Cuckoo, /tv/! I hope your growing disgust with Star Wars hasn't made you forget how shitty my movie was. Wasn't it shitty watching old-ass Daniel Craig brag to older-ass Monica Belluci about killing her husband, then sort of rape her? And that whole scene where he killed him was sort of slow and boring.
Remember how everyone knew I was Blofeld, but the filmmakers tried to pretend I wasn't? God, wasn't that dumb? And remember how I have a secret base, an evil plot, and an elaborate torture device right out of the Roger Moore movies?
Remember how my movie wasn't only shitty on its own, but also retroactively ruined both Casino Royale and Skyfall? And how in the end Bond shoots my helicopter down with his tiny fucking gun? And after all that, despite being the one who caused him all the trouble he's ever had, he still doesn't satisfyingly defeat me?
Cuckoo, /tv/. Cuckoo!
>sort-of rape
I really hate how "rape" is becoming this kind of transcendent thing that has varying degrees of severity as opposed to, you know, the thing it originally meant, violently taking a woman against her will
>craig
>bond
>>64101388
You raped me with that post
>>64101388
The original meaning of rape was plunder or robbery you post-14th century bundle of twigs.
>>64101335
It didnt ruin Casino Royale. Its so bad that you can just ignore it.
And it didnt ruin Skyfall, because that sucked to begin with.
Also you forgot the train fight right out of the Roger Moore movies. The wrestler guy was Jaws, thats presumably where the metal nails came from.I dont even remember the fuckers name, god damn this movie was so bad. You see Jaws once and its like HOLY FUCK THAT WAS JAWS DONT FUCK WITH THAT DUDE
>>64101335
Monica Bellucci was the only part of that movie that didn't suck.
She acted circles around everybody else in the few minutes of screen time she had with that subtle performance.
The rest is an abortion of a film.
They should make her ass the new James Bond.
>>64101836
OK well, that far back
>>64101335
>Remember how everyone knew I was Blofeld, but the filmmakers tried to pretend I wasn't?
Why are so many movies doing this these days? Star Trek Into Darkness did it with Khan. What's the big idea? All it does is insult our intelligence.
>>64101947
Because not everyone spergs out on spoilers like /tv/ does. I went into Into Darkness not knowing that it was a remake and the whole WAIT A MINUTE... of it as the movie went on was pretty fun, honestly.
Spectre was different though. Into Darkness didntretKhanthe character. Spectre totally did, knowing full well they were ruining an iconic villain.
>>64101335
I love how they made him the boss of all the other villains but he was just as incompetent in the end.
Bond shoots his helicopter from 200 yards, in a moving boat, with a 9mm pistol. The shit-for-brains with no imagination couldn't even give him an assault rifle.
>>64102039
dont forget how his torture chair restraints magically pop open when the system goes down
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT? IT IS A TORTURE CHAIR. ITS NOT LIKE YOU WANT TO LET THEM GO IF THE POWER GOES OUT. IT LITERALLY TAKES TIME TO PROGRAM IT TO DO THAT AND IT MAKES NO SENSE.
>>64102115
And then Bond shoots one pipe and blows up the entire complex while there is a helicopter waiting for him. The villain of course escapes and lures him into ANOTHER trap.
>>64102027
Khan in Into Darkness was nothing like Khan in Wrath.
i went to rewatch this yesterday and could not force myself to stay awake. very dry. prolonged action scenes actually put me to sleep. his fucking damaged eye blinking with obvious makeup was distracting. the torture scene that literally did nothing was ridiculous.
i liked it better than skyfall
during the torture scene the fucking drills go into his brain and there are literally no consequences. Wasn't that supposed to do shit?
Why was the torture scene the least threatening thing that happened to him through the movie? Fighting Jaws on the train was actually suspenseful cause he was getting his ass kicked the whole time, but he was just tied to a chair and the tiniest fucking drill stabbed him in the neck once and they made it out to be the worst thing in the world.
Remember when he got tied to a chair naked and some guy flogged his exposed balls? But oh no, the tiniest 1mm drill bit stabbed my neck
>>64102463
The whole scene in the villains lair was pointless.
Bond goes there willingly to get caught, listens to philosophical bullshit and then effortlessly escapes...
>>64102288
He had the same motivations and character traits. Blowfeld did not.
>>64102532
Yes
visceral scenes though, that's about it
pretty but no substance or logic
>>64102463
The guy said they would have to try and find the right spot for it to make him forget everyone, so basically he didn't get it on the first try and then bond escaped. Wasted opportunity
>>64102360
Same
It was me James.
The author of all yourBane?
>>64101335Casino Royale >> Spectre > Quantum of Solace >>> skyfall
>>64101335
Everybody likes Bond because his confidence and wit.
In this movie he was never in control, caught too many times and saved by dumb luck every time. He didn't win in a clever or entertaining way.
>>64102027
It doesn't take an aspie to figure out Waltz was secretly Blofeld, bro. Anyone that is even slightly a Bond fan will most likely know who Blofeld is. They did an extremely poor job of concealing it.
>>64101947
Abrams has been saying a lot lately that he regrets keep Kahn's identity a secret. Mainly because he finally accepts that people put it together way before the film was released, and that it was stupid as shit to not just come out say it.
>>64101388
It doesn't matter if consent was denied or given. Rape just means any time a woman feels slightly uncomfortable before the act, for some reason.
Then you have chicks with rape fantasies who give you the impression that you should stop and then later tell you that you should've kept going.
What a world.
>>64102799
>It doesn't take an aspie to figure out Waltz was secretly Blofeld
The title of the movie is fucking Spectre. Thats my point. It wasnt hidden at all. At least Khan kind of was.
>>64102829
It is our own doing as men
we let them get more and more of their demands in society and it's starting to turn on us
Islamic society, for example, has none of this shit
luckily feminists are inviting them in so we should be good to go in 30 years
>>64102837
I still disagree because while it was titled Spectre, Mendes and Co still made a very big attempt to hide the fact that Waltz AKA Oberhauser was still Blofeld. It's exactly what they did with the John Harrison/Kahn storyline and both times they failed fucking horrifically because everyone knew in each instance. Star Trek does not get a pass for trying. Shit like that is insulting to the audiences intelligence.
>Why would they add that Bond & Blofeld areStep-Brothers
>Why didn't the helicopter increase altitude under fire
>Why did Monica Bellucci fuck her husbands killer
Why are Hollywood screen writers such hot fucking garbage?
>>64101881
>They should make her ass the new James Bond.
>>64105170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6Z6q8RjBs
>>64105170
Why would James Bond punch the guy flying the helicopter? He wasn't doing anything other than fly the helicopter
>>64101335
>The scene where bond blows up the spectre base in the desert was so hilariously anticlimactic. I was looking forward to have a villain with a giant underground base and some good fighting scenes. Instead he first lets himself get captured, then escapes and blows up the entire base with shooting a random gas valve.
>the whole romance between swann and bond was unbelieveable. they knew each other for a couple days and suddenly she is the love of his life?
>there is literally zero actual connection between blofeld and the previous bond movies, other then him claiming it was him all along.
>bond shooting down a helicopter from 300 meters away with a 9mm
this movie has had the laziest writing I've ever seen.
