Mark Hamill died after the accident and was replaced by a lookalike, just like Paul McCartney
dude, honestly. your a fucking genius. holy crap. this ontop of the tall luke - short luke thing. holy shit. its so obvious now.
>>64181292
its the truth
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/
>>64181292
Or what if, Paul McCartney became Mark Hamil's phantom while the real Mark Hamil went into hiding to build Outer Heaven?
>>64181292
Mark Hamill wasn't even a household name after SW, If he died then it wouldn't have made a difference.
>>64181388
>tall luke - short luke
?
I believe it
>fake Mark unjusted himself
They did it again.
>>64181388
This Fluke won't fool me. Although he was good in ESB and ROTJ
Original Mark the cutie
>>64181489
Autism
>>64181292
Well I guess that could explain how he went from perfection to shit.
>>64182269
Wow it's like a completely different person.
>>64182269
its the same person
the birthmark on his left iris is in both photos and presently so
you fucking lifeless moron
so which Mark would you say was a better actor, the original or the fake one?
>>64182399
>implying
>>64182429
exactly the same moles
exactly the same iris birthmark
you
are
a
moron
>>64182434
>lighting changes how someone looks
amazing, tell me more
>>64181292
Luke got killed then replaced by Luuke, who got killed and replaced by Luuuke.
>>64181763
Fake Mark could also be cute at times.
>>64182488
>actually arguing against memes
>>64182488
In all seriousness, he suffered a car crash that sort of fucked up his face, he wasn't replaced.
>>64182434
Its like the pictures were taken FIVE YEARS apart or something..
you guys are aware they're not the same person, right?
>>64182560
Harrison and Fisher looked exactly the same 5 years later. Hamill had a car wreck in between then.
>>64182585
Harrison was in a plane crash but he still looks like Harrison Ford, because HE didn't die and got replaced with a drifter
Jar Jar died after the accident and was replaced by a Nigger, just like Paul McCartney
>>64182639
So just how did Ford manage to live with the fame of being both Han Solo and Indiana Jones at a time without losing himself in so much pussy?
>>64182681
they probably replaced him too
>>64182269
Man, imagine how fucking weird it must have been for him to get used to his NEW FUCKING FACE.
>>64181489
This may very well be the most autistic thing on the internet
>>64182771
>going from a genuine qtp2t to his face in rotj
Must have been horrifying for him.
>>64182891
for them you mean
DUDE CONSIPIRACY LMAO
>>64181292
I don't think people realize how different a face looks if the jaw changes posture a little bit.
It's really easy to move teeth around
Even drinking coffee over the course of a few years can slightly clench your jaw for long periods of time, slightly changing the appearance of teeth and lips
You can actually notice Jimi Hendrix's face change shape as he got more and more into cocaine, he supposedly slept with gum because he jaw was so tight all the time
>>64181489
Oh my fucking god
>>64182918
We won't let them take away your career fake Mark, you've earned it by now more than original Mark did
>>64182434
Wow, it's almost like he aged several years and had different lighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sgpeoWpO9w
^ A must watch for any conspiritard
>>64182975
I bet those were like 3-4 different Jimmies desu senpai
>>64182891
Hes a big guy
>>64182975
How do I change my weak jaw into something more masculine?
I heard testosterone LITERALLY stretches jaw, is it true?
>>64182975
http://differentjimi.wikidot.com/
>>64182975
This is true. Just by simply opening my jaw without my mouth, or by moving it forward slightly, my facial structure almost looks completely different in photos.
>>64181292
A theory: at birth, the boy who would have lived your life was killed and replaced with a faggot
>>64183194
Hi anon. I wonder if you're right, makes some sense
I met Mark Hamill after our bags were both ripped apart in Heathrow today about a year ago. Couldn't meet a nicer guy. Didn't even give it second thought when I first looked at him, the beard threw me off. Then it hit me when he told the security guard he was filming a movie.
>Sorry to bother you, but are you Mark Hamill?"
>-laughs- Why? because I look like Luke Skywalker's Grandfather?"
Genuinely seemed like a really nice dude. Walked with him to the lounge we were both in and then gave him his space. Was still surprised that he gave me 10 minutes of his time to chat.
>>64183082
4 luuuk3
>>64183093
Clenching it will make it look more prominent, even after a few weeks, and will probably strengthen the muscles making your jaw look wider
>>64183283
This is pure happiness. I wonder if it's true but actually he seems like he'd do that :3
>>64183305
Lol, ok thanks
I'm trying this right now,
>>64183283
You better not be lying anon, because that sounds fantastic.
>>64183067
That was trippy as fuck.
>>64183331
>>64183438
It's true..even got a quick pic.
>>64183461
Is that his son in the back?
>>64183461
>me in the back
but srsly though, you belong in reddit
>>64183461
Yes!! btw anon you a handsome fella
>>64183477
It's his wife's son.
>>64183477
Yeah its his son. Nathan I think was his name.
>>64183537
that wasn't you though. it's reddit post 1 year old and you c/p it. baka!
but still pretty decent story and all
I must be blind or retarded or something, he really doesn't look that different after the accident to me. A little scar tissue on his right cheek, jaw aligned slightly differently and a flatter nose, all what you'd expect from having your face smashed.
The main reason he looks so bad in RotJ is his haircut is dorkier.
>>64183461
fake, but still based
>>64182434
Barrowman?
>>64183601
He kind of looks like a more andro version of him at times.
>>64183557
>thinking OP is serious
>thinking anyone here is serious about this
Although it's true, its a different actor
>>64183461
Why does he point the finger?
>>64181516
unless somebody wanted to make some sequels to those star wars movies...
>>64181489
>what are stunt doubles
>stage boxes
This is the most autistic Star Wars shit I've read since that neimodian fangirl page.
>>64183557
It's mostly his jaw and nose that changed. He also has visible lines going up his face and his eyes seem to have gotten bigger.
>>64183600
>that shit quality
>>64181292
If we had another qt main male protagonist like ANH Mark Hamill, then how much porn and tumblrina yaoi shit do you think we'd get
>>64183900
None, because Asia doesn't like Star Wars and Western porn is shit.
>>64183939
I always wondered why they hated Star Wars. Was it ever properly explained?
>>64183971
Most Asian nations were turd world when the OT was released so they don't have the history other countries have with it. Japanese people like it though, RotS still has the biggest opening of all times there:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/intl/japan/opening/
>>64184045
>Japanese people like it though
If they like it then where's all the porn?
