Jackie Chan is basically retired
Will we ever have another stuntmaster genius like him or Keaton again?
In this age of CGI everything, I doubt it
>>64202942
I'm still holding out for drunken master 3, rush hour 4, and thunderbolt 2
>>64202977
>wanting sequels
>>64202977
Drunken Master 3 where Jackie's the old teacher fucking when
I will never forget Jackie Chan
>>64203920
what a madman
Tom Cruise is literally his American counterpart
>does all of his stunts himself
>does insanely dangerous things if it means they look good on film
>known to be incredibly friendly
>very hard to dislike
>short but pulls it off well
>fast as fuck
>more than happy to poke fun at himself
They're both fucking legends
>>64202942
I'm sure someone from his team has learnt something. Anything...right?
>>64204166
>there will never be a Cruise/Chan Rush Hour-style film with on-set stories about how both of them spent the entire shooting trying to one-up each other's stunts
>>64202942
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
>>64204166
jackie is likeable in a genuine and laid back way though. tom cruise forces it and has way too much energy
>>64204244
Why even live?
Jackie Chan is one of the toughest guys around in terms of taking punishment.
>>64204166
>this
I think people don't recognize Cruise enough for his stunts and focus too much on "hueuheuheuhu scientogist fag" He's got real talent, I don't know if he's as top tier as Jackie, but he's defiantly worth noting. Also I'm pretty hype for his new movie "Mena"
>You will never see Jackie Chan of Mars
depressing
>>64203026
what movie?
>>64202942
Whatever, Jackie Chan does nothing for me.
>there will never be a live action adaptation of Jackie Chan Adventures
>You will never see Jackie Chan vs the Evil Dead
>>64204558
>you never see him saw off his own hand and replace it with a ladder
>>64204500
That's because you're dead inside.
What's Jackie Chan-chans best movie?
Do you think they?
>>64204558
>in the next season of Ash vs Evil Dead, Ash runs into Jackie Chan. Not Jackie Chan as a character, but Jackie Chan himself. Hilarity ensues.
>>64204635
Police Story
>>64204166
>>64204364
nah tom cruise is a literal homosexual and his stunts are shit
Jackie Chan is a strong supporter of the Communist regime.
He believes that the Chinese are wild without strict control.
Is he right?
>there will never be a rush hour 4
>>64204681
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Jackie Chan is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Alba's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Jackie barely able to force it past the knob, and Alba moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Jackie's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64204635
>police story series
>drunken master series
>project a
>>64204721
Yes.
>>64204686
Police Story 2 has better fighting
>>64204827
Police Story 1 has better stunts and better final fight scene.
>>64204827
>>64204861
They're both equally brilliant.
I consider them one movie
>>64204981
This tbqh. They both are excellent companion peices and imo easily Jackies 2nd and 1st best, regardless of which comes first
>>64204981
Too bad they fucked up the series with the other sequels.
Bruce lee - Jackie Chan - Donnie Yen
I like to think theres some kind of cinematic power that passes down from one to another when they come into contact with someone worthy.
>>64202942
Now if only he could have been a better father
>>64205018
Nah, they're all right. But Jackie shouldn't have stopped directing. People don't realize but he was a talented director as well.
>>64204166
Cruise is cool but he's certainly not following in the tradition of Keaton or Kelly, purely visual silent comedy, using the environment/random objects, rythm like a musical choreography
His stunts are first and foremost story set pieces or vehicle-based, which require a lot of pre and post production work and team efforts, he knows he's never in any real danger because Hollywood producers would never let him
Reason why Chan became Chan is because there were basically no safety regulations in HK back then and he almost killed himself many times
He also
Didn't he almost die making armour of god?
>>64205018
Police story 1 and 2 are near perfect chansterpeices.
Police Story 3 is great, but definetly a step below the earlier 2. You can tell the focus started to shift to stunts and not story. Still, Michelle Yeoh paired wth jackie manages to elevate the film, and the brief yet lovable appearance of Maggie cheung helps. It's Undercover Police Story
Police story 4 is when stunts took full priority. Gone is the girlfriend and thus part of Ka Khui's human side, and it's basically jackie chan as James Bond. Good yes, but not great
New Police Story actually did a great job of bringing it back to the levels of the first 2. More serious, but still funny, and great side characters and stunts
Police story 2013 is the weakest of the series. It's decent, but it falls flat in its dull color pallet, lack of humor, and some editing issues
>>64205109
*He also is a much better dramatic actor and doesn't really need to do stunts focused movies, except for the MI series. Cruise has a more balanced filmography
>>64205166
Yeah, of all the batshit insane stuff he did, it was jumping on a tree that almost got him
>>64205096
fuck his leeching son
that shit doesn't deserve anything
jackie chan worked really fucking hard for all his shit
>>64205203
The order goes with Police Story:
1=2>New>3>>4>>2013
Tony Jaa excels in matial arts and acrobatics, but has the charisma of a shit stained brik. There will never be a combination of skill, funny charisma, daring, and acting that Jackie Chan had.
>>64203920
I never noticed u could see the pad he lands on until u posted this.
>>64204635
The Second drunken master. He was in his prime both phisically and production wise
>>64202942
No. Studios just rely on camera angles and cgi these days
>>64205411
Truly Jackie Chan was one of a kind, he created an entire genre by himself and it'll die with him.
>>64206084
Can we clone him?
>>64204166
It's unfortunate that hating Tom is such a popular normie meme.
>>64206402
only in china
Speaking of Jackie Chan, is there a bluray version of his best film,Who Am Iyet?
>>64206084
Both Chaplin and Keaton (to a lesser extent Kelly) were considered low brow entertainers in their time. Only later were they recognized for their contribution to film. I suspect Chan will be regarded in the same manner, especially since cgi technology has infested every part of action in movies.
I hope he will get some recognition from the academy during his lifetime.
>>64202942
what about that guy who played the prince in Hellboy 2?
>>64206923
I dont think so
>>64204166
Low quality bait
>>64207353
Fuck
>>64203026
I'm going to need sauce on this
