>go to cinema
>sneak past penis inspector
>guard in watchtower shines spotlight on you
What do?
dumb frogposter
>one week before 2016
>still going to movies
>>64130274
If you go to the DIP they can issue an avoidance license that lasts for 3 months. That way you'll only have to live with the shame every few months instead of everytime you go to the cinema
>>64130274
Just don't go on penis inspection day, idiot. They always don't do it on matinee days.
Shit my khakis
>>64130274
going to the movies while high is exactly like that
DUDE
>>64130274
>go to cinema
>sneak past penis inspector
>guard in watchtower shines spotlight on you
>he begins to provide complimentary bullets
>"y-yyou too"
>>64130274
I trip up a child to distract the guard and run as I shout "nothing personnel kid"
>sneak past penis inspector
I remember those days.
Before my theater hired multiple inspectors.
>>64130487
Fake. The Cinema Llama should have stopped you
>your penis inspector is a girl
>>64130556
Most inspectors just want to rub cocks, if you show up with a dickcheese dipped penor they will get grossed out and pasa you just to avoid touching your filthy thingy
>>64130679
>the showers are co-gender
>>64130783
Tfw you dress up as a girl to get showerfucked by chads and your wig falls
>go to showers to make love
>its a rape
How long did you spend creating this fucking retarded /britfeel/ image OP?
>>64130274
I miss when movies didn't have penis inspectors.
I have to get half a chubby just to gain entry, otherwise the penis inspectors deny me.
Only half refund for that btw.
Does anyone know where I can forge a singles only license to watch?
I failed my penis inspection 3 times and they won't let me take the license exam.
I don't have to worry about penis inspections since my local theater instituted a no singles policy.
>>64130783
>gender
>2015
>>64130274
>he hasn't trained his falcon to distract the guards commanding the spotlight
wow
>>64131252
>It's a horror movie
>put his little mask so he doesn't get scared
>>64130274
Your image has a typo. It should read "Mandatory penis inspection in effect" or "Mandatory penis inspections are in effect"
>robots turned back on
>low iq reddit9k posters have to come to /tv/ now
>mom and chad go on a datenight to the movies
>they bring me along
>he starts crinkling the dorito's bag he brought from home
>mom gives him a handjob while he laughs
>>64130274
I miss the first 5 minutes of the movie everytime because of the fucking popcorn pit
>>64130274
>do jerk off motion at guard.
>horseride away while slapping ass
> not going to the movies while my wife and her boyfriend go on their date
Wew lad
