> Padmé became the star-slut of Anakin Skywalker, fifteen years her junior. The strange love between Anakin and Padmé, as bizarre as it was, isn't at all hard for most people to imagine.
>Anakin, an upstart "pod" racer from Tatooine, thought Padmé possessed the beauty of an angel, and could not stop staring at her. One thing led to another, and the two quickly started petting. What followed is strictly tabooine, especially on Tatooine, but may safely be described with the innocent metaphor of a train entering and exiting a tunnel—repeatedly, with raindrops and lollipops.
>tfw no teenage Hershlag gf
>>64170808
I always thought the age difference was super weird
I mean he has to be like 8 or something and she's gotta be like 18 or something in the Phantom Menace
>>64170808
Padme was about 15, Anakin was about 10. 5 years difference isn;t at all strange, especially when the female is as hot as Natalie.
>>64170988
That makes Episode 1 even fucking dumber than it already managed to be then
How did a 15 year old get elected queen? Was there literally NO ONE more capable than a 15 year old running?
>>64170975
>>64170988
Look at that age gap just keep getting smaller. Star cuck fans will defend the rape of an innocent male toddler.
>>64170895
Wow she actually used to look like a jew
>>64171036
>what is tradition
Of all the millions of planets, you'd expect a few to have retarded traditions and rituals
>>64170808
Jake Lloyd is only 8 years younger than Portman. Their characters were even closer in age, Padme was 14, Anakin was 9.
>>64171036
Royalty is idiotic
a baby has been a King before in real world human history
>>64170975
>>64170988
>>64171036
It makes no sense, but Padmé is actually 13 and Anakin is 9.
>>64171065
DELETE THIS
>>64170808
they weren't in love at that point
>>64171060
dude they didn't actually fug until like 10 years later
>>64171087
the queen in star wars isnt real royalty, its an elected position
they live in a democracy
fuck knows why lucas decided to call her a queen
>>64171036
>elected queen
>>64170808
>strictly tabooine, especially on Tatooine
>>64171137
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
>>64171036
>elected
>queen
What the fuck
>>64170975
Were any of Lucas's wives a lot younger than him or something?
>>64171105
what the fuck
>>64171105
Masturbating looking at dem goy boys.
>strictly tabooine, especially on Tatooine
>>64171228
>>64171240
DELETE
THIS
>>64171129
>fuck knows why lucas decided to call her a queen
Because retards would be confused if Princess Leia's mom wasn't a queen
>>64171155
please stop posting this
the republic wasnt an elective monarchy, it was a straight democracy that had an office called "queen" for some reason
it wasnt even the highest position
>>64171265
Seriously what the fuck is up with her mouth
>>64171284
>the republic
It wasn't a republic, it was a planet.
>it was a straight democracy that had an office called "queen" for some reason
It's called elective monarchy and it exists on Earth. Why wouldn't it exist on an alien planet?
>it wasnt even the highest position
It was the highest position on the planet. The planet was part of a sector that was represented by a Senator.
>>64171284
Had to make her a "queen" because Leia was a princess. But to make it absolutely clear the rebels were on the "correct side of history", Lucas needed to hamfist in a bunch of shit about freedom and democracy. Having the leader of the alliance be a traditional monarchy would have been politically incorrect.
>>64171468
Implying princess leia got her princess title from amidala
>>64170808
>What followed is strictly tabooine, especially on Tatooine
>tabooine
>on Tatooine
>>64171518
It's called poetry anon, they rhyme
>>64171518
Implying a give a fuck what retard logic Lucas used in the prequels.
>>64171036
>elected queen
What the fuck are doing, senpai?
>>64171579
It exists family
>Anakin is an asshole
>Jedi mind trick exists
>hot older jerkoff fantasy falls in love with him for no apparent reason
how could this have happened?
>>64171579
Something similar to Tibet I suppose, where the Dalai Lama is an absolute monarchy, but is "elected" as a child from the general population.
>>64171565
Why are you even in this thread
>>64171698
Just here to masturbate to Natalie Portman.
Whatever happened to Chancellor Valorum?
>>64171753
"Finis" doesn't have the ring to it that "Sheev" does
>>64171753
someone should of just told him to b himself
>>64171257
>>64171535
nice samefagging
>>64171753
Same thing that will happen to Obama, forgotten along with all the other weak ineffective leaders.
>>64172235
>weak ineffective leaders
keep telling yourself that racist scum
>>64172295
Bin Laden died of Marfan Syndrome years before. Which is why the photos they released turned out to be fake, and why they claimed to have dumped his body at sea.
>>64172463
please post an image of jetfuel can't melt steel beams so at least I can laugh
>>64172023
>waaaaaaaaah more than one person likes what I don't like they're obviously samefagging waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>64172549
When you die you will receive total consciousness. Looking back on this exchange, you will finally know the full truth, and will feel shame and regret for your words.
I am speaking directly to your dead future self now. I told you so...
>>64172718
Shut up Kojima.
>>64172549
Please show me examples of firemen "pulling" buildings as they did with Building 7, retar.. I mean anon.
