Not my daughter, you bitch!
Worst delivery in cinematic history
>>64141845
>Bellatrix can fight trained Aurors
>Beaten by a housewife
If she's so good at magic why is her house so dogshit when there are so many spells that could make them not look so fucking poor?
Fucking terrible. Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>64141883
Maybe she was really good at offensive magick but really bad at domestic magick?
>>64141897
The stranger is such a shit book.
>>64141897
>alice in wonderland
>huck finn
>lord of the rings
>shit
GET THE FUCK OUT, /lit/!
>>64141897
>atlas shrugged
>god tier
>>64141883
mom strength. they can lift cars if their children are in danger don't you know?
>>64141976
Explain
>>64141897
>catch-22
>low-tier
What kind of 12 y o memester are u?
>>64141897
I love this pasta, also
>Atlas Shrugged
>god tier
>>64141845
I imagined that line having a lot more power behind it in the book.
>>64143147
>>64143064
I'm certain it was put there just to get this exact reaction. It's the only explanation.
>>64141897
>LOTR
>shit tier
im enjoying all this bait
>>64143100
I was too absurd for me.
>>64141897
>Ulysses
>any tier
I never understood the appeal of this novel. It's fucking eye-rolling.
>>64141897
The books are much better than the movies though.
>>64141897
>Great Gatsby
>gee who woulda thunk money couldn't buy you hapenis
gg
>>64141897
I've seen this pic so many times and everytime people get mad
>>64141897
Literal autism
>>64143100
None of the events seemed plausible or interesting. I had no concern for the murderer. I wasn't intrigued by the dun blinding him.
