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What happened to him? Did his shoddy acting in Star Wars prequels ruin his career? He could have easily been what Chris Evans is Today (same age) but now he looks like life just fucked his shit up.
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They underestimated his power.
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>>64258711
>is rich from Star Wars money and licensing merchandise
>is dating qt3.14 jewess

Is retire too if I was in that conduction
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He caught the George Lucas curse.
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>>64258711
is rich
doesn't want to work anymore
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He realized he sucked and tried to save us from his acting.
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>>64258767
>is 34
>Decides to retire from acting, doesn't do anything, sits in house
>has like 50 years left to live

How would you not get bored.
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>>64258793

for now
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>>64258834
>4 years being a NEET
>why can't i die already!?
Yeah, i know i'm a despicable human being.
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>>64258834
>doesn't do anything, sits in house
>has like 50 years left to live

How do you live with it, anon?
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>>64258711
He was based as fuck in Outcast. One of the greatest movies that never got its true recognition
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>>64258924
I don't, only during the holidays. I go to school and I work during the summer.
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Would you cuck Hayden, /tv/?
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>>64258834
Cuddles and fucks his qt jewess actress gf, watch jackie chan movies, fuck around in the backyard with friends with all the Star Wars props he got
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>>64258964
>based hayden is able to be cucked

nice try, schlomo
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>>64258711
>He could have easily been what Chris Evans is Today

JEEZUS
Do you think Chris auditioned for that role?


As to your question I think that and the movie where he was a mutant teleporter was the "death nail". Even though his performance in it wasn't that bad. He's an OK actor with good direction. Shattered Glass and Outcast really weren't bad movies at all just not big enough to be noteworthy. But he's been in a few straight to video releases despite being fairly set from Star Wars I'm pretty sure. He might just be taking roles because he gets bored or has some costly addiction of some kind and these side jobs keep the books even.
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>>64258711
JUST
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>>64258814
why does have a robot hand
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He recently made a movie.
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>>64259012
He is a method actor, and when he was on starwars he got his hand actually cut off so he could feel it in the movies.
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Eternally rich off SW and fucking Rachel Bilson.

Basically living the perfect life.
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>>64259012
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>>64259005
Jumper is great, faggot.
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>>64259034
so did he grow a mustache because that's the closest thing to being burned alive from lava
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>>64258964
>not getting married to Hershlag
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>>64259034
He actually did it, the absolute madman!
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>>64259060
No he cut off his hand for the star wars movies. He grew the mustache because hollywood movie producers like a little bit of tickle above their pickle
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>>64259047
It wasn't bad I just don't think it did that well.
It sure as hell wasn't that next big movie that was going to show what a big star he was. I do occasionally wonder what happened with him and his mom.
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>>64259149
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>64259005
shattered glass is fucking great faggot, and based Hayden kills it. Someone is clearly a jelly pleb.

Jake.. is that you? Are you jelly that he overshadowed you? Go play videogames and be sad, Jake.
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dude he was fucking anakin skywalker

what other role would he need?
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>>64259081
Wow, Lucas actually used a practical effect instead of just painting Christiansen blue?
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Are people trying to meme him into the Brendeb Fraser of our generation?
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>>64259252
brendan frasier is the brendan frasier of our generation
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>>64259215
No, George protested but Hayden is a serious method actor who demanded to be burned by lava, so he went through with it. He's dedicated to his craft.
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>>64259252
no troll here.

I'd actually be okay with this. Give Hayden another chance.
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>>64258914
Fuck, I was NEET for a month and could feel my soul decaying
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He's 34 and was already penned by Disney to show up as Vader even as a cameo.

He'll be Vader as long as he's alive save for the low budget crap Star Wars stuff where they'll just hire some random nobody to voice him.
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>>64259424
Yet they didn't get him to voice Anakin in either of the clone wars show.
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>>64258711
He went and lived on a farm for 9 years because he felt fame being handed to him by Star Wars was too easy.

I'm not meming by the way
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/hayden-christensen-why-the-star-wars-actor-turned-his-back-on-hollywood/news-story/f3549a3102b979148c91b67d794845a1
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>>64259034
This is fake right?
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>>64260428
>ibsessed about his view of earning fame
Fucking hick!
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>>64258711
>shoddy acting

I thought about this all night last night after my 500th Star Wars thread. Who could have actually delivered those lines well?
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>>64260891

someone mentioned he was trying to emulate James Earl Jones' method of near-mechanical delivery in his acting, like he was a semi-autist

which would make sense with his nature towards electronics and piloting and lack of social contact/skills

I think everyone for some reason envisaged Anakin as some kind of suave, ladykilling, debonnaire character who (against all odds) turns to the dark side and that was simply not him.

Bad script aside

I don't think the script for RotS was bad
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Has anyone seen the movie Life As a House. He's great in that and it has the based Kevin Kline as well.
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Hayden+Christensen

What the fuck??? Why did this come up recently? Why is news so cyclical and fucking collaborative?
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>>64260948
His worst lines were from AotC though. It's certainly the worst Star Wars movie.
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>>64258711
Your fault for not watching his latest Hong Kong blockbuster.

But I bet you watched TFA huh?
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>>64259149
Thought we were just sparring bro
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>>64260961
One trick angst pony.
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>>64258711
Let him wreck Ren's shit
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Its sad because he had a god tier filmography before star wars kek
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>>64260978
Google Jake Llyod bullying and one of the first articles is making fun of his arrest, massive bullying in school, and schizophrenia.

It's fucked.

"News" is fucked.
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>>64261058

Yeah, AotC should be forgotten for most everything other than the battle on Geonosis
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>>64261117
Well that was news at the time because he gave into the Dark Side and did road rage.

This is completely out of the blue and 2-3 major news companies are reporting on him for no reason.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199421/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_17
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I'm not a homosexual but he's pretty cute
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>>64258964
it's like you WANT to get forced choked by hayden
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is hayden christensen the new slow poke?
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I watched this movie thinking it would be so bad it was funny but it was like 95% Hayden Christensen and 5% BasedCage and it was just awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZW2lo19MEg
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>>64262644
Every scene with Nicolas Cage was gold though. Reminds me on Charlie Day doing the English accent in that episode where they give him "smart pills"
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>>64261059
>>64262644

holy fuck cage did a new crusader movie? knights vs chinese. i'm in senpai know what i'm watching tonight.
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>>64262644

I thought it was a surprisingly good movie with cage ham
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