Just got my tickets for the 70mm Hateful Eight.
I'm hype. How did you like it?
4.5/5
It has no restraint and is a clearly "Tarantino" film, and WARM BLACK DINGUS is a really weird moment, but overall its just a good film. Intermission is 12 minutes btw.
>>64171021
Lot of corn syrup gore?
>>64170978
bring a lot soda
>>64170978
its excellent. the new patrician's choice for UNO FARTO movies
>>64171021
I'd totally agree with this
The BIG BLACK DINGUS scene and the references to it after were extremely awkward to sit through but the rest of the movie was a lot of fun
It's not an arthouse classic, but if you've liked any other Tarantino movies you'll like this one
2/5
It's alright. More bad than good and the payoff isn't worthy of the great buildup, but it's occasionally tense, often funny, very atmospheric, and got some great performances.
I especially enjoyed Walton Goggins, Tim Roth, and Jennifer Jason Leigh.
it's the most tarantino movie he's ever made, so if you like his shlocky bullshit you'll be right at home here
>>64171021
>>64171896
Could've been great without the spergy shit that Tarantino has for black dicks.
Wasn't world changing but Jennifer Jason Leigh was excellent.
it's pretty enjoyable, i shutter to think what it woulda been like if Jlaw actually got the part of Daisy. dodged a bullet
It's pretty good, but the dingus scene is pretty bad. and quentins narration is also pretty bad.
As far as whodunit movies go, it is really lame. Many shots that should be 10 second long are 5 minutes long. Fuck you Tarantino I don't need to see a horse shaking that booty for 5 goddamn minutes
Also while in his other films gore is used as a by-product of the story, h8ful has gore for the sake of having gore.
>also that corn syrup quality
Is there any movie that has done it right where blood dries after a few seconds?
>>64170978Her brother is under the floor the whole time.
okay I was planning on seeing this but this whole dingus meme thing had me really interested so i couldn't wait and i saw a video of it
what the fuck?
this seems so out of place no matter the tone or situation...
I hope u like big black dingus
Woulda been better if everyone was just being paranoid and noone was there to break out Daisy.
I also didn't like that Daisy was made to be a simply evil GANGSTER instead of giving her an interesting backstory
My thoughts in the first act were that she might have been a prostitute that killed her client. This would have introduced some moral grayeness, and then this could be argued by the different lawmen and hangman but no of course she's just evil and the hangman ins't even a hangman and every character is a 1 note caricature
guess I'm looking for something different than it was though. black dingus/10 it was kind of fun violence no more
>>64172282
Suck it you racist fuck!
>>64171896
>>64171021
I thought it was funny, also it was probably made up bullshit to bait the oldman into reaching the gun, but the black dick jokes that followed made me laugh, don't you get it? its only funny because its wrong.
I'm going to watch the screener on my iPad during my flight back home.
>>64170978
What did you buy tickets for this days in advance? You didn't buy them right before the show like a normal person?
>>64173815
I bought them the day before because I got jewed out of the Big Short today
>>64173264
Why the fuck would a shot ever newd to be 10 seconds long
Go big or go home, 5 seconds and under or full-on long take.
>>64173537
From what I understand, he's using it to rile Bruce Dern into picking up a gun. Never actually happened.
Still, showing it's a little out there.
it got really fucked up all of a sudden. and i stopped caring about any of the characters.
was good, very enjoyable but i like tarantino.
But, was anyone else really underwhelmed by the 70mm 'experience', it was definietly better than anything else but i guess i was just expecting too much.
was rooting for daisy domergue and then she was revealed as jusdt some gang member hoodlum who had all the odds in her favor to begin with
so from there i wasnt really rooting for anyone except i guess sam jackson because i like him as an actor
The blood spewing after the poison coffee looked exactly like Gary puking in Team America.
>>64170978
Lame DESU. Basterds was better
Make sure to sit reasonably close to the screen to get the most out of it.
If you were black and watched this movie with a girl, would it make her want to give you a blwojob?
>>64178748
shit i think this was my mistake
>>64177981
What exactly do people look for in 70mm?
SUCK IT YOU RACIST FUCK
>>64173647
>I also didn't like that Daisy was made to be a simply evil GANGSTER instead of giving her an interesting backstory
Not everything needs to be explained man. You don't need prequels and books filling in the shit they didn't slap you in the face with. She was a terrible person just like most of the people in that room and she died for it. The end.
I just got out of 70mm screening, Goggins carried this movie hard
>>64178773
yes.
>>64170978
9/10
>>64171896
>>64171021
>>64172325
>>64176623
The Warm Dingus stuff was funny as fuck and got thunderous laughter from the audience, especially when Sam Jackson does his "evil/crazy laugh". It's pure comedy gold, because of how over the top it is and how terrified the old racist reacts. I'm white, from the south, and I didn't feel like it was weird or uncomfortable at all. The people who find it uncomfortable are some small minded white-guilt motherfuckers, hyper-sensitive SJW, or racists afraid of black cocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IydCMR_ChCk
>>64178849
i was looking for a huge very beautiful picture, which i got but i felt a little cheated. i guess it was like dvd vs good blu ray
>>64170978
THEY ALL DIE IN THE END AND SAM JACK GETS HIS NUTS BLOWN OFF.
>>64178983
>small minded
smarter people then you have disliked races for thousands of years mate, get it together whitey.
>>64178983
i'd say it was funny but also really uncomfortable, which led to the reaction being one of humor
Warm Dingus was weird but that was part of the fun, it was unsettling in a totally right way
>>64178988
I couldn't make it more than a minute. Guy sounds like some mentally disturbed /pol/lack.
>>64178983
I was uncomfortable and would have been uncomfortable if it was a white dick instead.
>>64178997
I think that's a fault of the setting. I had no idea that it was going to take place all in a single house. Not much to look at and Tarantino really wasted his time with the 70mm thing. He especially missed a really good chance to pull out at the end so that we could view all the stuff that happened like dead bodies and the damage done to the cabin.
Be ready to prep some bulls and take huge cumshots to the face during the intermission
>>64179018
>it's a "/pol/lack is about to shit up the whole thread" episode
Please don't even bother. No one want to hear your dumb shit.
>>64179115
So what part makes you uncomfortable? Blow-job rape?
>>64173066
Was the narration even really necessary? I thought it came off as sloppy and could have easily been avoided.
>>64179262
yep
>>64179137
yeah i thought about this
but i am going to catch the master, 2001, vertigo a in february at the same theater and its gonna be screened in 70mm and lawrence of arabia in july
im sure with these it will be what i was expecting
>One ''''''/pol/ack'''''' spergs out
>Army of /co/ SJW's march out in force
Please leave this board and never come back. No one wants your off topic agenda pushing bullshit.
I just want to talk about movies please.
>>64179267
Q needed to hear his own faggot voice
>>64179139
I didn't know they were screening the movie at stormfront
>>64178983
I saw it in Dallas in a packed theater and almost nobody laughed. It wasn't even uncomfortable. It simply wasn't funny.
>>64179276
BUTTTT WE NEED TO REMOVE MINORITIES!!! TRUMP 2016!
>>64179357
based
plano here
>>64178983
Agreed, I fucking loved that scene and how intense the old mans face was as samuel jackson told the story. The theatre errupted with laughter.
>>64179323
You can also watch the movie in your cuckshed TV right next to the live feed of the proud nubian bull fucking your wife
tbqh the dick sucking scene wasn't even really needed.
>While Samuel L Jackson was talking about how he loved shoving big black dicks in white mouths somebody poisoned the coffee!
Jesus christ what is wrong with him?
The dick sucking scene just shows how debased our culture has become.
>>64179380
>Trying THIS HARD to false flag.
Just pathetic tumblr.
>>64179357
Strange, I saw the movie in Houston. It was a 95% white audience. Packed too. Everyone here thought it was really funny. A lot of laughter. Maybe Dallas just has a stick in it's ass. KEK
>>64179271
>Rape makes me uncomfortable
>It's no laughing matter
Cool story SJW. Go back to reddit now.
>>64179509
I didn't say you couldn't laugh at it, I just said the scene would have made me uncomfortable and it wasn't related to race. Stop inventing boogiemen. Not everything is a war.
>>64179404
>implying TV is in 70mm
U WUT m8?
This movie seemed kind of weird.
On one hand it shows how he loved killing racist white people, or just white people in general.
But he kept an Ex-Confederate captain alive.
>>64179535
Stop trying to force this. It's getting sad now because I know it's just you.
>>64179546
>Not everything is war
>When it is pushed a thousand fucking times on movies and tv millions of times.
A thousand needle pricks can take down an elephant faster than one swing from a sword.
>>64179383
Fellow DFWbro. My nigga.
>>64179509
Houston just loves the word "nigga". That reddit picture literally describes Houston.
>>64179565
Just report him.
>>64179555
Tarantino only judges people by their foot quality.
>>64179546
I get it. It's not about race. Rape just makes you uncomfortable. Okay. Don't worry. We'll stop talking about the Big Bad Rape. We'll make this a safe space for your delicate sensibilities.
OFFICIAL SAFE-SPACE BELOW! NO RAPE TALK PLEASE! DO NOT TRIGGER THIS ANON!
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
I AM TRIGGERED
>>64179689
No, I wasn't asking people to stop talking about it either. I was just pointing out that not everything is related to race like you guys are making it out to be.
I'm not a SJW, I don't like them either, and you guys are casting me as one just because it's the only way you know how to generate conflict (fall into familiar patterns that you see elsewhere online) and you enjoy the conflict.
whats this 70mm meme? is it a tv setting where i can turn all my movies into 70mm format?
>>64179612
>Houston loves the word Nigger
No shit. What else are you gonna call the colored people?
WARM
>>64179746
Dude, get your act together. I already conceded your point for fuck sake. Okay, its not about race. You're just scared of rape. I got it. Stop fucking arguing it. We're trying to make a safe space for you. Stop talking about rape if it makes you so uncomfortable dude.
>>64179597
"Suck that dick you racist fuck" - Abraham Lincoln
SJW is why we can't have nice threads anymore.
>>64179755
70mm is a film format, with some fuckhuge reels. The bigger the film stock is, the clearer and more detailed the image is. Most movies are in 35mm.
A nigger?
>>64179383
>plano
How many teeth have you lost to Meth?
>>64179901
Partially, I think. Another part is people who really seem to enjoy using Reddit as an insult.
>>64179901
Please show me one post arguing for "social justice"
>>64179949
hello reddit!
>>64179949
>>64179949
That sounds like some reddit talk
>>64178983
Agreed, my wife and I both found the scene strangely exciting.
>>64179988
Exactly, just like that.
I don't really know why that particular site's an insult, it just is. I've never been, so yeah.
Is it irony that /pol/ is paranoid the Jews are pushing black people when /pol/ themselves talk about black dicks constantly 24 hours a day?
>>64180156
In a way.
Anyway, OP here. Thread's gone all the way to shit, so thanks a lot.
I'm looking forward to seeing it tomorrow. As an aspiring action filmmaker myself, it'll be nice to see all the gore in this.
>>64180291
The gore is one of the best parts. The plot itself is choppy and doesn't really culminate in anything worthwhile in my opinion. The beginning is really great though.
>>64170978
70mm really didn't add anything
>>64180327
Fuckin' sweet, thanks.
>>64180395
It made Jackson's black dingus more defined and veiny.
>>64180291
Just remember to yell out "Suck that dick you racist fuck" during the Dingus scene. The first 5 people that do it get a free $100 gift card.
>>64180549
Yeah, it's like you're really there sucking a Big Black Cock. Sprinkling "liquid" on the theater for the cum-shot was a nice touch.
Kurt Russell dying like that before getting into a firefight was disappointing.
Loved every second otherwise, Tarantino really makes you hate the Mexicans, poor New Zealand QT.
>>64170978
2/10
What the hell happent to the Tarantino that wanted to change hollywood, he relies now in stuff that worked in his previous in different kind of films because he wants to play safe and use what people love and knew about him, instead of trying to put a challenge against himself and try to do a different thing besides his comfort zone, like with Jackie Brown.
Also selling a 70mm film when most of the deal happens in a cabin souned cheap, and like Tarantino just wanted to make everybody know he likes to film in a old format, and to imitate what Anderson did with the master.
AlsoKurt Russell dyingwas what made the whole movie more dull for me. I even saw The thing again after watching the hateful eight
>>64178983
>hyper sensitive SJW
>small minded white-guilt
Shouldn't they like that scene because is a black man making a racist dude hear how he made his son suck his dick? I get the point with the racist guy, but what about the others?
That almost sounds like something out of a cuck fantasy.
>>64180058
underrated post
>>64173647
Yeah I agree.
The shots were too long. The dialogue was okay but it's as if Tarantino thinks he is that good that he thought 2 hours of shit talking is great.
>>64178897
Confirmed.
>>64178865
I think the big problem with this was giving her almost no background to work with, and they just went with a simpler way, which was to make her a gangster, and she along with the others are like cartoony versions of what they represent.
>>64178983
Nah, it was shit. Especially the reaction from the old man throughout it all. It felt more like Tarantino going "LOOK AT THIS OLD WHITE RACIST BEING SO SCARED OF THE BLACK DICK" more than it did Samuel L Jackson being his usual hilariously ridiculous self.
If the old man had just sat there seething the entire monologue it'd probably have fit more. Him scrunching up into a ball like that was just really offputting though.
Enjoyed the movie in the end however. The final scenes with Samuel, Maxxin, and the rest of the gang was fucking 10/10. Had me laughing my ass off.
>>64179612
>>64179509
Saw it in Houston.
The only people who laughed were the ghetto blacks in the back. My friends all stared straight ahead while the scene was going on.
I dunno, I kinda liked that the old man was simply there to bury his son. It really felt like Tarantino was going for a more complex route with the old man and not simply saying LOL SINCE HE'S RACIST HE'S COMPLETELY EVIL AND DIES but then that scene happened and that went right out the window.
>>64181401
Have to admit, after Kurt died the entire movie went downhill. The scenes between him and the woman were the driving force of the movie. The moment he died she just sat there like a dumbass. Samuel became unlikable after his DINGUS story and Maxxin was a little racist bitch, so everyone became unlikable until the VERY END last 10 minutes where Maxxin became based.
Any reason why the gang would leave Smithers to live while killing everyone else?
Except for the convenience for the writer, I mean.
>>64179920
None. Heroin was the big thing in plano anyway.
>>64170978
Extremely fun movie, probably my favorite of the year and the intermission is a really great idea for the movie provided you have friends you'd want to talk with.
>>64178988
>black and white grainy projector filter
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
I just got done seeing it in 70mm. Beautiful photography whenever they're outside the cabin.
I liked the movie, but found the first half build up much more engaging than the second half follow through.
I like el farto man's movies though, so I was able to lean back in my chair and let 3 hours sweep away while I listened to people talk.
>>64172325
Couldn't leave that out, guess who was Tarantino's self-insert
>>64178983
i agree completely, people saying they felt uncomfortable or awkward are sensitive bitch niggas
>>64180395
It's a gimmick so people will watch Tarantino's black dick fantasies.
>>64172282
>>64171021
Do you guys really see it as Traintnoy, and with out restraint? I thought it showed great restraint, and didnt feel as Farto as something like Bastards or Django.
SUCK THAT FAT DICK YOU FUCKING WHITE FAGGOT
I wanna fuck her, guys.
>>64182656
it wouldve been more convenient for him to show up later, so it demonstrates the gang's pragmatism--as well as the old man's lack of honor or justice, and merely doing what concerns him the most
>>64183382
so did my friend, she was preety cute, but not as cute as zoe bell
>>64182617
goggins is ALWAYS based
>>64183382
>her
>not the qt new zealand girl
the hells wrong with you
>>64183382
She looked like trailer trash to me desu faaaam.
But where did the cat go?
>>64178983
no were not. I wouldn't of liked it even if the scene was reversed and it was a the white sheriff of red rock telling a story of a nigger son sucking his dick to the northern Sam Jackson character
>>64178983
Not to mention silent night being played by Bob at the same time was on point
>>64183703
Thank fuck I was not the only one thinking this.
It probably hid under something then ate all the bodies
Did anybody else find that flashback to the morning, the scene with the original haberdashery owners, really off compared to the rest of the movie?
The mulato minnie with this upbeat ghetto manner of talking, the new zealand girl.
They felt completely detached from the rest of the films world, I kept waiting for that scene to end so I didn't have to see these characters no more.
>>64170978
Madsen poisoned the coffee
>>64186216
The point is that they're all REALLY NICE PEOPLE and they got killed off.
>>64183703
>>64185589
Here the ending from the screenplay.
>>64183401
Does anyone buy this?
>>64186668
BTW, it is the real thing, despite the typos:
http://twcguilds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/H8_SCRIPT_CleanedUp_Final1.pdf
>>64186668
No fucking way. Ahahaha.
>>64186581
They could have made them just nice laid back normal people instead of "Hiyall can I get yas some coffees ;) ;)"
>>64183703
Remember the stew they were eating?
>>64186216
here's what I didn't get
why did minnie the mexican hater not hate Bob?
>>64170978
It was boring, shit, and nothing happened for 3 fucking hours.
2/10
>>64186787
>>64171021
>Intermission is 12 minutes btw.
>Intermission
wot?
>>64183382
me 2 m8
The reveal withTatum under the floorboardsannoyed me. I can see how O.B wasn't counted as one of the eight since he wasn't an asshole like the rest, but it still annoyed me. Having 10 people in the house feels like it's breaking the "rules". You set up this whodunnit where the premise is eight people and it just feels annoying to veer off that course. If the movie was called something else it would have been alright.
It annoyed me irrationally much, but overall the movie was good, I guess.
>>64170978
FLOP
Everyone who liked the movie is an adult who watched it in glorious 70mm in their local cinema.
Everyone who hated the movie is a teenager who watched a 1280x720 DVD screener on their cell phone while lurking /tv/.
Prove me wrong.
Would have been better without Tarantino exposing everything through unfitting narrating.
>>64188946
I saw it in 70mm and hated it. There you go
