Could you find a mate in 45 days? What animal would you want to be turned into?
>>64155320
I couldn't in 26 years,m8.
>>64155320
>Could you find a mate in 45 days?
nigga I haven't found a mate in 26 years
>What animal would you want to be turned into?
rabbit
A bat
Or Aggeliki Papoulia
26 years here too, i would turn into a lion, the king of jungle.
i would turn into a human
seems like it would be fun
>>64155401
also a dog would be nice
if I were to be born in anoccidentalcivilized country
>>64155415
>>64155461
mates...
A crawfish so a chick would suck my meat and lick my head - Lil Wayne
>>64155504
Hmmmm...
>>64155320
Nope, I'm not a fucking wizard.
Falcon
>>64155320
i could.
>>64155401
damn, the feels are strong in this one.
>>64155401
>>64155415
That 26yo virgin mind.
![great-white-shark-smile-cal-ripfin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lDibdvv.jpg "great-white-shark-smile-cal-ripfin[1].jpg")
>>64155320
I wouldn't find one on purpose so I could be changed into a Great White shark.
Also I liked the movie even though it was kinda dumb.
>>64158133
>wanting to be stupid
At least go for a killer whale or something senpai
a tortoise so i could spend over a hundred years searching for a gf
i pretty much already am a tortoise anyways
>>64155454
Why wasn't cute Mary Tsoni in Alpeis or this?
What animal was the heartless woman turned into
>>64158237
not heartless enough
Is that really the premise of this movie? It seems like pretentious horseshit, frankly.
Did anyone actually enjoy this movie? It was just weird and nothing else.
>>64158276
Crab legs
>>64155320
I wasted 18 years trying that. 21 right now and I'm glad I've put that shit behind me.
Also, I'd like t be a golden lion tamarin.
>>64158360
Feel free to go to the nearest Star Wars thread
>>64155320
I would want to be something that flew.
My wife wants to be a bear or a wolf like a fag.
>>64158190
Ignorance is bliss, and being an apex predator doesn't hurt.
>>64158276
Never said.
>>64158484
>shirking pretense means you like slop
Where is the happy medium?
>>64155320
Dolphin so all my rapes would be excused.
