"Yeah guys I quit, it's not like 'Jumper' flopped and I have been appearing in flops since then. I just didn't deserve Star Wars"
I quite enjoyed Jumper to be completely and quite franky honest my relative.
Would watch a sequel
>>64256729
He wasn't the reason for Jumper not becoming a larger franchise.
JUST FUCK MY SITH UP
>>64256729
Jumper did well though...
>>64256729
Jumper was actually pretty good I was surprised it wasn't a larger success
Jumper was pretty good.
>>64256729
>Make millions of dollars
>retire
I see nothing wrong with this
>jumper flopped
nice meme
Oh shit he was the Jumper? That movie was so cool, I loved it when I watched it, would kill for a sequel.
>>64256729
Jumper honestly wasn't bad. Weirdly executed premise, but the movie itself wasn't bad at all.
Remember that movie "awake"?
Bretty good
>do star wars
>do some smaller movies on the side
>quit with billions of dollars and a qt gf who's been loyal since 2008
nah, Hayden's got it pretty good
honestly
his movies didn't do THAT bad
this story seems legit
Jumper was based.
none of these can really considered "flops"
>>64257099
>made less than budget
>not a flop
There was literally nothing wrong with Jumper...
I rarely meet someone IRL who's seen it, but every time I do they always say they enjoyed it.
>>64257175
I refuse to consider movie with poster like this successful.
>>64256767
Same here.
I really wanted a sequel that would expand on it.
>>64257273
Probably because most haven't seen it in 7 years
>>64257261
>what is worldwide gross
>>64257324
just look at that cast
why would only hayden have a shit career? all the other stars had movies and shit.
2 movies that probably made money after video sales doesn't = no career
>>64256729
I never understood the hate for Jumper, I thought it was a good flick
Not gonna lie here
Awake scared the shit out of me and still does when I remember it.
>>64257324
Is that the real poster...
>>64257261
Nigger can you read
>>64257209
I liked this movie, man.
>>64256729
He should give Kylo a life-changing advice
>>64257324
>Paul Walker
>Hayden Christensen
>Chris Brown
>T.I.
OH I AM LAFFIN
He was the dude in Jumper? I can't believe it.
Jumper was pretty good, even if it did have the second best girl from the OC.
There was literally nothing wrong with Shattered Glass.
>>64257437
>Kylo, I hate sand
>>64257382
Great book(s), disappointing movie.
>>64256729
>Jake Lloyd
>Christian Haydenson
>Sebastian Lewis Shaw
All that remains is David Prowse and James Earl Jones, and the death of Darth Vader will be fully complete, and George Lucas will acheive his plans for immortality.
>>64257273
It is a really, really forgettable movie, to be honestly frank with you, kinship. It's a neat film and that, but besides the central premise of someone teleporting and evil mormon Samuel L Jackson, I can't remember a single thing. Sorta like Push with Chris Evans.
>everyone wants to suck Hayden's cock now
I don't have a problem with that.
>>64257469
Kek
>>64257469
>Here everything's smooth
JUST
P.S. I really enjoyed Jumper, alright mobie to be honest.
>>64257489
>great book(s)
Becoming a super spy in the books was worse than anything in the movie.
>>64256767
this
overlooked fucking movie
>>64257559
What kike is responsible for pushing Adrien Brody as capable of action?
>>64257437
>>64257469
kylo listen closely, dont betray everyone you know and have ever cared about on a whim because someone suggested they might possibly be able to maybe help you with something
oh shit im to late arent i, oh well hey at least i can warn you about desert planet... oh? really? dang
but hey listen if you build a world destroying weapon make sure theres not a an easily way to... FUCK!!
Jumper fucking sucked compared to the book.
That being said, I really liked it...but the book was da bomb.
>>64257608
Epic memeing. I would upboat this comment at least seven times.
This is unironically a great movie
>>64257540
You can suck my cock If you'd like. I'll let you have the high ground if you'd like.
>>64257645
Reading is for fucking nerds tho.
>>64257664
I would like that. I would really like that.
>yfw you thought Hayden was the dude from the 70s show for years
>>64257652
go ahead, you seem to know that system very well, fucking reddit scum
>>64256767
I fucking dig Jumper.
More of his films?
>>64257602
Well its hollywood, its full of kikes-seriously almost all actors are jewish, shocked to find out daniel radcliffe is a jew.
I saw Jumper. Was waiting for a sequel.
>>64256767
Jumper is top tier fun. Could watch that movie all day.
>>64256767
>>64257039
>>64257057
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>>64257093
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>>64257099
>>64257105
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>>64257559
>>64258510
>>64259402
GTFO HIPSTERS
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first off what a fucking awful name for a movie, especially an action movie. no matter how accurate the name is they could have come up with something better
second glad fucking hayden has quit acting, hes one of the shittiest there is, at least hes doing the decent thing of quitting-if only all crappy actors would follow his example (take a hint nick cage)
>>64256767
I would shoot a man in the face if it got a Jumper sequel made. All they had to do was ditch that ridiculous bitch.
who /TeamHayden/ here
>>64261766
Would you throw him out of a plane afterwards though?
>>64257602
brody looks like the kike in this old ben garrison cartoon
>>64256767
still waiting for jumper™ sequel.
Get on that Doug,
>>64259908
>implying nick cage is bad
hello reddit
>>64256767
Glad I'm not the only one.
>>64256729
I really hope they cast him in either rogue one or episode 8 2bh family
>>64257324
is everyone's head shopped in??
>>64259908
>thinks hayden is a shit actor and not a mediocre one given a hard script in his biggest franchise
>thinks nick cage is a shit actor and not an avid fan of performing who literally gives it his all in his movies in whatever way he deems the most fun
>>64257099
80 million though? Thats a flop my son. International money doesn't matter because it's taxes to he'll and back. This doesn't include marketing and other expenses. There's no way jumper even came close to breaking even
I really like Hayden to be haich. The shots of him in ROTS where he's facing up to Obi Wan are magnificent acting.
Also the behind the scenes where he's giving Lucas dirty looks when he's made to re-do entire cringeworthy scenes with natnat is hilarious
>>64256729
But I liked Jumper and think it was a financial success.
>>64264713
>a profit is a flop
>>64257324
>Copypasta faces.
>They probably didn't get to pose for promo ads
Why do people keep hiring college dropout do to marketing doing this days
>>64264713
The overheads and the marketing is accounted on that budget
Really liked Jumper when it came out.
>>64257039
Not every good movie has to be franchised
>>64264940
Same here.
I put it in my category of "wierd superhero movies that didn't quite pan out"
Right alongside Chronicle, Push, and a couple others I can't remember.
>>64264713
You are literally retarded.
>>64256767
Thing is though, the movie was okay, but the books are garbage. So they'd have to say "fuck it" and just do something else entirely to do something good.
How's the book story compared to the movie?
>>64264940
I too did not hate that movie. I like the concept and Samuel L hunting those heathens down.
>>64257324
>alone in the dark
>land leading role in Star wars
>Lucas fucks it up with his shitty writing and directing
>take all the blame because most people can't tell shitty writing from shitty acting
>dead career
I seriously feel sorry for this shell of a man.
>>64256767
Yep, he did better in Jumper than Star Wars for sure.
>>64256729
I would love to see his audition for the movie because there was zero indication that he wouldn't be terrible
I can kind of imagine George having his read a line and thinking he had the perfect delivery, and then realizing his delivery is the same no matter what he's saying
>>64256767
>oh shit these dudes who kill people like me just found out who i am
>lets take the woman i love on a trip and forget about them
>>64256767
jumper was a sick film
>>64257261
>overblown budget
>>64265208
0 fucks given
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>>64265529
Except he does give a fuck and sends his girlfriend home after grows a brain.
>>64265149
he looked the part, george only cared about that
you know, toy sales n shit
Jumper was mediocre at best. Wtf is going on? Are these marketing teams shilling this subpar film on /tv/? Why?
I'm glad to see that Hayden realized he's not a great actor and his failure to elevate Lucas' absolute shit-tier dialogue has tainted him forever.
I'm sure he's wiping his tears with phat risidual checks, but Lucas ruined his potential career.
>>64256767
Steer clear of the book by the way. A whoooooole lot of meandering bullshit, and a shitload of stupid romance drivel. I skipped 2-3 pages at a time once the romance tirades about how angsty the main character is, and I didn't miss any action.
