>gets her shit pushed in by the witchking
>merry comes to her rescue like a knight saving a poor damsal in distress
>just before he can deliver the killing blow she steals his kill, takes all the glory and implies that only a woman could have defeated him
Why do feminists treat her as a hero again?
>>64074001
>Why do feminists treat her as a hero again?
Bear with me here.
They're fucking retards.
>>64074001
>just before he can deliver the killing blow she steals his kill, takes all the glory and implies that only a woman could have defeated him
His dagger nullified the Witch King's magic shield so he could be killed.
Men complainimg about women and feminists are exactly the same as the people they claim to hate. I'm actually more annoyed with people like you personally.
>>64074011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNEgdwjEhs
>>64074001
It was heroic, since she did stand and fight the fucking Witchking.
The kill was obviously teamwork.
>>64074011
>bear
Kettle, pot?
>>64074032
>le fence sitting is so enlightened meme
Dank, DANK
>>64074001
That's literally how magic works you dumb dumb.
Loopholes, puns and clauses are how you break spells and fulfill prophecies in the most convenient and timely way.
>>64074011
Im with you
>>64074032
>>64074076
Its not fence sitting anon. You are no different from the feminists you claim to hate. This thread is in no way different than if a woman made the same complaint about a movie being sexist.
>>64074086
>finally a chance to post my epic meme image from /pol/
>...now back to droning on about identity politics all day, the complete opposite of the people I'm fighting of course
>>64074086
>>64074119
God damn it.
>>64074136
heh...better luck next time...kid
>>64074001
If you don't get the pounding you are automatically a Mary Sue, apparently.
>>64074001
My favorite is the only reason we're even lead to believe she could beat him is because of some retard-tier level of semantics that a normal person wouldn't have even give a second thought to.
>HURR DURR NO MAN CAN DEFEAT MEEEEE!!1
>BUT I AM NOT A MAN. AM WOMYM!!1 xDDDD
>>64074127
>le two sides of the same coin meme
Dank, DANK
>>64074165
>he doesn't even get the allusion of that bit
literally the lowest of plebs
>>64074127
Yes we should never criticize or complain about a group of people that are taking major control of parts of mainstream media and forcefully exerting massive amounts of influence in western culture even if we disagree with them.
How incredibly intelligent you are.
>this whole thread
Kill yourselves
>>64074221
What allusion, exactly? At least explain your argument instead of just greentexting.
>>64074086
>>64074119
No for real, there is a large group of men here who literally harbor half conceived beliefs in white supremacy out of insecurity while looking at interracial porn every day, and believe that as men they are superior to women while having a folder of the feet of actresses they would like to worship. You can try to make it a boys vs girls thing if you want, but it isn't.
It's just embarrassing watching people here act like theyre being oppressed by Jews, blacks and feminists without even having the most basic sense of self awareness of the fact that this behavior is no different than the persecution complex these very same Jews, blacks and feminists are notorious for. I really cant stand this behavior, and its embodied here so strongly, yet you still cant be honest with yourself about how you're behaving
>>64074165
Well a hobbit was involved aswell
>>64074032
>just now figuring out that /pol/ and tumblr are two sides of the same retarded coin
C'mon...it's 2015.
>>64074232
You dont fucking understand anything thats happening in the world anon. You're an ignorant nigger like all of the people you think youre different from. You dont have the eyes to see.
Every single thing youve ever complained about has been a complaint rooted in this nigger ignorance your whole world is defined by
Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell hahaha
>>64074112
Bear checked
>>64074262
how new are you?
>>64074323
This is what newfag redditors actually believe
>>64074353
What an immensely intelligent argument from such a brilliant individual as yourself. Your enlightenment is truly blinding to us all. For our sake please refrain from further displays of your incredible intellect.
Why was Tolkien such a hack? The whole "no man can kill me" shit was done a million times better in Hamlet.
>>64074032
>le ur just as bad as the sjws
Boop bop zippy zoop
>>64074323
>le /pol/ is bad meme
fuck off to tumblr you liberal nigger
>>64074353
never seen someone so triggered in my entire life
>>64074434
Do you think its always been like this anon? It hasn't. The vast majority of people that post here now are beta male normies who vent their pent up frustrations anonymously. Most of the men here are half hearted in their beliefs and all around weak souls.
You might post nigger once and awhile and get mad about race mixing, but your pseudo racism has no merit. You dont understand what it means to embody the philosophical ideal of the Master Race. You'll whine incessantly about niggers and feminists, but you know in your heart you aren't the vicious Aryan Patriarch you fantasize about being. You dont have the soul of a master.
>>64074258
In MacBeth it says he can't be killed by a man born of women. The solution is that Macduff came to life by a caesarean section and was not "born" in the strictest sense.
Tolkien thougth that that could be resolved easier, simply by having the witchking, who can be killed by no man, killed by a women.
>Be gone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!
>Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.
>Do what you will, but I will hinder it, if I may.
>Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!
>But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.
The important aspect is not that Eowyn is a woman. What matters in this confrontation is that Eowyn is standing against one of the greatest forces of evil on Middle Earth despite her great disadvantages in strength and skill, as she is defending her family and her home. The entirety of the Lord of the Rings is about the people who are seemingly the last person youd expect to be the one who steps up to face the evil in the world finding the courage within themselves to overcome their enemies
>>64074833
So I assume then it was simply a reference and not a semantic triggered "gotcha" contrivance. In which case the fact that some random girl and a hobbit with no combat training could kill one of the most feared warriors in middle earth by themselves is still pretty stupid.
>>64075142
No, its actually you thats pretty stupid here, as youre failing to understand the story or these characters. Just stop trying to get fucking mad about feminism you seriously irritating faggot.
>>64074001
im so high i though a horse was biting her head.
>>64075142
Is it this hard to understand?
It's not DBZ, it's not about power levels.
Sauron lost the war of the last alliance because he was cocky and Isildur was lucky, after all.
>>64074613
>assume it's copypasta
>it's actually some self loathing /pol/ faggot
fucks sake just go back to reddit dude
such a shit scene goddamn
thanks for making me remember this garbage
>>64074112
its actually the right spelling to use in that context
>>64075288
>it's not about power levels.
Yeah good lets just throw logic out the window because Tolkien made a hack reference to MacBeth. I'm not talking about the war, I'm talking the context of that scene was incredibly stupid and cliche.
>>64075241
>its so deep you can't possibly understand!
Nothing to do with feminism, friend. I comprehend it fine. Sorry I bashed one of your favorite writers. It wasn't poetic. It was doing something that a guy did hundreds of years ago. The standards of writing change friend. Sorry you don't grasp that. Just because Shakespeare did it in 1600 doesn't mean you can do the same thing modern day and be praised.
>>64075435
>powerlevel = logic
Are you some fucking weeb?
Did you miss the intro where a fucking Maiar was defeated because a mortal hacked away his fingers with a broken blade?
The situation with the Witchking is similar.
He dominated her, he didn't watch his back, he payed the price.
>>64074001
Just like how Frodo had to be physically carried up the mountain, and then pusses out at the end.
Tons of LOTR characters relied heavily on each other, and yet they were considered strong and brave.
>>64074001
>implying Merry would have been able to kill him when simply touching his sword to the Witch King's back sends him to the ground screaming in agony
Okay.
>>64075511
Why are you so obsessed with anime even though I haven't mentioned it once? Are you trying to make me believe you're some sophisticated student of storytelling because you don't like anime? The entire premise of the villain on the brink of beating a hero and someone coming along and saving the day because the villain was distracted is incredibly cliche. The line she throws out just makes it worse. The scene isn't very good. I still liked the rest of it, though. Things like that will happen to even the best writers. Not going to argue with you anymore.
>>64075613
It's a very significant scene that has definitive thematic parallels with the historical mythology of Middle Earth. Your use of the term cliche is showing you don't really understand archetypes
