I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Awesome! Gonna try this next time. Thanks, anon! You're all right. /no1
Thanks, this was really funny.
>>64178912
5 star post
>>64178912
Treminator my ass. If I saw you in real life I'd KO you with a left hook that you couldn't see coming. Then Id stomp on your stupid fucking face before shitting a beef log in and around your mouth. Think youre still funny with you meme pasta? Try me. TRY ME, FAGGOT!
>>64179243
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off??!?
>>64178912
Umm, yeah ok, sure, I'll post it on reddit, you deserved OP.
how old is this copy pasta? It has to be almost a decade now
anyone else here got some cool movie/tv rituals? i have many atime roamed the streets with my scorpion jacket and real human bean on repeat
>>64180864
probably like 2008 at the latest, since it's written like there are only the 3 terminator movies. i haven't seen it in a long time.
>>64181979
>>64180864
I'm glad I wasn't the only loser to remember this.
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
>>64181979
I forgot there was a Fourth one!
Any good?
>>64179637
please post the screencaps
>>64182154
It's... Okay. It's a generic action movie with some good moments, it's far better than 3. No arnold in the main cast(though at this point that might be a good thing) instead it's in the future
