What's wrong with this guy? Was does Doug feel the need to force these shitty "comedy" skits into his "reviews"?
He thinks he's RLM.
HAHAHA HE'S TOTALLY NOT!
He has contracts with the fat girl and the dindu
It's time for some people to get together and watch trashy movies
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
He's going to get you. This is your final warning.
>>64124859
what happens when he gets me?
>>64124942
>>64124247
Because he has no critical reviewing skills and needs something to fill in the 20 minutes to portray the illusion that he's a '''professional''' 'reviewer'
>>64125569
>20 minutes
double that for his current reviews
latza posted this on twitter
https://imgflip.com/i/wcmtu
>>64125653
what the fuck, seriously? Even for 'reviews' of new movies where he doesn't even have access to footage for when he summarises the plot?
With RLM it's okay to be that long because the skits take up minimal time and the bulk of the video time is talking critically about all sorts of aspects of the film and not just a plot summary, but for douge that's pretty worrying since he doesn't have the ability to think critically
>>64125787
did latza post anything about TFA or how he spent christmas?
>>64125840
only about tfa
Why those youtubers doing skits all the time? That's emberacing, it's not even funny just annoying. I have to skip all skits all I want is just watch a review
>>64125956
How does one race embers?
>>64125929
>Oh, Ellen!
>>64125840
He loved TFA.
>>64125816
That's honestly why RLM is and will always be better. Mike and Jay can actually be funny where all Doug knew was having some shitty scene from a movie then screaming "What they Fuck?" over it.
Spoony continues his spiral into depression and lazyness. A fan tried to start up a hashtag to encourage him back into producing content - #BringBackSpoony, but even he seems to have given up.
Spoonys now at $2500 Patreonbux to do nothing but occasionally stream a game and mumble over it, record a vlog talking incoherently about wrestling, or try to make up a poor vlog about D&D for his counter monkey (you can tell he's already spent any good stories he already had, and its not like he socialises enough to make anymore).
>7 months since a movie vlog.
>10 months since a movie review.
>13 months since a board game review.
>14 months since he begged to be on Jimmy Fallon.
>16 months since a game review.
>>64124247
He explained it in his last saving christmas reviews.
It's what he wants to be doing. Demo Reel is what he wanted to be doing. It was shit, but he obviously just feels like fans couldn't accept it, so when he went back to doing NC he couldn't help but slowly morph it back into Demo Reel.
It's meant to avoid copyright claims because instead of hijacking footage and re-using it for his own means, he's filming his own parodies. The problem is they're still shit.
Doug was only ever good when he could present abridged versions of nostalgic movies, while making an occasional snarky comment about their worst moments. People only looked to him for that. For all the 'effort' he puts in to these Mad Max and Hocus Pocus parodies, it can't change the fact they're unfunny and shit.
>>64128012
I saw him at a Con in Florida a couple months ago
I asked him when XIII-2 will come out and he said that he just can't get the script down because he's trying to write skits and such and it just isn't coming to him
>>64124247
lol he got so butthurt over people criticizing his shitty skits that he dedicated an entire episode where the moral is to just accept the skits
>>64125929
>mfw he made his twitter private
>>64124247
Doug Walker and his crew have seriously helped me realize exactly how bad all of this can be. Putzing around in some semi-funded self-support suicide-prevention group that pretends to do it for 'the viewers', 'the children' of all fucking ages or whatever.
There is no fucking place for adult decency in any of this. They're all just completely blind to what people are supposed to be doing. And they want to think they're smart for it! So they forever produce months and nearly YEARS of footage re-evaluating shit that has been lying there for decades that people literally stopped caring about, and going over it again 'pretending' to be confused and amazed by every normal little thing, flopping around like a goddamn muppet trying so hard to
And they go about doing this like it's sustainable! Like that even if they perfectly found the flawless true execution of this concept, that it's something that you can do over and over and over to every little fucking piece of media? Do they think they're clever? They spend so much effort and time and resources keeping this fucking thing alive, let it fucking die. How many Linkara movies is it gonna take? Seriously how much money and life have you spent on the special effects of each of your living rooms turning into SEPARATE SPACESHIPS in SEPARATE MOVIES. What the fuck!?
THEY CHOOSE TO DO THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE FUCKING MANIACS STAND, IT'S NOT NORMAL. Does every little thing have to be an explainable mess to them? Could they not accept life as anything else? Do they know what adults look like? Do they know it shouldn't be THAT fucking obvious how SAD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THE TIME.
DOUG
WAKE
UP
>>64128012
>>14 months since he begged to be on Jimmy Fallon.
wut?
>>64129620
https://youtu.be/dF9sA4rOi7w
>>64130191
Oh my god, no.
Please tell me he was asked by someone on the Tonight Show's staff to submit a video. Please for the love of god at least tell me they were looking for someone
>>64130191
Christ this is as bad as Latza's RLM audition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_YMM9dTxg
>>64130516
His own initiative bro. He saw board games on the show and figured it was his time to shine.
The ironic thing is that Guru Larry was approached to assist with that segment by the producers, and he didn't have to beg for involvement.
>>64128931
holy shit, which episode is that?
is it meme worthy like linkara whining about adblock?
>>64130969
christmas with the kranks episode. havent watched it
>>64131155
I did it was pathetic
>>64131472
anything meme worthy?
>>64131489
>>64131472
>>64131155
I want to see it but also totally don't
I'm sensing room for an entire channel awesome suicide watch channel here
>>64131562
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I will watch christmas with the kranks if somebody streams it
so we can all suffer together
>>64131643
this
He's a try-hard wannabe movie "critic" who's not funny at all.
What amazes me about these autists who review stuff on youtube (tgwtg, Linkara, Paul "Kike Killer Kommando" Latza) don't realize that this train isn't going to last forever. Sooner or later, the next major YouTube personality is going to come along and their fans are going to move on.
Their revenue is going to stop coming in and they're just going to be left with a gaping hole in their resume.
>"Can you explain this several year gap in your resume?"
>"Oh, I dressed up and reviewed video games and comics on the internet."
KEK, dropped right there.
>>64124247
Literally demo reel all over again
>Melvin, Brother of the Joker
Do people actually find this funny? I tried checking out a couple of his videos to see what the hype was about but it's just cringe-central....
>>64131726
>>64131682
>>64131643
someone should stream demo reel and we could watch it together.
>>64131643
>>64131682
>>64131769
Can it wait for the Bolts game to end?
I'm down
Haven't watched Doug since he came back
>>64131830
non burger here, how long is that?
>>64131830
sure, i'm down.
>>64131845
Just 8 minutes left in the 2nd, a 15-20 intermission and a 3rd 20 minute period
>>64131882
so like an hour.
>>64128855
Holy christ he actually writes that shit?
>tfw still enjoy Doug videos
Doug should stick to 20 minute videos.
>>64131972
I like some of his movie reviews he does with his brother. Really love the shit Rob has to put up with from Doug
>>64131972
Everything pre scooby doo was good
>>64131972
If you enjoyed his Mad Max: Fury Road and Hocus Pocus videos then you might have brain damage.
>>64131972
After discovering RLM and seeing both their production values (they build their own sets and most importantly understand how lighting works), deadpan tone, and actual film analysis instead of shallow plot summaries it became apparent just how bad douge ALWAYS was. Even in his 'golden age' his basic understanding of video production was shit and he does not understand anything about how films are made
>>64130969
>THIS IS MY JOB
Haven't touched Doug for a long while, but after seeing this thread I decided to watch one of his old reviews. And to be honest, it was still pretty funny except the occasional "screaming retard mode" which can be cringeworthy.
And then I watched one of his newer ones, and fuck me, someone lost their touch. They're not funny anymore, the skits are absolutely horrendous and I fucking hate the chubby bitch with the shit eating grin and the token black guy.
It's exactly like Spoony. His older stuff is funny, his newer stuff is absymal. I'm happy Brad Jones keeps to his own format without too much skits, crossover crap or anything similar. It works, and it isn't cringy like how Doug's newer reviews and James Rolfe's new shit has become. Hell, Team Cinema Snob is actually likeable unlike the fat bitch and the nigger.
>>64132152
>it was still pretty funny
Nope. Even Doug has said that his old stuff is shit.
He's trying to add his "flare" to his video compared to the 1000's of other video reviews out there. However it ends up being so executed so shit all the time. Whenever i watch his video i have to skip at least 20 % of the video content
>>64132152
Doug is basically the Markiplier of movie reviews. If you enjoy LOUD NOISES and reaction faces, then go for it.
>>64131919
According to him, yes
Some autist was asking him retarded questions and said he had time for one more and i asked him "How many years until XIII-2?" and said he didn't have enough time to get into what's up with it because fat autistic nerds asked him retarded questions about minuscule things about his show
>>64132365
>movie reviews
movie observations*
>>64132152
>Last year in video production class
>Film analysis assignment
>One of my classmates watches Nostalgia Critic's Jurassic Park III review for inspiration
>"LOL GUYS COME WATCH THIS IT'S SO FUNNY xD"
>He's chuckling throughout the video
>No one else watching laughs
>>64132583
My mistake. Thank you for the correction, anon.
>>64132622
should've shown him plinkett
>>64132622
That's an impressive effect
>>64131882
its been like an hour anon
>>64133169
14 minutes left
Bolts are up 5-2
So I'm down
Bishop is a solid goalie and the defense is good
Lets get this started
>>64124247
Is that Chris Chan?
>>64133193
awesome
the Foodfight episode was pretty good.
Has everyone forgotten this guy?
>>64133402
yes, he was a jew.
fucking jews
>>64133432
He was a convert. Still a goy in the eyes of the merchants.
>>64133402
I definitely haven't forgotten what a giant turd ToddintheShadows was using JW's death to stroke his own sense of moral superiority.
>>64133543
What did he do?
>>64124434
>no one ever goes on eggkara anymore :(
>>64124247
Why do you keep making threads about him? His audience is dying, he has never made anything worth watching.
What possesses someone to even entertain the idea of this piece of shit anymore? How did the garbage people who watch his videos even find their place here?
You all make me sick, get the fuck off my board.
>>64124434
Who here wants to watch Doug's Christmas with the Kranks review? Eggkara made me a mod so I can turn it on whenever I want but I don't want to watch it unless a ton of anons are in the chat.
>>64133768
eggkara mods are so gaybut I want to watch
>>64133737
Turbo autism detected
>fucking plebs making fun of us artists fucking up my 4chan board reeeeeeeeee
So, how bad WAS Linkara's movie? Someone got the cliff notes on it?
GET ON EGGKAKA NIGGAS
>>64133619
LordKat did a podcast on it and all the other shit he and a couple other people like Lindsey did.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gG0bGcC6xo
>>64131972
>>64132051
>>64132020
>>64132003
That's good, at least admit you love watching this bullshit instead of pretending you always hated it. These shitpost threads wouldn't exist otherwise.
There was a time when people like you wouldn't even dare lurk in this shithole. Way to fuck up the board, garbage boys.
>>64131982
Doug should just seek a cliff.
>>64133798
this
>>64133812
Does anyone ever know what you're talking about? Go discuss your autism fuel back at the youtube comments section, garbage boy.
>>64133868
You ever see a man suck his own dick? Its that but in movie form
>>64124434
GET IN HERE!
>>64133986
>Does anyone eve know what your talking about
>Entire thread about it
retard
>>64133920
lol look at this SJW shill
>>>tumblr
>>64134069
Everyone is a faggot on eggkara
>>64132081
I think he understands movies, honestly. It's just his sense of humor and his half assed profuction I have a problem about.
Like, I don't mind the guy, he works hard, he's putting some effort in what he does even if I don't like it. I still think some of his actual non NC reviews can be somewhat insightful.
People that just jump on a hate bandwagon for no reason are just pushover dicks, learn to dislike and be ok with it before you hate, you fucking faggots
>>64134178
no u
>>64134178
Then you'll fit right in.
>>64134178
Literally this. Every time I go on people constantly talk about prepping the bull and Bernie Sanders.
>>64124434
The Nostalgia Critic review of Christmas with the Kranks begins in 4 minutes.
GET IN HERE!
>>64125436
trippy pham
>>64134178
>>64134178
/thread
>>64124434
>>64133768
>>64134398
IT'S HAPPENING
>>64133868
>Linkara is the greatest hero the world has ever known.
>he starts to wonder why he reviews comic books and fights evil
>he's sent on a mission on his spaceship by the government (who fear and respect him) to retrieve a missing vessel
>other reviewers come along, as do two other versions of Linkara playing a lounge singer and a surfer
>reviewers take turns talking to Linkara so he can monologue about how great he is or reveal deep backstory for his characters
>"AND THEN YOU FROZE"
>Linkara finds the missing vessel has been assimilated by a Borg Linkara, also played by himself
>they fight and Linkara beams down to a planet which is literally the half of the studio he rented where he hadn't set up a set. It's filled with disconnected studio lights, cardboard boxes and storage areas.
>Linkara blows up the Borg Linkara after deciding he really does want to keep reviewing comic books and being a hero
>Linkara returns triumphant as the greatest hero the world has ever known
Throughout all of this is some of the worst acting, writing, effects, lighting, shot composition, editing and general film-making. A tour de force worse even than douge's movies because he takes it so seriously.
>>64124434
E G G K A R A
G
G
K
A
R
>>64133868
It's To Boldly Flee level awful.
>>64133868
We could watch it next
GET ON EGGKARA WE ARE WATCHING LINKARA'S MOVIE
>>64135534
JessOtaku was pretty hot there, Linkara's entrance in his ship was cool.
Thats it, can't say anything else about that movie.
>>64135602
ITS HAPPENING!!
>>64124247
The dude has no job, just sits in his room all day. Probably has no real friends and a fat wife.
That means your going to have to kill time, and you have no one telling you its a stupid idea.
The better question is why do we always have so many youtuber threads? Most of them have no real talent they just have a shit load of free time, and a way to broadcast themselves. It doesnt belong on /tv/, /b/ is usually the repository of most garbage.
>>64135707
Paul Latza is the next Jim Cameron so he's relevant to /tv/ discussion
Is doug the ultimate con man?
>get sick of making nostalgia critic
>kills him off and creates the sketch show he wanted to make
>fans hate it
>brings back nostalgia critic to make the fans happy
>turns it into a sketch show exactly like demo reel
>fans eat it up
>>64124247
he explained it in the latest review
>>64134717
Perfect summary.
>>64135250
E G G K AR A
G
G
K
A
R
A
I wanna have sweaty con sex with Nostalgia Chick
>>64136560
bump for eggkara
>>64124434
eggkara?
>>64136679
nostalgia chick a shit
Lupa and Marzgurl and Edward JessOtaku are the goat.
>>64137583
you are a faggot
I would want to get lindsey pregnant just to make another shitty documentary on abortion
>>64137624
>I would want to get lindsey pregnant just to make another shitty documentary on abortion
alright i kek'd you win.
>>64134072
>>Entire thread about it
Go take your meds, mong. You're babbling incoherently.
:^)
>>64137880
Sup GucciPucci?
>>64137880
>everyone
>'just the people who have access to this private twitter'
>>64124247
What amazes me is how people can watch and enjoy that shit.
Bunch of self-important manchildren who can't even wipe their asses properly making some retarded over-opinionated videos.
fucking linkara, best thing he did was bring marzgirl and lupa
I'm watching Doug disneycember, autism and shitty opinion about capeshit, it's approaching coloclawfish school of refutation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rRfHaIHMbQ&list=PL0AQIMR-tponjUqTMQBfJnOLvgtL_Qepn
>>64138760
I'm speechless that douge's kranks video where he makes fun of his old schtick while perpetuating that his new skit show is better has an overwhelmingly positive likes bar
I hadn't even watched modern nostalgia critic until today, I had no idea he had straight out stopped even doing plot summaries and instead just does skits that are loosely based off of the movie it's """reviewing""" with an occasional snide remark that directly criticises something about the movie, usually how absurd a situation is
>>64138955
>it's approaching coloclawfish school of refutation
Has coloclawfish said anything about TFA?
That just made me wonder, does doug know about redlettermedia?
>>64137880
Merry Christmas, Latza!
>>64136679
>>64137583
They're all shit desu senpai.
>>64125956
>emberacing
Now this is embe racing!
>>64130191
>The show needs me.
>>64133475
>Convert to Judaism
Better to die than live in shame.
>>64132152
>James Rolfe's new shit
Board James is the greatest internet review show of all time.
>>64133402
The Irate Gamer remembers him.
>>64130191
>Spoony has lost over 1k from his Patreon
>his fans are finally realising what a lazy cunt hes become
>no reviews in for fucking ever
ABOUT TIME GOD DAMN.
Like seriously who wants to hear this sperg sit in front of a camera for 2 hours or making videos about Wrestling?
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GOT YOUR FANS TO BEGIN WITH NOAH.
>>64134717
>>64134717
>>64141097
>linkara is the greatest hero
>does fucking nothing
>final battle
>everyone just stalls the evil machine together doing almost no damage
>Joe fucking fights 1 on 1 the machine alone by himself and stalls him for a long period of time and does some damage
yeah nah, that movie was all Joe and Marzgurl.
>>64130191
>"...tell them what a great guest I'd be!"
How delusional is this guy?
>>64133402
Why must you remind me time and time again?
>>64140997
Pretty sure speaking ill of the dead is frowned upon in most sky wizard religions too, Chris.
>>64142039
So is ghost hunting but he still does it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6QMILVwao
>>64135870
Calling him a con man would imply some kind of degree of competence
>>64142607
The man got something like 100K out of his fans just to pay off pre-existing debts by using the facade of promising new shows
did I miss the demo reel stream?
>>64142836
we didnt watch demo reel. just linkys movie and some latza shit. TBF should still be playing though. idk if anybodys watching
>>64142039
So is sucking cock but he still does it.
>>64142836
We watched Douge's Christmas with the Kranks "review" where he passive aggressively vents about how his new not-demo-reel formula is so much better and has so much more effort put into it
