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We can agree on this right?
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>>64171577
4>5>6>7>3>1>2
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OT > 7>=3 > rest of pt
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>>64171906
Switch 3 with 7
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>>64171577

Swap 1 and 2, and then 6 and 7, and then yes it's correct.
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>>64171577
4>5
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5>3>7>4>6>1>2
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>>64171577
hello 9fag
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4>5>6>3>1>2>>>>>shit>>>>>Marvel>>>>TDKR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7

Anyone who disagrees is a /v/edditor who spends more time watching animu than watching quality cinema
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>>64171577
>>64171906
>>64171939
Seems reddit is down again.
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>>64171577
>/v/ maymay

You can fuck right off.
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I don't get why people like Empire Strikes Back so much. After the Battle of Hoth it's a bunch of filler until the fight with Luke and Vader.
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>>64171577
hello reddit!
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5>7=4>3>=6>1>2
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In all honesty, from someone who doesn't really like Star Wars:
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 7
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why do you faggots get so autistic when it comes to ranking stuff? Seriously? God forbid you go one thread without voicing your worthless opinion.
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Star Wars > Empire > Sith > Jedi > Menace = Awakens > Clones
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>>64172051
Good
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>shot like a cheap syfy show
>literally recycled ANH
>villain has a comic relief scene (JUST LIKE MUH MARVEL MOVIEEES XDD)
>awful music score

Anyone who liked 7 is retarded and need to get off the OMG STAR WARS SO QUIRKY AND NERDY XDDD train
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>>64172038
>After the Battle of Hoth it's a bunch of filler

those are things called "character development" and "world-building" anon.

it's okay, a lot of other people have lost the ability to notice those things. it's a cognitive impairment easily fixed by watching other movies made prior to 1980
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>>64171577
V>IV>VII>VI>III>I>II
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>>64171577
Swap ANH and RotJ
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More like
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>>64171577
4>5>6>1>2>3>7
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>>64172162
I feel sorry for you
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>>64171577
reddit/10
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>>64171992
>meme image
hey reddit
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>>64172162
/thread
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>>64172038
>>64172139
this star wars was all about paying tribute to older movies

empire feels like a sequel to star wars not a star wars movie
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>>64172077

I can get behind this when I think about it.
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>>64171577

4>5>6>1>3>7>2
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>>64171940
>>64171906
what this guy said
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>>64172162
/thread for about 15 minutes and that's when I've turned it off already.
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>it's a /v/edditor thread
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>>64171992
I will say this I think in two years maybe sooner people will vaguely remember anything about TFA and it will get worse as more of these movies are churned out.
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>>64172162
>>64172203
sure reddit has arrived
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>>64171577
It's perfect
good taste anon
mah nigga
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>>64171992
>I'm far too sophisticated to partake in petty triviality's, only the most high brow delights of cinima are sutible for a man of my sophistiqué. I gufaw at you, the unrefined and ignobal masses
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3>6>5>1>4>2

3 is clearly the best though, carried by Williams best work. ANH really didn't age so hot. 7 isn't even a sw movie though.
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>>64172075
>God forbid you go one thread without voicing your worthless opinion.
Thank you very much for voicing your extremely valuable opinion.
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>>64172407
holy fuck this is vomit inducing
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>>64172407
>3>6>5>1>4>2
babbys first troll
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>rewatch the PT for the first time in 5 years
>everything looks like a PS2 game
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>>64172482
sup reddit
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>>64172482
> muh OT
I grew up with the OT first. This is based on rewatching them all recently. None of them, even 2, are bad movies though. Except 7, it can fuck right off
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>>64172582
>None of them, even 2, are bad movies though.

You're an absolute clown.
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>>64172531
Hi /tvspvpol/edditumblr
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>>64172516
Even the gungan battle looks better than any playable vidya today kid, and its the worst of them.
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>>64172162
Only right answer, only nerd/neckbeards will disagree
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>>64172610
> not liking obi wan the crime solver
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>>64172641
Well memed, reddit
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>>64171577

5>4>6>7>3>2>1
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>>64172641

You're blatantly lying. The battle looks like garbage.
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>>64172582
>None of them, even 2, are bad movies though

They're boring as fuck. Just a bunch of cunts sitting in circles, discussing Naboo trade embargoes. Who watches a Star Wars movie for the galactic politics?
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>>64172038
Agreed

The only good Star Wars movie is the original, every single sequel is shit
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>>64172641
I got u f4m
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>>64172732
>>64172727
Name a better looking playable vidya. Battlefront may have better ground textures but the character models are still clearly better prerendered in tpm.
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I haven't seen any Star Wars movies.
Fuck all of you.
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>>64172730

Switch 6 and 7 and you're right.
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>>64172824
>meme
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>>64172809
>perfect fluidity
>those fear inducingly real explosions
>that atmospheric background that contrasts with the high key violence of the war waged in the front

Name a single video game from today that can even remotely compete.
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>>64172809
>>64172861
Name a vidya that looks better playable than that does prerendered. Protip: you can't faglords
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>>64172845

>Switch 6 and 7 and you're right.
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>>64172641
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>>64172845
"No"
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>>64171940
This.
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How is the original good? I watched it again last week and was cringing at the acting and special effects the whole time.

I feel like it's only considered good because it was new and trend-setting, kind of like how the beatles were shit but people think they're amazing because they inspired other artists.
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>>64171577

>ironic rage comics will become a thing in 2016

It's gonna be a great year, lads
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>>64171983
The only change I'd make is 2>1. Neither is good, but at least you get Natalie Portman in that white outfit in 2.
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>>64172984
Guess I was right then... whats new
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>>64171577
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5=4>3=6>2>1>7

I'm not even just being anti-mainstream. 7 was by far the worst. Give me mesa jar jar binks before a plotless excuse of film merely meant to sell cosmetics, smartphones, cars, apps, tea, clothing, figurines, etc., and peddle the trope of "muh strong women [this time aided by her person of colour loverboy!] can defeat [all the two-dimensional white men who somewhat resemble nazis] in physical combat!

... Not that all the Star Wars films aren't overrated and overhyped excuses to sell merchandise and give the layperson an acceptable reprieve into nerdom lol XD
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i like them
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>>64173001
It hasn't held up well at all. You're not wrong
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>>64172907
crysis, the witcher 3, portal 2 fo4
nuff said
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3 was better than 7.
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>>64173032
still can't stop
absolute mememan
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>>64173001
Special effects don't make a movie good, and the only bad acting is from Mark Hamill
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This is a redditors opinion.

The Force Awakens is objectively the best film of them all.
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>>64173001
>implying films should not be acclaimed for their novelty and ability to add to the current edifice of their respective creative medium
>implying it all boils down to how well the films would stand up today, compared to modern movies with modern special effects
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>>64173226
not wrong tbqh
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5>4>6>7>3>2>1 is the official ranking for anybody who isn't a le 90's kid :^)
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>>64173303
They should be, I'm just saying novelty was the only special thing about the film. If you think it was a good movie in a vacuum you have some serious nostalgia goggles on.
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>>64173102
None of those look better though. Especially crysis (even modded) and fallout 4. Witcher 3 pre downgrade would have been the best looking game to date, but it got a downgrade so battlefront holds the title and it isnt up to tpm standards.
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Is liking Episode III all of a sudden a new meme or is everybody on this board actually 15 years old?
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>>64173434
Found the redditor.
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>>64173177
There's nothing wrong with Hamills acting in the OT. He's pretty convincing. Never surprised and in shock and awe all the time like that faggot Finn.
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>>64173434
its was a maymay but prequelbabs took it seriously
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My order:

1 > 3 > 5 > 6 > 4 > 7 > 2

Phantom menace is the best movie in the series (to me) because:

>very colorful planets and settings
>the gungan city is beautiful
>the gungans are kinda funny
>jar jar is a great comic relief character
>the music is fantastic (droid army theme and darth maul theme)
>the pod racing stuff adds excitement to the film
>the darth maul battle at the end is the best saber battle of all the films

Haters gon hate.
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>>64173434
Pretty sure everyone old enough to post here likes 3. Its the underage kids ruining everything. Like you
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>>64173457
I found one too
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>>64173434
Prequel haters are actually underage
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>>64173434
Yes hating the prequels is now reddit and III has somehow become a great movie when it's just as irredeemable bad as I and II.
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>>64173505
exactly the opposite
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>>64173546
I'm completely right
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>>64173434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMGxqvg4K74

The new "movie" didnt have anything that comes close to this level of quality

B-B-BUT LE CGI IS LE BAD

Nice meme
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The prequels are infused with a bold vision of artistic profundity that eclipses the likes of generic sci-fi movies of recent times. The streamlining process that has begun to creep into the production of every slightly sci-fi-y tinged movie has created an amorphous blob of mediocrity and blandness. The prequels deliver a basic premise of good vs.evil but do it so by utilizing characters that are endowed with humanity. Aside from the storytelling aspect the prequels stand strong on all fronts, from writing, cinematography and set pieces that truly immerse you into a fantastic world full of wonder and awe. It is infinitely unfortunate that this behemoth of a film project is marred by the majority of the populace's inability to assess the genius and lack of intelligence. One can only hope that in eons to come, evolution will have worked in ways as to ensure and maximize the distribution of the gene that thrives in the intellectual minority of our time so that future generations and civilizations will be able to grasp the grandeur of the prequels and see behind the masquerading illusion that is reddit.
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>>64173556
no
I'm completely right
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>>64173563
but the cgi is godawful you inbecil nigger
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@64173486

(You)
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>>64171577
Phantom Menace wasn't even that bad,
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>>64173563
Everything from obi wan and anakins final talk as friends through that is the best of SW, no contest.
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>>64173546
No, they are self proclaimed "movie buffs" who fail to understand what George delivered with his films

To them the prequels are bad because redditlettermedia and cinemasins told them so. And the fun part is, they think capeshit flicks are awesome because they're SO NERDY AND QUIRKY XDD
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>>64173581
no,
I'm actually completely right

how old are you?
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>>64173434
Episode III was bad, but tolerable amongst the prequels.
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>>64173621
All of that cgi still looks great today. Also pretty certain some of that is practical effects anyways.
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>>64173621
Good job proving my point, kid
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>>64173486
>epic false flag memeing my man
trying to discreting prequel fans who clearly have superior taste over neckbeard OT fags
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>>64173563
>Anakin goes from being conflicted to mass children murderer in one scene for no real reason.
>b-but look at the quality of the CGI when he goes to the jedi temple.

Prequel babbies. The only good thing about that scene is the score.
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>>64171577
>The Force Awakens was a steaming pile of shit. The story was a straight knock off of A New Hope and the action was never as fluid or fun as the prequel trilogy.
>Who the hell would ever be afraid of these baby faced temper tantrum throwing brats? Who decided making Kylo Ren and General Hux little bitches who point fingers at one another like little kids would inspire fear or awe out of anyone? They look like Ron Weasley and a baby Professor Snape bickering.
>What a massive disappointment. Such a bummer.

Was he right?
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>>64173714
>prequel fans
>superior taste
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>>64173719
Anakins fall started in AotC though. The jedi massacre was just the culmination of it.
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>>64173719
Fucking idiot
The scene is not about CGI
Look at the fucking overhead shot, you honestly know nothing about filmmaking

Fuck off back to >>>/v/
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>>64173467
Hamill in ANH wasn't great. No complaints for the other two though
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>>64173825
>children flick
>filmmaking
ebin meme my friend
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>>64173892
What was wrong with him in ANH?
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>>64173771
>help me Anakin i can tell you how to save Padme.
>ok Sheev i just saved you now teach the power to save her.
>lol i don't know, kill these children and maybe we could find out later.
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

So was Anakin supposed to be fucking retarded?
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>>64173457
>>64173495
>>64173505
>>64173563

How long until Winter break ends and you're all back in school? Does your mom know you're on 4chan?
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Compared to movies in general
IV - 9
V - 9
VI - 8
VII - 7
III - 6
I - 5
II - 4

Compared only to each other
IV - 7
V - 7
VI - 6
VII - 4
III - 4
I - 4
II - 3
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>>64174037
Hi there, redditlettermedia!
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>>64173953
imo all the actors seemed more confident in their roles after ANH. Some of it comes down to writing, but a lot of Hamill's interactions in the beginning with Owen/Maru and the droids felt a little stilted
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>>64171906
Holy fuck yes. I began typing this and then saw it was literally the first reply. Nice.
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>>64174058
Shouldn't you be making some super nerdy facebook post about how much you loved the new movie?
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>>64174058
probably never
we are doomed
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>>64174160
>using facebook
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>>64174111
>redditlettermedia
>got a sticky on /tv/
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>>64171577

Nope.

I is infinitely better than II just because of the Darth Maul scene alone and Qui-Gon Jinn.

II, Unlike V, was a terrible intermediary from Episode I to Episode III. I mean can anyone remember an important quote from Episode II? I can at least remember "Now this is Pod Racing" for Episode I

Also putting VII above any OT movies should be a crime on it's own.
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I honestly don't know if I like 6 or 7 more.
Both had flaws but I think I liked the pacing of 6 more.

But those fucking Ewoks...

Either way, 4 will always be my personal favorite. That childlike adventure and fantasy and wonder it had just made the series for me.
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>>64174283
this tbqh
RLM = our guys
Prequelbaby memer shits = reddit
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4 > 6 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1
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>>64172077

you're unsusceptible to meme influence. you're a good guy and right.
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>>64174348
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>>64174348
nice try history revisionist

RLM = /v/
George Lucas = /tv/
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>>64174415
> 4>6>5

nice contrarian ratings.

objective ratings are 5>4>6
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How the hell does anyone think that ANH is better than ESB? How?
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>>64172162
This. Everything else is histrionic neckbeardism.
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>>64174348
Well, that explains why this board is dogshit then. You all need some losers on Youtube to explain movies to you in order to figure out whether you enjoy them or not. Full retard.
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>II over I
I want this meme to end
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5>4>3>6>1>2>7
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>>64174457
history revisionist ???
prequelshits are the ones who try to pretend the prequels are not utter garbage colossal fuckups
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>>64174534
Kek

Just subtle enough
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>>64174539
See
>>64173054
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>>64174705
shit post tbqh
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>>64172162
Cmon man empire strikes back is at least enjoyable. I agree about the rest though.
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>>64174539
George stated that the prequels were made for kids. Not for autistic virgins that buy toy figurines like yourself. Kids enjoyed them and they made a lot of money, keep crying spergo.
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4 > 5 > 3 = 6 > 1 > 2
TFA is not a star wars movie
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>>64174797
this tbph
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>>64172162
>that small blot of yellow beneath TFA

What did he mean by this?
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>>64174476

because A New Hope is also a good movie

that being said, Empire is definitely the best and A New Hope is great too but second best
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>>64171577
lolno TFA is fedora as fuck
check it out sempai
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>>64174911
He stated it after he poor reception
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>>64172943
>some people that are far back enough in the background are standing still
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>>64172162
only correct answer in the thread tbqh senpai
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>>64172077
you need to be euthanized
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upcoming attractions

>rey trains with luke, gets very powerful very fast
>kylo trains with snoke, but his wavering between light and dark sides holds him back from achieving true power
>kylo is severely punished for his constant disappointments, defects
>encounters rey and co by chance
>kylo tries to join their side, but a fight ensues since nobody trusts him
>they eventually accept him ala prince zuko
>kylo and rey train in techniques of the dark side to help her prepare
>finn misinterprets all this close personal time as a budding romance. feels he is only holding everyone back and leaves the group
>the two encounter the other knights of ren, a badass fight ensues
>rey ends up betraying kylo and embracing the dark side, the power has gone to her head
>she leaves with the knights of ren as bb8 drags kylo's body back to the resistance
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>>64172077
He's right you know
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>>64171577
5 > 4 > 6 >= 3 > 2 > 1 > 7
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>>64171577

this is the only one, to be honest, family
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>>64172115
the
>OMG STAR WARS SO QUIRKY AND NERDY XDDD train
is the new norm.

They've taken our franchise, they have the greater numbers, there's literally nothing we can do about it and we'll always be the minority.

Just remember your real star wars friends from before, say, 2008ish or whenever big bang theory made GEEK CULTURE XD popular. Make sure those are the only people you talk to about star wars. The ones who defend TFA have turned to the dark side and should be shunned for it.
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>>64175928
>not liking ep3
shit taste
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>The CGI looked good for it's time!
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>>64175928
i'd punch you if I ever came across you IRL
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>>64176017
>not liking ep3
good taste
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>>64176017

seriously now? why so salty?
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>>64176207
im not. just pointing out you have bad taste in movies.

sorry for using a curse word ;_;
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>Muh great spacepolitics
>Muh experimental non-realistic acting
>Muh cgi backflips
>Muh 40 minutes of saber spinning
>Muh CGI os not even that bad
>Muh the terrible written dialoge is actually great
>Muh Soul
>Muh George wasn't merchandising
>Muh shot by shot copies of OT scenes but I'll call it poetry
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>>64171577
We stopped doing this maymay five years ago
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>>64176287

>saying the overwhelming normal opinion that the prequels were shit
>saying the new movie is shit, when it will soon be the normal opinion, just like with the prequels
>shit taste in movies

Yeah sure, chief.
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>>64171577
template?

what the fuck does the 7 man represent? i can't make out if it's meant to be good or bad
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>>64176017
I don't understand how you can like ep.3 what exactly about it appeals to you?
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>>64176652
the shit taste
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7

The prequels are huge messes, but they're interesting messes. They are the epitome of "amazing idea, awful execution"

TFA might technically be better, but is just painfully mediocre and derivative. It barely has any ideas of it's own and the one it does have are dreadfully boring.
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>>64176477
>overwhelming normal opinion
Spotted the redditor.
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>>64171577
5>6>4>7>3>2>1
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Mine, personally.
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>>64176834
Best taste in thread
mah nigga
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5>4>6>7>3>2>1
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>>64176834
It should be established that the reaction to episode 7 here is the objectively correct reaction
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Correct rankings coming through

5>4>6>3>7>2>1
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>>64176834
>>64177005
>>64176931
Reddit has arrived.
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>>64176834
yup
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>>64177028
Explain
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>>64177019
Sheev is the only saving grace of 3. Him laughing and flaunting his power is so cheesy you can't hate it.
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>>64172809
why didn't the droids just duck?
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>>64177028
What is reddit?
I don't understand could you explain ?
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>>64172809
>>64172943
>its a jar jar saves the day by being a fucking idiot episode
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>>64176652
Opening scene of Anakin and Kenobi broing out on a rescue mission, plus Anakin killing Dooku

Finally see Anakin turn to the dark side

Finally see Palpatine in action

Emotion after Kenobi makes Anakin a quadruple amputee

That ending with Luke being handed off to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru

not sure what exactly about it is unappealing to you
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>>64177158

The crappy SFX, the horrible final lightsaber fight where he loses his arm and the NOOOOOOOOOO ruin all that, famila.
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>>64177158
Anakin was a psychopath killer since EP II
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>>64177158
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THE JEDI ARE EVIL
ONLY SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES
so if I kill all the jedi, I'll be able to bring padme back to life?
whats that? you need me to murder some children. Sounds good!
Ah, this [largescaleillness]is guy sounds tight.
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>>64173087
This is the one I can most relate to. Although, I will say my reaction to TPM depends on my mood. Sometimes it's the one you gave and other times my reaction is the reaction you gave to TFA.
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>>64171577

5>3>4>6>2>1>7
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>>64177218
>crappy SFX
fair

>horrible lightsaber fight
just mindless action, and i always attributed them swinging at nothing (like in all the prequel movies, especially the 2 on 1 maul fight and anakin v kenobi) to be because when both fighters see into the future some of their moves will basically be just to fake the other person out

>where he loses his arm
his arm and legs? or are u talking about against dooku in ep 2? either way see above

>NOOOOOO
Kinda forced but not enough to ruin a movie i thoroughly enjoyed
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>>64177312
>Not murdering literal scavenger animals who tortured, killed, and possibly raped your mother
pussy
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>>64175532
I'm down
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>>64173434
I think you meant to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dT34hGRdg

which is I honestly consider to be my 2nd favorite scene in all of the SW movies.

For the record my favorite scene(s) in all of SW is all that happens between Luke, Vader, and Sheev in the Throne Room in Jedi.
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>>64171577
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

It's fucking garbage on the same level as Episode 1 and anyone that disagrees with me should legitimately be taken out back and executed for being corporate manure eating sheeple

You're horrible human beings and should be killed!
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>>64177644
>his arm and legs? or are u talking about against dooku in ep 2? either way see above

No. At the end in the lava. He just does this giant flip in the air right towards Ben, and then gets his arm chopped off. It's like what did you expect to happen? You came right at him, and all he had to do was swing at you coming down and you get beat. It was a very stupid way for him to lose the fight.
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If III didn't have the CGI, Hayden's acting, and George's dialogue. it would be top 2
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>>64177158
>Opening scene of Anakin and Kenobi broing out on a rescue mission, plus Anakin killing Dooku
"broing" out? Hardly, most of it was just them walking together and even before that Anakin wanted leave to save a couple of shitty pilots.
>Finally see Anakin turn to the dark side
Yeah so much for that fall from grace by being lured to the dark side Obi-Wan alluded to in 4. Killing women and children in the previous movie kind of takes away from that.
>Finally see Palpatine in action
Only good for its cheesiness
>Emotion after Kenobi makes Anakin a quadruple amputee
Instead of finishing off Anakin we see Obi-Wan cut off his limbs and watch him be burned by lava. He was a good friend.
>That ending with Luke being handed off to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
Nothing there to make me like a movie. It's just tying loose ends.
>not sure what exactly about it is unappealing to you
Everything.
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>>64177403
>From my point of view the jedi are evil
he was sick of jedi bullshit that held him back, they basically censored him from learning about the dark side like a big brother type government, they told him to suppress all his feelings while building up his ego calling him the chosen one, and they told him to ignore the dreams of his mother suffering only for it to lead to her death, and basically told him to do the same thing with his wife.

plus dark side clouds your mind, its like a drug addiction, and its canon in the OT. Why the fuck would palpatine expect Luke to join him after forcing Luke to kill his father? Because a taste of the dark side fucks you up, and Anakin had a shitload of it after the incident with his mother. I don't see why you wouldn't turn on the Jedi when the literal President of the Universe, who has also been one of your closest friends and mentors since you were a kid, tells you the dark side is misunderstood and gives you powers. Plus, he made a split second decision to defend Palpatine against Mace, as Mace was doing something Anakin was told Jedi should never do, in complete desperation, and realized he had no other choice but to lump in with the emperor.

>Only Sith deal in absolutes
don't take that line so fucking literally, he was responding to Anakin saying if Kenobi wasn't with him then he was his enemy, which is an absolute only a sith would give to his former mentor / best friend

>killing children
terrible, but dark side clouding judgment + the best manipulator in the galaxy who has been playing him since he was a kid offering him a chance to save his wife +my mom died when i ignored my visions what will happen if i ignore these with padme, the only person i love

try again plebbit
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>>64177802
>blaming Haydenfu
He was literally directed to be as wooden as possible by LukeS who says he wasnt aiming for "reality acting." He's sort of stupid.
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>>64177786
okay well you could say when his limbs get chopped off, considering its not just his arm. Also he expected to jump over kenobi, gain the high ground, and finally win the fight. He was told by all the Jedi, especially Kenobi, that he was ridiculously strong and the chosen one, of course he overestimated his abilities.
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>>64177838
You're a fucking idiot that will literally complain about everything. Kill yourself, I'm sure with that personality you have no friends and most of your family resents you for being such an annoying whiny faggot.
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========= PATRICIAN RANK LINE ==========

[3 > 2 > 1] >> [4 > 5 > 6] >> [7]

========= PATRICIAN RANK LINE ==========
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>>64177952
I agree with this post
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>>64177881

yeah, but he totally missed the jump and came right at him not even attacking. it was just a lazy way to end the climax of the trilogy. it was complete shit to the amazing light-saber battle between Luke and Vader in 6. He should have been trying to top that one.

The movie was complete shit, and with age it gets shittier, especially when you watch the original trilogy specialized. Sure it was by far the best of the prequels, but it's still shit. I think it being the best of the worst makes people overrate it.
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>>64177919
Quit your projecting familia. I just don't like defending garbage.
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>>64177982
I firmly believe the only reason people rate III highly is because its the first prequel that isn't completely god-awful. After TPM and AotC, basically anything would seem good.
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>>64177952
Self-evident and uncontested truths do not need to be publically enunciated because they are, as mentioned, self-evident and uncontested.
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>>64178047
I was merely being meta-memetic
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>>64172162

looks like you didnt put enough butter on your popcorn
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So like, people on this site actually think episode 6 was good for some reason?
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My father's wife gifted me the set for my 10th birthday this year, these are my rankings,
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>>64171577
Not at all, pleb.
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>return of the jedi not the absolute best star wars film
R u guys retarded?
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>>64178662
>my 10th birthday this year

Get the fuck outta here.
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>>64178662
this is the most obvious bait i have ever seen
10/10
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>>64178662
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>>64171577
>1 being the what the fuck expression
first time seeing episode 1 was great, it had been 16 years since Jedi you can't say it wasn't great for feeling like a kid again before reality stepped in and reminded you it wasn't that good at all
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>>64178662
For anyone who respects George Luca's vision, this is the correct ranking.
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>>64176365
It's not copying, silly!
It's ryhming!

5>7>6>4>3>2=1
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Why do 1 and 5 not have popcorn?
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>>64178662

BRAVO GEORGE
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>>64179007
George Lucas didn't respect George Lucas' vision.
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>>64171577
Original trilogy are classics, regardless of anything else. Great examples of how to blend good filmmaking and blockbuster movies.

Prequels are shit.

TFA was a modern action adventure movie with Star Wars paint. Nothing special about it except the brand.
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>>64171940
Fuck you.
>>64171906
Switch 6 with 7.
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>>64176834

This, family.

You got good taste Anon.
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>>64171906

This response is exactly correct. Anyone who places TFA above any of the OT or below any of the prequels is brain dead or underage.
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>>64181059
idk man calling the prequels shitty is probably the most pleb tier opinion you can have
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5>6>7>4>1>3>2
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If you are /v/ fuck off please.

You are the reason this board is fucking shit.
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>>64172077
c'mon mate
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>>64181227
fuck off, nigger.
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>all these niggers pretending they actually enjoyed RotS outside of Sheevposting
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>>64181466
this
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>>64171577
1 had a small but incredibly terrible a bits (jar jar, midis), but over all it's more enjoyable than 3 or 2.

1 is frustrating because it's the closest out of the prequels to a good movie, but has a few obvious flaws
2 is so bad it's boring. It's is plain shit
3 is so bad it's entertaining, but definitely not good. It's best of the worst material.
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>>64172943
What the hell is going on the background?
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>>64181466
Correct, though I might be a little more down on Ep1.
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>>64172341
Not being a pleb is all the fun you need.
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>>64178662
>those rankings
>my father's wife

How can one anon be so BASED?!?
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>>64172073
I'm not mad at your opinion because I'm not an autist, I just wanna know why you feel that way.
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holy shit i just had a memory of having this exact thread on 4chan circa 2004 when revenge of the sith came out.....
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>>64171992
Jesus, I've got to think that this image is bait. Could someone really have such shit taste AND the conviction to create an image comparing Comedy to anything? That movie is freshman creative writing course tier.
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6>5>4>3=7>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2>1
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>>64175532
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5>>4>>>6>>7>3>1>2

>>64182004
gotta love the hype goggles. people will be shitting on tfa by the time the next one is out
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5>4>6>7>3>>>>>>>>>>1>2
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>>64181090

too bad you cant downvote everyone you disagree with here
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>>64175532
Kylo will not be redeemed thats not even possible at this point. Rey and Kylo will just be extreme ends of the spectrum and there will be a big ebin duel in the third movie or something.
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Why so much hate for Return of the Jedi?

It's a great film. I loved everything about Jabbas palace, the throne room final duel, the entire Endor battle (yes even with Ewoks, fuck you)
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>>64171577
ESB >> SW > TFA = RotJ >>>>>>>>>> TPM > RotS > AotC
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>>64171577
IV>VI>V>III>I>II>VII
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