"There has been an awakening."
"An awakening, sir?"
"Yes. The Force Awakens in IMAX 3D!"
Really? How the hell do they get away with this shit?
I'm watching it for free online right now and let me tell you I'm glad I didn't pay. This shit is boring as fuck. I watched about 2 minutes in the beginning and literally said "BORING" out loud and skipped to about 20 minutes in where I'm at right now.
At least something it fucking happening now, they're stealing a tie-fighter or some shit. It's still boring as fuck, lacks the feeling the older movies had. Ugh.
How the hell did they get away with this ?
>>64167904
i'm more disturbed with how lanky mcChickenArms McMoleface was supposed to be intimidating. even his voice is weak.
Ok so the black guy shot a few canons on the star destroyer and they're like "yay that was so cool did u see that?" and then the white guy is like "wuts ur name?" and the black guy says "384783 i don't have a name lol im a nigger" so the white guy says "ok boy i'll give u a name ur name is Finn because this movie is fucking boring and I want to FINNish it."
Will update.
>>64168096
Cool blog breh
>>64168052
oh shit it's kylo ren. he's cool as fuck. Kylo orders his crew to shoot Finn and the white guy, but their ultra-advanced missiles miss (big surprise) and they land on the planet Jakk-off.
"send a squad to the wreckage" oh yeah instead of just glassing the entire area, good idea assholes. Now he'll get away."
Oh shit the ship disappeared into the sand, that's cool. Did it get eaten by a worm or something? Everybody is just sitting there. Yawn.
Fucking hell. Now the Finish is alone and walking through the desert. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ok so we're back onto the ship. Bitches be arguing, yawn, "my men are exceptionally trained, programmed by birth." More arguing, bitching, "u betta do wut i want nigga ill fuk u up."
ok back on planet jakoff, Finish is running through a market or some shit. yawn. Drinks some Pig monster piss, that's great. Good
White bitch has some trouble with a few niggas, Finish to the rescue. Oh wait she took care of it herself because girl power xdddd ^_^.
Oh there's the droid. Fucking yawn. Oh they noticed each other. She's running at him. Big chase. She smacks him in the face with her black dick stick.
lol they start accusing the black guy of stealing his jacket. Hahaha that's the first funny part of the whole movie, good job George Jewcas.
>>64168150
more of his waifu
>>64168150
what a mook.
"I helped poe you white bitch tell that robot dog to quit zappin me ow ow owwww." She doesn't cuz she's racis.
"I helped po escape nigga, but he didnt make it lol cuz im useless." Droid is sad and slinks off, now black man and white woman are alone for sexual tension time. Bow chika bow wow. *dims lights, disco ball lowers from ceiling.*
"I've never met a resistance fighter before...ur so dreamy." "Shhh white bitch this is what we look like. We lookin for luke skywalka."
Oh shit stormtroopers. Shooting, running, yapping. I'm zoning out right now.
Fucking yawn.
>>64168530
Uh oh rape time. She screams "stop taking my hand!!!" but he doesn't cuz he's a strong black man and he want dat wite pussi.
More running. Ships flying overhead. Bombs. White bitch confused now, she like "wtf?" Crawls over to her black lover, more sexual tension.
Bombs. Running. Panting. Metaphor for sex.
Ships blow up the ship they're running towards, but not the next one. YAWN plot device i guess. It takes them 20 seconds to take the ship off and they still don't shoot it.
lol star wars sucks now.
>>64168640
Flying, rolling, dogfighting, pew pew pew, pew pew pew, arguing at each other, bitching.
Fucking yawn this movie sucks dick dude.
>>64168720
ok so i skipped all the bullshit and went right to the lightsaber fight between kylo ren and that white bitch
Of course she wins because girl power xdd ^_^. Kylo is struggling around like a bitch on the ground, white bitch looks confident.
>>64168640
This image makes my blood boil.
>>64168212
I fell asleep watching the movie (in the theater, mind you) but no one here would believe me cause everyone's being so dramatic about the movie.
>>64169062
I don't believe you at the moment, but I'd like more information.
Were you tired? Why did you go to the theater tired? And don't tell me you fell asleep because of boredom. Nobody actually does that.
>>64169062
I don't blame you dude. This movie is dumb as fuck. Everybody is jumping on the bandwagon though because most people are mindless drones who live for attention.
>>64167972
>2 minutes in
>declaring it boring
>not even barely past the fucking opening scrawl
what's it like to have ADD, anon?
>>64169280
I actually DID fall asleep during the first Hobbit movie. It was pretty fucking bad.
>>64168918
Do you have any more easy opinions I can see blogboy?
