We beg George Lucas to come back and save us from Reddit Wars the Marvel Awakens and the upcoming sequels
More acrobatics and senate meetings are what VII needed, I completely agree.
>>64066052
I'm sorry George! For all the memes, all the pottery... we made fun of you for poetry but Disney took it to a new level!
He was only trying to be a good friend
>>64066052
Just don't see the movies. Just don't see any franchise films.
Looking back, the prequels had a lot to love, it was clear Lucas really cared. They are not perfect films but I'd rate them at least high enough for the imdb top 250.
Did.. did you retarded kids not see the prequel films?
If anyone they should hire Marcia Lucas. She was the one who reigned George's autistic idotic side in. Too bad she got sick of his bullshit and ran off with a carpenter who worked on their house as Jedi finished.
Imagine Lucas took all the criticism of the prequels into consideration and made ep. 7, 8 and 9 his true masterpieces. I guess in an alternate reality this happened.
>>64066183
Lucas fired the editor the studio hired and then hired his own wife. His wife had nothing to do with the success of the rest of the OT nor the success of Indiana jones
>>64066214
>You will never live in this reality
>You're doomed to suffer the apathetic blandness of Disney
>>64066600
trip dub
checkd
►Poo Digimon shoots the very Stormtrooper that elicits the brain wipe of FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87
►Poo cracks jokes seconds after his friend (spiritual mentor?) is slain before him; seemingly more interested in a stationary laser bolt than anything else
►FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 stand right were crashed TIE lays, with Poo’s jacket in hand as sand swallows the craft… and as he’s instantly ‘teleported’ tens of meters away from site
►Gey is a skilled parkourist, yet runs like an octopus on land
►Fellow scavenger relinquishes seemingly valuable B8-Ball without as much as a 'WTF'
►Destitute scavenger, Gey won't give up a droid she just came across; even for orders of magnitude more than it's apparently worth
►"Junk" MF has been parked therer for time immemorial, without anyone recognising it
►Clearly just "junk" in Gey‘s squinty eyes, she can fly the MF better than anyone
►Never having trained in gunnery, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 is making Death Star trench run -like shots (EA Aim Assist™?)
►Gey knows the MF's workings inside-out, despite not even recognising the ship as the MF
►Gey / FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 do not recognise Solo and co., despite knowing of all their feats (pre photography?)
►Racist vagina dentata balls eat everything... 'cept nigs
►Gey randomly bashes a CCTV console to save FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 (the Farce?)
►Gey thought Luke etc are "myths", yet has Luke’s helmet, lives in an ep.V era AT-AT, has a Luke doll... (Alzheimer's?)
►After all their travails, our "her0", FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 has no interest in staying... until he sees Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™ shoot its wad and he drags his knuckles back for an 'I told you so!'
►FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87's one apparent 'skill' is using a blaster rifle… which he does not use it to arrest Gey's capture by Gaylord; only running and hysterically chimping out
>>64066820
"it's gonna be great"
Help me, George Kenobi. You're my only hope
>>64066820
►Sub-Padawan Gey blocks second most powerful Dark Side Force user’s Force interrogation -- reversing it, mid-mind-fuck
►Gey 'learns' the Jedi mind trick with no previous exposure to it, on her third checkpoint continue
►FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 is used as the linchpin for the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™ terror attack without his credentials even being queried
►Not minutes after reuniting with Solo, after years (decades?) estranged, Leia's first action is to send him on a suicide mission
►FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 being found out as an ‘effluence ape‘, Solo nonetheless continues with the 'plan' hinging on him, endangering the entire Rebel hegemony
►Chewbarebacker commits first cardinal sin of warfare - splitting up - sending Solo to his effective death
►...He then fails to cover Solo from 'the high ground', Analkin
►Gaylord's sixth sense for faggot-cock spans the entire, planet-sized Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™, but not a few meters next to / behind his person
►With Gaylord clearly possessed, Solo - now fully cognisant of the Force and its wiles - martyrs himself
►Chewbarebacker lets off a Parthain shot, as if to exonerate himself from complicity with Leia in Solo's murder
►Perhaps worse, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 - vehement about the propensity of TFO - takes no action from “the high ground” either
►FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ:87 holds his own with a lightsaber against Gaylord, only to have his spinal cord cauterised, leading to certain, instant death (he was rendered unconscious instantly -- spinal cord cut)… ‘cept at Disney World
►After everything that was risked for the MacGuffin (Luke) once found, his acquisition is entrusted to a PTSD-suffering Wookie and an unknown, tomboy dyke
►That 'Lost' final scene... (kek)
>>64066869
►Gey's lightsaber visions have her toddler self being handed over to that unscrupulous scrap dealer-cum-pedo on Jakku (…her parents / guardians were Filipinos?)
►X-Wing laser blasts cause literal craters, sending squads of Stormtroopers flying, then immediately switch to 'stun' and snipe a target's left shoulder
►Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™ is comparatively even more vulnerable to destruction than the previous two iterations -- the entire, planet-sized contraption seemingly wired to cascade-explode from a couple of choice laser blasts and a sachet of C4 (...puts a whole new spin on 9-11!)
►The Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™ 'laser' is a homing missile, comprised of smaller 'missilelets'
►"Suns" (kek) are drained to instantly power / create said homing 'missilelets'
►The "Sun's" (kek) heat would melt through the Earth were it contained in the head of a pin (fact), yet a suburb-sized beam of it is sucked into the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™
►Why fire the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-Ass™, given it drains "Suns" (kek) -- a process that would end life in the pertaining solar system in minute anyway…? (NB: Molecules ’freeze’ at 0°Kelvin)
►C-3PO can no longer calculate statistical probabilities
►R2-D2 is super-encrypted and cannot be accessed if it PMS's; no matter how important its continuing functionality is
►Force never used during Lightsaber ‘flail-offs‘ - only preceding them and elsewhere - despite the combat itself being even remotely qualifiable through constant Force presence (…Why not shut off the opponent's weapon? How can Gey fight at all unless some 'Force god mode' is presupposed?)
►Opus No.7, ‘MIA‘, in G-minor, by John Williams
►Did not use Lucas's vision or Lucas's story; instead, Disney World's, a hack Jew's, papered over with SW iconography
moot needs to bump the posting age for 4chan up to 28 years old
>>64066888
►Gangly, forceps-faced emo cast to carry on legacy of most iconic bad guy in sci-fi cinema (...Hayden, you‘re our only hope)
►No-name Brit nig cast as role model for Amerinigs -- through his displays of ineptitude, cowardice, lechery and shitty, ghetto accented mannerisms (…just the tonic!)
►Flaming feminazi, Mary Sue dyke = Luke v2.0
►Supreme Hobbit Smeagol
►Von-Saydow -- butchered
►Isaac -- mortified
►Mof Tarkin -- copy-pasted / Goebbles-fied
►Lightsaber combat -- Disney Infinity-fied
►Stormtrooper clones + 1
►Phasma Fett: The Vagina Monologues -- trash compacted
►Dog fights -- vidya cut-scenes
►Rebels -- "Resistance" to own hegemony
►“The First Order”… in incompetence and retardation
►Sugar Bagel -addled pacing
►First-year hack editing
►One character / actor who single-handedly averted mass cinema walk-outs / shootings and who cost more than most film budgets combined to cast -- killed off
►The one character / actor 95% people wanted to see -- MIA
►The one character / actor whose presence relied solely on [her] looks -- grotesquely aged, method acting throat cancer and a pointless adjunct
►Insulting, embarrassing, cipher character fan service rammed up the wazoo
►Star Worse: A Not-So-New Hopeless Ep.VII
WHAT - THE - FUCK - WENT - SO - HEINOUSLY - WRONG, MOSCHE?!
>>64066138
it's hard when now if you don't see it that it is against the status quo...
Like people ask if you saw it as small talk instead of what is the weather ... And the movie is not even good it's pretty shit and the story etc all of it is not even good. But people don't give a fuck they love this shit like they grew up loving it.
>>64066910
>The one character / actor whose presence relied solely on [her] looks -- grotesquely aged, method acting throat cancer and a pointless adjunct
This this this this and this. To say women age like milk would be a compliment at this point.
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