This is unforgivable.
What the fuck is going on with the writers of eastenders?
You let the demon child get away scotfree but youkillfatboyinstead of vincent because ronnie 'screwed up'?Fatboy was consistently one of the better characters of eastenders since he was introduced, and now you killed him?
Fuck this man, I'm visually perturbed.
eastenders thread
>>64163799
>You couldn't protect that smile.
Is that young John Travolta?
i don't care until grant comes back
>Eastenders is whiter than the real version of Watford
>>64164015
what happened to him?
They killed him off because the actor had a leaked Skype vid of him having a wank with a joint
she's going to be absolutely sad
>>64164378
proof
Zainab makes me so fucking hard, she is high test as fuck. I would do anything to cuck the shit out of that beta Massood
>>64164318
in eastenders i think he went to live abroad, in real life probably to do other shows
>>64164556
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3276732/EastEnders-actor-Ricky-Norwood-axed-playing-Arthur-Fatboy-Chubb-scandal-naked-video-smoking-marijuana.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eastenders-fatboy-actor-ricky-norwood-7075116
>>64164662
jesus fucking christ are you kidding me
>>64164589
she got no ass what are you talking about
>>64164662
dont do drugs kids
>fats was claustrophobic
>>64165375
Typical they start to give the character proper depth then mercilessly kill them off
His acting was fucking great when he was locked in the cupboard
>>64165405
This, goddamn man I hope to see him in more movies/series. He legit understands what it means to be claustrophobic.
Why did they have to replace her
>>64165565
Jacqueline was 5 times better
>>64165545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dNyDtZJAek
>>64165545
>>64165734
thats some ptsd shit there. imagine seeing a mangle corpsed with steel protruding the body and the like
oh man thats some horrible shit
>>64166228
Especially when that person is Fatboy.
>>64163799
Is this guy a Travolta?
>>64164662
>trying to scandalize based fatboy
fuck you dailymail
Please OP, you've got to be better than wasting your time watching that tripe in the first place.
>>64166510
Please die
>>64166510
I've been watching it on and off mostly for lauren ronnie lucy and fatboy
now that most of them are dead or gone I should just drop it by nw.
>>64166510
it's better than any of the northern crap
>>64166563
Lauren was so fucking peng, christ i'd smash her backdoors in any day, swear down
>>64166563
Lauren's back full-time next year familia
>>64166615
Well she better start squatting to get her ass back, the baby must have wrecked her behind.
>>64166549
Please do.
My fat, retarded godmother watches that with her literally demented mother.
Not even joking.
End yourself before you breed.
>>64166602
>peng
>swear down
>smash her backdoors
help, what is this poster talking about, is it a chav?
>>64164651
>Not knowing about based Ross Kemp
You gonna kill me? No one fucking kills me
What did he mean by this?
>>64166929
a pre-teen child locked in the basement
>>64166510
mfw we're like a decade behind in the states
>>64166921
he left a long fucking time ago, i know he did that show about gangs
>>64166840
shut ya fuckin mug m8 before ya get dropped
>>64166929
is that from the documentary when he went to visit russia? oh dear
>peng
>>64165565
both hot 2beeahche new one is hotter though.
>>64167563
Nope. It's from his latest series. It's from the episode where he approaches feminism and dapper laughs.
>>64168173
is it good? can't access it outside of the uk (thanks bbc)
>>64168505
>is it good? can't access it outside of the uk (thanks bbc)
Not really. He is trying to be the new Louis Theroux but he doesn't have the same manipulation skills.
He did do an episode on body building and steroid use in this series. It was basically about how short guys work out more to overcompensate. It was pretty funny.
Do you watch this unironically?
>>64166563
Only women and chavs watch soaps, anon. You can always look at the pictures of the fit women who star in them though.
>>64167785
they used this word in the show? noice.
>>64168572
>Louis Theroux
that reminds me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTmt1pa7xI
>>64163799
I haven't watch Eastender since the 26 October episode because I've been catching up on other programmes.
Please tell me what god forsaken excuse they came up with to kill one of the GOATs.
>>64168922
I watched that episode the other day. I felt so bad for that guy because Louis is just trying to get a rise out of him.
>Genuinely care for animals
>The only way you can breed and sustain these animals is through letting people hunt some
>Louis shows up and irritates you until you flip out at him
>>64168946
supposedly because of drugs, so they banned him from filming for 2 weeks
but they ended up killing him
>>64164662
>>64168505
>is it good
FUCK OFF
are you fucking serious?
it was on bbc3
bbc fucking 3
no it wasn't good.
name a good uk documentary to come out in the past ~10 years. you can't
watch reggie yates in russia on homosexuals
spends the first half of the episode with gay guys protesting in the streets and being astounded when passers by call him a homo saying how he can't believe people are still using gay and homo as derogatory slang and insult and then the second half he spends with a russian guy in a sauna laughing to the camera about how gay it is to be in a sauna.
what the fuck?
funny when he went to the racist rally, should have seen his poor little face when he realised they only invited the black guy to the right wing political rally to look good on international news 'we aren't racist we have a black guy see'
fucking retard.
>>64169044
Louis has that interviewing technique where he really wants someone to get really upset, I've seen it in all of his trips
>>64168723
some of us have wifes/girlfriends that subject us to this shit. You get involved in the storyline when you've been forced to sit through 100 episodes.
>>64169131
I haven't seen the 'far right and proud' episode from him, could you tell me more about it?
>>64169185
I just put my on her lap and play on my phone
>honey your glare is distracting
lel
>>64169131
s-sorry anon, I'm from the bbc days from when they played the simpsons after robot wars p-please no bully
>>64169059
No, what is the story line excuse?
I'll probably read up on it but it has more impact with an impromptu explanation from a viewer.
>>64169131
>name a good uk documentary to come out in the past ~10 years. you can't
Plenty on BBC4. It's the home of really good documentaries. Speaking of Russia, there was a good one about Russia's toughest prison....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04m3k1q
>>64169207
its been a while but thats pretty much what i remember
he gets invited to a right wing rally and loads of russian hoodlums shout racist things at him and theres a group of high up right wing guys that basically run around whispering hey cut out the racist bants when we are on tv guys leave the monkey alone.
then they throw stones at him and shit for a while
he goes to see some youth club where they teach knife fighting and shit but that could have been the gay episode.
my favourite line was from the gay episode, he asks a russian parliment memeber or something why he hates and fears gays
officials response is something like 'gays are like dog shit, its not dangerous but its very unpleasant to step in'
or something like that.
I used to watch it way back when but I stopped a while back. Lauren was pretty hot though.
>>64169408
I would destroy her beyond all recognition.
>>64169455
Shame she's had a kid now.
>>64169505
Is that meant to change anyting?
>>64169131
The Hunt was on 2 weeks ago
>>64169369
fuck. ok yes ok thanks bbc4 for making me look like a right idiot.
i did really enjoy omid djalili's physics documentaries, especially when he went around sellafield. sure i was a bit worried about him getting access to a high security nuclear reactor but he seemed pretty cool actually.
and i hate history but i will watch pretty much anything presented by Janina Ramirez.
>>64169389
>go to a right wing rally in russia
>surround yourself with gopniks and hoodlums
oh wow these guys are so racists can you believe it #2015 #groanzone
what a fucking idiot, no shit reggie
>>64169408
tell me about her /tv/, why does she wear the mask?
>>64169517
her ass collapsed as a result of the baby
>>64169554
BBC4 has literally shown and produced tons of good documentaries over the past decade, on a range of subjects. It's the best BBC channel desu. BBC3 is pretty trash.
>>64169620
>>64169639
I miss that show
>>64169542
well personally i thought that was shit but now i do remember a daytime tv nature programme i watched when i was unemployed a few months ago about a sea lion? is that what it was? a mummy sea lion had her baby on a pier next to some dive instructors boat which is unusual because of people (usually they do it in the sea caught up in seaweed and shit) but everyone else on the pier was fucking pissed off because to open oysters and clams the sealions smash them against the boat hulls and cause thousands worth of damage. was comfy as fuck.
pretty sure it wasn't sea lions. what are the big otters? the furry ones not the leathery ones. sealions are leathery right?
>fats is dead
honestly couldn't believe what i was watching senpai.
i imagined he'd leave with a party or something. not like this
>those last words to dot
is he the last of the E21 cast to leave eastenders?
>>64163799
Ronnie is the worst character in the world. I hate how these shit soap writers don't dare kill anyone whose a cunt off.
>mfw they won't Kill Mercedes off in Hollyoaks
>mfw they won't Kill Tracy off in Coronation Street
>mfw they won't Kill Ronnie or Vincent's Mother off in Eastenders
>tfw they kill two best boys Ziggy and Fats
>>64169706
are you okay??
>>64169706
>well personally i thought that was shit
Get out.
>>64169708
Oh my fucking God. What did he say to Dot. I'm half tempted to watch the damn thing but I'd be so lost without reading what's been going on for the past 2 months.
>>64163799
he was killed coz he left the show, same with ziggy in Hollyoaks.
the top tier good characters actors are leaving because they are realising the shit show there starring in.
>>64169630
i'm glad bbc4 is such a shit kind of channel that nobody really watches or talks about because it allows the shows to be kind of overindulgent and niche.
it will be a shame when its turned over to online only. bbc3 can't go quick enough as far as i'm concerned. no need to watch the same series of top gear every month or the same episode of family guy 4 times a week or russell howard ever.
>tfw you'll never marry shabnam and have tamwar as a brother in law and masood as a father in law
This is what suffering is like
Shabs is so qt without the headscarf
Did Cindy return yet?
>would eat Mimi Keene's shitty knickers.
>>64169708
I think so. Cat is coming back, and so is lauren
>E21
oh, well I don't know.
>>64169743
I'm in love with Samantha but Ronnie should face judgement
>>64169752
i'm just trying to remember what the big otters are called.
>>64164662
can't believe this means you get fired from a show.
like what repercussions could something like that have on a show millions of britbongs watch? a few stupid old people who should be dead complaining? so fucking what? Jesus Christ the people in charge of television are fucking pathetic.
>>64163799
um hey /tv/first time i ever came here
>searching for some nice series
>this the first post i opened
>youtube search eastenders
>realize /tv/ is /mu/ and its fucked up shitty music with no real nice mainstream or even cool or nice music just autistic memes from 2011
>>64169797
I don't think BBC4 is going online only, or I hope it never will anyway. BBC3 is though.
>It is required by its licence to broadcast at least 100 hours of new arts and music programmes, 110 hours of new factual programmes and to premiere 20 international films each year.
>>64169858
england is among the most hypocritical countries out there lad, never forget it.
>>64169869
also
>that shiity music meme with drumfacefacinghorizonwithhand.jpg shitty ass crap
>>64165734
Danny Dyer becomes based full time soap actor as a great character.
Richard Blackwood reappears as a jacked up great character too.
Eastenders is the unjust for UK TV people.
>>64166563
that chick who plays Lauren has a fat ass, I love it.
in b4 danny dyer kills himself
tfw no whitney, nancy, lauren and shabnam harem
>>64169984
shut it you mug
>>64169973
she really does, she and ronnie man, goddamn, my fucking crushes
>>64169817
yeah I'd fugg her, looks like she'd destroy me. I just hate how Ronnie walks around acting like she's the shit and tries to be threatening.
>tfw no more Phil on crack
>>64169973
POST IT
>>64170053
there was another one as well, I think this indian girl who left the show years back, she was tamwar's gf, I forgot her name, she had this great ass and great hips
>>64164662
video link ?
i need it for research
>>64170063
agreed. what was that episode where she and her sister tried to kill someone? In a car garage. I can't remember, but they went to a funeral and all
>>64169919
yeah I no I live here, the government are absolute tosspots, the councils are absolute tosspots, the tv is fuckjng shit, Netflix UK is fucking shit, the food is fucking shit. The only redeeming factor is the slags up north.
I may as well be living in a 5th world country.
Best eastenders girl coming through
>>64169799
If I ever found a bird like Shabnam, my fucking god would I never let her go. Her devotion and her passion is so fucking arousing.
I'm not religious but having someone that dedicated to anything is so bloody hot. Are she and Kush still together? She is such waifu bait.
>>64170125
and now;
>china is buying london piece at a time, rising the prices out of houses very quickly
shit, sorry man hang in there
>slags up north
explain.
>>64170153
yeah she's surprisingly good andcute
>>64166573
yeah not enough pakis in those
>>64163799
why was vincent so sad, i thought he hated fatboy after he betrayed him
i hope at least dot finds out the truth
>>64170078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afia_Masood
got her
>>64169817
>Cat is coming back
Looks like a good time to get back into Eastenders during the new year. What happened to her and Alfie's show in....I want to say Australia?
>>64170177
kush and shabnam are together in real life how cute is that :3
>>64170214
>' hoooo, proud of my daughter's arse'
>>64170153
>She loves black dick
>I have a big black dick
MUH DIIIIIICK
Hello.
>>64170153
hnnnnng
>>64170289
Oh my days. They are both so lucky.
>>64170214
>mfw he had sex with lucy
>>64170307
c-calm down anon
>>64170227
>Dot finds out the truth
>This would literally kill her if this was real
Please no, I'd probably cry.
>>64170311
>>64170177
yeah they are together. but she knows kush fucked stacy. she also figured out that kush might be stacy's baby's father but stacy promised that he wasn't.
soooo who knows maybe they will be together?
>tfw your eastendersfu got cucked
shabs.... had a hard life...
>tfw you're literally Tamwar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBbc96AGPPc
>>64170153
she's sexy as fuck in real life although I do like her as a chavfu as well
>>64170307
>>64170317
Great ass too
Excuse the watermarks
>>64170179
aslong as it ain't pakis I don't care and north slags are 18 to 30 year olds who drink every weekend and are easy to fuck, 90% of them are sexy.
>>64170425
you have tremendous amount of fire scars on your back?
>all those gratuitous foot shots when shabnam had her miscarriage
>>64170500
>north slags
where in the north lad, manchester? I'm curious because I'm not from the UK, may pay the place a visit though as a tourist
>>64170073
GOAT acting from filip
>>64170487
FUCK I've never noticed her arse coz she's always in tracksuit bottoms.
>>64170078
sad for tamwar on how his wife left him on a scooter lol
>>64170153
i cannot wait to see her in a burka
>>64170543
north east, Teesside. bring a gram of cocainium too they'll follow you around for hours.
>>64170177
i always hater her smug uppity attitude like when she used to be racist and would go to a pub with her headscarf on and look her nose down on everyone. Big hypocrite
>>64170487
WOW
>>64170575
Exactly, this is a pleasant surprise
>>64170409
so is kush the baby daddy ?
>>64170407
>>64170487
>that button nosed new lesbian girl in corrie that looks like jenna coleman
>>64170687
well that's the impression we're getting. but he might not be
>>64170687
the kid wasn't even 1% percent brown I'm gunna say no. I no Kush is 50% percent white but still..
Dean probs raped Stacey too kek
>>64170238
>Meryl Fernandes is 32
>looks like a early 20er
goddamn it always feels so weird to hear that the actors are many times more older in real life
>>64170701
>>64170191
have you even seen them?
>>64170517
>tfw you remember them
I'm not even a footfag and I thought it was some good stuff.
eastenders went to absolute shit when derek died on christmas
it was slowly turning to shit beforehand with the moon family and every new boring characters but the nail in the coffin was dereks death
>>64170701
>that black and dark blue combo
jesus she has some wonderful fashion sense, my fucking dick
>>64170744
Omg
why has hollyoaks gone downhill recently ?
i think they focus too much on leela and her family who are boring
>>64170789
But it's always been shit. Soaps are just depressing shit. The only soap I've ever been able to watch was Neighbours, but I dropped that when it moved to Channel 5.
>>64170789
derek was the best thing that ever happened to eastenders
>>64170701
IS THAT NANCY?!?!?
>>64170744
DIOS MIO
>it's a /soapslag/ thread again
the problem was that the writers just do not know what to do with some characters such as masood, jay, abi branning, cora and others and usually some stories are brought up once, forgotten about and then brought up a month later when no one even remembers what they are talking about
>>64170842
out of all the soaps that has the absolute worst writing, it's infuriating the shit the people do in Hollyoaks. it's like everyone is Mr Bean or something.
it produces some good slags though.
>that current McQueen family and their thick bodies HNNGG
>>64170889
arent you happy? come in here and take refuge from all the madness that's surrounding
this is a place of comfort, so enjoy your stay!
look how hot/evil samantha is
>>64170710
Did Tina and Sonia ever get together? They need a younger, hotter lesbian couple.
I wasn't to keen on Tina at first but her optimism grew on me.
>>64170889
Maybe.
>>64170744
>>64170744
>click on /tv/ for first time by accident
>see this
I'm never leaving
>>64170936
Abi can fucking die srsly grr
>>64170744
lindsey on hollyoaks is GOAT slag
>>64170951
never liked porcha's cheeks
celine has the best ass, based cameraman knows it too
>>64170744
>>64170744
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64170982
I need to bury my face in thatbase under attack!
>>64170744
Bruv. This is why I'm gay.
>>64170959
>muh-mummy..
>>64170991
fingers crossed for a storyline where ben comes out as fully gay and dumps abi, then abi realises her family do not like or want her anymore after max is released and everyone knows his innocent. max rejects her and so does phil who does not view her as family
abi then goes down the cora route
>>64171069
MANCHESTER
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>>64171061
She likes working out now.
how did dots actress say she is poor and is going blind and hungry when she signed a contact a few years back for a couple hundred grand ?
>>64170991
abi's rocking those delicious thighs though
>>64171133
good stuff man
>>64171149
mrs B is a playa
>>64170517
>>64170779
Any screencaps?
>>64171185
kek
>>64171071
>mummy's here for you anon...
Is there a more evil and ruthless combo than these two?
Looking like they stepped right outta vice city
make way for the queen
>>64171276
i think roxie might be headed for a domestic abuse storyline with dean. or maybe he rapes her like he raped linda
>>64171294
there was a photoshoot in closer magazine with her celine and kim and the whale tegan
some nice shots of bottoms in there
>>64171325
he does actually attempt it but shirley walks in
she then tries to drown him lel
>>64171329
please post them friend
>>64171133
>wears makeup to work out
absolute trash
>>64171244
fucking hell, Ronnie seems the type too who would be fucking her son behind closed doors
![b2nM1d9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RiRAtr9.png "b2nM1d9[1].png")
>>64171294
>>64170744
This a shoop right?
>>64171294
she's thick too
>tfw all the thick Hollyoaks chicks were tight jeans and the camera angles are full body shots
>>64171325
well dean tried to-
>>64171358
yup, it was fucking hilarious
>>64171380
And you too anon, after you are mummy's dearest
>>64171405
TEAR
MY
HEART
INTO
PIECES
sienna is underrated
>>64171423
>when celine did that ass dance while pedo pete stared at her
>>64171405;_;
>>64171418
No, she just has a good body.
>>64171418
>>64171441
ronnie reminds me of tony montanas wife in scarface
>>64163799
>watching eastenders post barry and janine saga
What an absolute pleb
>>64171405
shit, this is heartbreaking
>>64170744
>small tits huge ass
THE god tier combo.
>>64171460
>tfw you will never be pedo Pete seducing each mcqueen
cantwakeup.jpg
>>64171372
It's just a photoshoot anon.
![article-0-0D3FFD0A00000578-370_634x802[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qCjBwwE.jpg "article-0-0D3FFD0A00000578-370_634x802[1].jpg")
Best girl
>>64171492
>>64171478
>>64170744
definition of butterface
>>64171504
janine and michael were perfect for each other
>all these plebby post-millennials who never knew the joy of prime slutty Stacey
>>64171405
>>64171543
council estate whore
found it funny how she single handedly beat up the gang leader kane when liam was too scared to do it himself
>>64171566
>michael
cheers for reminding me what a qt alice branning was
And her tit game was A+
>>64171566
>definition of butterface
Not really. She's not beautiful, but she isn't a butterface and especially not the definition of one.
>>64171576
>tfw Whitney is the perfect level of thick
>>64169663
Same
>>64171499
Right? its uncanny man
>>64171492
Fantastic
>>64171576
ruby was better
>>64171576
she's always reminded me as a low budget Megan Fox.
I'd definitely settle down with her.
>>64171596
>>64171587
>>64171625
what is her storyline now without bianca and her family ? she has become the new tracy
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tFg3NBO.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>64171576
I preferred Ruby
>>64171695
probs gonna do another tony storyline
>>64171695
she's there for mick's son who is dealing with ptsd i think. last i saw he was working at an army place and was getting bullied??
can't replace tracy though
>>64171576
The only correct choice other than peggy mitchel
>yfw you realise peggy will never slap you, spit in your face and tell you to get out of her pub
>awawawawwaw
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uaTUWmh.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
apparently jay is getting a big storyline next year
>>64170744
I think I just attained maximum 'wew'
>>64171847
m-mommy ?
>you will never have a threesome with these two
>>64171133
She was an absolute embarassment on The Chase. I'm glad she's still hot and in soaps though
>>64171847
Holy shit there is nothing about British culture or British people that isn't absolutely disgusting. Someone please push the red button on that shithole immediately.
>>64171998
What do you mean?
>>64171998
Need to check the lotto numbers?
>>64171918
emmerdale is really struggling for slag material. all the girls are either old and busted or just really fucking annoying. guess priya might get it. and david's wife who left emmerdale. and nicola. the rest? nope. even debbie's getting old.
>>64171998
THE TIME HAS COME
PUSH THE BUTTON
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
>>64171998
Piss off burger don't you have a school to shoot up
>>64163799
Soaps are a hideous cancer eating away society, and the moronic normie scum that watch them should kill themselves. Fuck you.
>>64171405
>mfw
>there is unironically an eastenders thread on MY /tv/
FUCK
OFF
WOMEN
FUCK OFF
>>64171998
Are you taking soaps this seriously?
>>64172111
isn't it zetsubou?
>>64172083
>Burger
You automatically think I'm an americlap too. Just goes to show how deep they have their fat dicks down your entire nations's throat while the muzzies are cutting off your balls.
>>64163799
y-yeah, looks like.
>>64171847
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3369253/Stalker-left-EastEnders-star-Samantha-Womack-scared-home-turning-house-delivering-letter-declaring-love-her.html
Alright, own up. I KNOW one of you cunts is Peter Rombough.
>>64172069
£42 million this wednesday lad, hopefully i get it
>>64172100
>>64172125
I agree, I'm just here for the slags.
>>64172100
I agree man fuck soaps
Whoa, I haven't seen this show since Peggy left, was gonna catch up on it soon enough, thanks for spoiling
>>64172218
>catching up
>spoiling
its a soap anon, storylines are made and concluded every week
>>64172271
>bobby
>>64172206
holy fuck thats one repugnant looking brit
>>64172217
>bodywash master race
Why would anyone enjoy soap?
>>64172359
>not using soap first then bodywash afterwards
Ew
>>64172359
grea way to exfoilate
>>64172167
It would be a Brit thread without the token assmad foreigner.
>>64171848
Post the lewds.
>>64172100
They mimic at work the drama that happens in them or try and cause the same drama
