tfw when you learn that the boy who played Colt in the 3 Ninja movies actually was an awesome martial artist. He earned a brown belt in Gosoku-ryu karate at age 11 and played Colt in the first of the movies at age 12. How the hell could they find a boy who could both act and fight at such a young age?
http://3ninjas.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Elliott_Slade
Hello, Max.
I'm pretty sure the gay guy from the Twilight movie had some martial arts belts too...
>>64105720
>gay guy from the Twilight movie
Who are you talking about?
>>64105876
The gay guy from the Twilight movies, who also does martial arts.
>>64105680
Nigger isn't acting anymore and probably couldn't care less
I went to high school with a guy who was adult level world-ranked in TKD at 16 then went on to study at Royal Shakespeare. Last I heard he did a few episodes of a reality show.
>>64105650
Which one? They recasted like three times.
They cast white kids to play kids who are supposed to be 1/4 Asian? Outrage!
I remember those movies. They were like Karate Kid meets Home Alone.
>>64105650
I wonder how they could find the stuntmen who were willing to take part in the groin-kicking scenes after watching THIS....
>>64106389
He played Colt in the first 3 movies. "High Noon at Mega Mountain" was done 6 years after the first one and had a completely different cast.
>>64105650
>both act and fight
What acting? All they had to do was to yell AAAAYA all the time.
>>64105650
Soooooooooo...
We find him and make him fight Ernie Reyes Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcEbxUJi7uA
>mfw I worked with Max.
>>64106413
>supposed to be 1/4 Asian
what?
>>64105650
It seems he had a lot more potential than he could show. The authors tried really hard to make it a dumb comedy.
If dubs then Rocky loves Emily
>>64109365
emily was just part of the movie to give young faggots an excuse for watching it
I watched the first 3 ninja movies again a few years ago and holy shit they were awful. As a kid I was obsessed. How the hell did the whiteys have an asian grandpa??
>>64105650
>fight
>karate
AHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAH
>>64110510
so what martial art would you suggest?
>>64111534
krav maga can knockout mountain lions with one punch
>>64111579
Kim Bauer knew krav maga
>>64105650
>tfw that movie has no PoC and appropriates Asian culture
>>64111579
Krav Maga is for girls. Or for jews.
>>64111638
martial arts are dumb, just shitty models of fighting you practice over and over again until you think you can apply that to everyone who isn't an average joe which is retarded
carry a knife if you're smart, make them get in close, hide the knife and then slash the eyes horizontally and then back up wait for them to surrender to their pain and fear of going blind and then make your escape, put on a fake accent while fighting if its just a random fight so they cant use your voice against you if they go to the police, if you're getting revenge against someone just slit their throat and walk away
>>64111750
but yeah, krav maga seriously is the reddit of martial arts
>>64111796
it's effective, but no sport for a gentleman
>>64105650
Seriously, this is some scary shit. I wouldn't want him to hit my skull with his foot like this.
>>64107548
can't unsee that face
>>64111796
This very pic
