what do you usually eat in theatres?
>mfw i listened to /tv/ & ate crab legs; security confiscated them and used them as a whip on my balding head
Kebab and carrot soup
>>64189884
how do you get liquid into a cinema? i smuggled snail stwew under my hat inside a whiskey flask
No pos yo si me echo mi buen pozolito o no raza jeje? echas la cheve en el bote del refresco y ora si apa a disfrutar es tar guar de forz unleached
Gumbo usually, however I got banned from my local spot because I slipped on someones popcorn wrapper and the pot went all over a jewish family who threatened to sue
The fact that no one had spaghetti fall out of their cape means this is a Reddit thread
What's next? Green oval?
Pls tbqhfam
>>64190239
this isn't /r9k/ or /b/. Youve been reading /r/4chan again you tart
>>64190239
fuck off
>>64189943
Use a thermos, numbnuts.
>>64190424
did once & security smashed it on my head
>throw my crab legs at the people infront of me when i'm finished with them
>pour leftover pomegranate juice down my chair when I'm leaving
>kick over any drinks / tubs I see on the way out
>spit on the theatre door handles
>>64191042
>2015
>not shitting in bathroom sinks
>>64190921
You're supposed to hide it along your inner thigh so that security thinks it's a penis. This has the added bonus of getting past the penis inspectors.
>>64191261
>not shitting in the showers when the inspector isn't looking
seriously step up your game senpai
>>64189842
>not training your designated theatre falcon to attack on sight
Spotted the redditor guys lol
>>64192096
>>64192137
Banana flavoring for your popcorn.
>>64192226
Bacon flavoring for popcorn.
They also make a curry flavor. Used to be able to get two packets so you could mix, but they stopped doing that.
just asked my sister who lived in america, and she said it's totally normal to have crab legs in the cinema. and i thought it was just a meme.
>>64192391
Shut the fuck up and go back to /b/
I know this is a joke thread, but what the fuck america? I went to one of your shitty ass cinemas the other day to catch the force awakens again and about halfway through i felt a bit parched (as one does)
So not only were there no aisle waiters (how do you survive? I thought you guys were the champions of customer service?)
But after I exited the gallery itself to get back to the catering vendors, they looked at me blankly when I tried to order some chamomile tea and then asked me, I shit you not, they asked me "is that like iced tea with caramel?"
How are you supposed to enjoy cinema without some relaxing tea. No wonder your cinema experiences are always so shit
>>64192643
It sounds like you went to a ghetto theater or a children's theater. A friend from Germany made a similar mistake. He thought that he could refill his drink in the middle of the children's theater. After I bailed him out of jail, and got the legal mixup sorted, they deported him. He was banned for five years. Now when he visits, he always checks to make sure that it's an adult theater before going.
>>64192856
do those assholes still have concentration camps? if so; how much for a week?
>>64193499
Yes, 200 euros a night so that should be 1400 euros.
>>64193588
last time i went it was 20 a night. no bullshit. in austria near neusidl
>>64192643
I couldn't believe it myself
My fiance's spending a year in america atm. She went to see Straight Outta Compton with a few of her mates a couple of months ago and was trying to tell me it was a great experience even though there was no Earl Grey available.
I was like how the hell do you enjoy a film without Earl Grey? She said one of her friends found her something else to drink with a laugh so I'm guess they got drunk or something just to be able to enjoy the film
Fucking country of philistines
>>64194078
wait man, did she just mean she drank his cumshot? i wish my stupid gf does that or facials. she fuckin tears up thinkin about it
>>64194140
Obviously not
My fiance loves me. She would never cheat on me with some uncivilised Americans. She joked to me how sorry she felt for one of them cause his girlfriend had just dumped him so they posed together for a facebook photo to make it look like they were a couple.
I mean, how pathetic can you get? Pretending to be dating your friend who feels sorry for you just so your ex thinks you're doing better without her
Americans though, amirite?
>>64194311
probably he was some worthless beta orbiter. yeah women rarely chear when in love
>>64194389
Exactly. He was the sort of guy that spends all his free time at the gym because he's so vein. No wonder he got dumped
>>64194311
>She joked to me how sorry she felt for one of them cause his girlfriend had just dumped him so they posed together for a facebook photo to make it look like they were a couple
Is that what she told you?
>>64194536
a /fit/ cuck. its all about the face. these cucks should google tinder experiments
>>64194569
Yes. Why would she lie?
>go to premium cinema
>get my own private chair
>has built in butter dispenser in the arm rest so I can butter each popcorn individually
The butter bin was only half full
FML
>>64194736
Think, m8. She's all haha I took a joke picture with this loser when in reality she got drunk at a party, met a guy, someone took their picture, and then she let him cum in her pussy. This happens all the time.
>>64194833
Fuck that shit. The last time I went, the butter bin was full. It was diet butter.
>>64194861
as long as its old white cum its ok. worst is asian cum. it tastes like uncooked noodles
>>64194861
She wouldn't do that. She loves me and said she finds muscles really unattractive.
She said she kissed him once as a dare she said but nothing else
>>64194833
That happened to me once. I sued the cinema for 2m because they criminally limited my caloric intake.
>>64195029
It was a dare? That's ok then. One time some guy double dog dared my gf to swallow his cum, so she had to do it. A dare is a dare.
>>64195212
I don't know why you think that's funny. People kiss people as part of dares all the time. It's not cheating
One time I was dared to kiss her really ugly friend Beatrice but it was really funny
>>64189842
some girls brought a huge pizza in to a Hunger Games marathon, looked delicious, dunno how they smuggled it in.
>>64195441
I don't think it's funny. A dare is a sacred thing that cannot be broken.
>>64195502
Girls have smuggling holes.
>bring my government issued popcorn bucket
>have multiple butter ration tickets
>have to keep waiting in line to go to different registers to get the proper amount of butter
>get to ticket stand
>there's no falcon check
>have to go home
i was so mad
>>64195701
>>there's no falcon check
Like what they did to the Panthers yesterday?
Me? I'd eat cunny
>>64192137
>anything but neutral popcorn
Even worse than people who eat any other flavour apart from salted chips
>>64189842
>Be Amerilard
>Be incapable of going without food for two hours
>Having to sneak food into theatre
>Getting shot while watching a movie
Keke
>not knowing your cinema's spagetti policy
fucking plebs
>pay up, go in
>have to climb over all the fat people in scooters
>finally reach my seat
>the classic Star Wars text scrolling intro begins
>loud whistles and clapping in the room
>everyone claps whenever something happens
>Han and Chewie appear a bit later
>clapping becomes so loud my ears are almost bursting
>he says "Chewie... we're home"
>everyone else stands up, I see tears in the eyes of the people next to me
>they clap wildly and shout "USA! USA! USA!"
>one guy claps so hard he breaks his arm
>suddenly hear gunshots
>some kid in a jar jar costume came in from behind with a shotgun and has started gunning down people in the audience
>panic breaks out
>some people are not sure whether to run away or whether to clap
>I try to make a run for it, but some fatso on a scooter runs me over and I fall down
>get hit by the shooter
>am dying as I type th
I'm living in Canada now and I've been to the cinema a couple of times but I'm assuming it's like this in amerialard land too but you guys don't even have SWEET popcorn here. What the fuck is up with that? It's either slathered in butter or you have to buy caramel coated shit in a packet. Literally all we have back home (Ireland) is salted and sweet popcorn but the sweet is like the only reason I ever went to the cinema. Worse still your supermarkets don't even sell it too. Fell bad for you guys not getting to enjoy superior European products. P.s your chocolate tastes like rat turds compared to ours
>>64196008
>not sneaking in a five dollar footlong up your pooper
