How would you rate the Star Wars installments?
>>64074211
With a number out of ten I suppose, why do you ask?
>>64074211
In another thread that already exists, I guess. Why do you ask?
>>64074211
By carefully considering my opinion, probably. Why do you ask?
>>64074211
By choosing random numbers and greater than symbols, why do you ask?
>>64074211
Keeps the kids occupied for a few hours when you're cooking the Christmas dinner and having a beer. Wholesome shit. 10/10
>>64074211
I 5/10
II 5.5/10
III 7.5/10
IV 9.3/10
V 9.7/10
VI 8.9/10
VII 9.2/10
>>64074720
>VII 9.2/10
What a pleb.
OFFICIAL PATRICIAN RANKING
5>4>3>6>1>2
Those are the only star wars flicks, I won't rank that glib fascilime
>>64074211
By taking a break from this board for a few weeks.
Seriously, can't we just have a temporary /strwrs/ board already.
Christ.
I - 4/10
II - 4/10
III - 5/10
IV - 9/10
V - 11/10
VI - 7/10
VII - 5/10
I: 2/10
II: 1/10
III: 4/10
IV: 8/10
V: 10/10
VI: 6/10
VII: 5/10
>>64074211
Casually.
And with flippant disregard for the feelings and opinions of others.
1-6: 7.5/10
7: 6/10
1 - 3/10
2 - 2/10
3 - 8/10
4 - 6/10
5 - 9/10
6 - 4/10
7 - 5/10
>>64074211
Empire > A New Hope > Jedi = The Force Awakens > Sith (purely for Sheev) > being shot > The Phantom Menace > being shot again > Clones
the prequels are bad, stop this new meme
IV>V>VI>VII>III>I>II
>>64074989
this is a ranking, not a rating my bad
>TPM
3/10
>AotC
1/10
>RotS
4/10
>ANH
8/10
>TESB
9.5/10
>RotJ
7.5/10
>TFA
7.5/10
>>64075024
switch VI and VII and it's perfect
>ewoks
I = 7/10
Light-hearted family adventure
II = 8/10
Hugely ambitious and fun galactic mystery movie
III = 5/10
A fucking mess of a movie that makes no sense
IV = 10/10
An absolute classic
V = 10/10
As good as the original
VI = 10/10
There is literally nothing wrong with this movie
VII = 7/10
An awkward action-comedy reboot that manages to be fun but tries to hard to prove itself at the expense of the story
The Empire Strikes Back>A New Hope>Return of the Jedi>Revenge of the Sith>Phantom Menace>Force Awakens>Attack of the Clones
>>64074211
V > IV > VI > III > I > II > VII
literally objectively correct, fite me
I: 3/10
II: 2/10
III: 4/10
IV: 7/10
V: 7/10
VI: 6/10
VII: 5.5/10
>>64074720
>>64074989
>>64075024
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>>64075164
>VII beating any othe movie
literally too young to post here
>yfw Episode I should be called The Force Awakens
>yfw Episode VI could be called The Phantom Menace
>yfw Episode VII could be called Return of the Jedi, and
>yfw nothing would different
>>64075191
It's better than 3 at least. I don't understand why people like 3,, was the ebin space battle at the start or the retarded lava fight? Because everything in between was boring as hell nonsense
>>64075161
two is unbearable but i could watch 7 again.
>>64075191
People are way too harsh on III. Attack of the Clones on the other hand, while I enjoyed it as a kid, has some really terrible dialogue, no dramatic, memorable scenes that are important to the core story of the saga, and visually is one of the most disgusting movies ever made.
>>64075237
Attack of the clones was a fun space adventure. Revenge of the Sith was a boring soap operah with crappy over the top bullshit.
EP IV : 8/10
EP V : 10/10
EP VI : 6/10
EP I : 3/10
EP II : 2/10
EP III : 5/10
TFA : 6/10
new star wars is not a star wars movie. it's only a star wars movie if geoge lucas made it. it COULD have been a star wars movie but they fucked it. it's pathetic. i could see if i was a little kid and couldn't notice how they just reused the same shit. the story was lame i mean fucking lame the scenes sucked the first three had the best effects. they sholuld have just used footage from the first one it was a huge waste. DEATH STAR 2? THATS THE BEST YOU CAN FUCKING DO? I WONDER IF THEY'RE GONNA BLOW IT UP AT THE END GEE I DON"T FUCKING KNOW
>>64075264
Watch the two videos I've posted below and tell me which movie each is from. Then come on back here so you can look me in the eyes and say that again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ_PibZ1Q8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqgphpiO0L8
>all these reddit drones copypasting their meme lists from reddit
Remember kids,
OT GOOD
PT BAD
>>64075339
>second one literally says "Revenge of the Sith" in the video title
good job, retard
in any case, the first one is from AotC
>>64074211
>I
5/10
>II
5.5/10
>III
7/10
>IV
9/10
>V
9.5/10
>VI
8/10
>VII
8.5/10
>I 8/10
>II 5/10
>III 7/10
>IV 9/10
>V 10/10
>VI 10/10
>VII 6/10
get these other pleb ratings outta here
>>64075339
>posts the worst scene from one movie and the best movie from another
RotS has much worse scenes i.e. the other 90% of the movie which is just anakin whining
The correct list, Empire is the best so it will be ranked 10/10 as a benchmark for the others to be measured against.
I - 5/10
II - 3/10
III - 5/10
IV - 9/10
V - 10/10
VI - 8/10
VII- 8/10
Prequel apologists should return to reddit.
JJ Abrams can revive a series well, but I'm glad he's out before we get another Into Darkness situation.
>>64075191
>implying 2 is worth shit
Worst movie of the seven, easily
>>64074775
Look at me le ebin 4chan-man disliking everything thats popular
>>64075532
Holy shit, /tv/ literally is going all out to defend the prequels at all costs now. The Force Awakens is truly a momentous film.
How can you sit there and agree that Clones is a "fun space adventure", and Revenge is a "boring soap opera", when vice versa is clearly true. The tone of each movie is exactly the opposite of what the other guy said.
>>64075702
>The Force Awakens is truly a momentous film
Found the Redditor
>>64075638
Good list but III is better than you think.
I : 3/10
II: 6/10
III: 7/10
IV: 9/10
V: 8/10
VI: 9/10
VII: 9/10
>>64075650
Nope.
For all the failures in execution and direction, II still has a plot more consistent with the rest of the series than VII does, better action sequences that actually move the plot forward, and yes, better dialogue
III is the prequel with truly shit dialogue:
>ur so beautiful
>only bc im so luv <3
>no its bc im so in luv with u <333
but VII still has equally shit examples:
>an i ran str8 into u ;_;
>u luked @ me like no1 evr has ;_;
>that completely misplaced "bad feeling about this" after he's already fully aware something bad is happening
>disposing of Phasma as an excuse to say "trash compacter"
>"That's not how the Force works!" and "How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that!" nearly break the fourth wall with their epin memeing
>by the end I'm shocked that no one said "Let's blow this thing and go home"
VII literally breaks established rules of the other films
>being able to fly through a planetary shield in hyperspace if you "time it right," completely invalidating the latter half of RotJ
>droids can go into magical comatose sleep mode which blocks anyone from accessing their databanks, completely invalidating the set-up for ANH
>Millennium Falcon EVER getting "stolen" from Han and Chewie
>lightsabers "choosing" their owners a la Harry Potter
>you can become proficient at the Force with no training and no mentor, or even knowing what the fuck it is, not even midichlorian power levels broke this rule
Face it, VII is unadulterated shit. The pacing is on crack to make sure you don't get too much time to actually think about what you're watching, the memeing and callbacks are through the fucking roof in true Jar Jar Hackbrams fashion, and all major plot points are lifted from ANH with minor tweaks made to trick you into thinking it's new
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
>>64075702
Hi, Disney!
Pic related, it's what you did to Star Wars
5>4>6>1>2>7>3
I 5/10
II 3/10
III 7/10
IV 9.2/10
V 9.6/10
VI 8/10
VII 7.9/10
I 6.5/10
II 6.7/10
III 7.7/10
IV 8.7/10
V 8.8/10
VI 8.4/10
VII 8.7/10
>>64075846
What makes it good? I don't understand why people like 3 so much, it's the same CGI bullshit mesh with uninteresting characters and drawn-out fight scenes that bore you to death with shitty dialogue. What makes it better than 1 or 2?
Real ranking is 5 > 4 >> 6 > 7 >>>> 123
7 wasn't bad, there's no point ranking the prequels separately
The Phantom Menace 3/10
Attack of the Clones 2/10
Revenge of the Sith 3/10
Star Wars 5/10
Empire Strikes Back 2/10
Return of the Jedi 2/10
The Force Awakens 4/10
>>64076004
The story was interesting, the music was great, the planets were interesting, Sheev, Battle of Coruscant was neat, Order 66 was pretty cool.
6/10 easy, Only nostalgia fags hate it.
>>64076004
3's plot is basically
>They save palpatine and kill dooku because something something clone wars
>a bunch of boring shit
>order 66
>padme dies
4>5>3>6>1>2
doesn't belong: VII
>>64074211
V>VII>VI>III>II>I>IV
I really hated A New Hope.
>>64075164
>>64075161
>>64075130
>>64074984
>>64074905
>>64075516
>>64076126
Guys look at me, I don't like the new movie everyone likes!!
>>64076099
>something something
Why.
>>64076223
Plenty of average and above average marks there
>>64076223
Back to reddit, memelord
>>64076085
The story was continuation to the bloated mess that was the first two, I don't see how it's better. Music was always great even in the two previous ones, two good secenes doesn't make for a good movie. 1 and 2 had couple as well
It's quite the contrary, I feel like only nostalgiafags love it. Those who were kids or teens when it came out
>>64076249
>>64076294
/tv/ is worse than reddit atm because of people like you..
>>64075231
watch it again and say that :^)
by the third watch I had realized how little of it made sense even as a copypaste of ANH, how many cringeworthy callbacks there were and how genuinely good acting was being ruined by bad writing (just like the prequels)
Rating anything about 1 for VII means you have no fucking clue. Does anyone here even know a little about the EU and the saws the shit that they put out here?
>>64076387
sad you can't downboat, reddit?
>>64076426
>Yuuzhan Vong
>Yuuzhan Vong
>Yuuzhan Vong
>Yuuzhan Vong
>>64076435
Never been on reddit, but /tv/ is garbage, worst board atm.
>I. and II.
Meh.
>III, IV, V, VII
Oh.
>VI
HOHOH!
>>64076459
>Yuuzhan Vong
Yeah there were parts that were retarded. I meant the stories involving events after ROTJ. Like really, its been 30 years since that and in the mean time, everyone kind of did, well fuck all.
>>64076426
Nobody gives a fuck about your EU or canon or whatever, they're a bunch of movies that's it
>>64075215
How about, since The Phantom Menace is a fucking gay title, and because the first entry in the franchise doesn't need a sub-title:
Star Wars Episode I
Star Wars Episode II The Clone Wars
Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi
Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII OP is a Fag
Star Wars Episode IX /tv/ is Full of Autism
>>64075218
Probably all the angsty child murder.
So there's the golden C-3PO, and a silver one, will we ever see a bronze C-3PO?
>>64076459
>>64076508
Why does everyone hate the Yuuzhan Vong so much?
>omfg something different is happening :( :( :(
>and you can't even solve the problem with muh force this is such shit
4 = 6 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 3 >>>> 7
prove me wrong.you can't
>>64076982
>5 behind 2 an d1
I childrens' movie
II childrens' movie
III childrens' movie
IV childrens' movie
V childrens' movie
VI childrens' movie
VII childrens' movie
>>64077052
>>64076982
HAHA well meme'd guys! Welcome to /tv/ for your daily reddit memes ;)
I = 6/10
II = 5/10
III = 7/10
IV = 9/10
V = 10/10
VI = 7.5/10
VII = 7.5/10
>>64074211
1: 7/10
2: 5/10
3: 8/10
4: 10/10
5: 8/10
6: 9/10
7: 6/10
>>64077358
>TPM better than TFA
We get it, you guys want to have a different opinion than the rest of the world. Now stop this meme.
>No one has seen the hidden fortress
>No one has read dune
>No one has read/watched flash gordon
>No one has read moebius
Typical star wars fans.
>>64077492
not him but 7 was the 2nd worst movie in the series
I: 6.5/10
II: 4/10
III: 6/10
IV: not seen
V: 8/10
VI: 8.5/10
VII: 8/10
I: 3/10
II: 2/10
III: 2/10
IV:10/10
V: 12/10
VI: 6/10
VII:8/10
I: 4/10
II: 4/10
III: 6/10
IV: 10/10
V: 10/10
VI: 7/10
VII: 8/10
Episode I: 6/10
Episode II: 4/10
Episode III: 5/10
Episode IV: 8/10
Episode V: 8/10
Episode VI: 7/10
Episode VII: 5/10
>>64077547
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL" is better than "I will show you the dark side"?
Confirmed for retard
>>64074211
I: 5
II: 5
III: 5
IV: 9
V: 9
VI: 9
VII: 7
I 1/10
II 0/10
III 2/10
IV 9.5/10
V 10/10
VI 8/10
VII 7.5/10
I - 1/10
II - 2/10
III - 3/10
IV - 7/10
V - 10/10
VI - 6/10
VII - 6/10
>>64077744
how the fuck do you rate a movie with literally 1 2 hour scene 7.5/10?
>>64077791
>1 2 hour scene
What?
>>64074816
This. This is the perfect ranking. Anyone who thinks VII was better than III needs to go back to reddit.
>>64077119
Contain your buttblast, gaylord.
>>64077810
The scene where Rey gets the Falcon in Jakku and then blows up the Starkiller.
I: 6.5 (memed too hard)
II: 6 (flaws all over the shop)
III:7 (improved, but still memed too hard)
IV: 8 (a little cliche and plot holes)
V: 9 (really well developed story and characters)
VI:8 (cheesy yet otherwise good, but seriously, fuck ewoks)
VII:7.5 (ham fisted 'hey remember this character and story architecture', but otherwise solid sequel that was ultimately just a little jj.abramsed)
I like the female lead, shes not too cutesy, but they should have given her some wear and tear, a scavenger in the desert cant be flawless.
I get that they needed to cater to new racial and gender groups, but if they match ren and finn, im fucking done, black on white is jew cuck indoctrination, its not the norm.>handbrake driveby on jakku
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64078118
I still don't know what you're trying to say.
How is that scene a one, two hour scene?
>>64074211
There are hundreds of Star shit threads you could have taken this question to. You absolutely did not need to make yet another one. Kill yourself you autistic basement dwelling mentally handicapped bandwagon jumping manchild.
>>64074211
IV: 10
V: 10
VI: 8
I: 5
II: 3
III: 6
VII: 8
>>64077810
Have you seen the movie?
I might be exaggerating a bit but to me its how the movie felt, completely garbage pacing.
TPM: 7/10
AOTC: 9/10
ROTS: 10/10
ANH: 8/10
ESB: 10/10
ROTJ: 8/10
TFA: 6/10
they are good
What?
>>64075164
this is a good fair rating that i agree with
