This is legitimately the worst movie of the year
OP is legitimately the biggest faggot of the day.
>>64146188
I completely agree.
>>64146188
It's a really awful year, and there's some serious competition for the crown of the worst flick.
But yeah this one wins.
>>64146188
I'm with you OP, it was big fucking let down. My bar is set pretty god damn low, and I still think that movie was bad. So all these plebs who defend this turds, must be the genuine common denominator of movie goers.
Wrong, OP.
Jurassic World and Mad Meme: Furiosa Road were also shit.
magic mike xxl
paper trains
minions
victor frankenstein
hitman: agent 47
transporter without jason statham
>>64146700
Mad Max was actually good faggot
It's the worst movie of all time you fucking shill, your damage contol is laughable
>>64146706
Jem & the Holograms
>the movies get worse and worse
>box office records still made
Can anyone explain this?
>>64146727
Correct.
Shame about that new one, though.
>>64146744
Chinks
I just love post TFA bitching, from people who hoped ti will flop.
Yeah, it is not a perfect movie, but it is actually good.
Stay edgy, OP.
>>64146188
>audience loves it
>critics love it
>massively commercially successful
Yeah, sure thing buddy
>>64147630
Popular =/= Good
You fucking pleb.
Can we please get a star wars general so every fucking second thread isn't about the TFA.
>>64147712
Or a sticky or something. This is nauseating.
>>64146727
Hello Reddit!
>>64147768
It really is. I get that it's a popular movie but it's suffocating the entire board. I mean the mods did something about the over use of c.u.c.k and f.a.m, this is getting to the same saturation point.
>>64146188
It's a film not a movie.
>>64146700
These are flicks and kino.
>>64146706
Flick
Film
Cinema
Film
Cinema
Movie
>>64146731
Kino
>>64147838
Did you even watch fury road?
>>64147974
is this the same kind of retarded classification like musique/music/muzak/jam on /mu/
>>64146188
here is your answer
>>64148763
/mu/ is just copying /tv/ memes
My wifes son enjoyed TFA.
So you guys literally only watch blockbusters and think your opinion actually matters?
Is this the new epic /tv/ meme?
>>64146188
Ths is legitimately the best movie of the year
>>64146188
>I do not allow myself to have fun
I sincerely hope that science and scientists differ from science fiction and its practitioners. Heaven help us if they don’t: We may be headed for a very boring world indeed. Strip Star Wars of its often striking images and its high-falutin scientific jargon, and you get a story, characters, and dialogue of overwhelming banality, without even a “future” cast to them. Human beings, anthropoids, or robots, you could probably find them all, more or less like, that, in downtown Los Angeles today…
O dull new world! We are treated to a galactic civil war, assorted heroes and villains, a princely maiden in distress, a splendid old man surviving from an extinct order of knights who possessed a mysterious power called “the Force,” and it is all as exciting as last year’s weather reports…. Why, even the most exciting fight is an old-fashioned duel, for all that the swords have laser beams for blades….
Here it is all trite characterization and paltry verbiage… The one exception is Alec Guinness as the grand old man Ben Kenobi (Ben for the Hebrew ben, to make him sound Biblical and good; Kenobi probably from cannibis, i.e., hashish, for reasons you can probably guess.)…
Still, Star Wars will do very nicely for those lucky enough to be children or unlucky enough never to have grown up.
>>64146229
>faggot calling others faggots
okay faggot
Thanks, OP.
>>64146744
>>the movies get worse and worse
>>box office records still made
>Can anyone explain this?
Because Internet movie piracy is killing the industry. Look how much money they're losing.
>>64149213
It's pretty fucking insane how quickly people forget
>>64149247
>>64149213
This.... came out?
>>64146188
how did they make a movie worse than Ep2?
/tv/ about Prometheus:
>muh plotholes
>muh imperfect characters that make mistakes
>muh space axe
/tv/ about a movie in which removing the sun from the system doesn't affect a planet and thousands other plotholes
>it's fun brah just switch your brain off muh manchild nostalgia brah
>>64146188
>>64146571
>>64146599
>>64146643
>all this samefagging
OP is this desperate to be a contrarian faggot
Everyone point and laugh
>>64147666
>popular = not good
Stay underage, faggot
I cannot believe people are going bonkers over this movie like it’s a revival of the fallen Star Wars franchise. It’s a brainless muh actionfest that never slows down long enough to create a decent story, or character development, or a feeling of suspense or intrigue; it’s just non-stop bullshit that jumps from one thing to the next with the occasional desperate fan service tossed in. It poorly copies IV and is a lifeless, uninspired husk of a movie. Disney has basically admitted that Star Wars is one giant cash-grab that they are going to run into the ground. They tossed Lucas' ideas for eps 7-9, and tossed out the Extended Universe to make their own overly bloated and convoluted one which they'll be whoring out with new spinoff movies every year in a Marvel-esque manner without having done research on the original eps. The movie is completely void of any originality or feeling of life, as it barrels from one dull over-done action scene to the next, with none of them even lasting long enough to feel satisfied and no build-up to give them weight or significance. They barely let the characters get a sentence in before it’s onto the next BIG ACTION SEQUENCE that then ends too soon in favor of moving onto the next meaningless one. The movie appears made for the A.D.D. retarded movie-goers and is indicative of everything wrong with JJ Abrams' filmmaking and Disney's thoughtless approach to the franchise. I literally hate it so much that it actually makes me like the fucking prequels more, which at least had okay stories and intriguing ideas hidden behind their shitty dialogue and Hayden Christensen's repulsive acting. This movie is nothing but shitty fan fiction that got a huge budget, and is the absolute death of the Star Wars franchise for me. Fuck this overblown, overrated, overhyped A.D.D. shitfest. You are literally fucking retarded if you think it’s good.
How did they see the laser?
>>64150340
I love this rant. Everything I've been thinking but can't be bothered expressing.
Cynical Disney exploitation of nostalgia and the szheitgeist
I don't think it's Contrarian to not like this movie. I think it's contrarian to not like this movie and all of a sudden like the prequels. I didn't like TFA much, but I'm not so far up my egotistical ass that I'm going to act like the prequels were any better.
>>64146188
This is legitimately the worst post of the year.
>>64150349
The laser was literally as bright as a clump of star.
Because it was made of stars.
Do you not see all the stars when you go outside at night?
>>64150340
>>64149126
Congratulations!
You won!
The most pretentious patronising prick on the Internet cuntsplaining to us that a fun space opera is not great literature or cinema.
Are you Phil Sandifer or just another cunt with a high opinion of his own intellect?
>>64150460
No that is not contrarian at all. Those people all say that the prequels are still not good films but they have more feel and originality than the Disney remake.
>>64150542
go away demonchild
>>64150532
Hasnian Prime looks like it's near the galactic core, so its a long way away from Takodana. It would take dozens of years for the light from the explosion to reach Takodana, perhaps more.
>>64150320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
>>64146188
Keep saying that to yourself, maybe you'll believe before 2016 wraps up.
>>64149143
I like your style, keep up the good work anon
>>64150567
I copied a review of the first star wars from 1977
>>64149035
>meme meme meme meme, meme meme?
meme meme(MEME)
