I'm glad that Star Wars The Force Awakens a J.J. Abrams Walt Disney production came out, because it's the perfect litmus test for whether a person has shit taste or not. More than that, it's a good measurement for how emotionally intelligent a person is.
If you're over the age of twenty-four(give or take) and thought this was a good movie, you have shit taste and you're a shit person. There should be a genocide for people like you.
>>64177734
here is your reply.
Also kill yourself
I thought it was pretty good.
How to kill a Jedi?
Triple blaster. You have one trigger that fires off 3 blasters at once that are in an exact equilateral triangle shape.
It is physical impossible to block all 3 shots that move at the near speed of light with a single light saber.
This invention would make it possible to kill any Jedi with a well aimed shot in which all 3 lazer blaster would hit their body if not blocked.
Why did no one ever think of this?
>>64177805
>>64177813
shoo shoo manchildren
>>64177910
Edit: For the light Saber with the hand guards you simply need to add another blaster and make a square shaped 4 blaster. Easy to arrange.
>>64177910
>this would actually work
>>64177734
OP you are a good person of sound judgement
>>64177936
Please explain to me how enjoying TFA makes me a manchild anon?
>>64177910
Did you not see TFA? Blaster shots can be stopped using the force. Don't even need ot use the saber.
>>64177910
1. Blaster bolts do not move anywhere near the speed of light.
2. Jedi use precognition to block stuff and avoid stuff. It doesn't matter how quickly they travel or how many are coming towards them. If they are unavoidable, they can be stopped with the force.
>>64178062
An ability never used in the first 6 movies and now used in the Disney cash grab should not count.
If that can be done the fact that the most powerful (more powerful than that character) Jedi never used it before when it could have saved their lives in silly.
>>64178123
THIS
you speak the truth
>>64178123
It wasn't used by Jedi because it's an evil power
>>64178123
Since we're just disregarding things we don't like, I'll say that I don't like the idea of blocking blaster shots with sabers at all, so it doesn't count and you don't even need this triple-blaster thingy, just use a normal blaster and kill them in one shot.
>>64177734
What's your idea of a tasteful, "emotionally intelligent", movie, OP?
>>64178108
In the first 6 movies the force is only ever used to stop physical objects. IT was never used to stop energy until movie 7.
It was a complete BS add in that makes the other 6 movies have huge plot holes.
>>64178177
>Since we're just disregarding things we don't like
Did you even read the post?
>>64177734
but its a good movie you fucking faggot, only downside is that there are too many quips in every fucking scene
>>64178196
The Thin Red Line
>>64178210
Make up any excuse for it you want, but you're just saying it doesn't count because you don't like it.
>>64178239
Did you even read the post?
DUDE I ENJOY CHILDREN'S MOVIES WITH LIGHT SWORDS AND SPACE BLASTERS LMAO
>>64178172
We never see any sith lord use it either.
>>64178172
I don't see how it qualifies as an evil sith only power.
>>64178177
You need to draw a line somewhere. Do we could the Clone Wars TV show into the Canon? Do we count comic books? I say we just count stuff actually directed by Lucas.
>>64178234
>but its a...movie
>>64178298
I should correct this... Things directed or written by George Lucas
>>64178238
...All the same, I can enjoy an action SF without feeling like I'm shortchanging my cerebral cortex.
Protip: see The Revenant.
>>64177734
>genocide
Did somebody say Trump? I do the best Genocide in the whole world. Beautiful efficient genocide. You've never seen genocide the way I do it. No one does genocide like Trump. And I do it fast and clean. None of this PC Obama Clinton genocide. You want genocide, you want Trump, ask anyone. I get the job done fast too. Fast, clean, efficient genocide.
I'll make this country great again, and I'll show you genocide the American way. Trump 2016! Make America white again!
>>64177734
that's what i thought about guardians.
>>64177734
>If you're over the age of twenty-four(give or take) and thought this was a good movie
Do these people actually exist?
>>64178412
The point is that ESB has more in common with TTRL than with TFA.
TFA is inauthentic dogshit. Just deal with it.
>>64178298
TFA retards again and again prove they've never seen a star wars movie before. The second movie Vader blocks several blaster shots with his hands.
>>64178509
Yes, although I think (hope) that the bandwagoners on here are just children.
>Shakey ABRAMS ACTION that's no better than a Micheal bay film
>filled with "LOL REMEMBER THIS THING? REMBER THE ORIGNALS>?! XD
>Unlikable cast that couldn't act
>Retarded fucking villain
>The Empire has another Death Star with the SAME FUCKING WEAKNESS THAT KILLS THE WHOLE THING AS IF THEY DIDN'T LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES
>Abrams bragged for months about them using "Acutal Make up effects and no CG" yet literally every fucking alien in the movie was god damn CG ala Lucas
>Nonstop fucking unfunny quips that undermined every scene, it felt like I was watching a god damn marvel movie.
>>64177936
>shoo shoo manchildren
>there should be a GENOCIDE for people like u
nothing personnel kid
>>64178540
blocking=/=stopping in mid air
Also, no one knows whether his suit protected him, or if he used the force.
>>64177910
>make it fully auto
>>64178585
2 different people, bud.
>>64178597
Its only a slight variation
>>64177734
OP sure sounds like a reasonable man.
>>64178597
Considering he put out his hands when the blast was fired, it was the force.
Hand gestures were pretty much the be-all-end-all telltale sign of force use in the OT.
>>64178646
Hey, if you defend the edgy cretin that is OP, you're just as embarrassing.
Go write another screed on ms paint..
HOL UP
The real litmus test is how hard a person pretends to not like something and how seriously they care about what other people like.
OP is at maximum autism level.
>>64178737
>trip
>>64177734
OP. Please kill yourself in the most entertaining way and film it for youtube so that likeminded manchildren can follow suit. Also,
ONE BILLION DOLLAROOS
>>64178768
4chan cares who I am.
>>64177910
Are you implying it is difficult to kill a Jedi? Because they sure got slaughtered in the prequels
>>64178565
but you still saw it.....
>>64178298
Tell me how many times we see Sith Lords get shot at in the 6 other movies
>>64177734
>it's a good measurement for how emotionally intelligent a person is.
I agree. If you think Kylo Ren is terrible your opinions aren't worth listening to.
Wouldn't a better litmus test be that if you constantly complain about lore in a sci-fi/fantasy universe you have autism?
Just turn off ur brain bro
>>64177910
ITT anon makes order 66 a one man job and takes away jobs from hard working clones
