was doing News Radio now he owes his ex-wife money he doesn't have for the rest of his life and is completely broke because of it.
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I guess the casual sexism Renner will spew during Civil Wars press junkets will be absolutely vile this time around. I'm sorry in advance for the actresses that will probably be part of those press junkets, especially if Agent 13 is a big role like she's advertised as being.
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>marrying and giving a foreigner a child


Full retard Jeremy
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>>64260470
Met this man at my work.
What an asshole.
Tipped the server at his table 11$ on a 500$ tab,
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>>64262654
Women are evil anon. That's what I've learned from the experience. I'm not trying to /blog/ but she got him arrested with my older brother in his car and that story got into the local news. She was dead set on fucking his shit up.
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>>64260470

>my poor child wont survive on less than 100K a year!!!
lol
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This is precisely why you don't marry, not until the world gets its shit together when it comes to divorce law and alimony payments so your wife can't take all of your shit after having a bad argument with her

Not even a prenup can save you, the judge can just throw that shit away
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>>64260538
>>64260612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
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>>64262672
Why does such a great guy have to get JUST'ed? KITH is a GOAT sketch show and his performance in Fallout: New Vegas stole the game for me the first time around, the man's a hero, not an alimony machine
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>>64262766
This fucking video, if you are worried about getting married don't watch this. This poor mans soul has been ripped from his body.
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>>64262333

He isn't an A list actor but his expenses aren't insignificant and he is usually box office poison outside franchises and like one or two independent films.

An extra $160k a year bill on top of what he has to pay his agents, travel, stylists, publicists and all the other shit Hollywood sucks out of you can't be great.
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>>64260470
>becoming famous
>not having a vasectomy immediately and freezing your sperm if you think you might want kids later

He fucked up.
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What do you say when someone asks why you don't want to get married
Seems to autistic to say "because if we split up I'd have no money"
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>>64262764
You don't even have to be legally married now
>Common law marriage
Watch yourselves
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>>64261259
>paternity is a social construct
Man you guys really are fucked over there.
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>>64262848

>There really isn't a point

Simple and sweet

>if we're meant to be together forever we don't need a legal title to assure that
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>>64262848
"i'm not ready for that step yet" or something similar

if you say the latter you're going to look like a fag unless you are super rich
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>>64262158
>Ehhhhhh we'd really like to keep the Avengers separate from that world, you do want to be an Avenger still, don't you Jeremy?
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THEY CAN AND THEY WILL
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>>64262766

I'm sorry
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>>64262356
yes. It's called the triple talaq
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>>64261672
No intercourse costs $13k, I'm not even talking about monthly fee. Do you think she has magical vag or something?
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>>64261198

Insha'allah habibi, the western khanzeer will see the glory of the Qur'an and its many miracles.

TAKBEER

A HAMDOO LILAAH

Ma'a salaam, ibnees!
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>>64260524
Some states will throw a prenup out. They're not concrete.
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>>64261089
anywhere except white countries basically
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>mfw he gives you a prenup
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>>64262895
this is exactly what i told my now wife before i married her
she was quite hung up in the sanctity of marriage at that point, saying that is was essential for a couple to stay together for life
eventually she came around and said to me "you were right, marriage isnt necessary for a couple to stay together in love"
then i married her
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>>64263184
Either she believed you or you just fell into a sarlacc pit and will be digested over the next 1,000 years.
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>>64260470

He doesn't pay alimony?
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>Breeders
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>>64262766
N E G A T I V E
5 0 0 0 0 0 0 K
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>>64261532
I had a ceremony with my wife but none of the legal paperwork was signed, government doesn't consider us married but we don't give a shit
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>>64262919
Makes me wonder if he will be in the upcoming bourne with matt damon.
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>>64262766
that's the craziest shit, how is this legal

>i need to make 40,000 to pay 17,000 and keep 0 dollars
>that infinite loop of prison sentences
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>>64263169
But I'm a straight male, why would he give me a prenup?
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>>64263348

If you live in a state with common law marriage, you're likely eligible.
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>>64263169
She is cute.
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>>64261089
Yeah ask your boy Dave Foley how divorce works in Canada.
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>>64263397
Screw brendan. Dave is the fucking JUST king.
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you have ten seconds to name a single good reason for getting married

>yfw
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>>64260524
>he thinks prenups do anything

all she has to do is say you hit her and cry for the court and they'll throw it out and give you her money anyway

daily reminder that if you aren't against feminists you are literally helping this continue and will probably be cucked hard if you haven't been already

pic related, it's you if you cohabit with or marry a woman
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>>64262816
>not freezing your sperm and having a vasectomy anyway

anon...
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>>64262806
>>64262976
>>64263334
>>64263379
Shit is crazy, marriage can fuck you up hard.

I had a friend who got married at 18 and divorced at 22, she took off with alot of money and he was left with 100k in debt.

He's now 32 in a happy relationship and will NEVER marry ever again
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>>64262877
DAILY REMINDER THAT FEMINISTS WANT TO KEK AMERICA IN THE SAME FASHION
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>>64260938
>She called him "emotionally distant" and "boring" in family court.

literally should not be allowed

she should have to prove physical abuse or GTFO

don't want to be stuck in a marriage? marry the right person.

can't commit to one dick? don't get married.

the law needs to be fucking enforced equally, not "equally" according to faggot democrats
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>>64260470

>2015
>Getting married

Fucking sucker
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>>64263543
>he was so emotionally distant that i'm gonna take his money.
beautiful human logic.
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>>64263394
I'm well aware of common law, it doesn't exist here
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>>64263579
>2015
>Getting married
>Being a hollywood actor and getting married
what the fuck was he thinking really?
He knew this was gonna happen eventually right?
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>>64261393
no, child support does not make complete sense

it's a necessarily evil but it's still JUST tier in many case

you can literally be ordered to pay more in child support than you actually make and you have no defense or counterargument because MUH CHILRENS

i understand that there's a need to make sure the kids are provided for but it should be something which is literally impossible and therefore unreasonable. it should be a percentage of what the man actually makes, not some arbitrary amount which condemns him to jail because he literally cannot pay
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>>64261672
>implying women want men who make less than they do

Women literally want six figure jobs and then demand a guy who makes seven figures.

They want to be put ahead of men for all the choice jobs, but then still expect men to outearn them so they can still be pampered beyond their individual means and still have something to steal when they get bored/cheat and it's JUST time

TL;DR what women want is literally mathematically impossible
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>>64260470

child support

not alimony

prenup can't get you out of paying for your kids, he would have to pay it even if they werent married

are you people legit retarded?

if you are the kid of some rich fucker, he has to pay more to support you than someone who doesn't have that kind of money, I don't see much wrong with this
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Don't fucking Marry her.
So there's no Legal contract between you and her so when the love is over You can go apart from each other without any Legal issue and problems and she can't demand shit
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>>64262459
>you need $13k a month to take care of kids

fuck off cunt

average household income in the US is like $50k, people raise three, four, five children on that money
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>falling for marriage meme
Fully deserved it
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>>64262614
>women can destroy your life by making a baseless accusation with zero evidence
>western men tolerate this every day

Feminism literally needs to be eradicated

I almost wish mudslimes would take over and put cunts back in their place. They are literally destroying everything men worked for over millennia
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>>64260664
It's not a celebrity thing, it's just when it happens with them it's national news as opposed to your neighbor down the streer.

The divorce rate for everyone is now like 60% and only like 10% of couples anonymously claim they are in happy marriages.

Humans aren't monogamous animals, the only reason marriage was a thing for so long was because of extreme social stigma due to religion. The second divorce became accepted this became the norm.
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don't blame the wife.
blame him for having children with the wife.

when you know the consequences of some actions, dont play the victim card when it turns against you.
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>>64262895
this to be truthful kinship

her reaction when you say this will immediately clue you in on whether or not she's worth your time in the long-term

>tfw most girlfriends I've said this to became completely assraged
>tfw they harped on it for the rest of the relationship
>"omg I can't believe you don't want to marry me"
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>>64260689
statistically speaking it's not just you.
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>>64262877
Can you tokufags stay here and leave /m/?
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>>64263719
see
>>64263634
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Never get married in California if you're wealthy. Never live in California if you're wealthy. It's a poor mans state.
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>>64263920
Last two relationships one girl went to a fucking website to see what our kids would look like as a way to convince me to marry her (This was a 3 month relationship) The other, usually when things were going really good, would want to spontaneously go to the court house and get a marriage certificate.

I might have been in love those times, but I thank God my brain was working. They usually ended up being supremely disappointing or mopey afterwards. Like their grand attempt to sway me failed.
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>>64262766

Man... who the fuck write these laws though?

The local canadian college femanazi circlejerk?
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>>64261511
Maybe make your wife a double agent? Get her to get knocked up by different men and then exploit them for money.

You're already a cuck so what is there to lose?
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>>64263233
as far as i see i gain more out of the marriage than she does, in terms of physical opportunities
the only thing i give up the chance of bagging a better looking woman, given everything else being the same
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>>64263634
Both parents should be required to contribute child support.
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>>64263904

>muh innocent women

Bitch knew exactly what she was doing. Many ways for a woman to trick men into having a kid.
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>>64264054
the woman physically raises the kids
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>>64261848

How fucking retarded are you?

The mom can do whatever the fuck she wants with the money. She doesn't have to show any receipts to anyone. In fact, if you demanded to know where any of your money is going they'd probably call you abusive.

Gold digging whores are scum. End of story.
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>>64262438
>implying nisekoi was the first anime to do that scene
Supreme casual detected
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>>64263184

She totally tricked you bro. Enjoy paying alimony and child support evetually.
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>>64264074
The school system does that. Being "raised" by my mother meant being dragged around bored out of my brain while she shopped for clothes.

I had it good. What does "raising" a child really mean? All they do is live with you and fuck you up mentally.

I'm doing the same with my roommate now. Does that mean I'm "raising" him?
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>>64260524

Prenups are not ironclad. They are in fact one of the easiest contracts to void.

Not only this but they put stress on the marriage anyway.

Your best bet is to either
A. Pick smart with your woman, don't get a prenup, buy your house yourself and put it in a trust, wait several years into the marriage before having children, and gather proof of cheating if shit is about to hit the fan

Or

B. Don't get married.
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>>64262439

I can't remember his name right now but you're talking about the guy from Kids In The Hall. I saw that episode you're talking about.
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>>64264096
>implying i am in a liberal white country
shes not even white
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>>64263983

Never get married end of the rhine.
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>>64263062
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>64261259
>In Germany and France paternity is a social construct so you could technically pay child support for a child that isn't yours because you need a judge to take a paternity test

how the fuck do you even rationalize this shit
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>>64264115
theres obviously no court ruling on this one, jsut the assumption that "mother knows what to do naturally"
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>>64264147
They won't need to worry about their current laws anyways. Sharia courts will soon take over.
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>>64261205
>Frogs legally enforcing cuckoldry
Why am i not surprised
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>>64264147
Like that in certain states in the US. If you act as a authority figure for any length of time you're on the hook. I believe there was a dumb guy neighbor that offered to watch some cum dumpsters kid for a night, that nigger is now paying child support.
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>>64260470
>Makes over $4,000,000 a year,
>has to give his kids $150,000.
HE'S BEING LITERALLY RAPED.
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>>64260470
Why would any successful man in the 21st century get married?

Ever?
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>>64260585
Dude's essentially a marvel salaryman at this point.
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>>64264242
get fucked fucking commie beggar
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>>64264074

My mother didn't bother while my father was pretty much away at sea ten month a year until I hit 15yo and went on boarding schools all the way up to college.

Worst thing being she's a stay at home mom, I mostly remember her letting me on my own all the time while she went shopping all day long, spendng all the money my dad did like crazy.

Bitch couldn't even pick me up on time when I was in primary school. She fuckec up my big bro for good, molested him, now he's stuck in a mental institution.

Old hag wonders why I never call back home...
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>>64264248
Money attracts good pussy. Even Biblical figures were blinded by it, Solomon was the greatest warrior ever and that cunt chopped off his hair after he was asleep from a good fuck session.
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>>64260664
>implying normal people don't get divorced.
>implying people should stay together if things "don't work out."
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>>64264242
No kid is special enough to deserve more than $50 a month. Not even that power glove fucker from the wizard.
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>getting married
JFMSU
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>>64264283
samson, not solomon
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>>64260664

Most marriages end up in divorce.

I'ld say it's a feminist thing.
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>>64260751
>Dude makes roughly $330,000/month.
>Pays $13,000 for his kids.

If that's robbery where do I sign up?
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>>64264308
Thanks senpai
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I don't get why you guys are making this a "men are getting shafted, women are greedy, this is an inequality thing" issue. If a rich woman marries a man and then divorces him, the man is entitled to the exact same kind of money that the women are in cases posted ITT.
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>>64260664
Celebrities and rich people have the luxury to get divorced.

Normal people are usually forced into "making it work" by outside pressure.
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>>64261363
So now we're just making up things about people to justify acting angry about something that he agreed to in mediation? Dude could have challenged it in court if he gave a shit, but he's making over a quarter of a million a month. He's giving his kids less than 5% of his monthly earnings.
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>>64264376
>Rich woman
>Gets divorced
>Has better lawyers
>Gets full custody
>Doesn't have to pay child support or alimony
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>>64264007
no, the feminazis from 20 to 40 years ago who normies always say were "the real feminists" and "weren't as bad"
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>>64264342
>it's not robbery because they didn't take all my money
scrounger fuck
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>>64264422
>gets full custody
>doesn't have to pay child support
...no shit
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>>64264419
your ovaries.
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>>64264074
>the state forcibly denies custody to the more financially capable parent so that the woman physically raises the kids

fixed
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>>64264283
exactly, dat pussy game too strong when youre in the big leagues
to reference another biblical figure, david who was kind of israel killed off another man just so he could bag his wife who "just happened" to be bathing on her rooftop within eyeshot of the kings palace
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>>64260470

celebitchy.com/413866/jeremy_renner_refuses_to_give_spousal_support_to_sonni_pacheco/

And that's a guy who was at least smart enough to have a pre up she claimed was fraud. So he dodged the alimony bullet.

He also stolen her passport so she wouldn't run with their daughter and use her as bargain.

She claimed he was unsafe because he owns weapons... Fucking typical liberal bitch.


Fuck woman are truly a bunch of sociopaths...
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>>64264342

she probably wanted at least $110k and he just kept calling her a slut while the judge howled with laughter
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>>64264422
right, at these rich men can't get better lawyers?
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>>64261493
Dude agreed to give them that amount. He's making more than a quarter million a month, what kind of sociopath wouldn't be willing to spend 5% of their income on their kids?

Seriously don't have kids, faggot.
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>>64264422
K Fed took Brittany Spears for a ton of her hard earned shekels.
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>>64264342

He had a pre up. So no alimony for this bitch.

Of these 13k/month, how much do you think is actually gonna go to that kid's eduction?
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>>64264242
found the berniefag

pic related, it's you
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>>64264455
The poster implied the woman had much more money. Can you mongoloids read? If she has more money = better lawyers = full custody = no payments to father for shit.

>>64264491
Rich men are impacted less by the fucked divorce courts but even then its rare for them to get full custody as easily as a woman.
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>>64260912

more like a slut caught up with him
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>>64264493

Except the money is going to the mother. Child support is bullshit in that way. He still pays for when he has custody of the kid, and will also have to pay for her studies and shit.
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>>64264493
maybe he actually wanted to raise his kids and not just pay for baby momma's wellness sessions?
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>>64264419
>Dude could have challenged it in court if he gave a shit

literally underage

rev up those gas chambers boys
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>>64262732
>Women are evil anon. That's what I've learned from the experience.

>"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
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>>64264504
Most likely bribes to keep him out of her fucking life forever. He should have a monument made in his honor. Fucking full time NEET got the countries top teen heartthrob pregnant twice and got her to shave her hair.
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>>64264493

Mother aren't required to prove how they spend child support though. It goes into her bank account.
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>>64264571
epic! which standup kikemedian is this from?
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