How did Yaddle die?
Lucas killed her.
>>64196299
with thunderous applause
>>64196299
He didn't. He's Snoke.
milked to death
>>64196299
What do you think Yoda was eating all those years on Dagobath
i knew she reminded me of someone
>>64196299
With order 66 I would assume. If not, then must've been hunted down by vader between 3 and 4 like most were.
Chocked on my dick
Anakin shoved a thermal detonator up her arse sometime between Episode I and Episode II
>>64196336
>He
>>64196360
Pussy, like a beta.
She realized she would never live to play battlefront 3
It looks like lil wayne
she sacrificed herself to save obi wan and anakin somewhere between episodes I and II,by force absorbing some kind of gass. something like that
>>64196414
Holy shit, I never knew. I thought she was supposed to be a young and handsome male.
Imagine being Yoda in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Yaddie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real puppet." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Youngling in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Yoda and not only sit in that chair while Yaddi flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stare. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, YADDIE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wookies and protocol droids and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Dagobah. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Lucas calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Yoda. You're not going to lose your future Jedi Master career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>64197165
god damnit
>>64196335
Props
>>64196299
>when you high af and someone asks your advice
>>64196299
>Discount Yoda
>>64196489
EA battlefront is better than what free radical would have coughed up. Not by much mind you, but at least some.
>>64196299
She got dicked to death by stormtroopers.
>>64196489
Where!?
>>64196299
>Yaddle
You know Lucas wanted to call her Yodel or some shit and he had to be reigned in.
>>64196299
Because Yoda was too magical a character to not have him be unique. Lucas understood this after PM
>>64197290
>>64197453
> le meme face
Its actually kind of a fun game tbqh. No dodgeroll spamming alone is a major improvement.
>>64197617
So you're an 8-year old then?
>>64197732
Nigga show me where in star wars troopers are ninjas
