I'm going to see the new Star Wars movie tommorow, does Han Solo have any cool lines?
WE GOT COMPANY
"take off that mask"
>>64104454
There's something about the emperor using a lightsaber that just doesn't fit, it's like a wizard with a sword.
HANG ON TO YOUR BUTTS
Yeah, he goes HUAGH at one point, it's pretty funny, plays well with the crowd.
BEN!
>>64104454
>wanting the movie spoiled before you even get to watch it
>CHEWIE, MY KNEES HAVE GONE
PART TIME
OW MY GUT
>>64104454
I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUTTHAT
this guy >>64104501 is right, /r/ing OP pic with the emperor's lightsaber shooped out
>>64104454
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
>>64104454
BIG DEAL
KID
MOVE IT, BALL.
>>64104501
>it's like a wizard with a sword.
That's why it's great
He's the greatest Sith of all time - of course he's a master swordsman
TAKE OFF THAT MASK, YOU DON'T NEED IT.
>>64104454
the coolest
BEN
>>64105573
this is incredibly funny for some reason
THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>>64104454
"You will always be my wife's son, Ben. Come back."
BEN
>>64104512
Why did Han and Leia call their kid "Ben", again? Han knew Obi-Wan for about 2 hours, and Leia never met him
>>64105873
It'sbane
>>64104501
Your point is valid, but do you not think a wizard with a sword would be fucking awesome?
"Anything."
>>64105873
well Leia was the one searching for him in the first place, and Obi Wan was the bridge between Luke, Han and Leia. I think it is a weird choice, but it makes sense if you think about the impact he had on their lives rather than how much they knew him personally. Also Luke being the uncle could've had a say in it, it may have meant something to him but for most people they just need a name they like for their kid.
"It's been 30 years chewie, but it's finally time that The Force Awakens™"
"AAACCK"
"Chewie. We're homos."
>>64104454
Chewie I have another hair ball stuck in my throat due to your hair balls
>>64104454
Yes but you won't see Han Solo, you will see a tribute to Han Solo, a shadow of his former shadow, the same with Leia and Chewie.
>>64104454
It's a Han and Chewie movie in all honesty
>>64104454
aaagghgh
*sound of body falling into chasm*
>>64104454
why wuld you stab a man, before throwing him off of a death star?
>>64105903
>>64104501
Mages in wow can wield swords
They'll most likely be in the warcraft movie
>>64104454
Why is Darth Vader so fucking short here?
"dag nam it the cold on this Starkiller Base is playing havoc with my false hip"
>>64107418
Didn't have the high ground.
>>64107368
*Starkiller™
>>64104501
But he used lighsabers before
Remember his spin?
>>64104454
"Chewie, we're in a home."
>>64107445
fuck you guys are breaking my meme sensitive sides
>>64105873
>Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
>he does
Kill yourself for thinking that Leia would have no reason.
>>64105851
Lmfao.
>>64105890
Oh
Shit.
>>64107276
Fuck you
>>64107523
it's called the sheev roll, and it's a classic jedi offensive maneuver.
REN!!!!
>>64104454
"I hate snakes "
