[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
How can Luke have kids? I thought Jedi were not allowed to love?
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /tv/ - Television & Film

Thread replies: 21
Thread images: 4
File: itrhymes.jpg (22 KB, 600x387) Image search: [Google]
itrhymes.jpg
22 KB, 600x387
How can Luke have kids? I thought Jedi were not allowed to love?
>>
There was no one around to stop him so...
>>
>>64114004
have you even watched TFA? do you really think they care about the well established story and rules of their universe? no. so of course he's allowed to fuck.
>>
Rey is Luke's clone.
>>
only the retarded jedi council made up that rule and looked how that turned out
>>
>>64114004

he fucked some midichlorians
>>
>love is the same as fucking someone

Oh, precious 4chan virgins.
>>
>>64114004
How is he supposed to know that? The empire destroyed the jedi temple and all the documents inside. Unless ghost yoda decided to hand luke "the magic jedi rulebook" luke should have no clue about the morals of the jedi order that existed years before.
>>
File: 1406248015414s.jpg (6 KB, 250x241) Image search: [Google]
1406248015414s.jpg
6 KB, 250x241
>>64114056
>well establiahed story
>>
>>64114004

>Implying this new trilogy isn't almost completely disregarding everything the prequels established.
>>
Luke doesn't give a fuck about Jedi rules. That was his thing during the original trilogy. Did you even watch the movies?
>>
File: 1450804313626.jpg (427 KB, 763x739) Image search: [Google]
1450804313626.jpg
427 KB, 763x739
>>64114004
snoke AKA plagieus created her anakin-style
>>
>>64114004
he had a bull do the job
>>
>>64114004

obi one almost had a kid, but then luke gave him a condom. thats what luke meant when he said he saved his life in the star wars episode 3 revenge of sith.

its all hidden in casual convos
>>
File: 1.jpg (89 KB, 700x999) Image search: [Google]
1.jpg
89 KB, 700x999
If jedis can't mate, then how do they pass down their midichlorian genes? Wouldn't jedis go extinct?
>>
>>64114228
snoke is jarjar
>>
>>64114004
You mean like Anakin?
>>
>>64114372
They can mate, they just can't love.

They have a bunch of dedicated twi'lek slaves available at the jedi temple to ensure a jedi can dump his semen to free his mind of impure thoughts and desires at any time
>>
>>64114391
He obviously wasn't on the right path dumbass
>>
>>64114004
Maybe that's why Luke loses Kylo Ren. He sees the hypocrisy of what he is apart of.
>>
>>64114056
>caring about retconning the prequels
this is literally nothing but good
Thread replies: 21
Thread images: 4

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.