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Does coach casting still happen in Hollywood?
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Does coach casting still happen in Hollywood?
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>>64149147
not if you are jewish and rich.
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>>64149147
Yes, just look at Craig T. Nelson
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Is rain still wet?
Cara wouldn't need it tho, she's famous in her own right(for making funny faces as far as I can tell)
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>>64149147

I can't believe it's an issue in that particular case. Christ she's disgusting.
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depends what team?
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>>64149176
nice.
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What's up with her eyebrows?
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Yeah, but not Cara. She is cute, sexy and has a fun personality. The audience loves her, she's bringing in the money :3
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Would cum on.
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>>64149176
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>>64149147
>those eyebrows
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>>64149147
Still want to be honest familia
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>>64149147
Yes. James Franco heavily suggests this is how Kristen Stewart got the Twilight role in his book Actors Anonymous, but because the book was shit and no one read it, no one has picked up ln it.
He also admits picking up women on Instagram before the scandal of him trying to pick up a minor came about. No one noticed that either.

He is a true genius. Confess your stuff in books too awful to read and no one will know.
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>>64149176
kek
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>>64149147
Ofcourse, silly.
What I find hilarious is that most of actresses nowadays are feminists, but maybe 95% of them would gladly get anal penetrated by wrinkly patriarchal Jew executive if it meant a role in capeshit franchise
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>>64149557
i love how kirsten stewart literally slept with the director of snow white and no one cared and people still try to claim she is a passable actor.
>mfw the director probably didnt even try to sleep charlize
abosultley disgusting.
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>>64149362
>>64149479
die
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>>64149147
I don't find her attractive at all for some reason. Maybe because she looks too "perfect", like an artificial being. Even when she makes weird faces.
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>>64149704
no
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Will caraposting return to its former glory?
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>>64149147
Why has the hype surrounding her died down so quickly?

Did she seriously think Paper Towns was going to be her big break?
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>>64149730
yes,and take your jew slut with you.
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>>64149721
>too perfect

kek
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>>64149748
I don't have time or will to autism too much atm tbqh familia
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>>64149721
>that nose
>too perfect
die
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>>64149762
still want
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>>64149748
Only if desperado wants it to be.
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Couch casting still happens, but more with actors
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>>64149721
>mongoloid face
>mongoloid eyebrows
>no tits
>no ass
>shitty look on face at all times
>too "perfect"

Children on this board, I tell you.
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>>64149822
>desperado
lel.
we had some fun here.
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>>64149557
>James Franco heavily suggests this is how Kristen Stewart got the Twilight role in his book Actors Anonymous


got a direct quote? of course you don't.
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>Paper Towns underperformed
>Pan fucking bombed
>when Sue Side Squad comes out everyone's gonna talk about Margot Robbie

BRAVO CARA
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>>64149762
>that pic
she's doing coke, isn't she.
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>>64149901
>SW&TH affair is widely publicizied
>somehow unbelivable she has done it before
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>>64149147
I can see why you have your doubts
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>>64149845
>>64149822
desperado?
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>>64149955
affair isn't the same as casting couch, moron

who are you going to fuck if not someone from your social circle?
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>>64149271
THICK
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>>64150104
>>64149955
also if you're going to fuck someone to land a role, you're not going to fuck a studio director who has no say in who gets casted.
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>>64149901
kstew is such a pretty girl, maaan :3
i want to hold hands with her as we're walking her cute dogs
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>>64150129
Directors have input in the top 3 leads,you cant seriously believe this didnt help her? that she did it because she liked him? kek.
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>>64149901
It's mentioned here and he denies it but it pretty obvious in the book.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kristen-stewart-twilight-james-franco-robert-pattinson-530278
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>>64150062
desperado is the one and only hardcore caraposter
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>>64150237
The amount of retarded you have to be to read random clickbait blogs... are you a bot?

>>64150236
I don't think you realize that she wasn't some unknown when she filmed that movie. The whole fucking thing was marketed around her.
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>>64150286
he got his name for both consistency and law-breaking
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>>64149824

Sir Ian looking like a straight up AIDS case there
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>>64150294
>she wasnt some unknown
how do you think she got to become known? after panic room disgusting old fucks probably PREYED on her.
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It makes me sick thinking about all the ugly Jew producers that have been balls deep in my beautiful, pure Clara
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>>64150404
she is jewish and a multi millionare.she isnt sucking any cocks she doesnt want too.
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>>64150347
Keep masturbating
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>>64150446
>having a whore waifu that will suckey suckey for one dolla
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>>64150522
[citation needed]
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>>64150642
there is literally pics of it online :^))) and she is a "cheater".
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/tv/ on couch casting

>actress i don't like
OF COURSE
>my waifu
my waifu is pure and talented and wouldn't ever resort to that
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>>64149147
pic related?
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>>64150642
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>>64150791
SHAME
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>>64150791
>he's going for the pits
dude knows what's good for him
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>>64150767
of course not
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>>64149760
She's in So You Saying We
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>>64150791
They were already shooting when they were "caught", him and his wife were separating. She did nothing wrong. Her romance with Pattinson had already ended.
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>>64150791
>literally who director and top box office actress

clear case of coach (sic) casting!
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>>64150949
>>64150925
lmao stay naive ur waifu is a slut who sleeps around with producers and directors

> top box office actress
besides twilight who they could have casted any other girl who passed the casting couch and made a fortune on female tweens at the box office, what other movies have she been a box office hit with? Oh right the one where she slept with the director HMM
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Cara is pure.
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>>64149901
Come on, she's a proven whore. She fucked the director of Snow White.
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>>64150989
>her movies only made gazillion dollars, what else she was in was a box office hit, HMMMMMMMMMMM?
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>>64151022
and ugly
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>>64151042
Oh please, you're going to suggest to me Carrie Fisher is a box office actress or Emma Watson

both were box office hits because of their franchises, not any actors or actresses involved

fact is she had to slept to get the role in twilight and still sleeps with directors (known)

only naive waifuist actually believe she isn't a couch slut with no talent
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>>64150989
Ay lmao look at this flustered hater. She was a huge name, he was a nobody, still is.
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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2418251/Kristen-Stewart-accepts-500k-offer-Middle-Eastern-prince-15-minute-chat.html

What do you think they talked about for 15 minutes for 500k?

Twilight sequel theories?
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>>64151115
He's a director with say in who gets to be in his next movies, sure hes not Spielberg or Scorsese but same calibre directors have scored even hotter wives (Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jovovich) and continued to cast them in their films
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>>64151122
lel
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>>64149924
Yep.
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>>64151122
It went to charity. She wouldn't leave her house for 500k.
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>>64149721
Would fuck t b h my family
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>>64151122
Did u even read the article
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>>64149557
Implying the studio would let the female lead of a multimillion dollar franchise be decided by the producer's / director's dick
I don't say couches don't happen, but not when money is involved. Maybe mousefu or other minor roles where casted this way
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>>64151328
>I don't say couches don't happen, but not when money is involved.

They'd make money regardless unless you think somehow Kristen Stewart is a perfect Twilight character who if she wasn't casted, Twilight wouldn't have made money and the acting would have been so much more terrible
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>>64149176
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Yes but only with non-jewish people and people who were nobodies at the time.

Olivia Wilde and Amber Heard are casting couch legends.
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KStew basically admits to it in this video (jump to 22 seconds in):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGeMFWpk2I
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>>64151789
holy fuck kstew is so hot in motion. she's my dream desu.
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Are Cara and Annie still together?
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>>64151857
i don't know but i want my waifus to become a couple: kstew+cara. i want to see those awkward kstew facial expressions as cara is being a goof in front of camera. also i want to see them have sex.
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>>64151789
>I want to make out with charlize

what a dyke
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>>64151883
But Cara+Annie so qt
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>>64151939
sure, sure. but kstew is cuter :3 also she wouldn't be able to handle the goof and we'd get adorable reactions out of that.
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Kristen Stewart did not use the casting couch to get the role for Twilight, and she did not cheat on Robert Pattinson with a director. Those pictures were staged to start controversy for the upcoming Twilight movie, and the two were only dating for publicity and had already broken up months before the "scandal".
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>>64152060
Hello nigger
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>>64152060
He is right. They used to be together, but broke up before the franchise was finished. By the end they were just keeping up appearances.
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Frankly, I think Kristen is a turbodyke that slept with men for work.
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All that disgusting, tiny producer/director dick turned Kstew gay.
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>>64152522
I'm pretty sure it was Jodie Foster's fault
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